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Travel / Re: Aerial View Of The Aguiyi Ironsi Road Constructed By Alex Otti by Nonexisting1: 7:55pm On May 31
All former governors in Abia state should be rounded and thrown into lion's den.

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Romance / Re: Ex-wife Walks Away With $1bn In Record Divorce Alimony by Nonexisting1: 7:11pm On May 31
There we go again. They don't work but they all want to eat. Well, goodluck to our brothers in marriages. If you can, avoid marriage but if you can't, get that prenup signed before you commit.

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Romance / Re: What Are 3 Major Things To Concider In Any Girl For Marriage by Nonexisting1: 7:05pm On May 31
Make sure she is not a social media freak.
Lesser friends she has, the better.
Family integrity matters. Check family history. Make sure her family has an age long integrity. That way, she will have something to protect and likely not misbehave.
Check how her mother treats her father. The clipper they used to barb Albert's hair is likely the clipper they will use on your hair. First daughter will mostly behave like her mother except in very rare occasions. I don't advocate for marriage and I don't also give a fucck about it. I see it more as scam than reality. Well, goodluck brother man.

Politics / Re: Sit-at-home: Peter Obi Condemns Attack On The Nigerian Army In Aba Abia State by Nonexisting1: 6:52pm On May 31
The man waited to get all the facts of the case before making a statement. You don't go about chooking mouth on issues anyhow. He waited until the Nigerian army who are directly involved issued a statement to acknowledge the news before he issued his own. Wise man Peter Obi, I'm impressed.

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Celebrities / Re: Selena Gomez To Adopt Children If She Is Single At 35 by Nonexisting1: 5:35pm On May 31
Thank God that she later met someone, a man. I don't need a man, men are scum but here is one of them celebrating meeting a man. Please if you see a man, take a minute to say thank you to him because men are answered prayers.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Election: Latest Results As Counting Of Votes Continue by Nonexisting1: 4:59pm On May 31
DoctorAyukebot:


EFF...He has always enjoyed the 3rd spot nationally behind the ANC and DA. However with Zuma's MK formed only months ago taking a 12% of the national vote, Julius is now being pushed to forth place , with a 10% enough to rake him about 40 parliamentarians in the 400 man parliament, that votes the president
So all his noise is for nothing. Southies are mean.

Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Election: Latest Results As Counting Of Votes Continue by Nonexisting1: 4:45pm On May 31
What party is that Malena nigga? Is he winning or losing? We have too many problems here for me to be following Southy elections.

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Family / Re: Wife Makes Birthday Cake For Cheating Husband by Nonexisting1: 9:32pm On May 29
EreluRoz:
Sometimes it's not even about the cheating that's annoying it's the way they put their wives down and expose her to the sidechick that's heartbreaking
Only a foolish woman will believe these men. How can someone tell you that he doesn't want to be with his wife anymore but he is busy impregnating her.

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Family / Wife Makes Birthday Cake For Cheating Husband by Nonexisting1: 9:19pm On May 29
Read the man's message with another woman. His days are numbered without him knowing it. Fear women.

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Romance / Re: Lady Displays And Kisses Komodo Dragon (photos) by Nonexisting1: 9:16pm On May 29
And this is someone you are saying I should not be afraid of. Someone that can kiss snakes and even lions, the same animals that I will see and run throwing my slippers away. Men, please reserve 1hr everyday to fear women.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 9:08pm On May 29
Franzinni:
Nostalgia grin grin

Life was sweet back then in its own unique and special way...


I was in a restaurant today and my friend asked the attendant if she knew daddy showkey and she was just blank like "who?"

Then she said she never heard of him before ... That was when I realized


I am in a category of old now.
The moment you say you don't know Daddy Showkey, I'll cease all serious discussions with you except if we are discussing cartoons.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 8:45pm On May 29
Our home theatre back in the day.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 8:43pm On May 29
Bug hunters.
Old school fireworks for Christmas.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 8:40pm On May 29
My nigga Zonefree showing off his Rolex watch. cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 8:38pm On May 29
Cooking oil for the rich.

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Nairaland / General / If You Know These, You Are Now An Elder by Nonexisting1: 8:36pm On May 29
Indomie generation will be confused right now. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Plaiting Of Hair Now Cost 10,000 Naira by Nonexisting1: 5:41pm On May 29
Sapasenator:


I cut hair myself the past 8 years and they look so good and I cut every week.
I see men that cut their hairs by themselves as stingy people and people who don't like helping others. How can SMEs grow if you don't patronize small businesses like barber stores?

Romance / Re: Does This Legs Really Worth 20 Million by Nonexisting1: 5:36pm On May 29
Yugoslavia247:
She never shows her belly.

Most likely a single mother.

Most of her pics hide her belly


God help her if she is after one.

Wide angle triangle borehole kpekus

You wont know till try it from the behind and open it. You will see the fallopian tube.

Now imagine that person tell you her hole is worth 5k. A dry hole that requires lubricant.
Is she your ex?

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Romance / Re: Plaiting Of Hair Now Cost 10,000 Naira by Nonexisting1: 5:33pm On May 29
If you can't afford hairdos, cut your hair. Problem solved. I now go to barber once a month unlike before that I used to go every two weeks. Tinubu till 2090

Romance / Re: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by Nonexisting1: 5:09pm On May 29
If you want to simp, simp very well and don't complain. Baba, go and buy her the latest iPhone. Be an understanding man and stop talking too much.

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Crime / Re: Anal Sex: Ebonyi Choir Master Defiles 10-Year-Old Boy, Poisons Him To Death (Vid by Nonexisting1: 5:06pm On May 29
Dont hand him over to the police, just cut off his dick and let him go. He won't be a threat to any child ever again.

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Politics / Re: Adoption Of ‘old’ National Anthem Marks Start Of Nigeria’s Revolution – Akpabio by Nonexisting1: 4:58pm On May 29
Tinubu's greatest achievement in 2024 is changing our national anthem. Tinubu is working, everyone please be patient. By 2025, he will also change the name Nigeria to Nigga area. Tinubu till 2090.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Scammer Failed Attempt To Auction Off Elvis Presley Mansion In USA by Nonexisting1: 4:51pm On May 29
The person is based in Nigeria but he wrote in Uganadan language and these idiots called him Nigerian. I've said it here before that many Africans when caught in crimes especially fraud claim to be Nigerians just to spite us. As long as the name Nigeria is always associated with scam, why not save our country's good name and destroy Nigeria's name patapata. God will punish them.

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Politics / Re: #TinubuOneYearOfFailure Trends On Twitter (Pictures) by Nonexisting1: 4:40pm On May 29
Ance4Liverpool:
Most of this people shouting failure will still collect 2k,maggi and salt to vote tinibu again come 2027
You just defined an average Nigerian. They will even front the 2k and rhe maggi on social media. I'm done preaching, let's us continue to suffer it together until we have sense.

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Romance / Re: The Height Of Indiscipline Is Allowing Your Self Get Fat Or Remaining Fat by Nonexisting1: 10:47pm On May 28
Waking up 4am everyday and running for 2hrs 30mins non stop may do more harm to your body than good. Wait until you reach 50s and 60s to see the negative impact. First you need quality sleep and little stress. God forbid you develop diabetes and continue that routine, you'll simply develop high blood pressure. Good sleep alone is a highly recommended medicine on its own and there you are interrupting it at 4am, well except you sleep early. Then again, consuming alcohol on a moderate level once in a while as a man is not an unhealthy lifestyle. One thing I've found out in this life is that our genetics contribute more to our general health than our lifestyle which is why some heavy smokers live long than non smokers.

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Business / Re: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by Nonexisting1: 10:00pm On May 28
I wanted to type what's the difference until I saw the fourth picture.

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Politics / Re: Abia Workers Reject Online Verification by Nonexisting1: 8:15pm On May 28
Keep getting them ghost workers baba Otti. Well done. If you don't verify online, kiss your job bye bye. It's that simple.

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advise On This One Please by Nonexisting1: 8:12pm On May 28
Young man, focus on your studies.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Experience About This (pic) by Nonexisting1: 9:49pm On May 27
The nigga's mouth sign says it all. Guess how she introduced him to the husband? He is just my childhood friend, we grew up together which is more like his dick and my pussy grew together.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Lecturer, Tony Asekhuno, Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Students by Nonexisting1: 9:45pm On May 27
Chicagograduate:
Blackmailers
People don't accuse just anybody. If you had gone through Nigerian university, you will understand that lecturers both males and females are beasts. Any lecturer accused of sex for mark or money for mark, chances that he is not guilty is 0.0001%. I hate rapists and sex manipulators. If you want to fucck, solicit for it in a decent manner and not by coercion. Investigating the man will be waste of time and resources, they should just sack him because the allegations are far too many coming from both genders.

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Politics / Re: Flood: Guest Forced To Take The Bushes To Get To Their Destination In Abia State by Nonexisting1: 8:18pm On May 27
Before you comment on this thread, make sure you have also dropped a comment on the thread below. Thank you.

https://www.nairaland.com/8106094/fg-suspends-nigeria-air-project

CC: Baterians.
Agbado crew.

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Celebrities / Re: 'My Wife Was Pregnant For Another Man While We Were Still Married' - Harrysong by Nonexisting1: 8:11pm On May 27
These days, only simps get married. Societies all over the world now except few Muslim countries favor women so real men now stay away from marriage. In fact the few in it now go for divorce to keep their sanity in check. Marriage has been demystified, no longer interesting. As for me, I can only marry when it becomes a must and when that time comes, I'll rather marry a tree than marry a Nigerian girl.

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