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Romance / Re: Life No Be Nollywood -Lady Shocked To See Boyfriend Doing Well After Dumping Her by Nonexisting1: 4:24pm On Apr 08
Nigga simply moved up the ladder. Dating a vaginarian of Nigerian descent should not only be seen as foolishness but also ruled as a crime.

Travel / Re: Man Deported After Confessing His Immigration Status To UK Catholic Priest by Nonexisting1: 4:20pm On Apr 08
1Sharon:


As said before, a priest will never snitch.
You are naive. Priests abroad are steadily used by security agencies. I agree this is fake because his crime is not worth snitching on. Go and confess to a priest in UK that you're on interpol list of wanted persons and see if you won't get caught right there in the church.

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Politics / Re: Family Reacts To Betty Anyanwu Purported Marriage To Akeredolu’s Younger Brother by Nonexisting1: 7:18am On Apr 07
She should simply say her late husband's brother has done "nkuchi" on her rather than speaking long grammar. As far as I'm concerned, they do "nkuchi" on a widow to limit her pussy to one man and stop her from sharing it around to every available dick. This is a simple explanation to what happened in her village. I hate long talk.

Romance / Re: It Is Right Only When It Favor’s You Ladies by Nonexisting1: 7:07am On Apr 07
Reminderz:

before you reply to someone, check again if the person you're replying to has his/her brain switched on...
Aptly said. Many of them vaginarians in this enclave called nigga area are sworn enemies to their brains. They hate to work with their brains which is why I avoid them. Whenever I engage them, it's mostly about sex. If I want to discuss serious issues and there is no man around, I discuss with my dog.

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Romance / Re: I Discovered My Wife's Cheating On Me by Nonexisting1: 7:01am On Apr 07
A simp and brain are sworn enemies and this here confirms that saying. The mugu is living with his future killer without knowing it. She hasn't put rat poison in his food yet just because there is a chance he will leave for America and give her the space she desperately needs. If that plan of relocating for masters fails or delays for more than a year, he is a dead man. As she is now, nothing will come between her and her 'joygiver', not even her own child talkless of a husband that is not man enough.

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Health / Re: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by Nonexisting1: 9:52pm On Apr 06
KillIgbohoN0W:


Which puts you around 50 years old yet you spend your days constituting a nuisance on Nairaland for free.
I've known long time that the tribal bigots here are all old unfruitful men. No real successful man will spend and dedicate his life to tribal bigotry because success knows no tribe or religion. A successful man be anything but hateful and he goes off the line due to actions of others, he will apologize the moment he realizes it.

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Romance / Re: Road To Love Of A Nairalander . by Nonexisting1: 4:05pm On Apr 06
It's not a wise decision to celebrate any dealing with the vagina gender because the story can change any time. Wisdom and privacy work hand in hand. You are setting yourself up for failure the moment you don't keep quiet over small "self acclaimed" wins or successes.

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Romance / Re: Ex Porn Star Mia Khalifa Explain Wats Dating Is Like 4 Her by Nonexisting1: 3:58pm On Apr 06
There's nothing like EX in fucckery business. Once a fuccker, always a fuccker. Only a fool will deceive himself thinking he is dating her. But, that vaginarian has a banging body.

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Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by Nonexisting1: 3:51pm On Apr 06
Wrakeim:

come do wetin grin grin
Come fucck nau. We have them kpekus in quantum here. The pussy holders are uselessly and aimlessly sharing it everywhere.

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Police Confirm Death Of 14 Year Old Girl In Company Of Lover In Hotel Ro by Nonexisting1: 3:41pm On Apr 06
Olosho at 14yrs to the extent of dying in a marathon sex? God knows how many hotels she has been to and how many dicks she has taken, and there is a man somewhere answering a father because of her. The vagina gender has evolved to something else. Oh, it would have been a beautiful world without them in it. God really did men bad thing by that single creation. Even wild beasts don't pose this threat to the world and to the ecosystem.

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Romance / Re: Omo i wan deactivate...... by Nonexisting1: 3:35pm On Apr 06
Then come back.

Family / Re: Houston Woman Divorces Her Brain Dead Husband, Then Adopts Him by Nonexisting1: 9:27pm On Apr 03
There is nothing angelic about this gender. She is only cashing out with the sick gentleman. I have a good friend in the US and I've heard stories from him about how people cash out in situations like this. They get returns in taxes and get several government benefit supports for caring for the sick whereas they sit idle at home doing little for the sick person. Nobody should praise the vaginarian, she did this for a selfish reason.

TV/Movies / Re: Movie Review: Áfáméfúná - An Nwa-boi Story. by Nonexisting1: 9:27pm On Apr 02
Naybahood:
Afam was a big and stupid ass simp !!!!

The comment I was desperately searching for. The nigga was simping to both his wife and Paulo at the same time. Talk about a embedding simping and foolishness in one man's life. Thank you brother for restoring hope in man-hood with this your comment.

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Politics / Re: Govt Borrowings Unproductive — Peter Obi Rakes Over Nigeria’s Debt Profile by Nonexisting1: 9:19pm On Apr 02
9jatriot:
No event to attend today.

If he is not in one burial, he is in a wedding, if it is not wedding, it is birthday, if it is not birthday it is naming ceremony. If none of these events are available, he will be on google looking for the latest bad news about Nigeria.

As soon as he finds one, he logs into twitter, even without verifying or checking the context of the news, he makes a tweet.

In all of these when does he have time to research for possible solutions to the problems he claims he can solve.

Also, Magaret his wife is a still a young woman, when does he now have time for her?

He has now dished the petecoastal churches he was junking around and he is now trying to woo muslims.
What has your comment got to do with what the young man pointed. He simply advised the government of the day to reduce their borrowing and you're here attacking him. Truly, you people have zero senze. Tinubu and APC are wasting resources on many of you here and if I were them, I'll fire you here right now because you've proven not to have anything upstairs. If Peter had called Tinubu an idiot and you responded like this, I will understand you're doing your job. Shame on you.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by Nonexisting1: 9:36pm On Apr 01
fidelmarshal199:
Congratulations...

Just remember that DNA is a must
I approve the bolded.

I don't congratulate men for marrying the gender I dread so much, I simply tell them goodluck so I wish you goodluck brother.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Have To Say About This? by Nonexisting1: 9:28pm On Apr 01
And what exactly do you want people to say about it?

Romance / Re: How Women With Engagement Rings Walk. by Nonexisting1: 7:16pm On Apr 01
After they wear it for 2 years and no wedding, they will start hiding it and be greeting every man again even when the men don't give a fucck.

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Crime / Re: Ifesinachi Luxurious Bus Burnt, Passengers Robbed At Ijebu Ode by Nonexisting1: 11:26pm On Mar 31
Ejiakusmith:
Finally this southwesterns don manifested their hatred towards Igbo's ....... Shebi na for Ogun state. E happen nothing una get to tell me ....... So all the tribal abuse online don finally show forth 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
One wise man spotted. This is purely a hate crime but Igbos go still dey alright. They always do.

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Crime / Re: Ifesinachi Luxurious Bus Burnt, Passengers Robbed At Ijebu Ode by Nonexisting1: 11:19pm On Mar 31
I will be very blunt on this one. This is not the handwork of just any bandits. They would have kidnapped them all. This is not the handwork of just any armed robbers. They would have robbed them, possibly killed some and gone their ways. This is pure hatred against Igbos knowing fully well they were the ones in that bus travelling for Easter and everyone knows the people that are capable of having this level of hate against Igbos but it's okay. We are like garri, we will always be rising whether inside hot water or inside cold water.

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Romance / Re: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner by Nonexisting1: 8:38pm On Mar 31
A man is supposed to lock his phone because he needs to keep his business with his concubines private. He should do that to respect his wife not that she can do anything. On the other hand, a wife should always submit to her husband. She can password her phone because of the children and incase she loses her phone but she must always submit her password to her husband for free access.

Politics / Re: Setting The Records Straight On Peter Obi by Nonexisting1: 8:01pm On Mar 31
The truth is like a pregnancy, you can't hide it no matter how you try it. Even if you decide to stay indoors, nosey friends and neighbors will always find a way.

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Religion / Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by Nonexisting1: 7:40pm On Mar 31
I wonder what he would tell his ancestors if he had died. Ndi iberibe.

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Nonexisting1: 7:34pm On Mar 31
labake1:
Lt Mohbad wealth must be really much for his family and friends to be disturbing this woman for DNA. God will fight for you my sister
If the DNA test comes out negative nko, will God still fight for her? Trusting your gender is more risky than trusting a cobra with chickens.

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Crime / Re: Massive Looting Of Palliatives In Birnin Kebbi Kara Market Just Now (photos) by Nonexisting1: 5:00pm On Mar 31
This one now thinks he has made it for life.

Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If You're Her Brother? by Nonexisting1: 4:34pm On Mar 30
The fact that you're fuccking my sister without paying her brideprice has made you my enemy. Seizing the phone I bought for her is the trigger I need to treat your fucckup.

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Romance / Re: We Were Married For 8yrs, I Divorced Him, I Regret My Decision- Lady Laments by Nonexisting1: 4:20pm On Mar 30
This is why I see all of them as brainless. They act before they reason. Limit your dealings with them to sex only and you will live long. Invest emotions and I bet you, you'll not see 60yrs of age. Even when you're married to them, limit everything to sex, child bearing and child raising. Live your life as if they are not part of it and that way, you'll be prepared for any eventuality.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Celebrity Refuses To Pay After Having S£X by Nonexisting1: 4:13pm On Mar 30
See the monkey requesting 2million for trading her STDs infested, smelly and rotten pussy as if her village based father has made that kind of money before. Shediot.

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Romance / Re: What Do Women really want? by Nonexisting1: 4:03pm On Mar 30
Limit your relationship and activities with vaginarians to sex only and you will live long.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Overjoyed As Boss Flies From U.K. For Her Wedding Ceremony (video) by Nonexisting1: 3:50pm On Mar 30
Daniel7543:
Make the husband conduct DNA test on his first born.. I no trust dis daughters of jezebel
Correct man, good reasoning.

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Romance / Re: Marry Igbo Man - Lady Shares Why Other Ladies Should Get Themselves An Igbo Man by Nonexisting1: 7:15pm On Mar 28
I am an Igbo man and any vaginarian that comes my way will testify differently. She better say Anambra men and not Igbo men because most simps I know are from Anambra.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Money Or Wisdom, Which Is Better? by Nonexisting1: 3:55pm On Mar 28
I'll rather be rich and stupid than be wise and poor. Who wisdom help?

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Health / Re: Zimbabwean Man Commits Suicide On Facebook Live Over Girlfriend (Photos) by Nonexisting1: 9:41pm On Mar 25
Another simp takes a bow. We now have less simps walking the earth. What a wonderful world.

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