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Fashion / Re: Bride Wedding Gown That Set Tongues Wagging (Photos) by Nonexisting1: 4:39pm On May 27
Kobojunkie:
Is her bridegroom complaining? Imagine this one trying to take botox injection for someone else's migraine! No be brain damage dem dey call this one? 😐😐😐
Bia enyia, stay your lane. Your sisters and your daughters can dress that way on their wedding day but this is a public forum and I'm entitled to my opinion. Again, stay your lane.

Travel / Re: FG Suspends Nigeria Air Project Indefinitely by Nonexisting1: 4:36pm On May 27
Akwamkpuruamu:
Woye, Omojuwa should also be arrested alongside Hadi Sirika for this great fraud against the nation.

The likes of MANABBQGRILS, Helinues, Seunmsg, and all those darling daddy supporters of the Nigeria Air crime team on nairaland should also be arrested.

We saw the sham in it but they said we are unpatriotic. So who's patriotic now?

Don't support evil because it's carried out by your mannequin daddy
Just like the ediots are now gaslighting everybody that is against the coastal highway. When that one also makes the headlines here, they will all disappear. Greater number of them are trolls, some do it for stipends but you see Manna, whoever is behind that moniker is pure evil and he will not end well. They know evil, see evil and choose to support it just to spite others. Unless mother nature don't exist, they all will never go unpunished, them and their generations.

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Fashion / Re: Bride Wedding Gown That Set Tongues Wagging (Photos) by Nonexisting1: 4:25pm On May 27
Why is she putting on clothes at all, that's old school. Going completely nude would have made her appear more woke. Which girl wears cloths on wedding these days if not Deeper Life members?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders His Supporters To Stop Singing 'On Your Mandate We Stand' (Video) by Nonexisting1: 5:55pm On May 26
EreluRoz:
This is me consoling you people in your pains. If you know me well you'll know I hate seeing anyone in pain. I just famz you people then kos of the pain of losing the election
Whatever lies that make you achieve orgasm is not my business. However let me remind you that I'm not in pain of losing election and I'm sure Peter Obi is not too. The shege is going round but I can still afford good meals and even carry the best oloshos in town. Tinubu till 2090.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders His Supporters To Stop Singing 'On Your Mandate We Stand' (Video) by Nonexisting1: 5:36pm On May 26
EreluRoz:
As much as I love asiwaju he is not impressing me yet, he needs to do better. His appointees are wash and incompetent, there's no good governance if the citizens are crying daily in hardship. Meanwhile this doesn't mean Obi is the solution, he's another big pretentious thief.
Hypocrites everywhere.

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Politics / Re: Peter Odili To Fubara: Don't Be Afraid, God Is With You So No Man Can Shake You by Nonexisting1: 9:41pm On May 25
CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck Peter!

Fvck Fubara!
At your service sir.

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Family / Re: Lady Shares Before And After Transformation Of Her Boobs After Childbirth by Nonexisting1: 9:36pm On May 25
The breast looks better now, thanks to her children and her husband for job well done.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by Nonexisting1: 9:22pm On May 25
Welcome to the world of heartless men. That is if the balls in between your legs are now hard.

Romance / Re: Am Getting Fed Up With Relationship Of Nowadays by Nonexisting1: 9:09pm On May 25
superCleanworks:

you are in a relationship.
she is in a welfare service.
Hehehe.

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Romance / Re: Am Getting Fed Up With Relationship Of Nowadays by Nonexisting1: 9:09pm On May 25
When a simp falls in love net.

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Politics / Re: Peter Odili To Fubara: Don't Be Afraid, God Is With You So No Man Can Shake You by Nonexisting1: 9:07pm On May 25
More like saying God and the people are with you, Wike can not shake you. Wike in the mud again.

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Ifeoma Ivy's Traditional Marriage (Video) by Nonexisting1: 7:05pm On May 25
Woman come woman go, man remaineth a man and will do whatever he wants to do. Paul's exwife is now probably serving as a sidepussy to another married man.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, If You Could Delete One Forever, Which Will It Be by Nonexisting1: 5:41pm On May 25
Many of them will do away with menstrual cycle just to hawk pussies around all year round, 24hrs a day and 7days a week with no limitations.

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Politics / Re: Sanusi Defies Court Order, Mounts Throne As Emir Of Kano by Nonexisting1: 5:36pm On May 25
I don't know why this guy will not leave that nonsense seat and go for a more dignifying position. If he comes out as presidential or vice presidential candidate today and teams up with another smart young man, younger generation will vote him. This Kano emir tussle is beneath him abeg.

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Politics / Re: Gumsu, Abacha's Daughter In New Photos, Slams Man Who Asked Her To Wear Scarf by Nonexisting1: 5:15pm On May 25
Nigerians carry religion for head yet everybody here is corrupt and a thief. Define hypocrisy again.

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Sports / Re: DNA Test Reveals Kayode Olarenwaju Is Not The Father Of His 3 Children by Nonexisting1: 4:00pm On May 25
For the simps that always say 'my child resembles me', see as that Kayode's first son resemble am but still DNA result says otherwise. DNA is a must for every man because these daughters of Jezebel are steadily mutating into a more dangerous species.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Wedding by Nonexisting1: 10:47pm On May 24
Flamemignon1:

The bolded is literally not how sexuality works. I'm a gay man and if you think the grass is greener on the other side, then you are really naive. As a gay man who dates men, I can tell you that men are worst than women,do you know how many times these men has made me wish I was straight? If there was a straight pill to take, I would've taken it long ago because men are the prime definition of heartless monsters and thrash, I will always wish I wasn't gay but sadly enough sexuality isn't a choice so as a gay man who dates men, y'all are 10 times worst than women
A man and his wife somewhere once celebrated the birth of a son and here we are. Chei, odi egwu.

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Romance / Re: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Nonexisting1: 10:42pm On May 24
BigYash:
Na clown cheesy And Some niggas and lecturer ,most especially those yahoo boys/drug addicts go don eat use toothpick unto the matter.He dey scream my babe na virgin here... Some guys no just smart...

Make them run small loyalty prank on her now ,she go fall Yakata..
He called me a he-goat and na the same person claimed he was previously shutting down clubs and fuccking girls. Well, I've seen his type a lot especially in this place. When it happens to him, like the others he will create a new moniker to be asking for the price of DNA test because he will be ashamed to use this his moniker to complain about the shege he receives from his 'virgin' girlfriend. He too will learn, they always do.

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Romance / Re: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Nonexisting1: 10:16pm On May 24
Flows001:


Na He-Goats like una don make this generation dey the way e dey...

I've been dating my babe for 3 years now, and I'm proud of the fact that I encouraged her to keep herself all this while, and she was able to do so, I've gone to see her parents, and would gladly pay any amount on brideprice and spend anything on my treasured virgin babe.

A virtuous lady who fears the Lord is every man's prayer point..

No be my fault say more than 30 niggas don ruthlessly and recklessly drill your babe/wife before you, some even drilled for free, while many used 1k, 2k, indomie and egg.. grin
I once was more reasonable, more understanding, more loving, more trusting, more believing in Nigerian girls and more non he-goat than you. Experience will teach you brother, experience will teach you.

Romance / Re: How I Stopped My Girlfriend From Piercing Her Nose Twice by Nonexisting1: 9:41pm On May 24
Flows001:


No be every girl dey wayward like yours.

My babe is still a confirmed virgin at 23, she's in her final year in the University and a 100% black beauty spec..

Waywardness of a lady is not determined by piercing or otherwise, grow up!
This one never chop am sef and he dey call her 'my babe'.

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Crime / Re: Woman And Her Two Daughters Stabbed To Death In Ghana by Nonexisting1: 8:56pm On May 24
Price paid for foolishness. You separate from your husband only to start dating a riffraff who eventually becomes your killer. Isn't this foolishness? Well, RIP to the lost souls.

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Romance / Re: These Fears Are Real At 33 by Nonexisting1: 6:59pm On May 24
phorget:
Hmmmmmm!
What you fail today might come to hurt you tomorrow. 33years is still a very good time to start whatever you want to do,pick up yourself and choose a niche that suits your passion.
No time is late actually. It's just that you need to slow down on your hustle as you age older to avoid high blood pressure and heart attack.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Fit To Preside Over Nigeria But Not Obi by Nonexisting1: 6:54pm On May 24
If many people had died before 2015, they would have died national heroes to me and my family members at least. People like Soyinka, Adeboye, Tunde Bakare, Buhari and most recently, Akpabio. Those were people I revered prior to 2015. Meanwhile, let's continue our sufferings.

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Romance / Re: ‘Monogamy Doesn’t Work, Every Man Should Have Multiple Women’ – Seun Kuti by Nonexisting1: 6:19pm On May 24
Correct. No further words need to be added.

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Family / Re: Marry A Woman Who Loves Money Or Die Poor - Lady Says As Husband Gifts Her Money by Nonexisting1: 8:49pm On May 22
Zonefree:
Any gift that comes with a camera is not a genuine gift.



- Damstard Krupp 1876.
Thank you my brother. Everything now is on camera. Mtchew

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Travel / Re: Severe Turbulence On Plane Flying From London To Singapore Leaves 1 Dead (Video) by Nonexisting1: 8:14pm On May 22
BabbanBura:


Aboi this is scary. Dropping 6000 feet is death in itself. Imagine if you are not wearing seat belt, ya head and neck go break ofcourse.

Speedy recovery to the injured
Imagine say two people dey inside the plane toilet dey fucck in peace and this happens.

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Education / Re: Faith Odunsi Wins Global Mathematics Competition (2022) by Nonexisting1: 7:34pm On May 22
Hezmatosky:
Yoruba ke? DNA 🧬 needed
Odunsi sounds Igbo to me. Popular writer Cyprian Udensi comes to mind.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Wedding by Nonexisting1: 7:30pm On May 22
SisterAnn:
You are either gay or a gay sympathizer. Your emotions sold you out.
The wickedness and witchcraft associated with your gender are enough to make someone be sympathetic to them fagg0ts. We that continue to deal with your gender have mastered the art of being emotionless while at it so if being what they are can make them escape your evils, I wish them well.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Clean Office Job Of 100k Salary Or An Unbefitting Business Of 400k? by Nonexisting1: 6:11pm On May 22
Sustainability is the key. I'll take the 100k office work if it's a government work and still do the pepper business as side hustle.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Wedding by Nonexisting1: 4:59pm On May 22
Whatever rocks their boats. Nigerian girls witches with their evils have pushed many our young men into being fagg0ts. I don't have problems with that as long as they keep their gayism to themselves. If you carry am come my way, I will cut off your dick. Simple.

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Romance / Re: Talk about a funny lie a guy told you by Nonexisting1: 4:51pm On May 22
But you still fuccked him, didn't you? Lie now and see Amadioha strike you.

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