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Family / Re: Nigeria Has 2nd Highest rate of Paternity Fraud In The World by Nonexisting1: 8:52pm On Mar 24
It's likely we have the 2nd largest number of 'understanding men' aka simps also.

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Family / Re: My Friends First Son Doesn't Look Like Him Or His Wife, Should I Tell Him? by Nonexisting1: 2:50pm On Mar 24
Just say to him, it's like your father's gene is too strong because your son must have taken after his looks since he doesn't look like you. You've quietly passed the message brother and only a simp will ignore the clues.

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by Nonexisting1: 2:45pm On Mar 24
Chingyyy878:
Age affects men too. There is age you will reach, your chances of marrying your dream wife reduces.

I know say una go say just have money, but what about those who are not rich ?
For more stupid advice, follow this guy. I am out of here.

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Romance / Re: Behold The Most Gorgeous Woman In Nigeria (pictures) by Nonexisting1: 2:42pm On Mar 24
How much does she charge per night?

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Romance / Re: Got Attached With A One Night Stand, Help It Making Me Miserable by Nonexisting1: 5:40pm On Mar 20
She saw a mugu in you and deployed her weapons of manipulation which are pretense and mind games. Like this, you done marry wife unless you deploy your own weapon which is common sense. Fucck your own and move on, just like other tinder users has been fuccking her. I carry olosho the other day and she was about to play the same game with me not knowing I be oloye in such games. The fool was like "you're so gentle with me" not knowing that at my age now, I protect myself from high BP by fuccking at my own pace. Let her statement give you some sense. Saying I was gentle with her body meant that some other clients, probably these small boys that smoke loud everywhere are tearing her pussy apart like football net. Grow sense boy.

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Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Caught Stealing Human Hair From Salon (pic) by Nonexisting1: 5:27pm On Mar 20
shortgun:
This should be a skit
Stop this nonsense already. Are you saying she can not steal? Most of them are thieves due to greed. What they can not get from men, they steal.

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Romance / Re: No Matter How Rich I Am Once Am In A Relationship I Become Broke- Ghana Lady by Nonexisting1: 4:47pm On Mar 20
I am yet to see a vaginarian with big breast and brain at the same time. They normally have one and lack the other. For a man that likes big breasts, this is why I just fucck and go because there is nothing meaningful to discuss with them.

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Politics / Re: FG Releases Names, Bdcs Funding Terrorists In Nigeria by Nonexisting1: 4:39pm On Mar 20
Until I see pictures of those bearing the names in handcuffs, it's all bullshit. They think all Nigerians are cows? This is like saying that Ifeanyi Okeke, Chukwudi Okafor and Ikechukwu Okoye are ipob sponsors. Mtchew

Health / Re: Wife Pours Architect Onyelowe Dandison Hot Water For Taming Their Daughter by Nonexisting1: 9:27pm On Mar 19
The little girl is the daughter of someone she loves or loved and holds in high esteem, very simple explanation. To her, he does not have the right to beat her but the simp instead of ordering for a DNA test is screaming "my daughter my daughter." I am sure this is not the first time she had overreacted on matters concerning the girl but the mumu still no get the clue. The hot tomatoe is part of the benefits of marriage so let him enjoy his time at the hospital and after that, he should go back home and continue enjoying his marriage.

Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Nonexisting1: 9:41pm On Mar 18
okoroemeka:
what you are saying is your own mind,what do you expect when you kill a commander,major,captain and 16 soldiers?you will see hell,infact before the army will finish with those people I really pity them,I am.from the southeast and I know it is a very good idea to aviod anything that will put the life of an army personnel at risk,it is not worth what will follow,
If your family member was among those they killed in that townhall meeting, would you have said the same thing? If the soldiers did kill those innocent civilians during the peace talk true true, then the militants that killed them deserve a one week fucckry vacation with Kim Kardashian.

Crime / Re: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Nonexisting1: 9:36pm On Mar 18
I knew there was more to the attacks on the army. People don't just carry gun and attack army, there must be an escalation. If this is true, then those army people should rest in pieces. The animals in uniform got what they deserved.

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Romance / Re: Woman Attempts Suicide Following Relationship Breakup (photo, Video) by Nonexisting1: 5:03pm On Mar 17
Next time, mind your business. Overpopulation is killing the country and someone willingly and foolishly wants to do something about it and you stopped her. Did she beg you? Learn to mind your business.

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Romance / Re: I Have Been 'Servicing' My Neighbor's Pregnant Wife & I Want To Stop - Man Cries by Nonexisting1: 4:53pm On Mar 17
I pity the innocent gentleman. He is being used selfishly by that pregnant vaginarian to satisfy her sexual urge. Wicked gender.

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Romance / Re: You See Why Nigerian Women Always Pray To Marry Simps! by Nonexisting1: 4:49pm On Mar 17
Every vaginarian loves simps until her son becomes one. Talk about selfishness, wickedness and double standards.

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Romance / Re: How A UK Nurse And Husband Ended Up In Nigeria After They Both Did The Needful by Nonexisting1: 4:38pm On Mar 17
The gentleman did the right thing.
Let her go back to Nigeria and work in a general hospital as nurse. Shediot

Travel / Re: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by Nonexisting1: 11:16pm On Mar 15
thesicilian:
It is smarter and more helpful to shout for help than to jump into the pool when you don't know how to swim.
No father will sit and wait for help when his child is drowning. He will rather choose to die trying. It is a foolish thing to do but fatherly instinct can't help it. RIP to them.

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Politics / Re: Cement Price Have Crashed Back To 6000....we Know Hear Anything. by Nonexisting1: 5:26pm On Mar 15
a4cube:
You are just realising the people you are sharing country with?

Somebody that stays in uncomplicated building is telling us the price of cement.
Hehehe. They are all mandated to spread whatever news they share on their group WhatsApp. No questions, no verifications. They can be riding camels inside bushes and be sharing news that all roads in Nigeria have been tarred by APC government.

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Romance / Re: Baby Seen 'thinking' Few Moments After He Was Born In Nigeria by Nonexisting1: 5:14pm On Mar 15
BlackyOne:
This baby must be male...

Women nor dey think, very careless, selfish, & disrespectful gender!
You're right. The other gender shows up with zero worries knowing too well that her selfishness and wickedness and dependence on man will always see her through life. A very terrible gender I tell you.

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Now Useless, No Discipline by Nonexisting1: 5:07pm On Mar 15
There are very little happy marriages out there, most people are either pretending or managing each other because of selfish reasons. Give most husbands money and fame, they will start fuccking like dogs out there. Give their wives money and freedom, they will start misbehaving. Don't be deceived.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me, My Account Has Been Hacked(photos) by Nonexisting1: 9:49pm On Mar 12
This is what you get when you go on Facebook and be opening links anyhow and joining unknown groups just because there are pictures of breasts and nyash everywhere. By the time they clear you bank account if you have phone number on facebook, your eyes will clear.

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Religion / Re: Lady With Speech Handicap Spotted Preaching The Gospel (Video) by Nonexisting1: 9:40pm On Mar 12
A handicapped person that should have used the limited time at her disposal to do something useful and cushion the effect of the current hardship is wasting it, preaching to unrepentable Nigerians and people are extolling her. Both her and all the people that are excited over this are all fools.

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Romance / Re: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by Nonexisting1: 9:29pm On Mar 12
Zonefree:

Don't mind the SIMPle man.

We've always emphasize here that when dating a Nigerian girl, the safest way to remain sane is to assume you're her 13th boyfriend.

As long as you're dating a Nigerian girl, the "Y" in "Your Girlfriend" should always remain silent.

A simp and his babe are soon parted.
The simp is even planning to fight the other man because of "love". He is still very far from redemption. Let him go and fight. He will get bloody nose if he loses the fight or find himself in a serious trouble if he wins and all these will be over nothing but an overused and over stretched pussy.

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Romance / Re: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by Nonexisting1: 7:38pm On Mar 12
If na man asked you to get a job for him, would you have? The olosho even got agitated cautioning you for assessing her phone. You simps will continue to learn the hard way. Not my business.

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Celebrities / Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by Nonexisting1: 8:51pm On Mar 02
Wherever you're going with this fake news, you're on your own.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Sons, Seyi & Yinka Among Delegation On State Visit To Qatar by Nonexisting1: 8:22pm On Feb 27
GanagiBitrus:

Tinubu may be a smart politician but I rate him low as a leader.
You're right. I give it to him, he is a smart politician, more like crooked one that should not be near public property and funds. He knows how to exploit and use people to his benefits and that normally puts more money in his pockets.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Sons, Seyi & Yinka Among Delegation On State Visit To Qatar by Nonexisting1: 8:17pm On Feb 27
These are the issues. Tinubu and his minions are asking us to endure and cut cost but he is wasting our meager resources on frivolities. What are all those people going to do in Qatar? Will their presence there be beneficial to the country in anyway?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man, Ilesanmi Declared Missing After Moving To US With His White Wife ( by Nonexisting1: 5:14pm On Feb 27
Nigga done follow another vaginarian, a younger one but that's a foolish move. Nigerians always thinking they can outsmart everyone else. When they catch him and try to deport him now, he will start blaming an innocent devil.

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Romance / Re: Relationship Saga! Advice Really Needed by Nonexisting1: 5:08pm On Feb 27

Nairaland / General / Re: Stop Giving Beggars Small, Dirty Money - Alfa Chemistry Tells Nigerians (Video) by Nonexisting1: 5:04pm On Feb 27
Like the beggars gave anyone money to keep for them. See entitlement.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Why Did You Smash Her Once And Didn't Want To See Her Again? by Nonexisting1: 10:53pm On Feb 26
Pussy odour my brother. I changed my bedsheet and swore never to have it smell that way ever again. What pained and still pain is that she is a classy vaginarian and very beautiful too. Whenever I remember her big breasts, my dick rises and I quickly start typing text message only that the thought of her pussy odour discourages me all the time. One day, I'll summon the courage to invite her again to see if she has taken care of herself.

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Two Beautiful Women In Delta State (pics, Video) by Nonexisting1: 10:46pm On Feb 26
tutudesz:
Two wives during this economy shocked
The vaginarians think they now have assurance of free food. To them, God has answered their prayers only that they failed to realize the man na from Niger Delta. Their eyes will clear by the time they begin hustle for themselves by themselves like the others before them.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Won All Their Elections – Evans Bipi Alleges Rigging In Rivers by Nonexisting1: 10:26pm On Feb 26
pandoragirigory:
Medicine after death, Peter girigory Obi was disgraceful defeated during the election and humiliated at the Supreme Court
He has moved on with his balling life and till date, moves around with security. But you Mr. Potatohead, you still no fit charter keke all by yourself talkless of having one amotekun assigned to protect you from herdsmen bandits. Clown.

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