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Politics / Re: Japa: Proprietor Collects WAEC, NECO Fees, Sells School, Flies Abroad by Nonexisting1: 11:30pm On May 20
Seeing a non fraudulent person in that region is like seeing a virgin girl in Nigeria universities.

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Politics / Re: Has Peter Obi Converted To Islam? Picture by Nonexisting1: 11:03pm On May 20
Putindbutt:
Mallam Peterudeen Giringori Obi. See what almajiri votes has turned him into. shameless fraud.
Just like it did to Tinubu too that he removed his cap and bowed to Adeboye in church. Oh I forgot it's now Archbishop Tinubu after he hired fake bishops.

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Politics / Re: Has Peter Obi Converted To Islam? Picture by Nonexisting1: 10:57pm On May 20
Yes, he has. Consider doing the needful.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Lacks Knowledge On The 3 Arms Of Government by Nonexisting1: 10:54pm On May 20
PeterObi4LP:
Obident has concluded not to respond, comment, like or follow a fool on all social media again. But to put things into perspective for the record, those appointed will counter his malicious lies with records, proofs and fact.[/b]
Brother, do you know how much they sell the new Nokia 3310 please?

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Car Talk / Re: Man Crashes His New Car As Soon As He Got To His Village To Celebrate (Video) by Nonexisting1: 10:50pm On May 20
Village people. You will always encounter them. Even on your way to japa, they will surely make an attempt.

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Romance / Re: Do You Believe In True Love ? by Nonexisting1: 10:46pm On May 20
dkidd:
The only true love is from God and family all others are lies. It's just everyone using everyone to their advantage
If the former loved you, why create and put some in America and you and me in Nigeria? Please don't provoke me. As for the latter, don't expect too much from all of them. The only persons in this world that can prioritize your wellbeing is your mother, your daughter and your dog. Your father will choose your sisters over you and your sons will choose their mother over you. This is the only reason I may consider my stand on having a girl child. I hate to raise an olosho but on the hand, It's good to enjoy the unconditional love of a daughter.

Romance / Re: Phone Convo With A Married Lady Friend by Nonexisting1: 10:37pm On May 20
Yes she is interested in you and wants to fucck so go and fucck her. I hope you've now heard that which you desperately wanted to hear.

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Career / Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by Nonexisting1: 10:29pm On May 20
newbornmacho:


Instead of the useless simp to help the old man...tufiakwa
But helping the girl is also like the man. In fact, the man would even be more happy seeing that his helpless daughter got the help instead of him. Brother, everything is not about simping. You really need to know a word before using it to avoid bringing shame to us here.

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Career / Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by Nonexisting1: 10:21pm On May 20
advanceDNA:
Na man credit am ooooo.......women no dey ever their fellow women....na to dey shout men are scum dem sabi.....yet shigbain dem no fit buy on their own....

Every good gesture in this world is done by men. It's that simple.

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Romance / Re: "World's Best Divorce Lawyer" Shares The Roots Of All Marriage Problems by Nonexisting1: 8:55pm On May 20
While women are happy with a husband who is a breadwinner, or even an economic equal, James believes the idea of looking after a man financially is very “uncomfortable” for a lot of wives.
The bolded sums it all. Men are dealing with a selfish and gold digging gender.

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Romance / Re: Inflation: Name Some Meals You Have Not Eaten For A Long Time. by Nonexisting1: 6:58pm On May 20
Suya is one food I have not tasted in a long time now because of the horrible stories I've heard but my mind has been telling me that I'm judging those hardworking Northern brothers wrongly so I'll be resume eating suya soon.

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Romance / Re: Moment Lady Went On Her Knees To Propose To Her Boyfriend (pics/video) by Nonexisting1: 6:50pm On May 20
Isaiah 4 verse 1 gradually coming to pass. Let me even paste the bible quote here.

Isaiah 4:1 states, "In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, 'We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" We can all see from it that not having a husband brings disgrace to a woman. All you feminist wannabes here, take note.

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Romance / Re: Could This Be True? by Nonexisting1: 6:35pm On May 20
Elegantspiker:
Once you learn from someone who taught you something, the person is a teacher - whether mechanical repairs, carpentry etc. However, I can think with utmost conviction that Op's direction is on western organized system of schooling.
Whether formal or informal, education is education. Just like I went to Unizik to learn architecture, many guys are going the same thing I do, sometimes, even better. I'm sure that many people that spent fortunes in schools studying business administration can't stand business men at onitsha market who passed through informal education.

Romance / Re: Please Guys I Need Your Advice On This Depressive Situation by Nonexisting1: 6:27pm On May 20
Afonja101:
the truth is even if i conduct a DNA test on the second child and confirm he's my son, i bet you her family that i know will never give me the child, i know how much they'll fight me for the child especially for the fact that he's still a minor and have not attained the legal age of being under a father's care. I just have to be patient till he attains that legal age of being under my care. No court will give him to me at this age.
No, do the DNA test now to help you know if and if not you should be involved in his life. If he is your son, you must not fight for custody immediately, just remain involved in his life for now until he is of age. If not, he will despise you after they must have downloaded lies in his brain. If he is not your son, then to hell with everybody and continue your normal life.

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Romance / Re: Please Guys I Need Your Advice On This Depressive Situation by Nonexisting1: 6:09pm On May 20
Try to have DNA test done on your second child. If he is your child, bring him back immediately to avoid throwing your own blood out of your home. It leaves bad memory on a child's head. As for your wife and the first child, you took the best decision.

Romance / Re: Could This Be True? by Nonexisting1: 6:01pm On May 20
The same bible says, Paul was a great teacher. I guess he was teaching horses and cows.

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Romance / Re: Before You Go Into Marriage With Any Man, Please Taste The Male Organ To Know... by Nonexisting1: 5:50pm On May 20
Bliztzer:


I no stop you if you go on sex rampaging. There will be consequences, no forget.
What consequences can someone possibly have than be a Nigerian citizen livng in Nigeria currently. Right now, I don't give a fucck about hell because I've been living in one since the late 80s and I'm still here.

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Romance / Re: How I Handled A Silly Lil Bicch That Left Me On Read by Nonexisting1: 5:31pm On May 20
Brother, you just disgraced yourself before her and before all of us here. Edit or delete this thread to restore the dignity of gentlemen in this forum. I feel so ashamed now.

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Romance / Re: Before You Go Into Marriage With Any Man, Please Taste The Male Organ To Know... by Nonexisting1: 5:27pm On May 20
Bimpe29:
Law of the God Almighty is absolutely superior to that of man. Hence, sex before marriage is a sin.
Can you religious lots shut up already?

Romance / Re: Before You Go Into Marriage With Any Man, Please Taste The Male Organ To Know... by Nonexisting1: 5:26pm On May 20
Bliztzer:


True! But the law of God is greater than the law of men.
Mtchew

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Religion / Re: Pastor Refuses To Return N900,000 Sent In Error, Claims Money Belongs To God by Nonexisting1: 4:34pm On May 19
Once you introduce yourself as pastor, I will know immediately that I can't trust you.

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Politics / Re: What Is Your Rating Of Tinubu’s Administration In One Year? by Nonexisting1: 9:29am On May 19
Best president ever. We will have sense by force.

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Crime / Re: Police Deploy Officers As Soldiers, Traders Clash In Abuja Market by Nonexisting1: 7:10pm On May 18
Nazgul:
Years back I used to have so much respect for our military personnel. Today I've come to discover that they're just a bunch of undisciplined thugs in uniform.

What a shame.
If soldiers stop having guns with them like other soldiers do abroad, we for dey slap anyhow whenever they misbehave. Have you seen a single solder take on a fight with a civilian without calling for backup? Many of them are bunch of weaklings.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Shoving The Nozzle Of Petrol Pump Up His Bum While Masturbating by Nonexisting1: 7:07pm On May 18
I knew it would be an oyibo man. Black men are not that stupid to have unlimited access to kpekus around us and still be masturbating like animals.

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Family / Re: 10 Years Of Marriage And 2 Kids, Wife Divorces Hubby Who Was A Dependant by Nonexisting1: 1:51pm On May 18
Mariangeles:


Yeah. It didn't state clearly that the couple were divorced.
You think that Home Office would just wake up one day and terminate his dependency without the wife's consent. She must have informed them she was no longer interested in having him as dependent which was why they sent him that letter. She has moved on behind the nigga's back so no need telling him about divorce unless the man has slow brain to understand the handwriting on the wall. The children are still in here and she has dumped the man over there, what does it tell you? Next thing now is to arrange to steal her kids from here and that's if she is interested in them. The new man probably has been in that UK before them and was working with her all through the visa process while her mugu husband made the money available. I don't fear your gender, I simply avoid getting entangled with you people. I'll rather get married to a tree than marry a Nigerian girl.

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Family / Re: 10 Years Of Marriage And 2 Kids, Wife Divorces Hubby Who Was A Dependant by Nonexisting1: 1:40pm On May 18
Another simp crushed. I'm very pleased. Daughters of Jezebel should continue giving them simps breakfast. We have been warning them but it seems that Mr. experience is in better position to teach them well.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Nonexisting1: 9:41pm On May 14
tochez24:


I stopped at 'i begged her' bro ⚠️

The dude is not ready to be a MAN yet#

Once any man accepts a cheating woman on earth back for what ever reason, just know he have LOST her respect and love forever!!!!

Every sane woman in this world psychologically knows that it's only a low value male that will take a cheating woman back💯💯

Truly his simping is generational.... Even his father begged a bitch lol 😆😆😂😂😂😂
He begged, his brother begged, his father begged and I'm sure if his grandfather and great grandfather were alive, they too would have begged. Simping is a genetic disorder.

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Health / Re: "NMA Membership Not Compulsory For Physicians" - Court Rules by Nonexisting1: 9:18pm On May 14
Racoon:
See wahala! So there will now be freelance medical practitioner with no regulatory authority? This one nah license to kill o.
I'm so disappointed that you don't know the meaning of an association. What has NMA got to do with regulations? NMA is just like People's Club of Nigeria, nothing else. They only assumed unnecessary authority and government overlooked them for too long until someone got fed up and decided to do something about it. Stop being too fast in commenting on every issue.

Celebrities / Re: Police Arrests Portable For Failing To Pay Debts on G-Wagon car by Nonexisting1: 9:01pm On May 14
INTROVERT:
grin


Have you seen the video.. the guy jump gate.. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked portable na real mad man.




Big lesson to everyone.

Living within your means is key.... Coat your coat according to your size. Many celebrities are living in debt, you see them and want to keep up.



To borrow is human, to pay back is divine..
Now, you cut your coat according to your cloth, not size because you fit big like an elephant but earn like a rat. In other words, spend according to your means and not according to your needs. The zazzu nigga and goons like him don too deceive people for internet.

Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Nonexisting1: 8:12pm On May 14
Mumu can't even read a simple handwriting on the wall. I'm yet to see a simp with functional brain and this is just another disappointment. Continue begging her while the other nigga keeps fuccking her at will and sometimes even turn down her advances. Ediots that keep disgracing manhood everywhere.

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Politics / Re: JUST IN! Mass Protest In Lagos Over Economic Hardship In The Country by Nonexisting1: 7:14pm On May 14
Go about your normal business people, these are just obidients protesting in our Lagos. The current hardship is only for Peter supporters so let them continue wasting their time with the protest. After Tinubu, power will go back to the North in 2031 and Yahaya Bello from North central will be our president.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Threatened Niger To Stop Doing Business With Russia & Iran - PM Says (Pix) by Nonexisting1: 7:02pm On May 14
This one Niger has given them quit notice, Tinubu should not let them into our territory because the way I'm looking at now, here will likely be their next bustop. Nigeria sabi lick oyibo anus. Imagine ordinary simp Harry and his feminist wife, na them our military dey give state salute for Abuja.

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