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CrEaToRmalden:
0P just tie her t0 the bed and hit her head with pistle, hit it aqain till she dies
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X'CREATOR™

who is dis guy? Ur comment no dey make sense

Wht abt me dat is coming from japan

LaClickLaBend:
quite bad oh...i understand yur reaction was impulsive tho...try to find her and apologise, and probably take her out to dinner or something

i concur bro

Dis guy jst finish takn weed

@12

Airforce1:
We share similar stories


work, break, party, pray.

work again , still working .

if i no make am pass Dangote, No be my papa born me.

we all knw dat is nt ur dad dat born u na, so stop makin noise

Fake pastor every where, am nw even afraid of goin to church

Captainbells:
So your definition of promiscuity is the way a girl is dressed and her sexual status?
What do you mean dress half unclad and not being a Virgin? What has that got to do with promiscuity?

And how does one being "local" constitute promiscuity? Actually you contradicted yourself by mentioning high end areas as well.
So where in Lagos can we find the "good girls" you wish to meet for autographs??

I'm sorry but this list depicts no sense!
In your bid to sound intelligent, you've actually succeeded in creating a thread with little or no sense to make out of it as you do all the time.
Live and let girls live!


Naija girls don suffer I swear

i don die! Tosyne na u dis gal murder lyk dis?

Oh my God! Another thrash again

Hw old is she?

mofeoluwadassah:
Still none of ur business

ok, i rest my case

Smartjohns:
I happened to live together with my matured niece who developed an emotional feeling towards me.


Our story started when on this fateful night, sleeping in the same bed , we had sexual arousal and did it. Since then, we continued doing it for 3 years.

While it kept bothering my mind, my niece kept celebrating our 'illegal' relationship by feeling happy and fulfilled for having me as her boo. She loved me so much and wasn't afraid to show it.

She even felt jealous whenever she saw me with any other girl , and fought some girls that tried to be my date. What borders me most is that she got pregnant for 3 times and had to abort them each.

I felt so sorry for her that I even called her one day to tell her that I will not get married until she has found her husband and give birth. She insisted that I am going to marry her because according to her, she love me so much that she couldn't live without me in her life.

To be honest, I felt the same for her, but still I had to let her understand that our society forbids that and our family will not be happy with the two of us. However , after forcing her harder to stop , she met with a guy of whom she have a child with.

Though they latter separated, she is now in another relationship that has totally killed the feelings she had for me.

I am happy whenever I see her happy in a relationship and for the child she have, because without these, I would always feel responsible for her misfortunes in life.

Nevertheless, I still feel...
www.minglengr.com/romance/how-i-committed-incest-with-my-niece/

blogers with their super story

mofeoluwadassah:
None of ur business tho

ok, it wil b my busines d day i wil c ur pant on his sofa...lol

mofeoluwadassah:
y shld i do dat U own ur life.bt i smell lies sha

so u dey cal me lie mohammed abi?

davydskillz:
How many times do u feel is right to have

sex wit ur partner in a day? Some People

do it more than three times, but is that not

too much? And do u feel having sex wit ur

partner can make d relationship tiring or

lively and fun to last?

for me, 2tyms a week

mofeoluwadassah:
no p.

hmmmm! Airforce1 go use you n upload ur dirty pant as e normaly do 2his gfrnds.... I pity your life

mofeoluwadassah:
If i hear [i][/i]

u cn put me in a test, i'm stil a virgn

QueenSuccubus:




I noooo wan.. These are extreme..

i wil advise u to go for it, d last tym i saw u, ur bum is as flat as a signboard

AgapeHate:
I haven't made any friends though. Let me watch as real friends tag each other.

big thumbs up 2 Ilegend, e taught me alot... Bt its a pity e quit nairaland

Samoharmony:
who can show me the kitchen pls I'm very hungry

u are welcom to nairaland, bt dnt come up wit yeye thread lyk som1 dat smoke oshogbo weed

naijaspice:
Below are the common lies the ladies tell their boyfriends/lovers to easily extort money from him as a reward for a pleasurable service:

(1) I want to make my hair:


This has become a common trend among the young folks since the advent of the Brazilian hair that is costly enough to start a viable business to improve Nigeria’s economy.


(2) Transport fare:


It’s difficult for most ladies to demand for money from their lovers after a s*xual encounter so as not to feel like prostitutes. So the escape route is to tell him you want to chatter a cab home which is more expensive than the normal public transport.


(3) Misplaced or faulty mobile phone:

Most Nigerian girls are not contented with their current Smart phones even when theirs could be better than yours. With phones in the class of IPhone 6 and others, she could collect her bride price indirectly from you.



(4) Pregnancy:



This is an effective trap for men that die for unprotected s*x. Smart ladies constantly use it to extort money from their boyfriends under the guise of abortion.

CONTINUE READING...>>>>> http://thehubngr.com/2016/12/03/common-ways-nigerian-ladies-codely-demand-money/

that is y am yet 2 av a gf @my age

LorDBolton:
Mtcheeew... Later some people will claim they're christians?

Bad enough funds are low thus I gotta ration my spending, especially in this 'not-so-merry' season.

Late last night I bought a 'six-pack' + a bottle of wine on my way home, got home n just wasn't in the mood.

Popped one this morning and the taste was kinda off but I felt my taste buds were jonzing.

Proceeded to Do the usual Saturday clean ups.

Now I Popped another one, same taste!! Then I checked the underside n gbam! It's expired! It's fvcking expired!!

Going all the way back to that area is out of it.

So now I'm caught btw 2 annoying options; dump errthing in d dustbin or continue drinking expired booze.

crazy pple evry whr making crazy thread

Jayson1:
So at the end of the day, you're going home with a trophy right?

wht d u mean

MrCork:
..bro is Linda lightskin?

yes!

Here are the 6terrible mistake 98% of the men make before having sex. Kindly note them down, work towards having a sweet sex experience. 1: GETTING DRUNK: this is the usually the go-to move for some men perhaps because they want to feel more confident or less inhibited, some men down a few bottles of alcohol before having sex. A lot of men have reported that they perform les satisfactorily when drunk. Even science backs this theory, stay away from too much booze before sex to have a better time in bed. 2: DISREGARDING PROTECTION: If you know you have an active sex life, it is important to carry protection with you. A woman wil be eassily turned off if you come unprepared. You ar a man and this makes you the responsible one. Women are not comfortable carrying arround comdoms in their purses. 3: NOT PEEING BEFORE HAND: it can be quite uncomfortable peeing with an erection. It can even be a total turn off when you stop mid-sex to pee. Empty your bladder before you get in bed. 4: DEPENDING ON SEX PILLS OR ENERGY DRINKS: If u know you do not need them to perform, do not depend on sex pills or drinks to add your performance. While you might enjoy libido and energy. This means you wil get to a point where without this pils, you are as good as useles. 5: OVEREATING OR EATING HEAVY MEALS: You do not need to load up on heavy meals for sexual energy, in fact, the opposite can happen. When you get too full, you can suffer cramps or stomach discomfort during sex that can kill the fun. 6: TALKING TOO MUCH: A lot of women do not find talkativenes sexy. You do not need to go on and on about what you wil do to her and how you wil do it. A little dirty talk is fine but focus on pleasing her without saying too much. Let you body do the work and not you mouth.

Ontarget:
You guys should make a choice na. Didn't you guys understand the question? I hate it when an easily understood question is asked and people start responding like mumu

dnt telme dat u ar indirectly callin dos guys mumu... Chai! I no fit laugh

MrCork:
...ok...it's about time we address a this issue simply becuxzzz all men prefer light skin females..I lie?....anyways..

1. Everyt time I date light skin women.. I get hate mails from chicks all over . (True story)

2. Everyy time we create lovely thread for lightskin females...Dakskin female derail it...I lie?

3. Every time lightskin female ressspod to threads on nairaland nicely....Dakskin females derail the thread..I lie?

And 4.. and last week..one dakskin chick punture my (£400) tyre simply becuzzzz I gave her lightskin aunty my number ...(so wot if ama plaYA)


WHY....Pls ..WHY?...we dont gerrrrrrit

no wonder fatima dnt wanna pick my cals again bcs she saw me playin wit linda

IamLEGEND1:
You don't like Nigerian girls?

with your kind of face,i don't think they like you either.

hahahahahahaha, gosh! Laughing lyk a drop of coins

Airforce1:
I don't like women

u shud av say u ar a gay

I read a thread by dancevilli hw shy guys act whenever they are with their crush, and it motivate me 2make this thread so guys can learn hw 2over come shynes around their crush. It might appear that some guys just find it naturally, effortlesly eassy to approach any woman of their chioce. For you, on the other hand, you get shy to approach any woman you find attractive and no matter how eassy it appears to just walk up to her, strike up conversation and set the ball rolling, you jst never seems to know how to go about it. Well, the five things listed below are jus exactly the things you need to break free from shynes and get your self the girl. 1:FOCUS ON YOURSELF AND BUILD COMFIDENCE FIRST: these things occur from inside out. When you build on your comfidence and become surer of your self and who you are and what you are cappable of, you are about 55% above shyness and fear of approaching women. 2:WOMEN THINK DIFFERENTLY: have you not seen intances where a woman end up with a guy who you, as a guy thought she couldn't ever end up with? No matter how geogeous and out of this world she might look, she remains a woman, a human bein like you. Bein scared that she won't be interested in you, and growing timid for this reason is very wrong more you never can tell what she wants, or what she finds attractive, who says you are not ideal image of what she wants?. 3:dEVELOP A RAPPORT WITH WOMAN YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO: try to become freinds with as many women as possible. By doing this, you could learn how to relate with women without the pressure of trying to impress or appear cool. When you successfully reach this level, you can be assure that some how you can hold a conversation with woman without stress. This will greatly simplify your task of taking a woman in future situations. 4:BECOME BOY FREIND MATERIAL: now consider this, why are you shy? What exactly is the reason behind your fear and trapidation when it comes to approaching women? Could it be because you know that you are far from what that woman wil wants. When you work on several aspects of your self and get close to an image of what many women want their ideal man to look like, a kind of boldness, your shyness melts away considerably. 5:REJECTION IS PART OF THE GAME: there are only two things that can happen when you ask a lady out. She either says yes or says no ok. The manner of rejection could be embarassing sometimes, but hey its just that-rejection and it's tottaly acceptable when you get rejected, you move on and shoot your shot in another loop... Winners do not quit, right?. I know some ladies who are reading this thread would be like.....