Romance › Re: She Goes Through My Phone When I Sleep, Now See What She Caused. Advice Pls by Nonsreal(m): 9:37am On Dec 21, 2016 |
Oga do the needfull when u stil have the chance to, she is not a wife materia |
Romance › Re: Please Which Size Is Considered A Small Dick?? by Nonsreal(m): 9:09am On Dec 21, 2016 |
I think the ladies are on the right part to give us d correct answer on this topic, bcs they are d one seeing and eating different type of dickson |
Romance › Re: When Your Girlfriend Mistakenly Fart In Your Presence(photo)? by Nonsreal(m): 9:03am On Dec 21, 2016 |
True talk |
Romance › Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nonsreal(m): 8:56am On Dec 20, 2016 |
Belthazor: [color=Black]Your feeble attempt at insulting your master, Belthazor, is not going to automatically alter the well recognized fact that your father served your mother with divorce papers two seconds after he realized she had given birth to an anencephaly victim, a dingbat with no brain!
Your blobfish lookalike mother is now compelled to stand on street corners of your town wearing a placard emblazoned with the words" R10 per round" all in an attempt to put food on the table.
Stupid son of a shameless harlöt with a vägina deeper than the Atlantic Ocean where the Titanic met it's fate in 1912!
Check Nonsreal mom's twin below. [/color] lol, you no well. But bro have sense na, even if na small |
Romance › Re: See Somebody's Future Mother Oooo (pix) by Nonsreal(m): 11:53pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
donvoice: #Isorait #Somebody's Bae #Wetin Con Remain!!! here we paris girls dress worst dan dis |
Romance › Re: Am I Being Too Jealous And Insecure? Or Is He Really Cheating? by Nonsreal(m): 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
You dated him 4 good 5yrs, my sis 5yrs no b 5month o, i think e has hav enough of u in dat 5yrs and you know man can not liv by bread alone. So my advise 4 u is to dump his asshole |
Romance › Re: Its Not Her First Time But she Bleeds by Nonsreal(m): 11:30pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Estharfabian:
There are tons of reasons she's bleeding.
You mentioned she was raped.. The Hymen Probably survived through all those pounding. and maybe repaired itself over the years. since she hasn't actually been grinding enough.
So, Yeah... the Vaginal Walls Are Still Tight Asf... secondly, She's probably tense. Vaginal muscles Are Contracting. Means you ain't hitting it right. too much friction, less Natural Lube(Bless Nature) .. Sure, It's Gonna hurt like Hell! You ain't doing your job right.
Learn how to give good head... slowly, take your time.. get her in the mood.. get her to wanna have sex witcha, Get her to Yearn for You... Get her all moist And Shaky.... You should get past with ease... and that should curb the bleeding..
My two cents... 
sory, are you chating from SA? |
Romance › Re: Does Age Really Matter In A Relationship by Nonsreal(op): 11:05pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: [color=#000030]If it doesn't matter, why do people scream blue murder when a 14 year old is in a relationship with a 24 year old?
It's the same reason why we call people "under-age". [/color] at tyms you wil see a 14 years old that is matured than 22yrs old, so my opinion is age dos't matter has long you ar well matured to deal with d disadvatages that come's in the relatnship |
Romance › Re: . by Nonsreal(m): 10:55pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Ftc MrLP:
 this land is nt for sale, beware of 419 |
Romance › Re: What This Girl Did To Me Just Made Me Hate Girls. by Nonsreal(m): 10:46pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Bro jst zero ur mind from it, and build on ur self essterm. " at tyms we gat 2 b steady n liv wht we like d most even our dreams" n u wil see dem coming 4u |
Romance › Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nonsreal(m): 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
All ur mate dey boast of wealth n investment, n u ar here folly around dat u av big dick. Am sure, Ur mom wil b regreting y she dt abort u b4 u form pikin 4her belle |
Romance › Does Age Really Matter In A Relationship by Nonsreal(op): 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
This is unarguably one big topic of discuss that every time it is rised you can not but wonder about how differently people share their various opinions some with valid points to back it up while other don't even care they just say what they feel is right. So today i bring it up for all nairaland lets hear what you guys think about this question. Does age really matter in a relationship? |
Romance › Re: I Like Guys That Dont Like Bj's, Anal. .I Will Marry You Without Thinking! by Nonsreal(m): 6:43pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
onila: not many of them hate it but there are some few good guys here like corey n james. it shows they have good upbringing, classy, respectful and raised in a Christian home. every decent guy shld hate BJ's, anal. and only like missionary now i know d guys dat have bn shining ur kittycat here on nairaland |
Romance › Re: I Will Always Adore Guys That Don't Watch Football Matches! by Nonsreal(m): 6:38pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Any guy dat hate football is a transgender |
Romance › Re: Number Rule Of Dating...for Guys Only by Nonsreal(m): 1:48pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
....IF SHE AIN'T INTO YOU ENUF TO GO OHM WITH YOU AFTER A DATE...NEVER GO ON THE DATE WITH HER. Thank u.[/quote]hw wud u get to know she wont go home wit u, when u av't gv it a try |
Romance › Re: Which Will U Choose?? by Nonsreal(m): 1:38pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Chrisrare: 1 million naira or banging dis sweet pusssy for as long as u want? who b dis1? I cn even bleep some one dat is even mor sexy dan her for 2k, after all who punna don epp for dis recession? |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Tell Your Girlfriend To Kneel As A Way Of Punishment??? by Nonsreal(m): 1:31pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
It depends on what transpired btween both of them, it might be dat she cheat and bcs of the love she has for him she kneel dwn to ask of his forgivnes |
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Romance › Re: Omg!!!! You Guys Hep Me OOOOO by Nonsreal(m): 11:29am On Dec 19, 2016 |
Estharfabian:
Call his bluff.... He's Just yapping! 
If you want him to leave you the hell Alone... Simply tell Him You're getting married and the Introduction is Tomorrow. invite him too. It should scare him away.. Worked for me on Countless Occasions...
keep telling evry guy dat ask you out dat u are getting married, until u chase d real man dat wanna marri u and it wil work like magic too |
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Romance › Re: I Don't Love My Girlfriend Again by Nonsreal(m): 10:38am On Dec 19, 2016 |
Airforce1: That's my boy oga on d top, lets hookup jan1 @alibaba newyear concept |
Romance › Re: I Don't Love My Girlfriend Again by Nonsreal(m): 7:34am On Dec 19, 2016 |
Airforce1: You just made me laugh..
well it's your opinion honestly i got no problem with what you think of me.
Hope you're planning Big for Christmas.
God bless you. yea very big |
Romance › Re: I Don't Love My Girlfriend Again by Nonsreal(m): 7:38pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
Dis guy is jst fraustrated of his life |
Romance › Re: 3 Reasons Why You Should Run Away Frm Light Skinned Ladies During This Recession by Nonsreal(m): 9:57am On Dec 18, 2016 |
Light skin girls rocks like CR7..... I wil cntinue diging evry light skin hole dat com my way |
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is How To Fight Konji by Nonsreal(m): 11:25pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
So this is what u have been during to yourself abi? Instead to jst walk up to d nearest guy n tel him lets Bleep. |
Romance › Re: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by Nonsreal(m): 11:17pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
Okada drop me here |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by Nonsreal(m): 1:46pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
vizkiz: Good evening everyone.
I am thinking we can celebrate this festive period by having a get-together mini party at one of the beaches in Lagos where we get to meet one another and make some merriment. 
I believe this is a good idea just that I'm bereft of ideas on how to go about it
To make it work out, we need to rub minds together by telling us your opinions, suggestions, date, suggested venues and contribution fee etc...
Please your comments are welcomed
wht about those that are chatn frm outside lagos hw wud dey attend d party, or d u mean d party is 4lagosian alone |
Romance › Re: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Nonsreal(m): 5:09pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Softorgasm: So what is your point? jst trying 2 tell you that she is nt immatured, she is only trying 2make any thread she comment on look lively |
Romance › Re: Are Girls Who Love Fish Lesbian? by Nonsreal(m): 3:11pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Softorgasm: when you first registered on naira land, you were kind of reserve and your comments were top notch and matured.. But now, you go around the forum posting comments that reeks of immaturity, disgusting posts that a Lady is not suppose to post.. Infact you have lost it.. You now derail threads like a kid.. even wit her immaturity she won a award 3days ago |
Romance › Re: She Curses Alot by Nonsreal(m): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
thebest1210: It's a very long story, but I will be as brief as possible and try to give the important points. Again, pls, don't mind my typo errors.
We have been dating for 7yrs 5 months now. All dese while, we have been having serious fights and arguments. The relationship started right from our university days. Now, we have graduated and I now have my master degree. During this period, dere is no week, we don't quarrel, I've tot of pulling out a number of times, but we still got stuck to each other. Won't lie, I have promised, countless number of times dat I will marry her, yes! And I meant it. Just waiting to have a job first, not to even "blow" b4 I will do the "right" tin. But in the past few months, d rship has degenerated badly, she insults me like boy, call names, I insult her too. And when it results to a fight, she begins her cursing spree. Telling m how I won't succeed in life, how I will die b4 I reach 30, how I will fail and tinz won't work out for me. To make matter worse, she reported me to her younger sister, who is very far below my age, and dis small gal insulted and cursed the hell out of me. Promised to deal with me. A gal I paid putme form for?? Didn't respond to the gal, cos, it will be childish of me to exchange talks with such a small girl. To make matter worse, wen I told m gal wat her sister said, she told m to my face dat I deserved it! Kai!! After some days, I decided to apologize to m gal for d insults and the fights. Guess what she said, dat I must apologize to her family first, including the sister b4 she forgives me. Na there my head scatter! I told her to go burn and rot in hell! Now, i have come to realize that, in their family, I know they were trained solely by deir mother, even though the father is still alive, dey don't respect men. Men are insignificant to dem. How can I marry from such a family?? After all dese curses and insults from members of the family? Y does she always refer to my success, especially my financial success in life whenever we fight? And many other sad stories. I want to pull out, but I don't knw how. I need advice pls. bro run as fast as micheal bolt |
Romance › Re: Guys Pls Stop Making This Mistake With Gals. by Nonsreal(m): 11:28am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Make i jst sitdown dey luk una |
Romance › Re: Is Your Man Using You? (ladies Come In) by Nonsreal(m): 11:14am On Dec 16, 2016 |
AfonjaStinks:
With the fake appearance (heavy make up)
Fake hair (weave)
Fake nails
Fake height (high heels)
Fake everything
No girl deserves a good man and no girl should have an opinion/suggestions on men
And no girl should call a guy ugly because girls are the ugliest creature on earth guy dat guy a bottle of origin |