₦airaland Forum

tolajay:
Just a test

i tink u are high on enugu weed

jamislaw:
only six Inches.......mtcwww

bring ur mom let me bang her wit my 6", i bet u if she can remenber the name of ur dad

olihilistic:
waste of cyberspace

who is this monster!

firstking01:
Lwkmd, jealous on that bullshit you wrote upthere?...i no just won talk

oboi go and make ur own thread n stop bitting around the bush

tosyne2much:
Hehehe.. It's very possible if you devote your time into it

dats true tosyne, i av many thread i want 2post bt i dont av d tym n chance 2post it

DanceVille:
Shy guys are pretty hard to figure out, unsurprisingly.They're shy, so they're probably also kind of quiet and awkward, not just around you, buh around everyone.
It's just more difficult, because a shy guy isn't going to tell you how beautiful you look, or just approach you and ask you to go out, on a date.So...is he really shy? Here are 10 things Shy Guys display that show you're their crush.

1.Looking At Their Crush, Then Looking Away :This is a sign, because I used to do it back then. The dude repeatedly stared at their crush, then immediately looking away when their crush look at him, this could definitely mean that he likes ,er.Especially if he acts super weird afterwards, by which he's avoiding her gaze entirely, walking away or acting like she don't exist.

2.Chatting With Their Crush On Social Media, But Won't Talk To Them In Person :This is another tell-tale sign.A lot of shy guys, just don't feel comfortable talking face-to-face.It's much easier for them to talk through Social media chats apps or mobile texting..

3.Hangs Around Her,Even If They Doesn't Initiate Conversation :He pops up everywhere She is, and always sit near her in class, buh doesn't speak to her, it could mean that he's too shy to make the first move, so he's hoping she will.He's purposely putting himself in situations where she can talk to him, so he doesn't have to do it.Try starting a conversation and see what happens.

4.They're Different Around Their Crush :Pay attention to how he acts around his friends versus how he acts around her.If he seems talkative around his friend, buh nervous and quiet around her, it could mean that he likes her and just doesn't know how to act.

5.Uncomfortable When Other Guys Talk To Her :There is this feeling of insecurity in his mind that someone else might just sweep her away from him and so he gets all uncomfortable and weird.

6.Stammering While Talking To Their Crush :If his crush start a casual conversation.. see how he reacts to her.He stammers back a reply, while looking around the room buh not at his crush, then you know he has an intense crush going..

7.Very Sensitive To A Lady's Touch :If a lady happens to touch him playfully, or just casually, he might respond as if he got an electric shock.You will see his face go all pink, he might suddenly move away or just overly self-conscious.It just shows your touch means a lot to him.

8.They're Afraid To Ask For Their Crush's Number :They are too afraid to ask for their crush's number, instead they get it from their crush's friends or from other source, and call her up on some pretext(Usually a pretty lame one).

9.Blushing :They blushed the entire time their crush is talking to them even though they have nothing to be blushing about..."Trying to maintain the going conversation".

10.Compliments Small Changes To Their Crush's Appearance :That new hairstyle. That new dress. That new shade of lipstick.Whatever it is their crush discarded or added, he's likely to make a comment on it.It's their way of showing their crush.."I notice You".

Are you a shy Guy? Can you relate to these? What can you relate to the most?

Feel free to add yours.
Comments are highly welcome.

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DanceVille

dis guy is 100% correct cos am guilty of all wht e listed... Gosh shyness na bastard

Captainbells:
I'm in same situation now.

I've been going out with this Arab guy for nearly 6 months.. But our case is mutual cause we both know we are not gonna end up together..

So I'm in there for the exotic dinner dates and trips and royalty cards to spa sessions!!
And he's in there for the haram treats I give him!!

Still waiting for the Nigerian guy my dad said I must get married to

well dont bring borehole 2 the nigerian guy anyway

AgapeHate:
It is just one tip. Anyone you stop seeing online from tomorrow. You already know the meaning.

sensless thread.

Rayfield:
First of all, see ya self as too good for her (any woman)... Av an I don care attitude.... And see her as ya Junior Sister... Yes, it works.... Dont rate her in ur brain, give her 15% on a scale of 100%
"Hi, nice Hair is this the style called Ghana weaving or Centre packing... " joke with her reply and build on it by turning her reply around jokingly with humour and Common Sense... Just make her laff and (don't ever ask for her numba if u often see her around). Then Gbam, "Pardon my manners, am Johnson, you're Obiangelli ryt?" and strike a Convo with her replies... Jus be random with her reply and never let her predict you... Be a Good/BAHD guy like, 20% Good and 80%Bahd... Dont compliment her 2much, xcept areas dat wot it... If not, your friendzone level would be 10,000DegreeCentigre.
Just be funny and press her mumu button like Jim Iyke... Girlies like confident and humourous guys... Dont show u're nervous outside...
You must not be Rich or Good looking, just be looking good

dis guy sound like i.legend....dnt tel me i.legend is back?

crazymommy:
Talk to her and see if she will be willing to come down to your league...but it could be difficult for someone playing for Chelsea fc at English premier league to come down to Naija premier league and play for Enyimba fc....

church close

bobbykosh:
Gud day.
Me am my girlfriend av been dating for 3yrs now but she hasn't visited me bfor am the only one who visits her @ home


Anytime i tell her to come she would say she cannot come


Pls advice me

And note we just had an argument but i have been asking her bfor daht


Sge used to say ger mummy will talk or something like that i need ya epp

pls stop planing 2 dsvirgin dat poor little sec skul gal na

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I always dream about trying to be attacked by a dog in my dream.

These dreams about dogs have been repetitive for sometime.

What could this mean?[/color]

you av 2give us d full details on how d dream happen, i mean wht happen in d dream maybe we cn interprint it

Benita27:

I am certainly not the only person with that name.

ah! I never knew we have one benita here on nairaland... Maybe u may be the one i meet @surulere buying okrika pants

Gladiator1:
Poor writeup.. Work on ur words arrangement

2. It's fiction

3. Did I just see Benita27/Herbie27/Asuo27??

make your own thread lets read and have fun, instead 2 be bashing some 4his time e use 2make a thread.... bro e no easy

Gladiator1:
Poor writeup.. Work on ur words arrangement

2. It's fiction

3. Did I just see Benita27/Herbie27/Asuo27??

make your own thread lets read and have fun, instead 2 be bashing some 4his time e make 2make a thread.... My bro e no easy

MrCork:
...my nigggggga...did you create this thread to defend your 1 inches *kondo*l (no offense?

lol am 6" down there and my gal stil real climax whnever we av sex

Before you get marrif have it in mind you re about to sign a life time contract which attracts longterm commitment, perseverance and endurance, therefore you should not rush into it or make such decision based on parental or peer pressure. Take your time and be sure you're ready to take that shot". Below are some things that should't trigger you into making that decission. Dont marry because of sex, dont marry because you are getting old. Dont marry because you are of age, dont marry because you are lonely, dont marry because you need someone to support you financialy, dont marry because you mistakenly got pregnant for him, dont marry because you don't want to lose the person, dont marry because of family pressure, dont marry because you like the idea of marriage, dont marry because of pity or out of pity, dont marry because of tribe, dont marry because you admire of wedding gown you see, dont marry because you love kids, dont marry because all your friends are getting married, dont marry because of physical/academic qualifications. The repercussion of rushing is if u jump in you wil jump out, or might end up crying in silence

Men love to brang about the size of their penis, its is believe that the bigger the penis the more fun the woman wil have. But is this always the case? Yesterday evening i spoke to some woman around ojuelegba under bridge (surulere) who are willing to reveal the reasons why they are not big fans of well endowed men. Out of 33women i aproach only 5were able to really tell me the truth. Howeve i believe this is enough for me to get this gist rolling. below are some comments i'm able to gether. No1. BAD IDEA FOR FIRST TIMERS(rukayat 24): my first time was with a guy who have a very big one. It was so truamatizing and painful that for a long time i was afraid of sex, eventually i dated someone who was average and sex was fun. I made a vow to avoid those men that are bigger No2. UNCOMFORTABLE MouthAction (oyindamola 26) i currently have a fiance who is very endowed i eventually got used to his size but it is so hard to give him MouthAction. He love getting it but it makes my jaw hurt for days after. I avoid giving him Mouth Action very often because it is so uncomfortable and i'm sure he is not very happy about this. No3. THEY DONT TRY HARD ENOUGH (rita 24) i dont know if is because have a big penis is something to be proud of, but the two endowed men i have had sex with do not try hard enough in the bedroom. They believe i do not need anything else apart from the "". They are terrible with pre-intimacy. One of dem would never figer me he was always bragging about why i would need is finger when he is so big, needless to say i never lasted long in these relationshp. No4: SOME POSSITION ARE IMPOSSIBLE (yetunde23) ah! I'm currently dating one right now, its very uncomfortable sometimes, before neeting him, i usualy enjoy doggy style but it has become such a terror to endure with him. He hit my cervix and it is not enjoyable most of the time because it is less painfull. It really does not make our sex life spicy at all. No:5.HAND JOBS ARE DIFFICULT (benita 27) my main issue with men that are big is that you cannot really wrap your hand around it, while it might seen like something to be impressive about, it really is no fun for me. I enjoy giving hand jobs for many reasons, esspecially as pre-intimacy, but when i dated one endowed guy for a year, i did not enjoy it. It cramped my hands and made things difficult. So nairalanders what's your take on this

Winnelyn:
hey guys I have a problem should I say serious problem, I know what its like, and it becoming part of my character, I grew up hating on so many things nd it just seemed to continue still, as soon as I am introduced to something, or I meet someone new the negatives always appear, things I enjoy doing just become a process, I dont get excited anymore... I know a lot of people who are incredibly positive to be around ..but then what they say doesnt do much to brighten my general mood anymore tho it used to help, but now their opinion no longer matters to me tho before I normally just take in what they say see their side, but just choose to still stick to my opinion.. which is bad I really wish to change from this ...no silly talk its not a must you comment

mental problem, so u nid a dirty slap 2 format ur brain

Hi guys, its TGIF today! Lets have some fun on nairaland. Lets share our embarassing moment here... Am sure this thread wil be hillarious. Here's mine. I was in a boardroom, (ordinary office boy like me) and i was doing my presentation jejely with my oga's at the top sitting with their strong faces. My laptop was connected to the projector at the other end of the table and i was standing on front of the room speaking beside the board. You guys know as that kind of presentation dey be na. Sweating and confuse inside the AC. Me: (pressenting to my oga's) my name is nonsreal and am the head of marketing, am here to tell you all how we've been able to increase the companies sales from 15% to 90%. They all clapp and were very happy. Na so me self pose "oya na!! Starboy"... I no know say na trailer won jam me. Ok wait! I no tell una say i dey date one small fine chick like that for another department for my office there and we were chatting on skype before i left my office for the pressentation inside the boardroom. As the presentation was getting mor interesting, na so satan push this babe... She sent me a massage on skype and the chat notification popped from the corner of the laptop screen and it boldly shows on the projector screen which all my oga's were looking at, Guess what the babe said? "boo i can't wait for your pressentation to end fast jare, i want us to rush down home because am very very Hot... I can't wait to recieve that your kondo". On seeing this i stated sweating... My oga's were shocked and looking at me one kind.. I was pressing the projected image as if i can close the pop up but my system was very far from me. The pop up stood there for mor than 30seconds. I was looking foolish and coudn't even continue the pressentation. Na so one of my oga shout "who is rita?"... Hope it's not my own rita ooo. And truely na oga pikin (rita) i dey Bleep. My sack latter come with imediate effect. I downloaded it with a 4G Internet spead. OYA TELL US YOURS!!!

TrapQueen77:
I met this cute and humble guy & we clicked. It was love at first sight I guess ..each day our love grows & our phones are like on fire all the time when we chat or we call each other.
But our differences separated us twice
I blocked him thinking I can move on with my life without him but I was wrong! Everyday I miss him and been longing for him. I never moved on actually
After many wks I decided to unblocked him and was so surprised one day I got a msg from him on whatsapp asking me why I unblocked him? I told him I can't move on and I miss him so much & I want us to fix it for one more time but he declined & said tat he can't have me anymore & we better off as friends
Although we chat/call everyday & he even told me how much he loves me but every time I asked him if we cud fix our relationship., he will either ignore my question or he will juz say I'm his friend...

Do u think he friendzoned me coz he's already dating someone else or he is juz scared to be in a relationship?

4get it, he has frndzone u, dats y we always advise u 2stop behavin lyk a village gal

browniex:
well people,I have a beautiful girl for a friend,she is good natured,very busy and delicious in bed,mind you,I love sex a lot and I always end up addicting my women with it.but this present girl am having is giving me concern,first of all she has very massive boobs,and enjoys sex a lot,even with the wild sex we have,I always have this feeling that she has prostituted before,whenever I ask her about her background,she will tell me that it is a long story.I have kicked around with a lot of bad girls,so I can easily decode a girl despite her pretence,whenever she comes to see me,she makes sure she avoids looking at me straight in the eyes,the only time she looks in my eyes is when we are done making love and laying down tired an looking up at me,I really like her but something tells me she is keeping a secret,or she is fucking around.I called her once and I heard kids voice in the background,I asked her if she is married or with kids but she is not saying anything. pls why is she always avoiding my eyes,is it guilty conscience?

am stil thinking 4what to say

Princebello:
Do they still exist.? Because with the girls i have seen so far. . . . Its hard to see a girl with small boobs again right? they are now using drugs to make it large. .
JUST SAYING THE TRUTH??

STILL FROM http://tunexclusive.com

see what "change" have turn this guy into, dat you av 2 b looking at evry girl bossom dat pass by u.... Hmmm is dat how jobles u are?

delectablegyal:
12 inches.

jesus!!! Weapon of mass distruction, am sure u ar carrying a borehole down there..lol

kstyle2:
Crazy world I tell you. A young man decides to let go of his ambition and aspiration all in the name of chasing older women for financial gains...I try as much as possible not to judge folks who indulge in such but I feel it's wrong...a man should feel proud to tell people how he toiled day and night to achieve his goals. I doubt if any1 will be proud to tell his friends, parents, younger ones that he was gracing the beds of older women to achieve wealth....anyway, a friend of mine once said ' behing every great wealth, there's a crime'

its beter 2get rich or die tryin... Sugar mummy all the way

Nomfanelo99:
we want yourll to beg for it .



it's onlybeen a week and you already complaining?

anyways nothing beats make-up sex!!!

pls cn u explain what is make up sex, abeg

seunlly:
How often sex should happen between a
couple usually depends on a few things but
mostly, the frequency of sex is determined
by what works for the relationship.
A recent study shows how much sex you should be
having, depending on your age. The study said that
millennials (people who were teenagers around the year
2000) have the most sex.
The research also said that 18-29-year-olds should be
making love approximately 112 times a year. This comes
down to about twice a week.
If you are aged between 30-39, then you should be
getting it on about 86 times a year. Just over once a
week.
People in their 40s (40-49) have sex an average of 69
times in a year.
So, now that you know how often most people are
doing in the bedroom, how do you stack up?

i av't have sex for almost 2years nw, since i got innitiated thru sex and got diliver, ever since then i'v been afraid of gals