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Mosthandsomeboy:
Am I cursed?

260 girls small to hw many girls ur dad Bleep, cos am sure your dad Bleep up to 500 girls b4 he meet ur mom, so kip fuckin until u brake ur dad record

austinereds:
I will beat u if we play table soccer now no be mouth.

sure u wil beat me bcs u are still active in it, bt to me is bn 15yrs nw i play it

No2. Works like magic, i av a bro in s.a n canada n each time i start tellin them abt my bro who base abroad, dey will jst open their legs for me like jacki chan.... Girls love it must whn u lie on dem

austinereds:
kia kia. I play that thing taya with table soccer. lord I love table soccer. Biro vs Biro. Good old days so stress free.

lol same wit me n back den in dos days i was name d king of table soccer

Ftc

herzern:
Followinq.

mr follow follow

Am sure d guy dat is diging d hole must b paulkillerman

@my age i dnt comment on rubish, nxt pls

Mimzyy:
By the way Op, keep basking in your folly. You'll probably die an old wretched bachelor with an erect phallus. Fool.

ahhhh!!! Has it gone to dat, i taught we are all jokin here?

Airforce1:
Your papa

shey na lie nii?

Airforce1:
This evening i woke up from sleep and the first thing the cross my mind was alcohol and sex.
i hate sex but I'm so fucking addicted to substances that make me High.

ive fought so many times to stay off this substances but not been easy and my folks don't know bout my addiction on hard substances.

mid 2017 I'm gonn be 28 and if i continue this way i may not make it alive on my 28th birthday.

I don't know what to do.

dis guy shud jst open up n say e has sale his soul to illuminatic, for money and fame in music industry n they ar coming to take his lyf on his 28birthday... Bt d funiest part, e only got d fame here on nairaland lol

Same question go 2 gals dat write a guy name nn thr boobs or pussy.... As 4 me i dnt care wht ever name he/she wrote, opportunity coms bt once

SirMichael1:
E be like say you no understand the question. I say i no wan fvck anybody jor!

Ha! you sef

then go and look 4 iron boxer or pant, i tink dat wil help

Oh my God! Dis guy is d badoo snel of nairaland

firstking01:
When it comes to sex the female body system responds differently the way that of male does...


The female ass is very soft compared to that of a guy...

The ecstatic pleasure is different from that of a guy....

Even nature makes it possible for a man to be turned on mere staring at a girls butt..

I detest gays, pukes out of thread.

dis guy must av been doin anal

judeefcc:
Tosin shares his tots on his threads explorer teaches us about new things

all tosyne2much thread is a hit back to back..... Who is explorer?

Whr fight go dey na if i'm nt nominated in any category

judeefcc:
EDUCATIVE THREADS MALE NOMINEES
1 ; EXPLORER
2;Tosyne2much


EDUCATIVE THREADS WOMEN
1; TALK2BELLA
2; LAVEDA
3; TWACI
4; Naijasinglegirl

hw wud explorer beat tosyne2much 2 d award? Omo i smell ojoro here

Make i carry chair sitdown bcs i nvr toast gal b4 so dis is a big opportunity 2learn

mmm is for men nt 4 boys... mmm rocks like CR7

yomi007k:
She no dey lash dem.



I get cctv wey dey monitor her.

not here in nigeria, whr av u c a gal dat has 4 ex n she is stil a virgn? Abeg make i hear word, she wide lyk ibadan express way

madridguy:
MMM not for unfit boys but for the real MEN. Drink Otapiapia for wetin?

MMM rocks like CR7.

yea we know it rocks like Cr7, bt nw it wil b making guys mad lik lionel messi

yomi007k:
U don x plenty dudes oo

dat means she go don get borehole down there

Am nt a woman bt rly am crying ryt nw, cos d pic kept reminding me abt my late grandpa who pass out last year... U rly luk lyk him bro

Op i wil report u, i swear u will b ban 4 stealing my thread.... U ar a thief

JESUSBOIY:
wtf, if am not sexy why do gals woo me. Why girl like to call me sweery pie, why they get wet wen they sight me ?

keep on dreaming

U guys shud Bleep off my thread jare, if u dnt av something to say

Berlynn:
my name isn't there .......Ifeoluwa

its because u ar nt beautiful na

jasmineee:
i just can not comprehend why men can be so deceitful and liars. i am seriously tired of being lied to. it's disappointing. i feel like a fool. i pray that 2016 is my last yr of lies and deceit in my life. how many other ladies can relate with me pls?

its nt dat we lyk telling lies, jst dat you ladies u lyk it most when men lie 2 u

Y is chinenye nt in d list

[color=#000000][/color][/color][color=#000000][color=#000000][/color]Hi guys... As we gear up to start our tv program in my work place, we were busy compeling some question we wanted to ask nigerians on the street on one of our programed (vioce of the street) and some one told us to ask nigerian this question... .Everyone burst into laughter and he was confuse, he further confirmed that there are diferences between this 3words use in nigerian daily. Wait from your own point of view, what do you undrstand or how do you define olosho, runsgirls and ashawo? .Acording to him below are his definations.... OLOSHO= they are babe you see around club/bear parlour. You dont know them from adam but once you negotiate they become you babe for the night and they get along easily as if you have been in a relationship with them for 4years. They can't call you for help even if they lost their mum the next day. So its a one time payment... .ASHAWO= they operate in a fixed location e.g hotel and they charge between #500 to #1000 for short time. However, the price is subjected to change if you want some adds on e.g pull finish, enter from back, suckbreast etc... You dey laugh abi? Lie say you never do am before with ashawo, the relationship ends once you cum. Your money don finish, however they 2n be very aggressive if yov no cum quick... .RUNSGIRLS= this one they operate on social media e.g BBM, whatsap, facebook etc... They can be in the next compound from your house. They are available in all nigerian institutions, some do it for the fun of it while some charge you for it because they need to stay hot all year round. They dont have fixed price, they billed you and make the relationshp keep moving. They claim to love you but they have more than 40 other lovers. They wil bill you up if their house/hostel rent is about to expire or they need to change their phone or make their hair. You wil sure be called upon if they need money to spend to their mum or when their brother lost one of his eyes... I lie?. .Kindly share your experience with all these classes of prostitutes and tell us what you think we need to know.