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Nicolax:
Wish for death I can't continue to live this way. To what end

go and take otapiapia and thank me later when you get to hell

Igbo

Kingsley1000:
there are many brothels in oba
terminus close to st peter's anglican church kent house beside merchants of light high school tansian university junction

what about club

Op where in OBA can i find a club or brothel to flex in, I reside in ilorin and i wil b traveling soon to celebrate the new year

Girls cheat the most, so the topic should be refer to both gender

Smallville10:
These are ur own rules, so keep it to urself abeg

bro all what the op mention up there are very correct

Story for the girls

dacblogger:
thats wah I tried telling him and it turned insult.

live the guy jare na hardship dey worry am

Nxt pls

Kenshinmunac:
Mumu you they her mind ni, they there they fool yourself.
Sml boi when no get sense.

lolz, but i just tell you the fact na, y you self go collect 2k from a girl that u just meet? U no get sense nii? What did you expect her to think of you?...nw i see how this recession is rly affecting you

optional1:
so u mean cos u weren't committed in ur relationship and he fvck u before u can sit down and b committed to him means that they should fvck as many gals they like in 2017.. Just for d gals to b committed.







Isorite

yes oooo! Op just open my eyes now, now let me keep knocking until the doors are open. Come 2017 i wanna have the best record so far

dacblogger:
broke ass nigga. ..she gave u 2k and you collected??, u don fall ur hand finish, this will make her nt respect u in the future

you just say what is on my mind, the guy don fall his hand. In her mind now she will be saying we are not on the same league

Op need solution and una just dey bash the guy, its not easy to share your worries most especially when it come to dick issue. Pls nairalanders can you pls come up with solution for him

Ok, now show us what you got

Hmmm

nepapole:
Mixed with pawpaw leaf and cow dung.

no wonder he came up with a thread like this, somebody should look for chain lets chain him be for he wil start runing up n down

Hmmm, did u smoke weed for the very first time?

iLegend:
I have a lot to share with you guys. I know January will be tough on a lot of people. God will guide us.

Where should I start? Okay. I'll teach you guys on Romanceland how browse on Airtel for free. When I say for free, I mean for FREE! No hidden charges. I just started using it today. Although, it has been there for ages. It's not technical. You can do it in 25 seconds.

Lemme tell you a story about a friend who just came home for Christmas. So, my childhood friend (who's undergoing a masters degree program) called me to say he's at home. It's been a long time. I haven't met him yet - all these happened on phone.

I called him this morning but he sounded like a lazy woman. Oops! Ladies, that's all I could think of. My head don full.

iLegend: Guy, why are you sounding like that?
Friend: Been streaming movies online last night.
iLegend: So you still stream movies in this Buhari's regime?
Friend: It's free.
iLegend: Free? Mtcheew. I don't like free things.
Friend: No, it's very easy to do. It's just to configure an IP address to Port: 8080
iLegend: I dey laugh you. Big boy like you dey use cheat?
Friend: No, I have 10GB Glo subscription, but since I came home my Glo has been slow so I gave it to my younger sister when I realized my Airtel was better here. I was messing around with an old cheat and luckily it's still blazing.
iLegend: Hmmm! Now I'm interested. Although, I have Glo 7.5GB for 2k. U know na! I fit finish am one day, so make I get backup for January. No spoil me o!
iLegend: SMS me the code - you know I don't use whatsapp for now. Ehe, guy how school?
Friend: Mtcheew. I'm tired.
iLegend: Hahahaha. You thought it was easy. Get ready for PhD.

Then comes the naughty conversation. To be continued...

Two minutes later he sent the IP address and that's what I'm using to browse now on Firefox. Other browsers are proving stubborn. I no get time to waste. I'm on fast lane. It works on phones and computers. No installation needed. Just 25 seconds of your life.

I'll be back when I'm free to finish the post on how to use it on a computer with screen-shots. I haven't tried it on phone yet. The process is the same.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

wow! Ilegend is back, my oga i don miss you die

Stop watching porn video or explicit image or music, because u can't jst get urge if you ar meditating in the things that wil build you spiritually, you can only get urge by the things you see, hear or read, so be mindfull of what you watch and the type of friend you associate your self with.

Lol

onila:
I am so happy

I have always been fascinated by our lovely Cameroonian neighbours especially the french ones
Surprisingly, my new housemate happened to be French Cameroonian

he is so nice
you know always speaking french around the house when on the phone, just so sexy

hes so charismatic, respectful, treats me like a princess

gosh, when he prays. its fascinating
he loves praying in the sitting room

he will be speaking french, the he will start jogging around the sitting room
hes voice will be loud

when we are gisting, he will be doing charismatic things

i am so blessed to have him as my housemate

Cameroonians are awesome!

jst like this, jomape? Jomape masimape, nonsreal

tosyne2much:
Abeg come finish your story oooo... Wetin come later happen?

that 1 don become history jor

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Some people are just downright insecure, which inturn makes them very clingy.

- You dare not miss their call. It simply means you were with another girl.

- You dare not receive their call and they hear a female voice in the background, that means you either just had sex, or you're about to. . . with another girl.

- You dare not NOT reply their texts or whatsapp, especially when they see "online", that means you're chatting with the other girl.

- You fucking dare not tell them "goodnight" by 11:45 pm and your "last seen" is 2:13am. Who's that bitch_?

- You dare not receive a call in their presence without "who was that?" "male or female?" If it's male, fine. Female, you're dead.

- You fucking dare not, i repeat, DARE NOT receive a call from a female friend, colleague, even your kid sister. That must be the other girl.

- You fucking dare not turn your head or your eyes when a pretty girl with a nice body walks by. For bleeps sake, don't just move your neck. Face straight ahead. Don't even swallow saliva, cos, swallowing saliva would make a sound and that only means your saliva is checking the girl out! Mehn, don't even put on dark shades when that girl walks by. That means you are looking at her yansh through the dark shades.

- You dare not ask for their suggestion, and then do otherwise from their suggestion, cos they know all and you're a dummy, and mehn, make sure your decision doesn't go wrong.

- You post a pic of another girl on your facebook, you're dead. You use another girl as DP on whatsapp you're dead.

- You post a female friend's pic and say "Happy birthday"< you're still dead. Cos she has to fucking know all the girls in your life, so she can monitor and track the hell outta your ass, to know when the other girl steps in.

And after all these, you get angry and walk away from them and they say i am like that because "I love You"

Well, do you think most people have time for unnecessary drama from a girl that'll marry another person if you die?[/color]

bro thanks, you have say it all

Being in a relationship is a beautiful thing, most of the time, but there are few relationships that just seem sent delivered from hell. No day goes by without an argument, accusation and eventually taking a toil on the quality of your life. When you think about it though, you wonder how couple like this remain in such relationship. Is the love that deep?

God save me from karashika

makydebbie:
Its all about self discipline, if you're strong willed, no one will force or deceive you to have sex.

na b say konji never hold u na, cos i remenber a neigbour of mine that has been giving me hard tym to bleed and one nite she jst ran in my room dat she is afraid of the dark, lol dark ko dark ni..... After that the rest is history

Frankraj:
Turning him into a Maga will work if you are a bad guy or a cultist. Lure the gay man into a room and call your men to hang around then when he comes in you guys will beat him to a point of death and Rob him off all his belonging. He deserve more than that and then

he wont be that stupid to come to your room or any room you sugest, he wil be the one to take him to his room or hottel

joystickextend1:
Maga ke you better run as fast your legs can carry you,if any of your friends are interested then let them take him as their maga..but run fast as you can

so u mean e shud b runing lyk usain bolt

Bros i av advise u on ur first espisod n i dont av anytn to say here again, is for you to go with your mind and do what you know is rigth. A word is a enough for the wise!

[quote author=naijaboiy post=52127065][/quote]i hope to end my day with hatrick "award" today. Make e no b lyk d thread wey sombody did lstweek wey i no get any nomination, but well make i just sitdown with my zobo and koli-koli dey watch first

UrennaNkoli:
I never knew it existed too until I decided to investigate things for myself. Its even located before a market square so during the day you won't even suspect anything. I used to even think the building was part of the market. That building is very very old. 1947 to be precise and when you enter, you'll feel it. You'll feel something is definitely not right there. To the men and boys who patronize prostitutes, I really feel for them. Their destiny is being locked up inside hot cooler.
There's a canal at the back of the building that stretches as far as opo malu.

you are very correct, my office is @opo malu road n i do pass thru taiwo road almost evry day and you wont belive that building is a brothel bcs u won't see any young lady in d building only old women. When i came to ilorin new i never for once think is a brother until someone tel me.

kayo80:
That's why I said it should be for a period of time...maybe 4-6 weeks.

i av't get laid for a year nw