 Romance › Re: I love him but scared to meet him by Nonsreal(m): 11:17pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Hadez:
There is this guy I met online last year and we have been friends since then and he is such a sweet guy and very caring. We started dating months ago and the love has been growing stronger but recently the relationship has been hell because he has been on my neck for us to meet he wants to see me but I don't think I am ready to.
I love him, and I want to spend the rest of my life with him but I am scared of what happens in the Internet recently whenever we chat or call, he is always nagging about the fact that we haven't met.
I love him so much but I don't know what to do as I am not just ready to see him  I want to wait for the right time.
Please advice me dear.
Please advice my friend nairalanders whth the way you sound, am sure you are the 1 that approach him at first nw he want to c you and you ar afraid |
| Romance › Re: How Come Only Women Can Be Raped And Not MEN by Nonsreal(m): 11:13pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
westlius:
before u write somfin funny reason thiz which animal have u seen whereby the women chase the men for sex or u no get native fowl for house. who set chase who and who is talkin about animal here? |
| Romance › Re: Girl Brags And Happily Post Photos Of Herself And A Guy After They Had Sex by Nonsreal(m): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Winnelyn:
i hope your sisters get paid nd I hope dey pay ur bills with the money?  are your concious judging you? |
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| Romance › See Types Of People U Will Always Meet In Nigerian Banks by Nonsreal(op): 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
In every nigerian bank you go to, you meet different kinds of people with different purpose. Nigeria banks are always very crowded and you wonder why so many people are always in the bank. The kind of people you find in a nigerian bank can be funny, you might not be able to laugh at that moment but something keeps reminding you of whatever you must have see in the bank. 1: BANK DOOR REJECTER: these set of people are the ones that always have problems with the bank door. The door keeps rejecting them, saying "please go back and remove the metal object found on you"... They can only be allowed to go in once they remove any metal thing on their body. 2: THE POSITIONAL KEEPERS: The positional keepers are the ones that like to sit, whnever they get to the bank, they wil just tap the person they meet on the quene and ask are you the last on the quene? Ones they reply yes! The next thing is please i'm behind you. Its only when its is almost their turn that they wil stand up and come and occupy their position. 3: THE PEN BORROWER: these set of people wil never come to the bank with a pen, and so they always borrow pen from others. 4: THE SLIP WASTERS: This ones do not know how to fill anything, so they end up making mistake and taken new slips. 5: THE QUESTIONAIRES: they wil ask you for date, where they wil pick deposit slip, where they wil do this and that and even after you tell them they wil ask other people to comfirm. 6: THE INSUFFICENT BALANCE GROUPS: They wil always come and waste other people's time on quene even when they know that they don't have money in their bank account. I remenber when i meet Airforce1 in a bank, tryin to witdraw 5000naira when the cashier telhim, mr man you av 300naira left in your account. 7: THE I DONT KNOW MY ACCOUNT NUMBER GROUP: They wil give a name to the cashier and ask her to search for number and when she is done they will ask her for a pen to write down. 8: THE ESCORTE: These set of people have nothing to do in the bank, they always accompany some one to bank, maybe they are just coming to enjoy the air condition or take selfie. 9:THE REST ROOM USER: MOST people go to the nigerian banks just to use the rest room and nothing more... WHICH OF THESE ARE YOU? |
| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 9:53pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 9:52pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Airforce1:
See as poverty dey dance "alanta" for your face
I bet you don do bricklayer job tire. lolz am not broke like u, i bet you i can buy your whole music carear, well there is nothing to buy in your carear u are nothing but an unusefull element |
| Romance › Re: Girl Brags And Happily Post Photos Of Herself And A Guy After They Had Sex by Nonsreal(m): 9:47pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Winnelyn:
nawa oooi she still beter pass most of una that do it for free |
| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 8:55pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
hfinest1:
dude... you're just trying to see if u can distract us all from the obvious insult Airforce1 threw at you... it didn't work out though... and by the way, he didn't murder English... focus on ur focus is very right... simple pun intended statement, u cannot understand
mf attention seeker... hope u enjoyed the attention while it lasted...
and lastly, u said 'this guy just "murder" English' what an irony, cos you're the one who actually "murdered" English...
Take note of the quoted words dude... they dinno teach u present tense and past tense in primary school.... or oh.. oh... u didn't attend primary school... you're a poor kindergarten drop out lolz, there is nothing like focus on your focus, olodo learn how 2speak good english, is focus on your goal or focus on your careal. Nw who need to go back 2 pri school? |
| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 4:49pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
[quote author=Vizzim post=51087009]Just focus on Ur focus hmmm this guy just murder english here |
| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 4:46pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Airforce1:
See as you be like something wey dem use do sacrifice. thanks for d insult, but the fact stil remain that you are fake, you got no music carear only to come on nairaland and be making noise |
| Romance › Re: Im Looking For Miss Belinda Pics,,x by Nonsreal(m): 4:40pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: I May Be Slow Today But... by Nonsreal(m): 3:08pm On Nov 16, 2016 |
Airforce1:
So today I log onto nairaland to see whats going on only to be greeted with 73 "Mentions"
Wow! 
so I clicked to see what the mentions were all about Oh well, same jobless pricks who derives joy in criticizing and analysing my life like they know me.
Some comments cool .. some ain't.
But I really don't care about what they say about me.
I just want to stay focused, write good songs, enjoy my life and be successful.
Nobody gave Donald Trump the chance but today he's the United states president elect.
I may be slow at the moment because of my studies but trust me someday you all criticizing me are gonna be part of my success story.
Airforce. oboi you too dey make noise |
| Family › Re: 'my Husband Has Attention Each Time He Carries Our Daughters On His Lap' by Nonsreal(m): 9:40pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
buffalowings:
Typical naija food na
Rice and stew... jollof
Pounded yam with egusi
Beans, moimoi
Etc.
I don't have much of a varied diet though I make sure I get the essential nutrients
It is only once in a while i treat myself to hamburgers and French fries and fried chicken
Soup ready? How do I download my own serving? [color=#000000] buffalowings:
Typical naija food na
Rice and stew... jollof
Pounded yam with egusi
Beans, moimoi
Etc.
I don't have much of a varied diet though I make sure I get the essential nutrients
It is only once in a while i treat myself to hamburgers and French fries and fried chicken
Soup ready? How do I download my own serving? [/color] buffalowings:
Typical naija food na
Rice and stew... jollof
Pounded yam with egusi
Beans, moimoi
Etc.
I don't have much of a varied diet though I make sure I get the essential nutrients
It is only once in a while i treat myself to hamburgers and French fries and fried chicken
Soup ready? How do I download my own serving? why are u guys commenting out of the point |
| Romance › Re: Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 2:17pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
asuo27:
Op, English is not our first language, so Nigerians are allowed to err. 
It will surprise you to know that those born with it as first language do make grammatical blunders...check the Kardashians when they speak and tweet. na weitin concern me n telemundo? Mitcheew!!! |
| Romance › Re: Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 2:15pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
firstking01:
What's educative here, smh...he's even stating the obvious here hmmm! I smell jealousy |
| Romance › Re: Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 2:10pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Maychang:
pls arrange your article using paragraphs where necessary. its educative but makes the eye sick. ok, watch out on my next thread, i wanna be d king of thread, i want to surpass tosyne2much lol |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Nigerian Men Are Scared Of ‘calabar Women’ by Nonsreal(m): 11:42am On Nov 15, 2016 |
TEVLI:
They can kill you in Bed.. Their Bedmatics skills are Legendary hmmm!! Are u for sure, let me start arranging my cloth i need 2 relocate to calabar |
| Romance › Re: Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 6:35am On Nov 15, 2016 |
Tiny23:
What? you say whn i'v learn 2write correctly i should let you know, go and read my thread again, i'm a good writter |
| Romance › Re: Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 6:06am On Nov 15, 2016 |
Tiny23:
Op,when you have learnt to write correctly,come tell me how to speak the English language correctly...
Hmmm, telme something!
Those things you wrote above are called Nigerian English and it's a variety of Englishes of the world. |
| Romance › Comon Things Nigerians Say That Wil Show You They Cant Speak English by Nonsreal(op): 12:05am On Nov 15, 2016 |
Speaking english is not easy for lot of people. The way some people murder it, you wil have pity on the language. Let us jst accept it english is not our language because even with joke, people stil murder it. Some nigerians say something in englsh and your ar wondering, is it english language or somethng? You can't blame then entirely after all the language is borrowed. Anyway, no matter hw bad the english is, we undrstand our selves and stil get massage. It is all part of the nigerian package. If you ar a nigerian, you must be familiar wit the evryday phrases below that are neither here or there. 1:HE IS MY JUNIOR/SENIOR BROTHER: what they mean to say is younger or older brother, jst pardon them. 2: I DO DO IT: what is the second "do" doing there?. 3: ARE YOU ADDING AND YOU HAVE ADDED O: this is nigerian ways of saying you have gained weight. 4: COME AND BE GOING: How can someone come and go at same time? You either tell the person to come or go, decide. 5: I AM COMING: you can see some one going out and the person tells you, i'm coming. How can you be coming? What they realy mean to say is 'i wil be back. 6:I WANT TO BARBER MY HAIR: why dont you mechanic your car too. 7: IT HAVE DO: it is not that hard to say it's enough. 8: 5 o'CLOCK HAVE NACK: what is nack? 9: I WILL BRANCH ON MY WAY BACK: what they mean is that they wil stop over on their way back. while you are branching, don't forget to sterm and leaf. 10: WE ARE MANAGING: nigerians use "managing" to mean "surviving". 11:I FOR ONE WILL... We for three will make you speak good english or shut up. 12: MY NAMES ARE... are you plural? Sure you must have heard people say these. Are you one of them, add yours |
| Romance › Re: 3 Signs You Are Not The Only Enjoyin His Dick by Nonsreal(op): 11:38pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
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| Romance › 3 Signs You Are Not The Only Enjoyin His Dick by Nonsreal(op): 10:14pm On Nov 13, 2016 |
When it comes to cheating if your guts are telling you something is not right, chances are you are right. However in order to be sure your are not just in full paranoia mode, it is wise to consider the signs that tel if he is looking another way. Carefully watching out for the signs wil let you know where your relatnship stands. Men are smart creature but not so smart, it is hard to tell when a man is getting it some where else but is not posible. A man that is geting manhood taken care of by anothr woman wil show some signs that may apper numbrs because of hw he lies about it but be careful not to fal a victim of cheating relatnshp. 1: HE KEEPS WORKING LATE: if he suddenly start working late then its a clear sign he might be getting somewhre else. If he however explain he is working on a project at work and there is evidence e is not just staying away for somethng else then it is fine. Anything outside of this is a red sign and you should start prayin. 2:HE FOLLOWS A LOT OF SEXY WOMEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA: If he follows too many hot women at once then you need to start looking out and paying more attention. Naturaly men are attracted to what they see that is nice. So even if e has no bad intention he is steping in unprotected territory and anything can happen. 3.HE SUDDENLY CARE MORE ABOUT HIS HYGIENE AND HOW HE LOOKS: if he sundenly working out all the time and cares a great deal about his appearance then you should be raising your brows. If weirdly shy with his body around you and only wants to have sex in the dark then it might mean he has been disloyal and now feels guilty about it. |
| Romance › Re: by Nonsreal(m): 10:31pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
iLegend:
ANGRY GIRL: How to Reply an Angry Message From an Angry Girl by iLegend (pix)
Let's make this short, but my fingers run faster than Osain Bolt o! Let's see how it goes.
I'll write while infusing my lifestyle into this article. So, it's about me and you.
Women act on emotions. A girl who rejects you today may be dying for you in a week later. It's all about emotional change. Their environment or current activity (be it physical or mental), affect their emotions and their emotions affect their behaviors and their behaviors influence the people around them (online or offline), either positively or negatively. Men should know this and free women, cuz they're simply the best species on earth. I don't mind equal rights, cuz mine is always 70% and all the girls in this world can share 30%
Anger is good — I love it, cuz I know how to manage mine and others. I'm a humble trouble-maker and I apologize easily (if you're a nice guy don't do this, cuz it'll be seen as a weakness). Sometimes, I don't apologize — I act as if it NEVER happened in the first place (I kill my ego) and initiate a naughty chat or a naughty play with the person. (I love touching people either offline or online — it's natural bro, but you can learn the touchin' bodi skill too). Online? You asked. Don't worry — my hands are always in their panties. They love it.
Anger is the subject and predicate of ego (that grammar no follow, but at least you know wharram sayin').
So, there are two ways of replying an angry girl and the two ways will always yield a good result if you know how to manage anger.
1: Positive Suspense (positive reply after and hour, a day, a week or a month).
2: Negative Infuriate (immediate reply with a nasty banter to trigger negative emotions which you can convert later to love).
Explanations
1: Positive Suspense (positive reply after and hour, a day, a week or a month)
When a girl sends you an angry message or replies you angrily, she's expecting an IMMEDIATE reply from you either to apologize or fire back. When you don't do that she'll be "thinking of you" throughout. She'll begin to feel bad and wished she never sent that message. She'd want to retrieve the message, but it has already been sent. She'll begin to imagine how you're feeling right now. She'll feel ignored and women hate when a man ignores them (unfortunately, they fall in love with those guys that ignore them — it's psychology. Let's not go there). Not replying a women is like rejection to her. She can't bear it. She's a girl a lot of guys are swooning over and you're the only one ignoring her.
[color=#CD1076]When everything is white, we love anything that is black, and when everything is black we love anything that is white.[/color]
Whenever I go out with my white or Asian girlfriend in their countries peoples always look at me, but Nigeria the opposite happens, they look at them. You see? Isn't uniqueness wonderful? Give people what is scarce and it'll be cherished.
Now, you've made the suspense unbearable for her. She'll either send you more angry messages to make you reply or apologizes. If she doesn't, and you feel her emotion must've changed, then you send her a funny and naughty message like "see ya head, naughty girl. I can't wait to bite your sexy lips." Or "fúck you my naughty girl — I can't wait to bite your sexy lips like Okon. What are you doing with your fingers?"
When she sees it, she'll lighten-up and starts contemplating on replying or not. At this point, her angers must've reduced or disappeared and she'd be wondering why you didn't get angry with her rude messages. Women love this kind of men. It's an emotional battle field.
2: Negative Infuriate (immediate reply with a nasty banter to trigger negative emotions which you can convert later to love).
The Negative Infuriate is crazy and it's a MUST acquire skill for...
typing... i av bn folowin al ur thread, n u no dey lyk 2finish it |
| Romance › Re: by Nonsreal(m): 11:02pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Enypie:
I want to sit too.. abeg shift. Anything to crunch while waiting? my guy has alrdy buy egg n bread we wil al eat it 2gethr |
| Romance › Re: Why Young Guys Needs Success More Than Love--true Life Experince by Nonsreal(m): 10:41pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
dannyokec:
I tried a few pranks today L  L Am really free today so i decided to catch all the fun i could
IN EVERYTHING I DID I LEARN T SOMETHING GREAT!-- SUCCESS WILL ATTRACT THINGS YOU COULD NEVER GET ORDINARILY
LOL this is what happened i watch pranks most times during the weekend when ever am not reading a book or organizing a business i just relax and try to make my self laugh with comedies, cartoons and pranks
Theirs this prank going on its called the GOLD DIGGER PRANK
In This prank a guy pretends to be poor or broke asks a girl out and when she turns him down he finally reveals his wealthy identity you can check it on you-tube GOLD DIGGER PRANK
FIRST PRANK
My range is bad so i decided to use my accord i parked it closed to the bus stop and crossed to the other side of the road i wasnt dressed to shouty just a white polo , a blue 3quater and my palm slippers i made sure i looked good facially i robed my powder very well to avoid excuse
i was waiting patient for a girl and not too long i spotted one
ME: Hello
Girl: {pretends like i wasnt talking to her}
Me: Hello Dear
Girl:Are you talking to me?
Me: yes who else? So how re you
Girl: {staring at her phone} am good
Me: This weather is too cold am really getting hungry thats by the way Am daniel whats your name
Girl: {still staring at her phone}Am OGE
Me: Hope you dont get mad you are beautiful and i would love to see you again may be when am free tomorrow
Girl:{looks me from head to toe smiles} Am sorry i would be busy
Me: Do you work on saturdays?
Girl: No i will be going out with my boy friend
ME:{smiles } But i just like you may be we could get to know each other more
Girl: sorry am not interested{staring at her phone}
Me:{smiles} can i get your number?
Girl:what for?
Me: so that we could talk later
Girl: i dont give my number to strangers
Me: But your boy friend was once a stranger to you
Girl:{shifted from where i was to another place pretending to be stop a cab} Please i am heading some where
Me: Okay then Where do you think i can get good food around here? am hungry
Girl:{kept silent}
Me: hello
Girl:please move around stop disturbing me
Me{smiled} Sorry for bothering you am not really familiar with here i just came in to supervise a shop i opened last year
Girl {still acting though}
Me: {Brought out my ipad and gave it to her } put your numbers here am coming
Girl:oga i will go with your phone oh
Me: let me just reverse my car so that i can drop you off am coming
Girl:{Suddenly became calm}
I crossed to the other side took a U turn and stopped at her position
Me: {Wined my windows down} Have you saved your number?
GIRL: SORRY LET ME DO IT NOW
Me: {took my phone from her} Where are you heading to
Girl: Oil mill Bustop
Me: Okay come in am going to eleme junction
Girl:{Enters the car} Your Ac is on am catching cold
Me:{I switched off the AC} Am sorry i embarrassed so how your boy friend?
Girl: I was just trying to scare you off i dont have any
Me{smiles} Wow that means we are good to go?
Girl:{smiles} Not really am scared of relationships for now but we could be friends
ME{smiles} okay let pick a document and then we could go out to eat
Girl: okay
Took her home she was just staring at my apartment
Girl: Is this a family house
Me: No this is my house why do you ask?
Girl: its big and who has that car which one ?
{pointed at my evoque---i love so much evoque(you fiished the battle)}
Me: Thats mine but is faulty
Girl: and this other one ?
Me>yea i lv ds, nw i tink i wil start lookin 4money n stop chasin gals around |
| Romance › Re: by Nonsreal(m): 4:08pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
izsmike:
Malam begin fry the eggs. . As I sit down dey wait for ilegend abeg shift 4me make i sitdwn |
| Romance › Re: by Nonsreal(m): 10:28pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
iLegend:
LADIES: iLegend Is Looking For A Wife
Things I want:
8. Big ass (average is ok)
7. Pointed breast
6. Red lips
5. Good in bed
4. Not more than 26
3. Bad girl, but God fearing
2. Beauty with brain
1. Heart of love and forgiveness
What do I have to offer? You ask. I only have two things to offer for now and they are great sex and security, your bf or sugar daddy can take care of the money aspect.
Hahahaha na joke I dey joke o! But there are some atoms of truth to my madness.
I'm thinking of marriage soon, but I don't want to hurt anyone. Let's just be friends or mess around if you wish. Chat me up on Whatsapp with +2347014853887.
If there's a guy you like on Nairaland lemme know via chat and I'll discreetly make it possible for you. If you tell him yourself he might start feeling like a King, so share with me.
I HAVE PRIDE AND YOU HAVE PRIDE TOO, BUT PRIDE DOES NOT PAY. HUMBLE YOURSELF AND LET'S CHAT.
I know women don't want to seem cheap, but deep down they feel bad for missing an opportunity that would've yielded a connection or a mingle. (Hide your ego and leggo).
SEND ME A "Hi iLegend, you're crazy and I hate you."
And for those guys asking when my books will be available chat me up too.
Note: I only check my Whatsapp once or twice a day. I haven't checked it for 2 days now, so don't get mad at me if I reply in a day or two.
Ladies and gentlemen you don't need to comment. Save the number and walk away!
SOME GUYS WILL BE ANGRY WITH ME FOR THIS POST AND IT'S ALLOWED. IT'S CALLED INSECURITY.
(Listening to "Mama" by Kiss Daniel)
Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.
Keep safe
— iLegend™ i always lov al d post u av postd bt i tink u jst fal ur hand wit ds post |
| Romance › Re: Teach Me How To Be A Womaniser I Want To Be by Nonsreal(m): 6:17pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
BoiledHead:
I love sex. Sex is the second most important thing in my life. I must make love at least 3 times a week and 12 times a month if I'm not exaggerating at least.
U ar a livin dead alrdy
And I don't like sex with 1 specific woman. Maximum of 3 times I would get tired of that woman and I want another fresh fish.
My problem is, how do I control multiple women? Make no mistake I have money and I spend 1/3 of it on sex! I can confidently tell you the names and location of ALL ashawo joints and clubs in Lagos.
SO now I want to be a womaniser who would have access to many women to be fvcking.
Please advise
Cc lalasticlala |
| Romance › Re: How Staring At A "Dark, Handsome Man" Almost Got Me Killed This Week. by Nonsreal(m): 11:46pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Modsenemy:
Are u gay?
Abi which kain talk b dis d tori slf tire me |
| Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Nonsreal(m): 11:08pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Dygeasy:
The Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 is in top gear now and it kicks off soon. This is the point where our different candidates get their supporters, campaign managers and teams.
Pitch your tent somewhere and make it count. Push that beautiful, confident lady to win the crown.
Ladies, take this as an opportunity to showcase your beauty, your uniqueness, creativity, and knack for success!
Vibrant Campaign Managers....Which of them beautiful ladies would you rather campaign for?!
Make your pick NOW!!!!
See you at the top 
And Please note that Nomination and Verification is still open.
VERIFIED CONTESTANTS pls tel me na who ds cmpaign don epp since una dey vote |
