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Business / Re: Flutterwave Is Y Combinator’s Most valuable African Comp, Valued At $150M by nonstan(m): 7:41am On Oct 04, 2019
telim:
A good company with good support that are ignorant of how there platforms works. After verifying my international id, company document and spoke with me on phone about my idea. They allowed me to waste my time and cash on Russian coders only to tell me my idea could not be implemented using there platform.

Anyone that knows any naija bank that allow unlimited generation of vcc legitimately via there api and support basic vcc customization should get intouch.



Try verified.ng
Romance / Re: A Message To The Man Who Breaks A Woman’s Heart by nonstan(m): 11:20pm On Sep 22, 2019
Girls just stay with you to stand on their feet, don't confuse it with love, once they are ok, film they show you there real self.
This is a fact

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Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by nonstan(m): 11:23am On Sep 10, 2019
I feel you bro, you will come out stronger, make sure you learn an IT skill on your own online, you can learn coding too and you will get a job with good pay in Lagos, Trust me.

Last thing you need right now is a girl friend that will pressure you.

Francisayo:
My life has always been going well until I lost my dad when I was in year one in university, it shocked me so hard but I still manage to graduate...

I graduated and served d nation.

I have always been an extrovert and I like places that are lively...

I have a lovely gf who is so understandable even though I'm not taking care of her as expected cos of my lack of job

I served and returned home, I have spent 9 months at home since after my service, I looked for job everywhere but no job in sight, my uncle looked for job for me but d job is too tough with little salary ( they call it sales representative but d description is of sales boy), going to work from Monday 8 am to 6 pm Saturday with 18k salary which 6k will go for transport fare in a month.

I know I won't be able to cope with it so I rejected it, but it now seems I'm becoming a burden to my family as they look at me as if I don't want to work.

A woman told me to come and be teaching in her school, jss1 and jss2 only typically a new school, the school location is typically a village, but d pressure from home is much for me and doubt
left me with no choice than to accept d offer, d pay is 25k per month... Though out of it I'll be d one to pay for rent and furnish it, house rent is #1500/month....

I traveled to d place today and I can't believe what i met, d place is a very local place and everywhere is just so quiet and boring, i have 5 students in my class.

My gf is already serving and we've not seen each other for months which is already having a bad effect on our relationship...i got home this afternoon and having deep thinking with tears in my eyes if this is how i will continue to live my life...Im 27yrs of age and seems no direction in where my life is going...

Pls, i need mature advice from mature people pls...

It's looking as if i can't survive here at all and my gf is complaining cos better things are not looking to be forthcoming soon.

I'm typing this with tears in my eyes, pls pardon d errors
Education / Re: LAUTECH Students Sign Out In Style After Their Final Exams by nonstan(m): 11:00pm On Aug 10, 2019
senatepresido:
Abeg make una help me o...

I'm currently a corp member serving in Lagos state, my PPA is a local govt. council where they don't pay and attendance is not compulsory.

please if there is anyone one here who knows any organisation where they are looking for corpers or skilled workers with monthly payment should please link me up...

please help a brother...

The way I dey find money ehn, if I see better HK I fit still join o, I don tire

Why don't you visit nairaland job section
Crime / Re: People Caught Refilling Empty Bottles Of Water For Reselling (Video) by nonstan(m): 8:11pm On Aug 03, 2019
This is wickedness, if you throw stone on the market place, know it can hit one of your own

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Celebrities / Re: Ify Okoye Twerking And Grinding On Jude Okoye In A Club (Photos) by nonstan(m): 8:46pm On Aug 01, 2019
OgbanjeProphet:
Some years ago, twerking was seen as ashawo demonstration. But now everybody wants to twerk and shake yansh. Even pastor's wives and girlfriends are not left out.

Wetin dey sweet me anytime I see people twerking be say, very soon women and girls go dey waka naked for streets, and people go dey hail them. By then there will be no need for pornhub anymore.

Nice one, you deserve some cold beer
Culture / Re: Lady Agreed Married A Dead Man (Photos) by nonstan(m): 8:00am On Jul 27, 2019
hopefulLandlord:


let me also add that we should do away with the belief that a mythical Jew who was killed by three nails in a small Israeli village aeons ago died for the misdemeanors of the citizens of a country located off the coast of west Africa.

we should do away with the nonsensical and idiotic belief that snakes and donkeys once talked and a virgin gave birth

believing a valley containing lots of dry bones that's been there for years was given flesh and blood and they all rose (where did those raised bodies go from there?) is also as stupid

Believing that some conman named Jacob got his plain skinned cattle to look at stripped trees when copulating so they can give birth to stripped cattle and it worked!

Believing something must be true because its found in a book written by ignorant goatherders who had no idea where the sun went at night is pinnacle of stupidity


All these nonsense should be thrown into the trashcan where they belong


Blasphemy
Celebrities / Re: AY Makun House And Cars: Jaywon, Others React To Mansion by nonstan(m): 7:54am On Jul 22, 2019
ebuka10box:
My brother , why this life hard like this!!!!that year for uni , people for my street dey call me engineer, doctor , lawyer. Some people sef come dey introduce dem daughters give me as guy wey get future. Na so I dey carry shoulder up dey feel fly. Oya I don graduate , serve and it's getting to three years, even groundnut or palm oil company never call me talk more of ice cream company. Before I dey wake dey carry wide hand , guy I don dey wake like say I be stick make I no spoil person market cuz how I go pay I no know. Dem don pour oil for my head sotey I no gats rub cream again , dem don turn me to natural mirror, ppl destiny dey flash for my head. Some of my peeps wey dere gp that year no reach for flashing credit , na me dey flash dem now....I don enter agent business sha , the good news is my shoe dey do the inspection for me when I no dey cuz e don know road finish.... We go dey alright las las....


Don't despise the days of little beginnings

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Literature / Re: Tales Of A Keke Napep Driver by nonstan(m): 5:38pm On Jul 21, 2019
How the hell did I read this ? I need to unread this rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Elsie Okpocha Asks Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Questions Over Busola Rape Allegation by nonstan(m): 3:16pm On Jun 29, 2019
Johnkay01:
Hmmm...

I want to ask questions too
Why did it take her so long to reveal this crime against humanity?

I heard she was even a chorister at the same church before, why was she comfortable serving God in the Church of raper?

Why now that she's having issue with COZA that she decided to spill the beans (that's if there's beans in her mouth at all)?

Something she claimed happen over 15 years ago, why now? Why not when you still worship with the Church? Why did you harbour such thing and still remain a chorister there?

I'm not just getting it at all.

As much as I hate rape I also hate false accusation.

I stand with the truth, let facts decide it in court not sentiment.

Me I feel there was sex and it was consensual, but since she is below 18 then, it's Rape
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by nonstan(m): 2:15pm On Jun 26, 2019
saleemola:
ANYBOBY FROM UNLAG THAT HAVE RECEIVE THE INVITES
Yea
Romance / Re: Best way To Handle A Heartbreak. by nonstan(m): 12:23am On May 26, 2019
IamD18:
The best way to handle heartbreak is to avoid heartbreak, and the best way to avoid heartbreak is by not letting anyone be in charge of your heart.

What do I mean? Have it in mind that LOVE does not exist in relationships of this generation, it's all about self and personal interest of both partners. Nothing more.

Be wise! You can't love and be wise at the same time, so choose wisdom over love.


I wish I saw this post earlier starting my current relationship, now am In and don't know how to come out
Romance / Re: When Was Your First Heartbreak And How Did You Handle It? by nonstan(m): 11:51pm On Jan 22, 2019
ClixMaster:
My brother, you lose. Kpekus, you no chop... U no come marry her... No be money she come give you.. so ask yasef, wetin you gain

Ndo! Be wise next time. Any gal I approach and she opens her stinking mouth to tell me that she wants no sex relationship; nkita aracha nya ike undecided


I am fully agreeing and aligning with you
Family / Re: Simple Ways To Show Courtesy by nonstan(m): 11:26am On Jan 06, 2019
SAMBARRY:
You will be in a cab and one unfortunate person will be blasting his music causing irritation to your ears when you want to have some momnt of tranquility or you will tell the driver to reduce his music,he will pretend as if he no hear

Even in church, you will be listening to sermon and one overzealous usher will be telling you not to press phone like say na him buy me the phone or na him drag me come church. Your job is to lead people to their seats or provide seats and not to be telling people what to do in church

Someone like me,I have short attention span.I easily get bored when a sermon is exceeding one hour so I need to be pressing phone so I can concentrate but as usher kept constituting a nuisance in my life,I just carry my bag leave

One of the ways of showing courtesy if you're an usher is to mind your business except when there's danger.I could as well worship God in my bedroom so what's the fuss. Not like God is a respecter of location or venue before he answers prayer so please if you're an usher,learn to have manners.as long as an adult is not misbehaving or causing a threat to anyone, it is not in your place for you to tell anyone not to press phone in church. You have no right to decide for me what I want to do because you don't know why I'm doing it

Oga stop pressing phone in church, stay your house if you must press phone. It's very wrong to be pressing phone inside church Oga

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Business / Re: How Can One Stop Betting Habit In 2019? by nonstan(m): 5:55am On Dec 28, 2018
Gboy101:
How do one stop betting habit in 2019?


PAck out of the area that has bet shop, get a job that takes your time.
You won't even remember betting especially that useless virtual game (baby)
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Explains His "Uncle Stop Touching" Line Of "Yeba" by nonstan(m): 7:23pm On Jan 13, 2018
Uncle stop touching !!

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TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi: "It Might Be A Little Unfair If I Win America's Got Talent" by nonstan(m): 1:53pm On Sep 13, 2017
sunshineV:
Then withdraw nah... Ugly oshi

You will be roasted in this thread in 5,4,3,2,1,0....let the roasting begin

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: ‘Okechukwu’ Buhari won’t abandon south-east by nonstan(m): 7:41pm On Aug 28, 2017
Caseless:
shut up. Have u removed such verses that teaches you to refer to others as infidels from the bible?

Oga what verse are u talking about ?
Infact what are u even saying ?

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Business / Re: Paystack Records N1 Billion In Monthly Transactions Value by nonstan(m): 7:33am On Jul 31, 2017
Nice one
Education / Re: See The Ridiculous Notice I Saw At FUTA This Morning (pics) by nonstan(m): 11:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
HardMirror:

Smh. it simply does not work. bad things happen to everyone. some people are just more unlucky, some are in environments or circumstances that increases the probability of misfortune.

so curses have no place in solving any practical problem

Baba if u say curses don't work go your village an annoy an elderly man intentionally, see what happens later

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Politics / Re: FFK: "Okorocha The Diaper-Wearing Governor Says Buhari Is Not On Life Support" by nonstan(m): 8:54pm On Jun 30, 2017
Nempi:
I'm from Imo state and I can attest to the fact that Rochas is a diaper wearing creature.
The only thing FFK missed out is the fact that Okorocha's diaper leaks both urine and feaces! The man is finished!

Savagery grin grin
Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Debie-Rise Dazzles In Blue At Her "Risers" Themed Party by nonstan(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2017
she is ok, i love the way she makes light issues, unlike some other white lady

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Crime / Re: Herbalist Kills Client After Collecting 400,000 From Him For Money Ritual by nonstan(m): 6:06pm On Apr 22, 2017
kunlesufyan:
So he had 400k and he wanted to do rituals, this 400k Is just what some people need to kick start their idea and one idiot had it and still wanted more.

His problem has always been from the village, spiritual laziness
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In A Catholic Church In Port-Harcourt by nonstan(m): 11:38am On Apr 22, 2017
Till we meet again, suicide aint the solution, RIP
Crime / Re: Cleaner Steals $2600 From His Boss & Was Caught. See How He Shared The Money by nonstan(m): 11:36am On Apr 22, 2017
the power of fresh punna, irresistable
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by nonstan(m): 7:40pm On Apr 17, 2017
Chai!, someone add me to Lagos WhatsApp group jare
Romance / Re: ... by nonstan(m): 10:05pm On Apr 15, 2017
Lefty500:

Bro. What is the name of the drug please. I'm also having the same issue.

Remind me tomorrow , my gf is coming so I can ask her
Politics / Re: Ikoyi Billions: Fayose Raises Questions by nonstan(m): 10:03pm On Apr 15, 2017
Aufbauh:
My joy is that the ultimate gainer in this saga is Nigeria and Nigerians irrespective of any narrative.

Whether the money belongs to an opposition member, member of the ruling party or the NIA is trying to cover up for someone is secondary to the recovery of the money.

Who will found his missing item and won't be excited and eager to take it back? Or would rather be engrossed in who stole it or where was it found.

Can't wait for the court to declare it status as permanent forfeiture.


I almost was tempted to insult you, but then again, this is easter, what in the world makes you think that the money won't be given back to the untouchable owner through the back door , if the case is to die down,if we just overlook and rejoice because of the recovered loot without going after the culprit then this anti corruption war is a farce. The owner will get a pat at the back and handed his loot back, mtchew! Some people are untouchable but one day a good leader that is fearless will come and put all the evil ones in prison
Politics / Re: Tomato Seller Claims N250m Balogun Market ‘loot’ by nonstan(m): 9:21am On Apr 15, 2017
Its almost like banks are not in support of this whistle blowing policy, why threatening junior staff
Romance / Re: ... by nonstan(m): 7:01am On Apr 15, 2017
Once had same issue with my gf, we managed it though, It took time, months, just don't always want sex, let it come when it can, try KY jelly, when u are inside, tell her dirty things, don't just bang, she needs her mood diverted, if all these dont work, just go and look for a cure for infection, she has one , enter a pharmacy and buy....i will need to ask the name again..thank me later



Premarital sex no good oo, just play safe and be ready for any consequence

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Celebrities / Re: Efe Begs His Fans For Unfollowing Them On Instagram (video) by nonstan(m): 11:28am On Apr 14, 2017
That's humility, I kind of always knew he was not the one handling his account, he is too emotional, I hope he doesn't get hurt in the future

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Celebrities / Re: Marvis, Debie-Rise, Tboss Pose With Fans In Lagos As They Arrive Nigeria (Pics) by nonstan(m): 11:01pm On Apr 11, 2017
No be all man go school jare

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