₦airaland Forum

suwailad: i dont get it, the girls at 18 and 10 were driving a HONDA CRV in Katsina? You can only find that in places like Port Harcourt. you mean almajiri girls riding honda crv, wonders

they didnt say d gals were drivin d honda crv,,d mentioned one haliru der,,i'm sure he was d one drivin,n he must b d oldest amongst dem

If he's not my bf den i'll slap him if hes nt asked me out n did dat,,bt if its my bf,,i'll smile ,,,stolen kiss is sweeter

Chai,,things dey happen oo

Spare d rod n spoil d child,,,,,,no b me talk am,na so e dey 4 bible.

Is lyk askin peter okoye to choose btw his wife n broda jude,,he shudn't b askin dis question if he loves his wife,,bt den again women r different,,bt if u knw her both in hrt den give it to her,,set up ur broda frm der,,cos God 4bid tomao sometin happens to u n she bcomes a widow,,will ur broda helpdose r d kinda questions u shud ask yaself,,,u r stuck between d devil n d deep blue sea...pray,,or bera still find some1 else n strike a deal.to avoid,,he loves her more dan me or u love him more dan me...d lord is ur strenght broda..

Is lyk askin peter okoye to choose btw his wife n broda jude,,he shudn't b askin dis question if he loves his wife,,bt den again women r different,,bt if u knw her both in hrt den give it to her,,set up ur broda frm der,,cos God 4bid tomao sometin happens to u n she bcomes a widow,,will ur broda helpdose r d kinda questions u shud ask yaself,,,u r stuck between d devil n d deep blue sea...pray,,or bera still find some1 else n strike a deal.to avoid,,he loves her more dan me or u love him more dan me

NTA=nonsense television authority,,u can't beat d sh*t,,,i hate deir background sound,,so irritating,,n deir image so dull,,dey'll never improve,,always cutting half way.

sCross: So what if your bandmaster has p.orn, it still doesn't mean everyone with a tab has p.orn.

and who says everyone does?

uboma: I'm not on FB.

ouch,,i forgot my e-mail password n d tin is formin james bond each tym i try to rectify it

uboma: Hmmm! that's quite revealing... Please respond to the PM i sent to you.

add me on fb rather,,nora ntuk jones

Its a religious n political war,,,everytin dat has a beginin also has an end,,d Lord is watching from his throne bt our sins distant him from us,,,have mercy on us oh lord,,forgive us and fight 4 us,,for u say dat vengeance is of d lord..my heart weeps

I love my president no matter wat,,i wonder y pp keep hatin him as if if dey r put in his place dey'll do bera,,,dis man is tryin,,his opposition is tryin to spoil his administration b makin him look bad ,useless n clueless,,bt der is a gud brain in dat head,,maybe if we stopped hatin for once n support him,it'll yield gud n positive result,,,,wen u hate a person n he knows u hate him d gud tins he intends doin will nt be done cos he'l tink u will hate ie too,,,,GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN IS A TRUE DEMOCRATS,,d first Nigeria has eva experienced...he has a vision he's nt clueless....long live my beloved president n my beloved country,,,,,,,,,,,,p:s waitin 4 haters to bash me.

After dem go call us dirty,,,white fowls

uboma: Where did you get your information about "more than 700 Whites working for and with Bokoharam?"...

im supposed to b sayin dis,,bt,,dose women dat escaped frm boko haram camps,,opened up to d military dat whites where der too,,not just any white like,,fulani,niger,,libya,,egypt,,bt real whites

This is bad news for south africa,,d hate increases,,hahaha (in mr bean's tone).

SHOCK7: [@Norajones]What an end,,,n he'll say he did it unda d influence of alcohol..i reject dis kind death
I feel u,how u doing?

i'm gud n u?

uboma: Sorry about your friend's loss. Please note that when i make mention of the Nigerian Military, i am only referring to those in charge and not the front line soldiers. Right from the days of the Bakassi boys, it has always been obvious that our Military are no match in terms of weaponry and fighting skills needed to combat them. And those at the helm of affairs refused to do the needful. Instead innocent men were stationed at the battle line where they end up loosing their lives, with their families left to suffer untold hardship. Since then and until now, nothing has been done to equip these soldiers with the latest fighting skills and weapons. Thank God for the criticism from the US.

dear i'll tell u one secret,,,d US wants sometin in return,,dats y d gvt n military r being adamant,,dose whites neva do anytin 4 free or cos dey care,,,don't worry soon d lite will shine n wats bin hidden in d dark will cum out..just kip prayin 4 Nigeria,,did u kw dat more dan 700 whites r working with n for boko haram?it's a political/religious war

FrancisTony: I like this babe but she's too small.

small for age abi size?lol

uboma: The Nigeria Military is now living up to their responsibilities just after the US had exposed their inefficiency in combating terrorism in the country. Let's have more criticisms from the US and other countries, who knows, our FG and the NM might wake up from their slumber.

and who told u dey neva knew wat to do?u tink dey r fools,,everythin in d military is order,,if ur superior does nt order u,,u cannot do anything even if ur enemy's knife is in ur neck,,,,i remember some soldiers usin deir knees to crawl 400 meters to d bobko haram camps n dey saw day dey were livin a normal life,,dey say d gals too,,deir wives n children,,dey were just waitin 4 d commander to say attack,,bt he said too many innocent civilians,,retrieve....pls applaud dem,,dey r tryin n not happy abt d situation,,my dad is a military man too,,n my frnd just lost her dad by boko haram,,last week,,n deir mom had died years ago...d soldiers r trying,,puttin deir lives on d line 4 u n me.

Marriage is a different ball game,,D ellaborateness of ur wedding does not guarantee ur success in marriage..wen ppl say dey r preparing 4 marriage,actually wat dey r preparing 4 is wedding.

Must d blacks always bow to d whites??gradually its happening

sCross: Oh really ??!! So i guess you've gone through most tablets to make such an assumption.

yea swthrt,,n can i tell u a seceret? even in my bandmasters fone..judgement will really start n d church

Bera cos dose ipads r filled wif porn movies/pictures,,n vulgarity...a welcome development though it doesn't stop anything sha

What an end,,,n he'll say he did it unda d influence of alcohol..i reject dis kind death

shizzle11: honestly they both look like lesbo to me, abi na only me waka come??

i follow u waka cum oo

Not intimidated,,,just one question,,can she fit born?

Danjuma,u no sabi d road to sambisa forest?why jona go lead u go der?him be moses?dar is God ooo

plainmirror: Is that a sentence or an exclamation

it depends on how u see it,,,im sure u bunked dose classes

plainmirror: U will not fall frm d top like
SPAIN,
Ur enemies will suffer
humiliation like BRAZIL,
Ur haterz will misbehave like
SUAREZ, U will neva be misled when close to
ur glory like BELGIUM,
U will be gettin goals like
GERMANY when ur enemies are
gettin confused like BRAZIL,
U wouldn't be ashamed of showing face @ d
place of ur
glory like ESSIEN,
Ur enemy will be impotent like
PORTUGAL,
D goliath dat doesn't want
2give way 2 you will fall like SPAIN fell to
CHILE, Ur efforts wont be as futile as
AUSTRALIA's against HOLLAND,
U will be favored and uplifted
like JAMES RODRIGUEZ,
U will be a world class achiever like THOMAZ
MULLER nd a
record breaking personality
like MIROSLAV KLOSE...you will be given what
you
dont deserve like MESSI..
So shall it be unto u,can i
hear a thunderous Amen...

oh no man

I think their ransome will be d trophy won @ d world cup,,,ohh noooo fever abi fifa will blame FG for dis.

And none in africa?

Ashantiking: Trust me no Ghanaian will renounce their nationality for Nigeria, not when u your president is even more useless than our president and you can't be any more clueless than the Ghanaian president.

then what are u doin on Nairaland on,,dis is nt cd's land,,,naija shit for plate,south africa chop d shit,,ghana leak d plate,,,keep hatin,,it'll take una nowhere