₦airaland Forum

Physicist:
Two of Buhari daughters.

so make we begin cry?don't get hw this will rescue buhari from the massive failure that awaits him in Feb?

olabukola:
It looks like the Eyi or whatever is not even happy. His face is not that welcoming, I guess that is ibo people face generally.

your a son of a whim..bas tard of no origin

The guy most be under her spell to even seek for advice for something as unthinkable as this and he cud even kill his Mother to pacify the witch..the guy they inside bottle.sorry for or friend

Reading all your narrations of ur horrific experiences of losing a loved one has really sobered me up.i hve nt really lost a loved one per say,yes,i lost my maternal grandma buh we weren't so close,so i wasn't pained.i ve really felt ur pains from ur lines and i jux want to let y'all knw dat u will be joined wt ur lost ones on d resurrection morning.talk abt Dem as often as u can to preserve their memories..may their souls all rest in peace.. :

Ok

Certificate or no Certificate GMB is bound to be floored at the polls cum Feb 14;!;

This dude should be thought how to go to bed properly!!!

tosyne2much:
Check this out

Honestly btwn ds two adults i no knw who fo olish pass ..merry Christmas pple

xtanburg:
This news is not true, Please..... GMB is yet to choose his running mate... rumor mongers

Just because GMB and Ameachi were having lunch together at the Intercontinental Hotel, hasnt depict the fact that he has been chosen as his running mate.

are u a Colombian??..u jux wrote ur English lyk1,correct urself abeg!!!

APC=Association of Petty Criminals!!!

Madman..u no jux get work!!

MrCork:
....very ugly tin....but serrrrrioously..don't u people hav light skin females in that Nigeria?

....she looook like man (no oofeencse)

and i bet ur in France,ryt?..iguana!!!

Abians should curse the day this abominable creature was brought into this world!!..

nwanna89:
[size=13pt]ACCREDITATION HAS NOT EVEN STARTED. AM ON GROUND IN OWERRI. OP NA EWU.
STOP DECEIVING PEOPLE [/size]

..please confirm this story?

So after the billions ararume spent on bribing party delegates he still lost out..wonders shall never end!!!

KingSolomonI:
How can one wake up dead?

going by ur moniker u shud knw the ansa to DAT already.abi ur own kingsolomon na d clueless one?

holyboss:
Well, I don sleep in church I browse nairaland sexuality section in church

am sorry to be the one to break Ds to u...ur doomed!!!

So this is now virile..had the same kinda call sometime last year.the guy claimed also that he was a frsc official&DAT a female I knw was involved in a ghastly accident along the lagos/benin expressway.i became scared Cs the only sister I have is a chronic traveler,she knws HW to move around the country.so I jux told d guy I was gonna call him back.i tried calling my sis buh cudnt reach her DAT was when I became really perturbed.i called my mum&she confirmed my sis was with her&safe.i den proceeded to call my gf who was in lag@d tym buh u knw gals and their love for adventures,I still had to confirm she was ok.i dint call the guy back,I narrated wat transpired to my mum&she called the guy herself posing as a senior official of the frsc..she told him "as am talking to u we are tracking this call&will pick u up for impersonation and fraud"cum hear as the guy the beg saying it was the work of the devil&HW he won't attempt such again..

tobounty:
this just shows that your parents are pure hardcore baboons and your fellow animals that liked your animalistic comment ;...say these prayers after me; "O lord I understand that am cursed pls remove it from me and my family head.

it is u&ur generations unborn that ur lives are an advert for generational curses..iguana

kaycid77:
Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut

In Gordon's voice ...na joke I dey joke oo

classic..lmao

killercute16:
This girl is kind of a cheerful giver oh.

yea i have also benefited from her yanshfulness

They need to know..mere admonitions wont suffice.cbn shud find a better way to curtail this mad target drive imposed on poor marketers like myself o!!!

Dalyricz:
Na wa oh BTW,How will they just take a Boy to
Primary school one day to resume
a new session wit them. Just his
2nd day in class they made
him the Assistant Class Monitor,
2weeks later, the Monitor died and
they made him the monitor.This same boy
got to
Secondary
school and in their SS3, he was
made the Deputy Senior Prefect
3weeks later the Senior Prefect fell
sick and died.He got to the University and
they
made him the Assistant class
Governor, the Class Governor just
slept one day and he didn't wake up
again and he was made the Class
Governor.
In their Final year, they made him
Vice president of the
Department; during a Riot in
school, they killed the President
and they made this Boy the
President of Zoology Department.
He graduated and started a
Lecturing Job, there he was still
made a leader.
he later ventured into Politics and
he became the Deputy Governor
of his state, but God save that
Governor,he didn't die, they
remove him and this man became
the Governor.
Later on, Baba Iyabo call him to become Vice
President,
2
Years later, the President Died, and
this Man became the President of
the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Now, ECOWAS say they want to make
him the Vice chairman of ECOWAS buh
Chairman of
ECOWAS
said Noo that they should made
him the Chairman at once, that he's not
ready to
die.
Please, What's the name of the MAN

ur fada!!!

Horus:
I am not into politic so just Kiss my F***ing A** , and please change your name from Norstrademus to Norstrademon

Homo Horus won't give u dat satisfaction..fag0t

Where is the porridge abeg??

Horus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcc5fnx08R0

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by Princess Marian Awolowo

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Dear Nigerians,

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We believe it is your fundamental right as good citizens, amiable and loving Nigerians to know the truth about the 21st century hidden genocide that is been committed by President Jonathan's regime, as this will set all of us free from future preventable retaliations, replications, or any other foreseeable disasters that we may confront if we failed to stop this barbaric behavior, apparently instigated, initiated, managed and conducted by those we trusted with our lives-The Nigerian Military Forces under President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.

shut d f'u APC mongrel..u forget so soon HW ur APC champion of terror GMB promised to make GEJ Nigeria ungovernable jux because he lost out in d last presidential elections&guess wat he actually kept his promise and dats y'all apc charlatans think u have dirt on GEJ.buhari&thugs lyk urself are the real perpetrators behind all the mayhem we facing in the north and come 2015 y'all will hide ur faces in shame

codedflowz:
Boy boy boy

Back then I played Sega like my life depended on it
Mortal Kombat: used to pick this guy "Noob saibot"..used him to flog my friends then

Played Sunset riders too

And how can I forget international superstar soccer deluxe: "Reshoot, good header, goaall...lol"

noob saibot teleporting technique;down+up

Sile12:
7. Nintendo 64(Catridges).
Released- 1996
Games;

Ultimate Mortal Kombat
Street Fighter
Donkey Kong (Adventure)
Super Mario world(Adventure)
Mario Cart(Race)
soocer.

those days wen we had a Sega and whenever my mum took us visiting her friend whose kids owned a nintendo64 e go b us like say mke we die ontop the game..Childhood sha!!!

"Selfie no mean say u Selfish"!!!!

lukuluku101:
Hmmmmm...this one is strongggg! The prophet says "congratulations, you've fvcked your way into the coven of h'orny witches. She dey watch as others dey freestyle ontop u ni"

Lol