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Celebrities / Re: Gentle Jack With His Wife And Son. (photos) by notinmege: 2:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
eduson33: beautiful family.

his wife is so much made of meat-pie.
round like a subtle sausage under the ovum of a professional baker.
&
mr.Jakc is looking so pumped like the tires of a cargo airplane manhandled by the volcanizer.

you guys are looking solid like an atom under a chemical semination.

nice pictures

Na waaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooo!
Which one you dey, sef?
Autos / Re: 650K, Urgent Sale Ford E350 Very Neat, 2000 Model..TOKS !!! by notinmege: 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2013
Gone!
Travel / Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by notinmege: 3:36pm On Oct 17, 2013
Black skin will never stop disgracing themselves everywhere, why?
Repent for the kingdom of black races is at hand, lol!
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by notinmege: 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2013
Hei!
Umu nwoke kwenu, hue!
The best way is to keep a healthy lad steady for it.
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Politics / Re: Tinubu - Jonathan Better-off In Nollywood Than In Aso Rock by notinmege: 2:11pm On Oct 16, 2013
"TIN-UBU better off in TIN-CAN than in state matters"
Family / Re: Why Women Should Be Financially Independent. by notinmege: 2:02pm On Oct 16, 2013
NL Women Empowerment Initiative, good one.
Politics / Re: My Encounter With An Armed Robber This Afternoon by notinmege: 10:44am On Oct 16, 2013
You would have seen yourself in a more valid planet than our's, i guess.
Thanking God for your dear life. Please stop patronizing those lonely places.
Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by notinmege: 10:37am On Oct 16, 2013
Chei, tori don bajee.

The goat of an uncle has eaten the uncle's okro cry
Career / Re: How To Deal With A Job You Dont Like. by notinmege: 10:21am On Oct 16, 2013
axion: As I don enter first page on frontpage article I don blow, na me be dis? angry


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Politics / Re: My Encounter With An Armed Robber This Afternoon by notinmege: 10:05am On Oct 16, 2013
GeneralShepherd: So you applied common sense, why didn't you bind the power behind d bullet?

Na your obituary for dey front page


cool cool cool cool cool He would have seen himself in a more valid planet than our's.
TV/Movies / Re: Are Reality TV Shows/Competitions Of Any Benefit To Us? by notinmege: 9:59am On Oct 16, 2013
Some of them really(in reality) teach us how to boldly be unclad with a man in a bath before a worldwide camera, lol!

ReAlIty indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fashion / Re: Corporate Portraits Of White Women With Black Hairstyles.. by notinmege: 9:38am On Oct 16, 2013
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Please pardon me, but some look like foul that just came out from pool

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Business / Re: Sanusi Bags 2013 Central Bank Governor Award For Sub-saharan Africa by notinmege: 4:50pm On Oct 15, 2013
Nonesence!
Boko Haram
Autos / Re: Bid For My Mercedes Benz 190e by notinmege: 11:15am On Oct 12, 2013
126 if sound as u said
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by notinmege: 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2013
I like my flat tummy
Celebrities / Re: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by notinmege: 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2013
Virgin Finder: This is not fair to the men of God! angry

The men of God should be exempted from this tax.

But for churches, Nigeria would have imploded.

Y'all would never understand.

Thank God for the church especially the true churches.



These Pastors should be paying double in order to reap their dividend of "Easy flying to Heaven(rapture) while leaving thieir congregation behind" tongue
Celebrities / Re: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by notinmege: 12:37pm On Oct 09, 2013
pure123: if una like make una para from now till eternity, nothing go stop them from doing what 'they like doing best'. wetin surprise me pass naa how a man of God go get 4PJ. FG don get place to rake ASSU money. Only God knws his own pple. PJ when pple can not afford 2square meals. SMH 4 d church members cos naa dem go carry the burden....money 4 G.O PJ Park #target increased#. let somebody shout Hallelluya

Hallelluya, Hallelluya, Hallelluya, Hallelluya, Hallelluya, Hallelluya,Hallelluya, Hallelluya kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities / Re: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by notinmege: 12:32pm On Oct 09, 2013
After all these, where will d money go?
Nigeria my Nigeria! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Oyedepo, Dangote, Adenuga To Pay N400m Luxury Tax On Private Jets by notinmege: 12:31pm On Oct 09, 2013
Infomizer: Let everybody shout 'HALLELUYAH' *in Adeboye's voice*.

*continues*
By this time next year, somebody in this congregation will pay luxury tax. If you are the one, shout HALLELUYAH! wink

It's like u need Paracetamol ooo! grin
HALLELUYAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! grin
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Politics / Re: 24/7 Power Supply In Port-Harcourt by notinmege: 4:28pm On Oct 08, 2013
Please which PH is that?
When we are crying in our side that they are punishing us.
Where exactly do you stay?
Romance / Re: How Can My Sister Marry A Security Man? Tufia! by notinmege: 2:47pm On Oct 08, 2013
Gudintent: So from the Facebook picture there was no signboard on his head stating he was a security man at the bank? undecided

Right! true love is unconditional, a security man today could head his own security firm 2moro, don't rule out this love because you think the man has nothing to offer or he is beneath your sister.

He works and earn an honest salary. If as you say your sister has bn maltreated in a previous relationship rather than being negative about this r/ship why don't you just be happy she is happy.

Being with a Banker does not equate to happiness for her, right now she seems happy cept she tells you otherwise.

Let it be.

Good talk, bros.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Fears About Marriage ? by notinmege: 2:31pm On Oct 08, 2013
k2039: My only fear is that I may cheat on my wife and have kids outside of wedlock.

May God Almighty pour his grace upon you, strengthens you and bless you with a peaceful marriage simply because of your truthfulness, Amen!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bank Error Makes A US Man The World First Ever Trillionaire by notinmege: 2:26pm On Oct 08, 2013
Eneze1:

Berem, Berem, Berem how many times did I call you? you like money too much kai grin

Don;t mind him(Berem). He is just praying to "god of error"
Foreign Affairs / Re: Bank Error Makes A US Man The World First Ever Trillionaire by notinmege: 2:24pm On Oct 08, 2013
benkings: God i need this kinda error in my life....IJN amen. grin

Funny you, which God are u people calling upon?
"The god of Error", i think?
Autos / Re: 2002 Toyota Rav2 (naija Used) by notinmege: 1:53pm On Oct 04, 2013
Please where is the car?
Politics / Re: Nizamiye Hospital Opens In Abuja(pictures) by notinmege: 11:38am On Oct 04, 2013
Good one.

Any solid maintenance culture to judiciously back it up?
Travel / Re: Traveling To Cotonou by notinmege: 11:31am On Sep 21, 2013
Please can any one tell me little about the place.
Thank you.
Travel / Traveling To Cotonou by notinmege: 1:39pm On Sep 18, 2013
Dear N/Landers, please your advise will be highly appreciated
as i plan to embark on a short journey to Cotonou very soon.

Thank you.
Religion / Re: Catholic Priests May Be Allowed To Marry Amid Papal Changes by notinmege: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: The old reverend fathers that died without getting married would be turning in their graves right now.


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Romance / Re: Why Every Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Man by notinmege: 10:26am On Sep 13, 2013
Afam4eva:
That's if there husbands are very well to do. Some women actually want a white collar job where they will be going to work everyday. If i'm a woman, i will just see down jeje and allow my husband spend money on me. I no kuku like work before. I just do it cos i'm a man.

I hope, u're not d lazy type (House-husband)

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