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Family / Re: A Lady Has Cried Out That She Can't Get A Man Because Of Her Nose by NotKnown: 2:06pm On Sep 16, 2023
Chai I feel for her.

One fact is that guys who have nose like hers have fat d1ck.

Similarly, ladies who have big nose like her have corresponding pvssy. Either it's too wide, too deep, extra tight, fat pvssy (labia) or always very wet and can squirt.

What I stated above is a fact.

Take it to the bank.

Make she no worry, her own husband or bf will come.

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Religion / Re: Authur Blessitt Broke Guinness Record While Carrying A Cross Around The World by NotKnown: 10:43am On Aug 20, 2023
The cross has been turned away from being left overnight at more than half the churches requested, but has never been turned away from spending the night at a bar or nightclub in 55 years around the world

This part caught my attention and should worry any Christian

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Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by NotKnown: 6:19pm On Aug 15, 2023
With the way people are supporting the military, trust me if anything like coouup should happen today, people will support the military.

Judiciary should do the right thing

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Career / Re: Experience Of A 17 Year Old Boy Cleaning A Female Toilet by NotKnown: 3:42pm On Aug 08, 2023
Who delegated a male to wash a female toilet?

Let's start by punishing the supervisor.

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Politics / Re: PBAT To Double Nigeria’s Crude Oil, Raise $17.4 Bn By Sell Down NNPPC Assets by NotKnown: 2:59pm On Jun 11, 2023
Lol. One of the main aims why they gunned for the presidency. Nigeria about to be Lagos 2.0

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Nairaland / General / See What This Rat Glue Trap Caught. by NotKnown: 10:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
Saw this on Facebook and thought to share it. Be careful out there guys. Be very careful especially during this rainy season.


So a friend of mine has been recently disturbed by rodents and she decided to use that rat glue to get rid of them.

She placed the rat glue just behind her door at night with hopes of trapping them.

Aunty woke up around 3am just to see if any have been caught and to her greatest surprise she caught this

Try fumigate your house time to time

Me like this fit faint on seeing this, lord knows


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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Lays Hands On Rev Esther Ajayi, Prays For Her (Photos) by NotKnown: 8:28am On Mar 30, 2023
ekorian:


And they are both from d same town.

You tried to send me a dm. I replied the email Nairaland sent but it bounced back.

Here's the message I got


Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message to the following address.

<ek***an@icqmail.com>:
550: Message was not accepted -- invalid mailbox. Local mailbox ek**, an@icqmail.com is unavailable: user not found


I used asterisk to cover some letters for privacy.

How do I reach you?

Cheers
Politics / Re: Interim Government: Nigerians Won’t Be Intimidated Into Submission - LP by NotKnown: 7:52am On Mar 30, 2023
First of all, is that really the true DSS twitter handle?

What if someone is at the background catching cruise with Nigerians?

I think their spokesperson needs to come on air to confirm its their twitter handle

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Sports / Re: Continued Corruption: Barcelona Charged Over Payments To Former Referees Chief by NotKnown: 9:51pm On Mar 10, 2023
E be like say Barca problems no de finish o

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Crime / Re: Joy Jeff, Nigerian ‘Most wanted’ Prostitution Ring Leader, Extradited To Italy by NotKnown: 5:34pm On Mar 09, 2023
She was busy forming queen mother for them. Threatening them. Sometimes they use voodoo to threaten them.

Most of these girls later find it difficult to marry or even give birth to children of their own later in life.

Most likely she go get better connection for police. She didn't know her time will come.

But I keep wondering. Has Nigeria ever requested for other nationals (of some of these countries that extradite our people to their place) to be extradited to Nigeria for prosecution?

Abi our own is just to give out without taking?

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Romance / Re: Man Catches Wife Having Sex In Matrimonial Home With Relation by NotKnown: 10:01am On Mar 07, 2023
But he say he no wan marry again na. Can they still force him to stay with a woman he doesn't want to marry?

I mean even after the allegation of infidelity.

To me, when a spouse says he/she doesn't want to marry again, free the person to go.

If you say no and force them to still be as husband and wife, that's more like prison.

If the court refuses to dissolve the marriage and the man finds another apartment and refuses to give money to the wife, will the court punish him for that?

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Business / Re: How Are POS Operators Coping With The Current Cash Crunch? by NotKnown: 5:23pm On Feb 23, 2023
Wicked people.

Before now we used to pity them as they charge N100 for N5000 and N200 for N1000

Now we have seen their true colors. Very heartless Nigerians. Can you imagine that at under bridge Ikeja, they were charging N7000 for N2000. That is they charge you N2700 and give you N2000

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Politics / Re: Buhari Says Old ₦‎200 Note Will Remain Legal Tender Till April 10 by NotKnown: 8:10am On Feb 16, 2023
Detola5000:


This is Peter, He can work anywhere remotely and charge all his devices with his powerstation.

Peter is smart, he doesn't need to worry about fuel scarcity and long queues.

Be like Peter.

Call or whatsapp for enquiries


How much?

I have phobia for contacting people privately if they can't answer basic things in public

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Romance / Re: Lady Threatens Ex-lover Who Married Someone Else After She Sponsored Him Abroad by NotKnown: 10:30am On Feb 14, 2023
The woman's biological clock don pass na. They Don carry her over 2.5.

She should move on.. I would have said he married the person for papers. But as I come see say na naija wedding, I know say this one pass wedding for papers.

She should take heart.

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Politics / Re: Lucky Irabor: No Person Or Group Can Stop 2023 Elections In The South-East by NotKnown: 7:12am On Feb 14, 2023
Also no cornified urchin can stop people from voting in Southwestern states

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Travel / Re: LASG Launches Final Beam On Igbo-Elerin Flyover On Badagry Expressway by NotKnown: 7:04am On Feb 14, 2023
Glory stealing
Politics / Re: Dispute Over Old Naira Validity Pitches APC Govs Against FG by NotKnown: 2:48pm On Feb 09, 2023
Selfish APC governors. They never complained about ASUU strike and end sars And palliatives. Na this one una de complain about abi

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Business / Re: Bank Staff Escape Angry Customers By Using The Back Fence To Exit Bank by NotKnown: 9:18am On Feb 07, 2023
They brought it on themselves. Or rather I'll say their bosses brought it upon them.

They were selling the notes to the highest bidders. What did you expect?

If they were judiciously dispensing the little they were getting from CBN, the pressure won't be like this. But greed won't let them act well. No see how they're scaling fence like thieves

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Health / Re: Infectious Malaria Sporozoites Produced Without Mosquitoes by NotKnown: 8:41pm On Feb 06, 2023
They have come with another one again o

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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Seen Inside A Toilet (WC) In Ekpoma, Edo State (pics/video) by NotKnown: 8:35am On Feb 06, 2023
Na member of the family be that o

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Family / Re: Why Is It That After Marriage Couples No Longer Find Themselves Attractive? by NotKnown: 7:50am On Feb 02, 2023
There's no campaign after election. If you know, you know.

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Politics / Re: All Adamawa Labour Party Candidates Boycott Obi's Rally by NotKnown: 6:29pm On Jan 31, 2023
They never had the interest of PO at heart. They want the position using labour party, however they want Atiku to be the president.

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Autos / Re: Ad Renewed by NotKnown: 2:13pm On Jan 31, 2023
MorrisonAutos:
Available.

Does the car have any faults?

It's good for the intending customer to know. I might have an interested person.
Autos / Re: Distress Sale Foreign Used 2004 Corolla by NotKnown: 2:08pm On Jan 31, 2023
This is not distress sale. This is normal sale na grin

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Autos / Re: Very Clean Mercedes Benz E350, 2011 Upgraded To 2015 by NotKnown: 2:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
See trap.

When someone then shows interest then you now tell the person the real price.
Autos / Re: Well Used And Cheap 2008 Toyota Rav4 2.5m SOLD OUT by NotKnown: 9:21pm On Jan 30, 2023
Ombudsman1:
BACK TAG READS "V4" ENGINE TOP COVER INDICATES A "V6 ENGINE" HOWFAR YOU

Let's wait and hear his excuse.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Refers To Atiku As 'Former Senate President' (Video) by NotKnown: 7:58pm On Jan 30, 2023
Not surprised. Its a normal thing for him to do.

To some people, that's the best thing to happen to humanity. Yet they can let some one like that be the manager of their company, if they when have or will ever have one. Smh.

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Travel / Re: Peace Mass Transit Limited: What It Takes To Get To The Top - Samuel Onyishi by NotKnown: 3:50pm On Jan 29, 2023
PMT the moving coffin has sent many people to their early graves.

Well, kudos to him for letting him make profit

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Politics / Re: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by NotKnown: 8:45am On Jan 29, 2023
There are things the redesign will do.
Like the OP stated, corrupt people will be forced to bring out their looted funds or it will be rendered useless.

For those who think they will still get a hold of the new cash and store them, well one bad news for them again is that this new note is not as durable as the old note. They won't last long while hidden somewhere.

I think what will happen is that the govt will extend it by 1 or 2 weeks. But make sure it is fully effective by election period so those who stashed money to buy votes will be rendered useless.

Then when that is done, some months later, the new government or CBN will come up with one story and say we can use both notes simultaneously just like we used the redesigned N100 notes some years ago. Then they gradually and systematically retrieve the notes back.

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Politics / Re: Currency Swap: Gbajabiamila Threatens Warrant Of Arrest Against Emefiele by NotKnown: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2023
Tinubu from a town hall different from Bulabula has sent this one to bark.

Imagine lizard trying to flex muscle.

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TV/Movies / Re: Dark October: Parents Of Slain ALUU-4 Urge Linda Ikeji, Netflix To Retract Movie by NotKnown: 7:20am On Jan 26, 2023
Did they mention your children's names there?

Is it your money used to produce it?


If they change the names if the characters without mentioning your names and their names, I don't think you can stop them.

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