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Didn't work for me. It got the digits of my number correctly but failed my age.

obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. Sex?? That amount over sex makes an improper fraction..

Then i will make the quantity equal to the amount

bibijay123:
is her company alone not enoff?

Who company done help?

Na u akpako by Terry G

I hope you don't trust him with ur girlfriend

obiorathesubtle:
do you realise what the female in the story is??

You should also realise that I'm trying to pay for the services that she must eventually render.

obiorathesubtle:
but there's no ATM across the street..

Then go to the atm at the next street

I don't forgive cheating partners

Vooom is better than statement

Eroticangelina, come let's try the 1st position please......

bibijay123:
is her company alone not enoff?

Who company don help?
So you expect me to travel so far just for company?

adaigbo99:
Pls keep quiet if u don't hav anytin nice to say. I ve fumigated my house. I ll be fine, your opinion doesn't matter again

That one concern u.......anyway,just add me to that songles whatsapp grp.

Justdulla:
you all above are terrible beings... someone is seeking an urgent advice and you all are joking about it.... dear lemme give u an info about scorpions.. they usually move around in pairs so search ur room thoroughly if theres any other. Also sniper is enough to cleanse the room off scorpions...before you sleep tonight make sure u wrap ur body with duvet so even if one sneaks up on you tonight, it cant get to sting u... Also put the light on if there is any and chill dont be scared..its a scorpion not a lion....

Terrible being we are abi? Mr nice guy.....

adaigbo99:
thank u very much. I'm realy scared.. It's terrible because I live alone, nobody to console me.. i'll sleep in my sitting room this night. Will surely fumigate d whole house tomoro. Thanks

Scared of a mere scorpion? What if it was a snake nko?

How are we to help you when you've already killed the scorpion?

Dear Romancelanders

I work with an oraganisation in which i interact with a lot of people both males and females everyday but i developed a habit which i can't help the situation. Recently, I've become addicted to staring at ladies' backsides. I've become so used to it that i even go as far as comparing the sizes, i even do that on the road and even in church.
I just can help drooling at massives behinds anytime i see one, especially leggings clad booties. I just hope i don't get embarrassed if I'm caught staring.

But why will a babe invite me to come see her, making me travel a long distance to meet her, just for us to sit and look at ourselves? Not even small kissing?

Na thunder go fire her

dollyjoy:
but if you cheat,you will plead for forgiveness and a second chance right ?

Cheating means you actually don't want the relationship. That's how i see it.

Looking at that person alone will always prompt me to remember what she did or what i did. So its better we part ways instead of living like that.

There are many things i can forgive.

But i can't forgive cheating in a relationship not to talk of forgeting it.

Keepinhope:
I am in love with this guy I want to marry him.
He has a child with this girl and he cheated on me with her she is pregnant for him now. So now it means they will have 2 kids together.
He says he doesn't want to marry her, he wants to marry me.
But she stills loves him.
I am confused
I am sure she did it on purpose and If I leave she wins. And I really love this guy.
I don't know he keeps her in his life and he lieks to talk to her on the phone and still sleeps with her yet he says he doesn't want to marry her.

Na wa o, are you under the control of some sort of juju?
How can you still love him?

This should be for one of these carnivals na. No sane person will dress like this naturally

its simple.

stop her from coming to your house if her purpose is to ruin your family

period!

Cutehector? Is that you?

Sometimes, its not just all about sex

JeffreyJamez:
Stupid imagination from a sick mind

What's ur problem man. This is just for fun

Imagine this, supposing you're a siamese twin and your brother attached to your shoulder is gay and you're not. He has a date coming over tonight and you both have only one ass.

jashar:
Respect trumps Money.

SweetieConstie:
LMAO!!!



This is synonymous with being between the devil and the deep blue sea!

When $2m is involved?

Hmm......

If you don't do it, the mama go call you fool by herself

Having sex with a girl on her period? That's nasty mehn!

Dear Op,

You beta moved to kirikiru prison cos you are no beta than the inmates there.