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My brother u want to marry a deranged lady?

sinaj:
I no de craze na

Soliloquy is no being crazy na

Didn't u knw aby this before marrying her?

Hehehehe
Just imagine this nigga....
How u wan make dem come de make profit na?

kilokeys:
I dey wait to see pic of Ryan gosling

Lwkmd

It's good to be spiritual but i think she's got the whole thing mixed up.

What church does she attend again?

10 million dollars cash pls

it can fix any mistake

STFUareyouGod:
so you using my c.um for make up?

Please is this person normal?

Children everwhere

Slotgene:
She sees nothing wrong with another guy paying her bills while am with her....and I told her I won't take that cos I feel it's humiliating and embarrassing as well.
Nairalander's what's ur take on this?

As far as u de chop the punna while another pays the bill

How's that a bad thing?

Obinovictor:
Ignore her. You can't keep a friend forever. Except you want her to come and scatter your relationship.

This guy just said it all

He was asked to resign by the bank which he did. So that technically means he resigned.
So how did his interviewers know that he was asked to resign from the bank?

prettythicksme:
Wetin u self find go backyard? bail her out aproko manager

Na ur backyard? No be him own?

Nicolas Cage as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings

In a recent interview, Cage revealed that he was offered a lead role in Lord of the Rings, but he ended up turning it down. So which Nicolas Cage Lord of the Rings pairing almost happened? Cage revealed that he was offered the role of Aragorn, the part that ended up being played spectacularly by Viggo Mortensen in Peter Jackson’s film trilogy. So why didn’t he take the role? Cage explains: “There were different things going on in my life at the time that precluded me from being able to travel and be away from home for three years. “
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Hugh Jackman as James Bond in Casino Royale
Most actors would give anything to play James Bond, but not Hugh Jackman. He declined to be considered for taking the part of 007 around the time of the first X-Men. Later, the actor told the Hollywood Reporter that he had turned down the role out of fear he would get typecast and that it would limit his opportunities in the future. Of course, he ended up taking the iconic role of Wolverine, as well as several other genre-spanning roles, including his Oscar-nominated turn in Les Miserables.
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John Travolta as Forrest Gump
Though it might seem unimaginable in retrospect, John Travolta was actually the first choice for the titular character of “Forrest Gump” – not Tom Hanks!
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Mel Gibson as Maximus Decimus Meridius
Mel Gibson’s portrayal of William Wallace in “Braveheart” makes the decision to offer him the lead role in “Gladiator” understandable.

As we all know, the role of Maximus Decimus Meridius went instead to Russell Crowe.
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Sean Connery as Gandalf

“Lord of the Rings” producers tried to lure Sean Connery to the role of Gandalf, but he did not understand the role.
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Nicolas Cage as Shrek

Though it is hard to imagine anyone but Mike Myers voicing the central character of the “Shrek” franchise, Nicolas Cage turned the role down because he didn’t want to voice an ugly character.
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The husband of Moira Smith, a brave Irish American cop who died while repeatedly running back into the World Trade Tower Two to help those inside on 9/11, has returned her Glamour magazine’s Woman of the Year award after Caitlyn Jenner received the same award earlier this month.
James Smith, also an NYPD officer, said when he heard the “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and “I Am Cait” star had won the award he yanked his wife’s off the shelve and FedExed it back to the magazine.

Moira had been honored with the Glamour magazine award in 2011 posthumously.

In a scathing open letter to Glamour, James wrote “I was shocked and saddened to learn that Glamour has just named Bruce Jenner ‘Woman of the Year.’”

“Was there no woman in America, or the rest of the world, more deserving than this man?” Smith wrote. “At a time when we have women in the armed forces fighting and dying for our country, heroic doctors fighting deadly diseases, women police and firefighters putting their lives on the line for total strangers, brave women overcoming life threatening diseases . . . the list of possibilities goes on . . . is this the best you could do?”

Jenner (66) was presented with the award at Carnegie Hall last week. Among other honorees were Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon, tennis star Billie Jean King and former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham.

Caitlyn Marie Jenner (nee William Bruce Jenner) is a former US gold Olympian and returned to the limelight appearing on E!'s reality television program “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” She is currently starring in the reality show “I Am Cait,” which focuses on her gender transition.

A spokesperson for Glamour magazine said “We were proud to honor his wife . . . in 2001, and we stand by our decision to honor Caitlyn Jenner.

“Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards recognize women with a variety of backgrounds and experiences.”

Jayjay0:
Anyone with big boobs and ass

Your head de dia

So the wolves have started hunting for prey in the church? Hmmmm

Cutehector:
come okey mind urself.. Yhu think say i no sabi u abi.... U see ur life

U no sabi me at all

She played with fire and now she has been burnt by it.
Your own turn de come.

Imagine meeting a girl with hips this weird?

Cutehector:
that moment when jesus tells the op to weep for himself and his children and children's children...

This is jst lame

Does it matter if she's a virgin or not.

You've had ur share of the pie

So stop asking foolish questions jor

unibenstudent1:
ok,but i will do that in two years time

Then we'll answer you wen you're ready

propose to her 1st

pretydiva:
Who big ass don help btw

Kim kardashian?

Jennifer lopez?

That wiz khalifa's babe?

As far as its contents is still made up of cake, why not?

You've warned her and she won't listen. If i were in your shoes, I would tell.