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nsiazu:
I ones rescued a girl I didn't know around 9:30pm when she was attacked. All 3 guys ran because I gathered courage and acted like a soldier. At the end, they ran and I escorted her to her gate. She asked for number but I obliged and went back home that night. So op, Maybe u are still small or you don't love her.

AnalyticEngine:
I want to know how it feels for a guy to be rejected. As for me, no lady has ever rejected my advances. Rejectees, I need your input...

Cutehector:
Aren't u ashamed of urself..

hrhobi1:
Dear readers,

My girl is currently studying @ a university located in the same state we reside, only a 50 minutes drive to her school from home. Her accommodation and feeding expenses in school are covered by her parents. I try my best to send her 5000 Naira weekly and she just told me that it's not enough .

My dear people I need your advise.

KashyBaby:
it depends how much u can spend...

calliope:
She was healing? She's human, a lady for that matter, we r fragile.... So not wanting to talk about her past, is equivalent as her being a baby?

bankable:
how can a married woman do such a ting. i was in my room laying seductively and waiting for my boo buh unfortunately she canceled our meeting which was a blessing in disguise cos it saved our relationship. this ashawo woman on this blessed afternoon was tying her towel then she walked into my room can u imagine wat she did next? i mean wat if my boo was dia wat would have happened. some women can ruin relationships sha and i dont know weda to report her to her husband. as i was saying this woman dipped her hands into her breast oh my God. wat she den do after dat made me imagine my fiance entering and catching us how would i explain wat was happening to her. guess wat SHE REMOVED MONEY AND TOLD ME TO GO ND BUY PEPPER FOR HER. imagine a whole me if my boo was around wat kind of eyes will she be looking at me wit. her big boy boyfriend is running errands for her neighbor. wat a small boy. and she will now break up nd say she cant date someone dat is still running errands. LOLZ GOTCHA PERVS WITH DIRTY MIND. have a goodnight rest

Dreomar:
Hey!!!!! Men are indeed scars! Check this...

Ebuka2016:
Funny enough i hv to remove my pinchure to create dis thread and i doubt if i go still put my picture for nairaland again.However, if u have seen ma pic b4 now plz delete it from ur memory. My own secret goes lyk dis......

*clears throat*
*checks time(1:13am)*
*sips a can of bobo juice* then kwantinues(inbuhari's accent)

wen i was seven years old,there was this neighbour of ours that had a maid(very much older than i was).Na so i just carry myself enter their flat as usuall.Saw her lying on the bed covered with wrapper.saw my neighbour's daughter lying beside her i no talk.Wen the girl(maid) kuku saw me,she say make i come,i come.She say make i climb bed,i climb.she say make i remove my nicker,i remove.she come say make i enter(dnt ask me where)i just enter as obedient boy wey i be.i no knw how to do the thing even though i don see am for tv b4 i just dey on top dey luk her.she was the one moving me,kissing,moaning i just they observe dey enjoy d thing small small.Junior suffer nobi small as i went to d toilet to urinate from tym to tym.smtimes she would be on top and me under.na so the thing go ooo till i tire tell her say i wan go home ni.she tell me make i stay small i say no(junior done suffer enough).Na so i pull my nicker waka home go tell my mummy.I tell mummy say agatha(not real name)had been touching her lips with my own.i didnt mention we had sex because i did not knw what the thing we did was called.Mum say 'what?!,go call agatha for me'.I run call agatha .agatha denied everything but mum tell her say neva to touch her lips with mine again.....btw,i thank God say agatha no give me hIV i for don die since.

Drops pen....hope u enjoyed the story.pls share ur own secrets too,
drop ur comments,
lyk and share.
Bashing is welcomed

let me continue
six years later......






*dozes off*
Cc lalasticala,mynd44...

Tobiee:
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Olaoluwa66:
Yeah I know that very well, that doesn't necessarily mean she's interested. But I know when to tell a lady is interested in a guy with the way she would look at him and prior to this time, she has been giving me signs.

femidejulius:
This is how I helped someone the other day and refused to pay consultation fee. I always have the best solution.

When you get to the office on Tuesday, start calling your co workers separately and tell them each you have a secret to tell them. Let each believe u are telling them only. Tell them how the lady has been calling you, sending texts and asking u to date her by force else she set u up at work . It is a strategy. Some of those people will inform her and even though she wants u, she will be embarrassed at the lie and she will withdraw from you. Also, she won't want to do anything to jeopardize your job as that will confirm what u had earlier said about the threat hanging on your neck.

Consultation fee is 150k please. Who else need me to fix their wahala?

Ayomipoe:
Really ? Why did they now request we should come and fill it ourselves ?