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Romeolowo:
How will you feel when a girl that has been giving u signal to woe her, rejected u when u finally woe her? she didn't tell u why she rejected you, but she stupidly told your friend, that u are not being romantic, how will u be romantic when she hasn't accepted you? she keeps blaming you that is ur fault... i expect wailers to wail

Cutehector:
mind ur fvckin business!

Cutehector:
u conclude easily.. Not good for a lady.. My battery got drained then... Fone was shutdown untill now..

yakamata:
pls explain . have been using for over five months with no side effects

KelvinKelt:
Try & use it first before questions

Alexisu:
Guy, abeg drop the code.

KelvinKelt:
Airtel is next to Etisalat, full of surprises. When will MTN join the trend?

kYjelly2:
since av been begging all dis useless gels on nairaland to please lemme lick their yansh, but to no avail

mtcheew, common yansh and yansh hole is what u r forming yanga for

and sum of dis girls yansh r not even spotless but boys r manage, on top of dat, u r still form yanga


abeg carry ur yansh waka commot from here mehn, rubbish



please note: I still like gels dat give me yansh sha, just saying

jonaifame22:
My neighbour who is yahoo boy, bought a new toyota camry 2.2,so he decided to throw an allnight bash in the compound, alll sorts of yahoo boiz were present and oloshos aka (runs gals) were not left out, there was so mch to eat and drink, skunk was goin at every point were two or three are gathered.
Now there was this very clean and fresh olosho that my friend spotted and he made a move on her! The runs gal said she'll collect 15k last as against the initial 20k she earlier said she'll take, on hearing 15k, my guy withdrew and went in2 my room to play ps3
So these particular runs gal, was in the company of her friends she got high on benylin codeine,she smoked SK, and many other nervous system knocking drugs even ruwa was not left out in the items for highing,, then my freind later came out when he heard shouts and he assumed they were fighting of which there was really a fight so we all watched as they made efforts to calm the pandemonium
Unknowingly to me and my friend that particular runs gal had vommitted on her body and her friends needed to rest her somewhere and my half sister was around so they pleaded wth her to let them rest the gal in my room, unknowing to them that a guy owns the room, so she obliged them their request,
So they removed the gals cloths and she was left wth pants alone as they helped her wash her clothes, so after dancing and pressing some yansh outside in the party my guy went back to continue playing ps3 in my room
Now as he entered his eyes greeted the naked body of the gal save for the pant she wore,he quickly ran out to call me and know if I knew the naked runs gal was in my room, when he came he was frowning and he said " guy nawa for u o so later gree that 15k to pay the gal only u come dey fvck am abi" as he said that I told him I don't kniw what he's talkin abt and he led me to my room and behold as I entered the room, oh lawd it was this gal, she's so fresh and u know light gals have very seductive laps,
Now my friend and I agreed that we'll fvck the gal cos there's no way I'll fvck the gal alone wthout him participating as he loves sex a lot to the extent that he can exchange his NYSC certificate for 1 round of sex.
I climbed to the bed the gal seem to move her body a bit buh she was to weak to talk then I begged her to lemme jus do small at least lemme manage one round of sex, cos right now my bae's pvssy is under lock and keys as they are partaking in a 70 day fasting and prayers in her churchand she made me understand that I should jus bare wth he r till the fast is over as she is fasting also cos of me and her, but my people the konji wey dey always disturb my life na heavy weight konji as I have tried to contact some of the gals wey dey always show me mercy give me toto fvck b4 in time past, buh many of them no dey around,
So this gal whether she accepted abi she no accept I no know I jus know sey as i begged her and told her I'll give her 2k for taxi fare she didn't resist when I part her legs and pulled my trousers, I quickly suck breasts small and press small yansh all this while my guy dey shadow for outside and also he don notify my sister and that one sabi co-operate na so she sef dey help me dey shadow,
As I put my fully charged dick in her pvssy she let out heavy air from her nostril,ahhhhhhh my people her pvssy was fvckn sweet infact the toto worth 15k true true, as I was fvckn her she was panting heavy air still, I spread her legs well, and enjoyed very sweetness her pvssy had to offer,after a while I poured my sperm in2 her live and direct then I pecked her and stood up.
My guy went in as he was already anticipating his turn as he went in and I watched out for him, I don't know wat transpired between them buh I heard a lil struggle between them and after a while it ceased and after like 20 mins my guy came out sweating, then we went to dance ,after a while i went back she was already siitting up, I sha formed one or two gist wth her and quickly cooked indomie for her dat midnight, I locked the door firmly after she ate I fvcked her two more times, then I called it a day by 5:30 am her friends in the company of my half sister went in 2 help her dress up and the runs gals carried their friend and they left in one of the cars of the yahoo bois, my guy knew I was inside wth the gal and I fvcked her extra, since then him they beef me, buh I don't try beg am sha

BUSHYANUS:
please, is it normal to have a "small" i mean very small erection if your own daughter sits on your laps?

not that you are thinking evil, but erection just comes

is it normal/?

PunkyVeer:
What have I been harping about all along? You better hope she's senile or less than smart for her age, because to me, it's clear as day from the few words in your post alone, that you still have some growing up to do. I'm not even 40 but heck, I wouldn't sit & listen to you goo-goo gaga like a baby. Bottom line is, the older a woman gets, the more she pays attention to certain things eg. how you talk. I just hope you won't slip up during a conversation with her & show just how soft at the top of your head you still are.

What is straight legs?

PunkyVeer:
It's how you said it. Your choice of words. So elementary.

PunkyVeer:
I asked a question, answer that then you'll get my point. How do you expect to get with an older woman when you talk about things like "straight legs"? Like, seriously? It's a dead giveaway of your maturity levels & she'll suss it out in seconds.

rawpadgin:
there aint nothing wrong in it
i have dated a few older chick & they are the best

Cutehector:
Its very normal...


I used to trip for my female boss dah year sef... A pity her husband don't regard her.

Teempakguy:
yeah, it's completely normal.

I also trip for older ladies . . . sometimes.

PunkyVeer:
And how old are you, padawan?

lol @ straight legs. WTH. Some of you are just straight up silly.

Sommyangel:
Is she ur chef?.. Why would she be cooking for u.. Abi no be school she come?

Genea:
Am a lady bt am nt a leech,just dah we dnt like spendng our money

munchfani:
I JUST DEY LOOK YOU.

nickkylawve:
Women are 'solely' responsible for the propagation and existence of the human race. Now with the creation of artificial sperm, a man's role in the process is void and unnecessary.
Statistically:Women live longer on average. Women deal better with stress.Women perform better in school. Women are better advertised and thus better paid in that particular industry. The youngest mathematics professor in the united States today is a woman...

 i am coming with more points Ladies start liking if you think I gat some points

tosyne2much:
This thing is very obvious, only if we want to argue blindly

No matter the point you give, it will never change the fact that men are superior in all ramification

As a matter of fact, even if women are given equal opportunity to compete or measure up with men, i can bet my nairaland username that the distinction and discrepancy will still be there. It's just a mystery

Give me 10 reasons why women are superior and i will give you 1,000 reasons why men are superior

Quote me to say rubbish and i will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump