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Add mi up wt 'Emmasexy262' or 'Nuelablues'

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Take your time, take it slow, start from my upper lip and progress slowly into French kissing. Dont rush. We are in no hurry. . .
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just d kissing...'Sexkillz'!

I have not seen Jesus so I don't know how he looks like; beside has any of them seen Jesus before? Chech Jesus calendar

Ibanga p: pheeeeeew, guy its so terrible. I learnt d whole of Port harcourt no MTN phone has network access. I guess its in Rivers state alone. I need doz in PH 2 confirm dis.

seems it's just in Rivers state cos am having dsame probs o

sebastinta: tell him plsss

Y dnt u tel him urself?

Kslib: Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahaha!!!
Chai,laff wan tear my belle!!!! Lama!!!What da eeefff
Notice: if your wife dey beat you for house,
or you notice say sometimes when she jokingly hit or slap you, d tin strong pass blow,
or you notice say your wife dey stand urinate sometimes
or your wife dey carry load wey yourself no fit carry
or your wife dey constantly remind you say no be only you be the man of the house....
THEN IT IS SAFE TO SAY "E BE LIKE SAY YOU MARRY MAN"
**** watch out,i will be giving more tips****

Tnx 4 mk'n ma dae abg..Ntn do u

chaircover: That is so sad.

the parents should have rushed the baby to the nearest hospital when the bleeding wouldnt stop

Ambulance came late...

ROSSIKE: Good idea. It may also help to build an underground bunker there filled with basic necessities in case of nuclear fallout.

Aso rock tinz on pple's mind

Clemzy16: Two Questions..
1. Why did it took this long before he was buried?!
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2. Why has justice not been carried out on the suspect. What are the police still waiting for?!

I can answer d question 2,D police re civil servants n civil servants re knwn 4 'bribery n coruption'

[quote author=Garri_Activist]Rip[/quote]Return if posible...

erinolu: The annoying thing is that;

1. The man was not jobbless. He had something going, i just wonder which kind long throat will not keep people heads down. Success and upliftment comes with time, patience and hardwork
2. The Lawyer who helped to grant this man bail (after collecting 500,000) also had a job, another level of long throat

Do we say its jobblessness that makes people go into crime...Mbaa, nooo , most at times its long throat, o ju kokoro

It might be harsh, but will certainly be a deterrant if what the North is asking for CAPITAL PUNISHMENT for CORRUPTION comes to into play

'Nigerians'may God help us....Popularly knwn 4 coruption..

speeder: THE PRESENTER

Presenter: What is your contribution?

Caller:: There is dis lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive, She wouldn't pick ma calls, she would laugh at me while passing by for reasons best known to her, 5 months later, i was able to get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of sms and all that, i am confused on what 2 do, Please advice me.

Presenter: Listen up give her a call letting her knw you'll be at her house in 2hrs, Wen its time call her up and delay for anoda 2hrs,Take a cool Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, When its time drive 2 her house, Walk 2 her door and knock,once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got, look stylishly into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take ur mouth close to her ear and whisper . . . . . -
''THUNDER FIRE U'

No b smal thunder go fire ha..Lwkm

[quote author=Mynd_44]I can spend the whole day without speaking to anyone[/quote]WTF!!ya maut go smell die!!

freecocoa: Saying mine is informal will be an understatement, it is something else.
You can't know who is who in my contacts except maybe for my two sisters.
I particularly did not save my dad's number incase I get arrested or into trouble.

sounds lyk sum1 doin sumtn ILLEGAL

Mine is semi-formal...

candieangel12: I dont sleep at night

u b witch?

candieangel12: I dont sleep at night

u b witch/wizard?

Sum persnz lyk maself did n z stl doin al of 'em...

U knw it's a Nigerian film whn d only slow motion effect dt cn b done is whn Emeka wnts 2 slap Genevieve..

I'd prefer "Under fire"jst Omotola

"Under fire"Omotola

Only O2 4 lyf!!

She neva knew she killed ha Dad;Accordn 2 d story he wsnt evn a responsible Dad!