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Romance / Re: How Do Collect Your Clothes And Accessories From A Lady by Nuellavanz96(f): 6:24pm On May 07, 2022
Nuellavanz96:
You feel you have typed something, abi...
Keep telling us about your promiscuous lifestyle indirectly...


You have luck that they haven't used your clothes to buy benz, yet....rada rada
Romance / Re: How Do Collect Your Clothes And Accessories From A Lady by Nuellavanz96(f): 6:22pm On May 07, 2022
You feel you have typed something, abi...
Keep telling us about your promiscuous lifestyle indirectly...
Later you will open your mouth waaaaaa and call girls hoes....

You have luck that they haven't used your clothes to buy benz, yet....rada rada
Romance / Re: Man Struggles To Stand After Sleeping With 3 Sex Workers At A Brothel (photos) by Nuellavanz96(f): 5:53pm On May 06, 2022
Revolution2022:
Banging olosho no be am.Dem go dey hurry you to release or you go pay extra.Dem go even dey insult you join.Especially,if your dik no gree rise or he big.And dem no dey sweet.Boreholes them.


See deep explanation....
Bruhhhvvvv why do I feel like you are talking from experience...lmao

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Romance / Re: Today I Was Very Strict To My Girlfriend And She Did This by Nuellavanz96(f): 8:40am On Mar 31, 2022
Oga OP rest in jesus name

You were even the one that acted childish sef.
That test was overly irrelevant
There are multiple ways to test a person, but you see this one wey you do? E no follow

Your girl simply wanted to add plantains to her food and to help you complete the money round figure. She obviously knows that you have money and you are not dead broke and 450 naira nor go kill you.

If it were your sister, she might even do same with you without meaning any harm and it doesn't make her a bad person or less than a wife material. Even your mama go fit suggest say make una complete am if na she you carry commot.

If na your guys wey you carry commot them fit do same, sef. Haba

Your girl might even be a good planner and help you save more if you marry her.
Look for another test not this one. Even you, this shows that you will not even be romantic enough when you guys eventually marry sef.
Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by Nuellavanz96(f): 7:16pm On Mar 22, 2022
My neighbour in 2019 had an accident with his children. The children survived but the man never made it home.

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Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by Nuellavanz96(f): 7:13pm On Mar 22, 2022
November 2021, I just finished my final year exams.

Mum called me that my neighbours two daughters where in the hospital.

The younger one was recovering but the older one of 13 was not responding to treatment.

Few days later the older one died and was buried in the hospital premises.

She never came home with her younger sister. I was devastated.

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Health / Re: Went To The Hospital But Never Came Back (Photo) by Nuellavanz96(f): 7:10pm On Mar 22, 2022
My sweet grandfather. Died November 2020. Fell sick and was admitted in the hospital.

Grandpa went from recovery mode straight to coma.

He woke up and started calling the names of his wife, children and grandchildren.

He slept and never woke up.

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Romance / Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nuellavanz96(f): 2:13pm On Mar 21, 2022
Nuellavanz96:
See this cheat. Later you will be the first to type SIMP, DONT TAKE HER BACK.
You are simply pained you didn't have your way with her. Any other explanation about saving money or whatever is absolute rubbish.

Is not like you have the 45k to spend.
Broke ass...mtcheww
Romance / Re: Women Can Be Funny Sometimes. by Nuellavanz96(f): 2:11pm On Mar 21, 2022
See this cheat. Later you will be the first to type SIMP, DONT TAKE HER BACK.
You are simply pained you didn't have your way with her. Any other explanation about saving money or whatever is absolute rubbish.

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Family / Re: Men Who Want Assistance In Splitting Bills Are Simply INFIDELS by Nuellavanz96(f): 7:47pm On Mar 20, 2022
Kobojunkie:
OP, tell us why you don't think the 50:50 arrangement works in marriage. undecided

Is it not obvious already?
Wife will wake up in the morning to cook and prepare kids for children.
She lives for her place of work to make ends meet and she might even earn more.
Makes sure the kids are well and hearty
She does dishes and other house chores
She even contributes to buying grocies, children things and minor household stuff.
If she is pregnant, haaaaa another wahala. She will have all the pregnancy wahala and still go for antenatal and ontop continue with all that I mentioned above.

And OGA HUSBAND who still shouts I AM A MAN will come for assistance to pay school fees and other monetary assistance.

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Family / Re: Men Who Want Assistance In Splitting Bills Are Simply INFIDELS by Nuellavanz96(f): 7:31pm On Mar 20, 2022
It is not even about feminism now.
Men recently are making a hell lot of noise saying their wives/women bring only sex to the table. So now what they want is a woman who assists them too. I think they are being selfish.
When THEY claim HEAD OF THE HOUSE they should own and shoulder every responsibility that comes with it with their full chest.


Almost every woman now works in offices, shops and what have you. Yet they still maintain the home, cook, clean, carry pregnancies and care for the kids while still working.

They should cut women some slacks, abeg. If e easy make them do am.

To cap it all Men still want a helping hand from their wives financially.

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Family / Men Who Want Assistance In Splitting Bills Are Simply INFIDELS by Nuellavanz96(f): 6:59pm On Mar 20, 2022
When a Nigerian man wants 50:50, he wants 50:50 in only bills. And if you as a woman agree to such, then you are a phool dear.

Let me explain the real 50:50.

1. Bills: 50:50
2. Cooking: 50:50
3. Childcare: 50:50 - when the baby is tender, you stay up this night and he stays up the following night. Yes, just pump breast milk and he will feed the baby.
When it's time for school runs, you take them, and he brings them back, or vice versa. Or you both hire nanny and split the nanny bills 50:50.

4. Domestic chores: split cleaning, laundry, market errands, etc 50:50. Or you hire a housekeeper and split the housekeeper's salary 50:50.

5. Pregnancy: all the money you lose as a result of pregnancy and childbirth, split into 2 and ask him to pay 50%.
For instance, if I was earning $6,000 per month and I got pregnant, and as a result my earnings drop to $3,000, here is the formular:
The cost of pregnancy on your earning is $6,000 - $3,000 = $3,000.
$3,000 divided by 2 = $1,500
He will pay you $1,500 per month.

I know pregnancy and childbirth takes a toll on your body. You can check out prices of cosmetic surgeries and ask him to pay half the total. Afterall, the children that "spoilt" the body belong to BOTH OF YOU. So, he will pay half to fix the body.
Or
You both look for a WILLING surrogate, then pay the surrogate 50:50.

If you look after the kids while he hangs out with the boys this weekend, the following weekend is your turn. He will look after the kids while you hang out with the girls.
Or
You can check if any of the kids' grandparents is willing to look after them for free or for a fee.
Or
You hire nanny and split the nanny bills 50:50.

6. If he draws a prenuptial agreement to secure his assets, make sure you include clauses to secure your own assets too. Don't be silly!

7. If you are doing 50:50, you must contribute 50:50 to any asset you acquire together and include BOTH FULL NAMES.

Alternatively, let him use his money to buy his assets in his name while you use your money to buy your asset in your name.

8. Kids will answer BOTH your names. That's still 50:50.

Dear ladies,
If a man suggests 50:50 to you, lay these terms down for him.

He can't share his own Traditional role with you 50:50 and refuse to share your own Traditional roles with you 50:50. That's bullshitt!

Women need to stop acting naive. It doesn't make you a good woman to allow yourself to be fooled.

PROVISION is the EASIEST thing to do.
If you ask me to choose between pregnancy, childbirth, and primary home keeper VERSUS breadwinner/provider, I'll choose breadwinner/provider. It's much more easier.

The women of my generation seem to be making as much or more money than their male counterparts.
Check out Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. More than 70% of the successful businesses there are being run by women.
Women of my generation are buying houses, lands, cars and even building for their parents.

If money is all you have to offer as a man, you are close to USE_LESSS.

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I do NOT think 50:50 can work in marriage. Someone will get shortchanged, and it's almost always the woman.

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Do I like the 50:50 arrangement in marriage? ABSOLUTELY NO!

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Romance / Men Who Want Assistance In Splitting Bills Are Simply INFIDELS by Nuellavanz96(f): 6:53pm On Mar 20, 2022
When a Nigerian man wants 50:50, he wants 50:50 in only bills. And if you as a woman agree to such, then you are a phool dear.

Let me explain the real 50:50.

1. Bills: 50:50
2. Cooking: 50:50
3. Childcare: 50:50 - when the baby is tender, you stay up this night and he stays up the following night. Yes, just pump breast milk and he will feed the baby.
When it's time for school runs, you take them, and he brings them back, or vice versa. Or you both hire nanny and split the nanny bills 50:50.

4. Domestic chores: split cleaning, laundry, market errands, etc 50:50. Or you hire a housekeeper and split the housekeeper's salary 50:50.

5. Pregnancy: all the money you lose as a result of pregnancy and childbirth, split into 2 and ask him to pay 50%.
For instance, if I was earning $6,000 per month and I got pregnant, and as a result my earnings drop to $3,000, here is the formular:
The cost of pregnancy on your earning is $6,000 - $3,000 = $3,000.
$3,000 divided by 2 = $1,500
He will pay you $1,500 per month.

I know pregnancy and childbirth takes a toll on your body. You can check out prices of cosmetic surgeries and ask him to pay half the total. Afterall, the children that "spoilt" the body belong to BOTH OF YOU. So, he will pay half to fix the body.
Or
You both look for a WILLING surrogate, then pay the surrogate 50:50.

If you look after the kids while he hangs out with the boys this weekend, the following weekend is your turn. He will look after the kids while you hang out with the girls.
Or
You can check if any of the kids' grandparents is willing to look after them for free or for a fee.
Or
You hire nanny and split the nanny bills 50:50.

6. If he draws a prenuptial agreement to secure his assets, make sure you include clauses to secure your own assets too. Don't be silly!

7. If you are doing 50:50, you must contribute 50:50 to any asset you acquire together and include BOTH FULL NAMES.

Alternatively, let him use his money to buy his assets in his name while you use your money to buy your asset in your name.

8. Kids will answer BOTH your names. That's still 50:50.

Dear ladies,
If a man suggests 50:50 to you, lay these terms down for him.

He can't share his own Traditional role with you 50:50 and refuse to share your own Traditional roles with you 50:50. That's bullshitt!

Women need to stop acting naive. It doesn't make you a good woman to allow yourself to be fooled.

PROVISION is the EASIEST thing to do.
If you ask me to choose between pregnancy, childbirth, and primary home keeper VERSUS breadwinner/provider, I'll choose breadwinner/provider. It's much more easier.

The women of my generation seem to be making as much or more money than their male counterparts.
Check out Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. More than 70% of the successful businesses there are being run by women.
Women of my generation are buying houses, lands, cars and even building for their parents.

If money is all you have to offer as a man, you are close to USE_LESSS.

*-*

I do NOT think 50:50 can work in marriage. Someone will get shortchanged, and it's almost always the woman.

*-*

Do I like the 50:50 arrangement in marriage? ABSOLUTELY NO!

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