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Give me just one reason why I should waste the chemical energy in my brain which I jus amassed from a hard earned meal of hot porridge beans and bread all in the name of commenting on a thread that cannot guarantee my brain more boost from a lunch of hot beans and pap at noon

What? You expecting us to endorse murder This calls for no advice the issue is as straight as the road to hell.

Hehe! It runs in the blood of....vamps!!

Write an essay of at least 10 000 words explaining why you've chosen to rub someone else's poo on my face in the name of news

Why should I comment on a thread that has no economic value to the electrons that lightens up my brain and the force that makes the muscles of my heart compress and relax ....a thread that adds no iota of cubit to my stature nor ameliorates the burdens life asked me to carry on her behalf while I pass through her? Why? Somebody tell me why I should comment

CandidNotes:
White wedding gown on top 9 months pregnancy...

The thing jus weak me

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Hmmm the only thing I understand here is that ricky is yemi's dream man....as for the song I knw I will not understand it.

Inside women and English I nor jus knw which one hard pass to understand ...Sha women dey form but English no jus get one form.

OkunrinOloro:
Has there ever been a time you were capable of intelligent thinking in your life?

No not once
no not once (Using the tune of this song 'there's no other friend like a lonely Jesus no not one ....no not one') He's always been a low end thinker

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Autojosh ...I like the way u use Mike Tyson bla bla to showcase collection of automobiles which was ur primary aim. I catch U!!!

LesbianBoy:
Nairalanders wait fess!

Just wait!

Now close your eyes!

Are your eyes closed?

Now imagine!

Imagine Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniels making love!

Did you like what you just imagined?

Yes my eyes are closed ...I can't read the rest of ur comment coz..... my eyes are still closed

Be Futuristic!!! 2020 Benz

All these bastarrrds with insensitive comments ....since this is funny and cute to you it shall be yur portion one after anoda .....Iseeeeeeeeh! Bloody Idiots...senseless things ....u all are not worth the water it would take to flush sh!t dwn ur throats.....FOOLS!!!

Real soldiers or mimicked?

Useless reaction from such a reagent.

"APC! Hidding Dollars In Our Agbada!!!"
That's my caption

The painful part is that the deceased had already gotten visa to travel abroad next month and was preparing for that before her untimely death

Why is that (visa to travel abroad) the painful part As if the manner of death is not painful enough!

Jush imagine such lubbish

.....And i'm the happiest human alive!

Nathdoug:
A Nigeria without dangote will be like so disastrous

See this one.

Nice, although I was expecting to see something complex to the eyes.

Daeylar:
Epic reply indeed.
Simple innocent post she made and someone rushed to disgrace his generations because of it.
Stupid boy trying to bring her down by slut shaming. She slept with his uncle and so what? why is it paining him? How does it make her disloyal and Why try to slut shame and disgrace her for that?
Did he make moves on his uncle and got himself rejected? Is that why he is in sifia pains? Jealousy?

Glad she remained unbothered. Can't be giving idiots attention they don't deserve.

Go and drink garri with very cold water, the sun is too hot.

OP like seriously Are u sh!ting me.............in a pit toilet

calddon:
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'I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all."- Ecclesiasties 9:11

Man thanks for this verse ....so on point!

I just returned from my country (Ondo State) So please what's 100 Kobo Naira (N100K)

#1. Nigeria
The most populous black nation on earth where fishes swim in water and still die of thirst.
Where kids walk on riches barefeet while they beg for food

AutoJoshNG:
Indeed, it is very common to find motorists driving around with a copy of a religious book placed on their dashboards.

Sometimes, these books look like they have never been opened – let alone read – in this millennium.

So, one wonders if there is actually some secret benefit of permanently placing a religious book on the dashboard or a vehicle.

Or does putting the Bible, the Quoran or any religious material on your dashboard prevent a driver from having an accident or harm of any sort?

Chances are, it will not. If anything, you would probably be more likely to get in an accident with it on your dashboard since it would be a distraction as it slides back and forth.

Also, in the event of a sudden halt, while driving, there would be the possibility of it flying off to hit someone in the face or falling down and getting under the gas pedal (accelerator) or brake pedals.

It is advised not to place a book, or any other loose item, on your dashboard. You might just be asking for trouble if you do, or putting yourself in harm’s way.


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Source:

https://autojosh.com/what-do-nigerian-motorists-benefit-from-keeping-a-religious-book-on-their-dashboards/

Go ask dem!

CollinsWeGlobe:
Reports sighted by Mandy News that Bala Haruna, the Bauchi man who fulfilled his vow to spend ten minutes inside a gutter and drink the gutter water should Buhari win the presidential election has reportedly died.

According to multiple reports flying around social media, Bala was rushed to the hospital after complaining about severe abdominal pains and severe stooling of blood for two days.

Bala, after series of tests conducted, was diagnosed with Gastrointestinal bleeding including hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia which was contacted from the gutter water he drank which was contaminated.

He spent several days in the hospital before he gave up the ghost early Tuesday morning.

Source: https://mandynews.com/man-who-swam-and-drank-gutter/

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