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Travel / Re: Woman Shares Injury Inflicted On Her By A Bolt Driver (Photos) by Numero9: 9:05pm On Feb 27, 2021
We can't judge from a one sided story. Untill we hear from the other side, only then can we judge. It's like the story between God and the devil. We've heard God's side of the story in the Bible, Koran, etc but we are yet to hear the devil's side of the story.
Education / Re: What If Seun Sacks Lalasticlala? by Numero9: 11:01am On Feb 24, 2021
If lala gets sacked, one thing is for sure....snakes thread will never make front page. Never!!

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Romance / Re: Where Is The First Lady? by Numero9: 9:54pm On Feb 22, 2021
She is in za oza room.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Gaboon Viper Caught On My Site by Numero9: 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2021
I swear I never see viper this big before.....for my life!!!!!!!!!!

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Business / Re: 9 Things You Should Never Post On Any Social Media At All by Numero9: 1:45pm On Feb 08, 2021
realsureboy2020:
grin you are not on Facebook, Instagram or twitter abi?


Oga I dey all of them but my picture you no go see!

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Romance / Re: 15 Very Effective Rules To Forget Someone You Once Cared For by Numero9: 9:48pm On Feb 07, 2021
I can love you just like that, and I can leave/forget you just like that!
Business / Re: 9 Things You Should Never Post On Any Social Media At All by Numero9: 9:44pm On Feb 07, 2021
Since the Advent of internet/social media....I've never posted my photo and never will!

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Religion / Re: Do This And Your Prayers Will Be Answered. by Numero9: 9:09am On Feb 07, 2021
Abi? Yet this hostile watesland called earth is still mercilessly wicked to whoever it wills. Pray 24hrs a day, 7days a week back to back! it changes nothing! In the end Fate will have its way....it always does!!

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Programming / Re: I Need Focused People To Join A Whatsapp Group For Learning Java by Numero9: 11:08am On Feb 04, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Man Caught Slipping A Substance Into Another Man’s Drink At A Party (video) by Numero9: 10:47am On Feb 04, 2021
My village people once said "trust nobody"! Because desperately wicked people are littered all over the Earth's surface. So Trust Nobody!
Nairaland / General / Re: Who's That Moniker You'll Love To Meet On Nairaland? by Numero9: 10:27am On Feb 04, 2021
CAPSLOCKED!!

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Education / Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by Numero9: 5:23pm On Feb 02, 2021
Grammarians, this is for you o. Me kukuma no dey blow grammar.

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Education / Re: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by Numero9: 3:59pm On Jan 16, 2021
Midgut:
I am still in part5 medical school. I have never topped my class from primary one to the present because I hate schooling curriculum, hate competing with others, hate following school rules, hate attending classes, like breaking rules and the last but not the least hate measuring intelligence with score.


On the average, most of the class toppers I have had the chance to cross paths with are extremely unintelligent and not smart.



Competing and measuring intelligence with score is something I've always hated and will continue to hate. The educational system is doing more harm than good.

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Family / Re: ... by Numero9: 3:18pm On Jan 16, 2021
SomeNairalander:
In what way
Oga, in everyway!
Family / Re: ... by Numero9: 12:46pm On Jan 16, 2021
Lack of Common sense is your problem, not your innocent parents.
Romance / Re: Why Are Men More Stupid Than Women? by Numero9: 12:43pm On Jan 16, 2021
When you enter your woman DM and see the endless que of men begging for her attention, shame go catch you say na men like you dey go this kind thing. When it comes to woman matter, dead rat get sense pass most men!

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Romance / Re: Romantic Names For A Lady by Numero9: 12:37pm On Jan 16, 2021
Call your girl Kpeku and your girls Kpekus. Sweet names! They'd love it!!

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Religion / Re: Only Born Again Christians Will Enter Heaven , Others 100% Hell. by Numero9: 12:34pm On Jan 16, 2021
Truly, the black race is a lover of chains and bondage remains the greatest trophy to the black race.

You inheriting and showcasing another man's stupidity and foolishness with pride is beyond irritating! Take a moment to reason please.Do yourself some good.
Religion / Re: What We Must Do To Be Saved. by Numero9: 12:27pm On Jan 16, 2021
A very glaring similarly between Islam and Christianity is the way they try to convert more people into thier cult to gain dominance. They do this either by force or by psychological manipulation.

Alaye stop making yourself guilty of what you know absolutely nothing about!

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Religion / Re: The Only Thing That God Cannot Do Does Not Exist. by Numero9: 12:23pm On Jan 16, 2021
The way religious folks hype thier gods eh. Over exaggeration too much abeg.

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Religion / Re: Where Do We Go When We Die? by Numero9: 12:21pm On Jan 16, 2021
Answer: We go back to where we were before we were born.

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Religion / Re: Islamic Hadiths Have "Holes In The Narratives " by Numero9: 12:11pm On Jan 16, 2021
enilove:


You want proof , they abound in your hadith's , just read them and see for yourself :

Example :

Hadith
حَدَّثَنَا إِسْحَاقُ بْنُ نَصْرٍ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الرَّزَّاقِ، عَنْ مَعْمَرٍ، عَنْ هَمَّامِ بْنِ مُنَبِّهٍ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ ‏

‏ كَانَتْ بَنُو إِسْرَائِيلَ يَغْتَسِلُونَ عُرَاةً، يَنْظُرُ بَعْضُهُمْ إِلَى بَعْضٍ، وَكَانَ مُوسَى يَغْتَسِلُ وَحْدَهُ، فَقَالُوا وَاللَّهِ مَا يَمْنَعُ مُوسَى أَنْ يَغْتَسِلَ مَعَنَا إِلاَّ أَنَّهُ آدَرُ، فَذَهَبَ مَرَّةً يَغْتَسِلُ، فَوَضَعَ ثَوْبَهُ عَلَى حَجَرٍ، فَفَرَّ الْحَجَرُ بِثَوْبِهِ، فَخَرَجَ مُوسَى فِي إِثْرِهِ يَقُولُ ثَوْبِي يَا حَجَرُ‏.‏ حَتَّى نَظَرَتْ بَنُو إِسْرَائِيلَ إِلَى مُوسَى، فَقَالُوا وَاللَّهِ مَا بِمُوسَى مِنْ بَأْسٍ‏.‏ وَأَخَذَ ثَوْبَهُ، فَطَفِقَ بِالْحَجَرِ ضَرْبًا ‏"

‏‏‏ فَقَالَ أَبُو هُرَيْرَةَ وَاللَّهِ إِنَّهُ لَنَدَبٌ بِالْحَجَرِ سِتَّةٌ أَوْ سَبْعَةٌ ضَرْبًا بِالْحَجَرِ‏‏

Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'The (people of) Bani Israel used to take bath naked (all together) looking at each other. The Prophet (ﷺ) Moses used to take a bath alone. They said, 'By Allah! Nothing prevents Moses from taking a bath with us except that he has a scrotal hernia.' So once Moses went out to take a bath and put his clothes over a stone and then that stone ran away with his clothes. Moses followed that stone saying, "My clothes, O stone! My clothes, O stone! till the people of Bani Israel saw him and said, 'By Allah, Moses has got no defect in his body. Moses took his clothes and began to beat the stone." Abu Huraira added, "By Allah! There are still six or seven marks present on the stone from that excessive beating."

Sahih al-Bukhari 278
In-book : Book 5, Hadith 30
USC-MSA web (English) : Vol. 1, Book 5, Hadith 277  (deprecated)
Sahih Bukhari

THIS IS THE KIND OF NONSENSE HE GOT AS REVELATIONS AND YOU MUSLIMS BELIEVE SUCH A MAN .



This is extremely hilarious �!!!!
Health / Re: Conjoined Female Twins Separated At The University Of Ilorin Teaching Hospital by Numero9: 12:03pm On Jan 16, 2021
All thanks to the Doctors and nurses.

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Investment / Re: Join This FREE Whatsapp Masterclass On Digital And Affiliate Marketing! by Numero9: 12:28pm On Jan 13, 2021
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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri On Stingy Women Association: 'Open A Business, Not Your Legs' by Numero9: 12:26pm On Jan 13, 2021
Oga Reno......I love this man abeg.

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Religion / Re: How Can I Abide In Christ This Year? by Numero9: 11:43am On Jan 10, 2021
Some Neve still want get sense.
Events / Re: Abuja All White Pool Party 2020 In Pictures (Video) by Numero9: 1:23pm On Dec 26, 2020
All these pictures and nobody fine!!!
Celebrities / Re: Teni Celebrates Her 28th Birthday With Bone Straight Hair (Photos) by Numero9: 5:12pm On Dec 23, 2020
osamz007:
Ibi ti daddy mi o de, ma de be ma tu kòja oh

Ibi ti mummy mi o de, ma de be ma tu kòja oh



THIS LINE TOUCHED ME FOR REAL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENI MORE HITS TO YOUR NAME

OMOLUABI


Translation please
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Numero9: 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2020
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OTHER 70+ GUYS ON HER WHATSAPP FEEL THIS WAY.
THE ENDLESS CALLS, TEXTS AND GIFTS FROM TONS OF RANDOM THIRSTY MEN IS WHAT WOMEN LIVE FOR. THIS IS WHY THEY'RE ALWAYS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THEY LOVE KEEPING MALE FRIENDS AND WOULD PREFER TO BE IN MEN'S COMPANY THAN WITH THEIR FELLOW WOMEN.

THE THINGS PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO FOR THEM IS HOW THEY SURVIVE, AND THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE TO GIVE HER WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN YOURSELF THE MORE OTHER MEN ALSO FIGHT TO PLEASE HER.
BY THIS WAY, SHE'S ALWAYS REPLENISHED WITH ATTENTION, AFFECTION, AND ASSISTANCE WHILE YOU'RE LEFT LACKING.

SHE WAS NEVER INTO YOU, MATE. A GIRL WHO'S INTO YOU WILL BE THE BIGGEST SIMP FOR YOU. IF SHE WAS INTO YOU, YOU WON'T EVEN BE HERE NAGGING. HER PICTURES AND UPLOADS AND ONLINE PRESENCE AND IGNORING YOUR CALLS UPSET YOU AND SHE KNOWS THIS, BUT THIS IS THE DRAMA SHE LIVES TO ENJOY AND SHE'LL NEVER SET YOU FREE. SO YOU MUST FREE YOURSELF.
AND YOU DON'T NEED WOMEN TO HAPPY. FLUSH ALL OF THEIR CONTACTS FROM YOUR PHONE AND KEEP WHATEVER DEALINGS WITH THEM STRICTLY TRANSACTIONAL RATHER THAN EMOTIONAL.

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Education / Re: The Fate Of A University Student In Nigeria. by Numero9: 12:13pm On Dec 12, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Can you imagine a country where the school curriculum is regulated by a national central body and states have no powers to vary or amend their curriculum?
So, if the rest of the developed world is light years ahead in what they teach their children from primary schools, and our Minister of Education has absolutely no clue, the States must be burdened with antiquated school curriculum until such a time (if we are lucky, before rapture perhaps!!) that we have an Education Minister who would realise how far behind we are and bring the curriculum up to date.
Just take a look at the science curriculum for grade students in advanced countries and you would cry for Nigeria.
I recently read of a high school in Japan which has amended its curriculum to include robotics and drones technology.
IN HIGH SCHOOL!!
But our Professors here don't have a hang on Robotics even!
Students are still taught the very prehistoric rudiments of physics and chemistry in our schools.
And this is even in the few schools that teachers and students still meet in the classrooms!
For the few public schools that are lucky to have labs, all you see are miserable nameless creatures trapped in formalin, to which nobody ever pays attention.
These creatures suffer a double jeopardy having suffered the first misfortune of being caught and preserved in formalin in Nigeria, and then thereafter completely ignored, even in death!
And because the control of our curriculum is central, there is nothing States can do about this.

You would think this is not a problem until you understand that Nigerians spend over ONE TRILLION NAIRA every year to study abroad.
You see, the reason why you have Cambridge, Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Oxford, etc is not only for academic excellence of the citizens of the countries which have these schools. No.
They invest in their institutions so that they can earn revenue from foreign students from countries like Nigeria which has destroyed its educational system.
Abroad, schools are so important to society that the economy, business and lifestyle of whole cities and even States completely depend on or revolve around schools. What would the city of cambridge be without Cambridge University.
Or Cambridge, Massachusett without Harvard University. These cities depend on these universities to survive.
And imagine that Nigeria had invested in its universities and was earning $1billion dollars a year from foreign students seeking to study here, who would be fighting over oil in the Niger Delta?
How many car manufacturing companies would we have in Owerri near FUTO where students are constantly doing and selling their research products to burgeoning engineering and manufacturing companies?
Recently, three students in Sweden conducted research and came up with a product that could improve wear and tear on tyres.
The product became so successful that Volvo had to partner with these students to patent the product.
Now when this product hit world stage, can you imagine how much revenue sweden would earn from these product?
Do your research, most of the world-class products we buy today off the shelf, at great cost, were invented by university students.
As you are reading this, do not forget that without Harvard University, there would not have been facebook, and this our interface would have been impossible.

But our students In Nigeria are not entirely without inventions. We invented the Pyrates Confraternity, the , the Eiye, the Vikings and what not!!
Students resume school with guns and bullets, rather than books and scholastic ideas, as though academic institutions were a war college. Lecturers fly colors as do students.
And when the turf war begins, people die in droves. But States can do nothing about this because some of these institutions are controlled by the Federal Government. Even for the ones controlled by States, you still can't do much because the security apparatus is controlled by the Federal Government.
The Federal Government will provide or withdraw security from the State, depending on whether it is happy with the sitting Governor. So every year, all sorts of characters are vomited from Nigerian Universities to take their place in Nigerian society. So you have Judges, Lawyers, Engineers, Doctors and so forth whose first and primary allegiance is to their cult group, before the Country.
The multiplier effect of this, is a treatise for another day
.
And this has been going on for decades in this country.
One day, I pray we get it right!
Cc :Btruth
#Respect
Religion / Re: Few wise Questions To All Christians by Numero9: 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2020
OP if you're a Muslim (or any other religion), you're no different from the Christians; you could be worse!

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