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RomanceRe: The Truth: Most Guys Have Nothing To Offer In Relationships by Numero9: 4:23pm On Apr 24, 2020
Most girls nkohuh
RomanceRe: How And When Was Your First Love Experience? by Numero9: 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2020
My first year in Uni. We were really in love back then.

It turned out she was a cheat, and I was a Lawless flirt!
RomanceRe: This Married Woman Dated And Slept With 8 Different Men (photos) by Numero9: 4:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
And how is it your businesshuh? Amebo!!! Because she no gree sleep with you because you no look presentablehuh?


Na your businesshuh You know wetin her husband dey do behind the scenehuh?
RomanceRe: I Faked My Death And Printed An Obituary Just To Dump A Lady by Numero9: 4:16pm On Apr 24, 2020
You are the FOOL! not the lady.
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Wahala by Numero9: 4:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
OP you're still very young! it apparent you're just a novice.

Leave women alone!!! Maybe except you wanna flirt.

If you want a real relationship, leave women alone for now and focus on how to build yourself as man.

Woman help youhuh??
RomanceRe: Has Covid Made U Repent From Sexual Immorality? by Numero9: 4:13pm On Apr 24, 2020
"Repent" is just a word, "Discipline" is a lifestyle. It takes only discipline to live a civilized, cautious, and a responsible life. When you discipline yourself thoroughly, you'd have self control in everything.
IslamRe: Ramadan: A Month Of Mercy And Mindfulness Of Allah by Numero9: 4:08pm On Apr 24, 2020
Then after Ramadan, we all fall back to our usual Selfish, pervasive, hateful, and evil ways!!!

There was no religion in the days of my forefathers, but there was "fear and caution". Today we have religion but no fear!!
FamilyRe: Share Your Stay At Home Experience With Your Partner. by Numero9: 3:57pm On Apr 24, 2020
womjomfashion:
cool


We have already built enough intimacy for a very long time, infact we were suppose to get married on the 17 and 18th of April but this COVID-19 did us something, so it has been shifted.

Now our bonding is to sit down together and make money out of this lockdown.

I sew face mask and husbbie do the delievery via logistic companies.

God continue to bless every nairalanders who have been making our home smile with their face mask order.

God continue to support, guide and guard you and answer all your secret prayer in this pandemic.

We are still taking orders call and whatsap us

07033352155
I think say na Pant you dey sell o.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Snake I Killed At My Backyard, One Escaped by Numero9: 8:35pm On Apr 23, 2020
Harmless or not. Snake na snake
Christianity EtcRe: The Sperm Of God Is The Cure For COVID-19 by Numero9: 3:39pm On Apr 21, 2020
Your Father!!
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing To Ever Happen To You? by Numero9: 11:17am On Apr 20, 2020
StacyO:
Oh wow Twas actually my kid sis. Lol I just couldn't stop pondering over it. Twas disgustingly disgusting.
Yes it is. If you don't do it.... who will?
In future, I'd do same to my own kids.
But I hope you spit it out after sucking?
RomanceRe: Most Women are guilty of this (adult pictures) by Numero9: 8:03pm On Apr 19, 2020
Scientists:
Let me help and explain to you.

For Smell, Dirty or unwashed vagina smell is the same smell you get When you urinate on a bathroom floor at night, then in the morning, a thicker version of that stench oozing out is exactly how unwashed vagina smells.

For taste, If you have persisting catarrh, at a point your Sputum turns thick and yellow which tastes bloody although you can't see blood. That is exactly how vagina tastes. Don't even go close when she is ovulating
Ghooodh!!!!
And many men do not hesitate to use any slightest opportunity to go down there with their mouths.
EducationRe: With 8m. Should I Run An Msc Prog., Go For A Pilot Course Or Do Business? by Numero9: 3:38pm On Apr 19, 2020
Guy go and start business. Farming business precisely. Or any other business you re interested in.
EducationRe: South African University Set For Online Teaching, Gives Free Data To Students by Numero9: 3:36pm On Apr 19, 2020
One of those wet get sense and Sabi reason.
My own country get sense but them no Sabi reason.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Buring Bodies Of Victims From Around The World (Photos) by Numero9: 3:28pm On Apr 19, 2020
doggedfighter:
Africans are still making excuses for god . Corona shamed religion
Ahhh!!!
You noticed it too?
RomanceRe: Most Women are guilty of this (adult pictures) by Numero9: 3:25pm On Apr 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:
Better avoid it for now. The SMELL can resolve communal conflicts.
Whaaattt!!!!huh? Why men come dey die for am like thishuh?
RomanceRe: What's The Weirdest Thing To Ever Happen To You? by Numero9: 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2020
StacyO:
Sucking mucus out of a kid. Ewww
Weird n disgusting.
It's normal. Mothers are more familiar with it.

I did it to my kid bro when he was a toddler.
I still recall how happy I felt seeing him breath freely after sucking all the mucus from his nostrils.

He's a Big Boy now!!!
And I just love that young man pass myself.
RomanceRe: Most Women are guilty of this (adult pictures) by Numero9: 2:23pm On Apr 19, 2020
I do not know how that area smells like, I do not know what it tastes like and I Never ever want to know!!!!

A friend once told me how he fingered his ex girlfriend (that was 4years ago). To this day, I don't shake hands with him.

Chaaaaiii!!!
RomanceRe: What's The Bad Habit You Have? by Numero9: 2:17pm On Apr 19, 2020
I trust no one.

People see this as a bad attribute about me.

I don't care if we've been friends since our day one on Earth. I just can't trust anyone!!
RomanceRe: 22 Years Old Man Arrested For Cutting Off His Wife’s Hand In Yobe Graphic Photos by Numero9: 2:14pm On Apr 19, 2020
Poverty!!
RomanceRe: She Cheated With 3 Men, I Think I Still Have Feelings For Her. Help! by Numero9: 2:09pm On Apr 19, 2020
Your mumu never do.
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Should Fear Women by Numero9: 2:07pm On Apr 19, 2020
Ladies think I'm heartless and full of pride. I think it's cool.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Buring Bodies Of Victims From Around The World (Photos) by Numero9: 1:59pm On Apr 19, 2020
Truth be told mehn ..... Religion failed us completely!!!!!
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Woman Flogged By Police Officers (Video) by Numero9: 12:10am On Apr 19, 2020
My mother? Even if she's guilty, you come flog her for my presence!!!!!


That'll be the moment I'd unleash every ounce of evil and heartlessness from within!

Just the way we all paying for the stupidity of Adam and Eve, same way I'd make sure the policemen, thier families and those related'd pay as well.
PoliticsRe: Late Abba Kyari With His Beautiful Family (Photo) by Numero9: 12:05am On Apr 19, 2020
Unasee one of those guys cap? Na part of my salary them take buy am.
Una see that babe wrist watch? na my neighbor pension money be that.
The wife perfume nko?
The ladies material nko?
etc.....I stop here.
RomanceRe: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by Numero9: 12:01am On Apr 19, 2020
partnerinbiz3:
which scheme?
Strictly Confidential!!
RomanceRe: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by Numero9: 12:00am On Apr 19, 2020
djjosh:
help a bro out..na which scheme u use?
In order to avoid misuse, and abuse, I keep my schemes strictly personal (even away from my best friend).

But whatever scheme you use, ensure you are in total control of your Anger. After controlling your anger, your brain can then help you think of sweet (fun) ways to deal with that individual. My two cents.

Note: I don't hurt people, people hurt themselves!.
Science/TechnologyRe: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by Numero9: 11:55pm On Apr 18, 2020
Alimzy20:
Do fishes have souls?
Ahhhh...you don't know? Lukadiswan o!! Na only you want get soul?? You go stingy be that o!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by Numero9: 11:53pm On Apr 18, 2020
Roozzaay:
Weed is bad for you bro...stoopeet
What else can a man do in this sober period!!??!! Join me so we view world from the actual perspective.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders!!! I Need Your Help !!!�� by Numero9: 7:48pm On Apr 18, 2020
You need people's help to take part in the nonsense you're doinghuh
Nawa oooo!!!!
RomanceRe: OMG!16 Years Old Boy Post Bedroom Picture With His Girlfriend by Numero9: 7:46pm On Apr 18, 2020
You are blaming this one's. What about the ones you haven't seen?

I do not blame them Sha. I blame the older ones who have failed to portray the way to live right to the younger ones.

I blame the older ones who feast on foolishness and broadcast it in thier everyday lives.

I blame the older ones oo..... I blame the older ones.
RomanceRe: “Hustle, Get A Car And Get Back To Me” – Lady Tells Man Who Swung By Her DM by Numero9: 7:37pm On Apr 18, 2020
I don't understand how guys get comfortable swinging tons of messages into so many ladies DMs.

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