₦airaland Forum

rosebowl01:
I understand it's shameful to admit, but staying on your own will just be another Niger republic. Your arrogance will be curtailed very soon. Professional leeches.

Oh! Really? I even thought it will be worse than Niger Rep, and so what? Pls prevail on your leaders, let them cut this "arrogance" fast. Press conferences, consultative fora, symposia, seminars etc can get that done very fast, then let us die, is that not worst? At least, b4 the discovery of this much trumpeted oil, Nigeria had been in existence.

Every frustrated Tom, Dick and Harry living a miserable live will be shouting separation upandan as if that will improve his pitiable and pathetic situation.

Very greedy and irritating bunch.

blont:
who knw if na all these mumu english wey u write for here u don go speak for there? if dat na the case, u r d cause of your problem.

Laff want comot my teeth. You no well.

OneNigerianist:
Sorry Op, but you sound ignorant and arrogant. Instead of protesting the lack of transparency in the shortlisting process you are contesting why a third class should be taken in your stead. Civil service dont use grade, thats the bitter truth. Once you have the degree, you are qualified. If you have a higher degree it is disregarded except where it is demanded as a requirement.

You should be concerned that not all applicants are being given the chance to go for interview but a handpicked few.

Absolutely correct.

ikp120:
Sure the university does but stuffs like this happen. Even Trump's campaign materials were marred with such stuffs. Imagine Trump, as a president, tweeting "I hear by" instead of "I hereby" That's not even the only such stuff Trump tweeted.

Was that letter-headed designed yesterday? You mean, all these years, that conspicuous error was not detected in the School of Postgraduate Studies?
In the same letter, which are we to choose between "shika" and "skika"?

Dude, that letter is a case of bad photoshop. The op should try harder and be more meticulous next time.

ikp120:
Oga reason na. That's one of the things the OP is pointing out. You think he posted it here for advertisement?

Haha. The op is obviously interested in the write-up not the letter-headed. However, his lie was bursted by the letter headed because that is not ABU's letter-headed. Or are you implying the university doesn't know its name again?

searchng4love:
It is not.

Then, it is Ahmadu, try harder.

omenkaLives:
I would rather believe this is a Photoshop!

Proper photoshop.

The A in ABU means Ahmadu, not Ahmedu.

OP, try harder. The "A" in ABU is "Ahmadu" not "Ahmedu".

Tenkobos:
Read the rules again


2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

What is wrong with some people? So, all these wishes for the death of the president are not harmful wishes? People are getting what they wish for others and they are making noise. Mtchewww.

InvestinOwerri:
Who wished death on the vegetable pls?

Then stop pushing for the ban of anyone.

Headline very misleading.

The death sentence isn't because of the stealing.
They are armed robbers actually and the provision of the law is very clear.

BlueRayDick:
U can keep telling yourself that if it makes you sleep well. Whatever you say here does not change what I experienced in that side of the country. At least it's evident in the so called northern politicians who form the bulk elite. Except you want to tell me kazure, dalung are southerners. Am tired of arguing with you over what is obvious, visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

And this officer who doesn't even know the website of the organisation in which he held a big stake is a Northerner, I guess. Continue.

InvestinOwerri:
This boy deserves ban and should be banned for contravening nairaland rules. Wishing death on person(s) is a gross violation of nairaland rules. It will be very unfair if this boy is allowed to continue constituting nuisance for the same reason that earned others lenthy bans. I just hope justice is done!

And wishing death for the president is in line with nl rules, right? Continue.

DieDieDieOmenka:
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stale
still pained

Haha. Pain who? You wishing him dead for seriously tormenting your life or me just lmao.

DieDieDieOmenka:
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keep fooling yourself i know say my moniker dey pepper you for body but pele
kiss the truth

Hahahahahahahahaha. Omenka don confuse this one kpatakpata.

GameGod:
Which kind moniker be this? OmenkaLives wetin you do these people ? abeg teach me

The thing taya me oh! It seems he also appears in their nightmares.

He is actually working on them. They are just extra serious about him.

DieDieDieOmenka:
what's this one saying?

O boy, see moniker.Hahahahahahahahaha.

Omenkalives is really working on these people. Even wishing him death. Laff want comot my teeth.

Omenkalives, it seems these people are seeing you even in nightmares. They may be presenting your matter for discussion in their meetings. Na one person dey torment a whole tribe?

Ask Seun. Free your mind, he may help you. It will take years b4 u achieve the popularity of Nairaland.

rosebowl01:
Okay, you mention that the North is not comfortable around people from the South, then why do you fight wars to stay with the same people? Why is the current leader still insisting that the country must stay together?
Have you considered the fact that revenue generation is always mainly from the South, but the core North gets majority of the allocation.
You said there are many southerners in the North compared to Northerners in the South, have you been to the SW at all? You guys are coming into our lands with tomato trucks and never going back.
You claim you don't want to be around us, yet you constantly come to southern towns and fight the locals for space. You invade their farms and rape their women. You should try to consider facts before typing.
Finally, you made so many condescending comments in your replies like you're God. Why are you so arrogant, violent, and insulting like majority of your people, even though facts on ground like human development indices shows you are clearly lagging behind in almost every factors that are used to measure the quality of life?

Did you read what you posted? Out of the 18yrs of return to civil rule, for how long was a northerner at the helms of affairs? What stops the southerners from doing their wish while in power? Who told you the decision to separate lies in the hands of the president? Come, do you know what is civil rule or you just feel like typing this crap and throwing it here regardless of whichever sense it makes?

"Revenue generation from the south bla bla bla..." pls spare me those trash.

You are even asking if l have been to the South. Hehehe. If Lagos, Delta, Rivers, Akwa Ibom are South, yes I have. And what is there? Hahahahahahahahaha. Come to Kano, kaduna etc and see how your people are settling down and as I type now, I'm sure thousands are on their ways in Young Shall grow Bus to the North. Which major route do those vehicles ply?

Stop lying just to score some cheap inconsequential points. Where did I say I'm God? How? Such blasphemy can only be associated with you and your people not us pls.

Human development indices like robbery, prostitution, kidnapping, rituals, human and drug trafficking? Is that what you are saying? Sorry, we may be poor but very contented. The "I must make am" is only for your folks, not us.

Dude, apparently you know nothing about what u posted here, now leave.

Pidgin2:
Lol, I don't spend 24hrs of my day on NL, I have other things to do.

Is it a coincidence that none of the foreign influences you have chosen to imbibe, promotes the overall unity of Nigeria?

Arabic is not our national language besides Nigeria is a secular country so how does your decision to adopt Islam promote national unity?

We can all see why your region will always be a torn in our flesh and a source of disunity in Nigeria

In the south we also have Muslims but their perspectives on issues bothering on national unity is miles and apart from yours

So many irrelevant things here.

Who gives a fvck if you don't spend a minute on nl?
I thought you stated on this thread how your response to my comments aren't necessary? What brought you back?
Very incoherent.

Besides, what brings Arabic language into this?

Which of your cherished foreign influences has a unifying effect? That your people speak Pidgin? Or the baseless insults along religious lines which has become part of you lots?

Go and resolve the myriads of problems which characterise your region and stop this rubbish you have been throwing into my mention.
What is my business with stooges and rubber stamps your people have brainwashed into doing your biddings even against their religious provisions?

furrr:
I am hausa and for those asking for translation here we go

Ministry - ma'aikata
President- shugaban kasa
Senate- majalissan dattawa
House of reps- mjalissan wakilai
African union- tarayyar africa
ECOWAS - tarayyar tattalin arzikin kasashen. africa ta yamma
University-- jami'a
School---- makaranta
Hospital---- asibiti
Exams---- jarabawa
Road ---- hanya
Bridge---- gada
Water treatment plant--- matatar ruwa
WHO--- Majalissar dinkin duniya
Organisation ----- hukuma

Any hausa speaking person can testify to the correctness of the above mentioned with very minimal room for correction

My sister "LEPASHARON" you are free to bring any english organisation we have in nigeria of the sort mentioned above and I will translate ASAP

You made a mistake here.

WHO- Ma'aikatar Lafiyar Duniya.
UN- Majalisar Dinkin Duniya.

Pidgin2:
Mr. English lecturer, what is "You lots"?

A typical Hausa man should be a traditionalist. According to your logic of resisting anything foreign, Arab religion is foreign and shouldn't be accepted by your kindred as they have rejected English and Western education

Oh! You have gotten your voice back?

Having said so many things about Islam, muslims shouldn't practise their religion again?

What can be more myopic?

So we cannot accept some and reject others?

Everything must be accepted?

Hehehe, read through the thread, one of you has answered this poo u posted here.

Also, stop talking about logic because you have none.

rosebowl01:
Hi, if this is truly how majority of you feel, don't you think you should just separate yourselves from these "kafirs" and form your own country with only non-"kafirs" accepted in it?
What do you think is delaying the proud aboki from taking this step. You already know that the south will support this idea immediately.

You have leaders/representatives, don't you? Or is it on nl you will do that?

If I have my way, I'm telling you, all these rubbish would have been over long ago.

Meanwhile, there is a thread where this separation issues was extensively discussed and from what I gathered, the North wanted a separation clause to be included in the constitution but Zik's decicion against it prevailed.

But honestly speaking, a typical Northerner is not comfortable being in your midst. But contrary to what most of you are singing, the North is more dominated by these same Southerners than the the other way round.

Every frustrated Tom, Dick and Harry is shouting separation upandan as if they don't have representatives to assist them in actualising those things. How many of us are in your places compared with your numbers who have permanently settled in the North?

SuperS1Panther:
In most part of Africa, culture is different from religion because there was a culture of the people before the religion arrived.

That's are distinct in my own part of the world. We are proud of our culture as our heritage while also embracing religion as we wish and believe. The religion cannot rub is of our culture, our names etc because that will be jettisoning our cherished culture for another foreign culture , who we are not and can never be.

Do you have a culture of your culture has fused intoyour borrowed religion of the Arabs?

If we borrow religion from Arab, is christianity indigenous? Infact, which culture do you even retain?
Because we answer Islamic names, our culture has been eroded, right? Have you ever heard of Oral Tradition?

fanficgirl:
I'm not only blaming Northerners. I'm blaming this fake federalism that's really a unitary system that Nigeria has. Unfortunately, leaders both North and South would never allow this. They are in cahoot together.

If you know your leaders won't allow it, is it nl that will do it?

lepasharon:
They many not speak it, but they defo understand it

You're boring me man...jheeze..

Actually, if this is the way they speak English, I will need an interpreter.

fanficgirl:
Thats not what I meant at all. Never said Christians should be able to attack muslims.
I just saw the line where you said attack religion there should be consequences.
If muslims want to critique Christianity go ahead. Someone shouldn't be attacked for critiquing religion.
Everyone should respect other religious beliefs, but no one should be killed for insulting imo.
Notice I said religion. As in, in general.

Attack and criticising aren't same. Even criticism with insult is same as attack.

furrr:
Now let's cool down and let cooler heads to prevail

Here is game........
Translate this everyday used words in your respective languages

MINISTRY
PRESIDENT
SENATE
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
AFRICAN UNION
ECOWAS
UNIVERSITY
SCHOOL
HOSPITOL
EXAMS
ROAD
BRIDGE
WATER TREATMENT PLANT
WHO
ORGANISATION

Chai chia chia Nigerians.....

I love this country .....so many funny and intelligent people

I swear Nigeria with all its woes is the best country in the world

I even understand them better in Hausa than in English.