A group of rag-tag Fulani riffraffs whose apparent source of income is proceeds of kidnap and terror dole out 100M to purchase a Presidential Form for someone who doesn't know they exist and nobody sees anything wrong?

DSS hasn't picked anyone yet,
EFCC hasn't probed source of funds.
NDLEA has looked the other way.
Miyetti Allah has disowned them.

But let Obi Cubana ball a bit, NDLEA will invite him to ask how he made the money he's spending. Let Cubana Chief Priest throw some money in the club and EFCC will detain him.

We all know the value of the naira is next to nothing, but gifting 100M in a poverty capital like Nigeria should naturally call for suspicion.

No matter who is goarding him on, I'm suprised Emefiele doesn't know his present public ratings can not even get him the post of a ward councillor in an abandoned Local Government.

The mere fact that he is totally clueless of the public's impression of him shows how unqualified he is for the post of President.

That's why I am no longer suprised when I see very ugly ladies who see themselves as Agbani Darego; Emefiele's case is proof that sycophants who can delude a person of their actual reality are real.

It's about time someone wears him those diapers over his eyes to keep his tears from soaking that babariga this time.

Verily, verily, I say unto you.

The story of Tinubu is like that of the Lagos runs-girl who used her own money to buy her flight ticket for preek runs with a supposed bigshot in Abuja, and after being shagged all through the night, she woke up the next morning to find out that her control abandoned her in the room having ran away from the hotel while she was asleep.
And yes, she paid her flight ticket back to Lagos with her own money.

For I will never understand why the smartest afonj will allow himself be MKO'ed by the North.
History is repeating itself on the same spot that the lightning will strike twice at.

It's a sign that your woman is ovulating.

The only difference between Asari Dokubo and a pig is that a pig is better and wiser than him.
But just like a pig, Asari will roll himself in mud just to be fed.

The only difference between Asari Dokubo and a pig is that a pig is better and wiser than him.
But just like a pig, Asari will roll himself in mud just to be fed and just after being fed.

The only way to handle a jealous family member is to become broke or a life failure.
That's the only way their jealousy will stop.

He's proud of his African heritage yet he's married to a caucasian.

Makes zero sense to me.

I'm team natural, I rarely ever use the rubber because it's no use, less than two thrusts and it rips because of my size.

But if when I get to use one, I always give it to the lady to take home as a souvenir.

Just incase she needs it for bragging to her compound people that NwaAmaikpe's preek has visited her kpekus.

What type of blasphemy is this.
Why introduce yourself as Personal Assistant to the Almighty God when we see you as the Media Spokesman and Publicity Secretary of the Edochies.

I still don't know why Uche didn't go into acting since he loves attention this much.

This is strange.

I thought it was your step-brother, I am so shocked to learn it's your blood brother, your twin even.

That boy is very envious of you, just be careful around him, because his hate and hurt are all premeditated.

If you check well, you might find out you guys don't even have the same dad.

It takes a wise woman to go the lenghts to keep her marriage.
I wish Mama Ramotu can read this, shebi she almost killed me because she caught me pressing the boobs of her sleeping niece.

Don't mind all those ignorant people making you feel that you are being wicked and selfish to your husband.

In my honest opinion, you are not being wicked and selfish to him, you are just being a woman.
Once the going becomes good for a vaginarian, she becomes wicked, forgetful, vengeful and selfish by default.

And that's why I can never forgive any man who sacrifices his life for a woman.

I envy ASAP Rocky.
This is the best time to make love to a woman; just after childbirth.

Back in the days, I won't let Mama Ramotu's mother come do omugwo in the first week after birth, so I can play unhindered in her slippery field like Sergio Ramos in those first three days after delivery.

Gosh,
I'd never know why I have a thing for very wet kpekus.

The good thing is that he feels little or no pain.
So be a true friend and help him cut that leg off.

That is the forerunner of the Jagaban Pampers.

History is about to repeat itself.
Tinubu and his goons have finally seen the handwriting on the wall in APC that he is just about to be sidelined again.

But every wise politician knows the safest move is to change ship once the sailing gets rough on the ship you are in.

And that's the beauty of karma and the peculiarity of history. They neither forget nor fail to repeat themselves respectively.

Bola Tinubu is also on his way to SDP since it is crystal clear that he is not our darling daddy's favourite as he's been deceived to believe all the while.

SDP already has a bad omen. Abiola did not succeed in it
And just like MKO Abiola who dined away with the nlNorth for a shot at the Presidency, Tinubu will not smell the Presidency despite being silent all the while in the face of the Fulani atrocities just for this same seat.

They are always arrested in the North but neutralized in the South?

Their arrest photos always look very dignified in the North; no handcuffs, no nothing...but in the South, even the corpses of the accused will be stripped naked to rid it of any dignity.

Does the military have different rules of engagement?

Damn.
They literally wasted this kpekus.

Worst sex tape I've seen.
Kim Kardashian was just a lazy dunghill, I wonder why she's got all that ass when she's just a dry bread crumb in bed.

Ray Jay put work in, asides her uninteresting moans that sounded more like that of a mosquito being castrated, there was really nothing to write home about that sex tape.

I won't say the same about Paris Hilton or Blac Chyna's sextapes; you could the passion exhuding from all over them.

And as for Kanye, don't go the same route Will Smith is on. Leave this slut alone.
If you could be done with Amber Rose without as much as a second blink, then why are you holding on to the crevices of a no-good ho?

Reno Omokri is working harder than a Keke Napep that had a v6 turbo engine installed in it.

He's carefully twisting the facts and hueing the fundamentals of equity just to suit a selfish narrative.

His interest should not be in who wins the election but in who would make the best positive impact.

This goes to show that Reno truly doesn't care about the welfare of Nigeria. He only cares about the handsome reward he stands to recieve of Atiku becomes President.

But all the believers in the house have stood up in one voice to shout, We would NEVER allow another Fulani ruin us.
Never!

In as much as I irreversibly detest Tinubu, I'd pick him a billion times before I consider an Atiku.

The foundation base of that house was obviously destroyed by a combo of dead weight, live load plus intense tensile and shear stresses.

My verdict.

Somebody on the top floor must have been committing adultery and fornication with a fat woman on an expired vono spring bed.

My memories of him are vivid.
I called him Silverbird's Shrek. Too bad he's gone.

I know he scammed you, but you should have just pardoned him when he told you he used your money to fvxk ashawo.

All this money and he's been involved with just 5 women?

I'm really ashamed of him.

I've learnt not to blame these women.
I've tasted a lot of them to know it's their husbands' fault.

How do you explain that instead of a husband to fvck conji out of his wife, he was busy praying all through the night and causing a nuisance. I bet you'd have preferred it was her moans that woke you up rather than a confused man speaking in tongues he doesn't know.

Some men carry this Christianity thing too far.
Just like that one whose wife was looking for a baby and rather than spend his free time fvcking her, he'd rather spend all of it online talking about rapture and the God of chosen.

The fact that the wife he was living with was pregnant and he didn't know showed it was ages he last saw her nudity, yet he was expecting a miracle child.

I know God answers prayers, and most of these sex-starved women only pray for marital happiness and fulfilment.
So just know that if you don't fvck your wife well, God will send her a helper who will fvck her for you.
Because God will not fvck your wife for you.

By the way, send her husband the video; it is possible his prayer that night was for God to give him a sign that he married a slut.
I would never encourage you to stand in the way of someone's answered prayers.

With that said, over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

I'd have even preferred if you said she was going to collect preek, which yeye fatherland was she going to serve?

The same fatherland that has now neglected her rather than reward her patriotism.
I'd also bet she bribed her way or did even worse to be posted to Abuja.

I'd pardon your indiscretion; and if I am to even help her, it is only because I want her to experience doggy again.

We underestimate mental health a lot in Nigeria. This woman looks like someone with dementia. She probably has wandered and will find her way back.
But have you people checked BRT office?

The Senate has outlawed paying of ransome, when will they outlaw selling of human parts?
Well, I doubt they will.

Quite ironic how most of these missing people end up as ingredients for the charms of the missing people's families' favourite politicians.

I am greatly saddened.
See how small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to the hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life.
People do lots of stuff for clout, I just hope she didn't allow herself die so she will trend?

Isn't it ironic or rather hypocritical that the people of our stone-hearted, degree-claiming, unapologetic, incontinent, stoned landlord are accusing the degree carrying 'mute-in-the-face-of-wrong' sabotaging clergyman of the law of betraying his master.

I am surprised.

Why am I suprised?

I am surprised at the ignorance of the supposedly sophisticated ones?
How do you expect anything other than betrayal from Prof.

Just like Judas, Prof will never betray his master just because he wants to betray, he is betraying his master because he is destined to betray him.

And no,
I do not mean destined like it was programmed by Orunmila or Oduduwa. I mean destined because asides the lessons from the Civil war, I was taught as a child that betrayal is ingrained in some people's DNA.

So if it doesn't surprise someone as mentally incapacitated as myself, why should it suprise the urchins of a person who prides himself as a Jagaban and political maestro, when politics borders on treachery.

Pardon me and believe me if I tell you I don't even know what I meant to write on this useless thread.

I am greatly saddened.
See how a small girl died without utilizing the full potential of her kpekus.

That's why we should always pray to be at the right place at the right time.

She slumps in front of a priest, rather than take off her bra, compress her chest and give her urgent mouth-to-mouth to resuscitate her, the mumu sprinkled holy water on her and drove her to a hospital.

We are so ignorant, CPR would have brought this girl back to life but apparently someone holier than god thought pressing an unconscious woman's boobs to save her life was a sin.

In retrospect, I don't blame him, it may have been wiser to allow her die than save her life by going even half an inch to her boobs because these vaginarians are very funny.

He could save her now and tomorrow she'd drop a horrendous thread on Twitter about a perverted reverend father who took advantage of her "moment of brief incapacitation from exhaustion" to tongue her down and man-handle her boobs.

And yes, we'd cancel the good Samaritan here, the vaginarian gains clout; feminist movements will sue him to further assert how all men are scum and why women are endangered species worth preservation because the future is female.

As a man, it's really risky helping a female these days.

Asides not wanting to increase the absence of morals in my family lineage, I would have adopted you straight away.

But, I am so proud of you.

Tchidi should know better than to think Yul would be upset over kpekus.
042 brought-ups like us were taught as kids in the ogbe to be like Marcelo and deliver true passes to the best available homeboy once through with kpekus.

As an unrepentant conservationist and erudite scholar of Sustainable Environmental Management, believe me when I say there is nothing better than recycled kpekus.

If I die today, I'm sure the only good thing my friends will remember me for is for being generous with the kpekus.
Asides Mama Ramotu, I don't remember a lady I shagged without passing her over to a mate of mine in need for future purposes.