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Politics / Re: Women Affairs Ministry Storms Bechere In Cross River State To End Money Marriage by NwaAmaikpe: 12:06pm On Feb 01
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Good move but please who will end the money marriage that most married men suffer in their homes?

How do you explain that most wives now directly or indirectly charge their husbands for sex?

How do you explain that a man is the best of the bests of husbands as long as he has money but once he goes broke, his wife looks for the flimsiest of reasons to explain their incompatibility and why their marriage can't work.

How do you also explain that in most marriages, the wife is only after take-take, while the man is expected to be the non-ending unconditional giver?

How do you explain that most wives view themselves as spectators in the home whose only contribution should be child bearing?

How do you?
How do you?
If this is not the actual money marriage, I wonder what is.
Because we pay through our nose to win these women's heart, pay through our nose to legally marry them, and pay through our nose to keep them.

That is why Nigerian men are yet to agree on whether a wife is an asset or a liability.

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Politics / Re: Aspirant Who Cannot Afford Nomination Forms Lack Capacity To Contest - Edo LP by NwaAmaikpe: 11:51am On Feb 01
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People will first try to demonize the chairman for saying this before actually realizing that it is not just the truth, but also common sense.

It's just like wanting to spend time with a hookup girl when you don't have shi-shi.

Simply put,
The absence of the ability to pursue an aspiration spells lack of capacity by default.

And that's why Nigeria can never get better because why will I throw away my 30million just because I want to serve my people and remedy the state's situation except I am sure I'd be reaping it back in untold folds?

That also is common sense.

Till political office is made an unlucrative wealth venture, Nigeria can never have selfless leaders.

I may be wrong, what does NwaAmaikpe know?

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Romance / Re: I Lost My Best Friend To Church by NwaAmaikpe: 11:35am On Feb 01
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Don't cut him off yet.
He is still your friend and that is why you owe him the responsibility of advising him to beg his wealthy pastor, whose source of wealth is not through gambling for money just before you cut him off.

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Politics / Re: 15 Persons Killed In Ugboju, Agatu, Benue State (Graphic Photos) by NwaAmaikpe: 11:27am On Feb 01
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Thank God these people slept with at least boxers on.
Imagine the embarrassment they would have felt if they were naked before being killed by Fulani herdsmen.

That's the type of embarrassment that can make someone wish they were dead.

Because not only will they be dead but their nakedneşs will also be all over the internet; a proper scenario of the term "double wahala for dead body" which nobody wants.

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Career / Re: Rumpus In Federal Civil Service Over Permanent Secretaries’ Deployment by NwaAmaikpe: 9:48am On Feb 01
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Where has this tune the fiddle is playing come from? I do not know if this is journalism or a brown envelop showcase.

Till I understand which it is, I rebuke every iota of rumpus this report wishes to cause in me.

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Politics / Re: Wike Minister Flags Off Construction Of 5 Km Roads In Each FCT Area Council by NwaAmaikpe: 9:44am On Feb 01
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This guy is a workaholic and I can't tell if it is him always trying to outdo himself or a slimming tea that is keeping him in such a lean shape.

If it is the later, I'd appreciate a recommendation for Mama Ramotu as my hand can barely go round her hips anymore.

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Career / Re: January Salaries Of Federal Civil Servants To Be ‘delayed Beyond Normal’ – Memo by NwaAmaikpe: 9:37am On Feb 01
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I have never seen a government so proactive and strategically sound. I must commend them for doing this because enough is enough.

I also can not stand pastors fleecing salary earners of their January salaries in the guise of first fruit, if I was President, I'd delay their January salary as well.

How can you rationalize sowing all your salary as seed? How can you be patriotic to God when you are not patriotic to your country?

Our country is broke and since we all agree that Federal civil servants do not even need their January salaries for anything, that money should be allocated to our leaders so they can travel the world and bring back development for us.

That is patriotism.

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Family / Re: Meat Seller’s Wife Surprises Him On Birthday (Photos, Video) by NwaAmaikpe: 9:01am On Feb 01
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While I acknowledge her thoughtful gesture which defies the Nigerian girl norm, ladies must know that men are not moved by these things.

I can't think of a better birthday gift for a man from his woman; let alone a meatseller than a portion of a lady's moist meat served on his bed, awaiting to be devoured in sweat and throes of passion.

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Crime / Re: Blasphemy: Residents Burn Neighbour’s House, Car In Katsina Over Facebook Post by NwaAmaikpe: 8:42am On Feb 01
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Blasphemy is a total no no and is unacceptable under any guise.
It's one thing to say false things or ridicule man but another to blaspheme against our god.

If we do not stand up for him, who will?

We understand some people expect their gods to protect them, but we protect ours; so once in a while we must learn to say the truth and appreciate people who will always defend their god because they know he can't do it for himself.

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Crime / Re: AY Petitions Police Over Facebook User’s Allegation Of Causing Yul Edochie’s Mar by NwaAmaikpe: 5:34pm On Jan 31
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I hate slander.

I may understand the genesis of people's suspicions, apparently because Hanty is always at huncle's shows and never forgets to post birthday wishes out to him even when she won't do the same for her own husband or because her husband accused her of having a married boyfriend, but it is not enough to sit at a place and assume, let alone confirm people are having an affair.

I understand May is not into showbiz but is always around showbiz and entertainment circles and also getting endorsements that only big people in showbiz or those with big godfathers get, but it is still extreme for anyone to slander her like this.
And to imagine the audacity of his claims.

It is is an extreme accusation.

As an elder in sleeping with other people's wives, I can authoritatively confirm that in Nigerian tribes, mostly Igboland, the penalty for such is the death of the woman's husband or first son and also badluck on the sleeper.

But the coincidence of the death of hanty's first son death and huncle's house fire is not enough for people to conclude that they have been sleeping together.

Not at all, and that's the only reason in the world why the word coincidence and assumptions exist.

The fact that huncle's wife has said enough is enough with all she's been putting up with him and hanty's husband has suddenly remembered God as his refuge is also still not enough for anyone to make such a heavy accusation.

Must we always attach conspiracy theories to everything?
Keep your accusations to yourself and face your own problems.

People must understand that even if you catch someone's preek inside kpekus, it is first not your business and still a mere allegation except they admit to it and for which you can be sued and asked to apologize for. Unless you have money to defend yourself in court or bully your way through the facts of your accusations.

This is the right legal step taken because you can not categorically accuse a legend of sleeping with another legend's wife when you weren't their timekeeper during the act or have a video evidence of your claim.

Even though this is Nigeria where video and audio evidence of Babariga/dollar bribery was put to the bin by the courts, and the accused was considered victim enough to be made a party's national chairman.

I don't know if any other elder agrees with me that the audacity of this man's accusation is truly worrisome.

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Celebrities / Re: “feeling So Much Pain” – Portable Shares Hospital Bed Photos by NwaAmaikpe: 6:54pm On Jan 26
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"A cheating spouse is like sour soup, the only way to handle one is to discard it.
While it is okay to grieve over the discovery and loss, attempts to salvage or retain hold of it will only cost you peace, resources and sometimes, your life"

These were the only words my great grandfather told my grandfather when he found out that my grandmother was cheating on him. (Come to think of it, my father may have been a bastaard).

By the way, which wise man fights over a baby he has not ran a paternity test on?

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Ivorian Police Spotted Pressing Women’s Br£@st During Search To Ente by NwaAmaikpe: 8:12pm On Jan 21
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Osasu, I really admire your concern but please remove your mouth from this matter.

Before you try to cry more than the bereaved, go through that video again and point out just one lady whose face showed disgust or repulsion for being touched like that?

Back then, I had female relatives who will deliberately enter crowded molue buses or go to JAMB office during the rush for exam centre lists just so that they can be pressed on by men.

I've had several ladies tell me they just need a good boob squeezing to ease out its muscles from a supposed pain it gets from male neglect.

I refuse to believe that Shakespeare was drunk when he wrote "All is well that ends well". So, if the presser is happy and the pressee is happier, will it be fair for the Ivorian government to interfere in their bliss?

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Religion / Re: "Your Colleagues Will Come To You For Food" - Adeboye's Prophecy Sparks Outrage by NwaAmaikpe: 7:31am On Jan 21
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If your prophecy is from God why delete it because of a mere outcry?
You did the same with the Israel-Palestine war.
It goes to show that you are one who strives to be politically-correct irrespective of the realities on ground.

I've been repulsed by most things about this man after his selective actions and reactions, his deafening silence at key moments, and many other acts that portray him mostly as a flawed sentimentalist rather than a man of God who should owe man little allegiance.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Government Explains Demolition Of Illegal Structure, Criminal Hideout by NwaAmaikpe: 7:09am On Jan 21
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I wonder what human feeling he is talking about here.

I just hope they finish what they have started because it will be the purest form of injustice for them to spare a house that was marked for demolition simply because it's owner is a content creator who can post viral videos yet demolish several other more expensive houses that were marked just like the content creator's own.

I was taught that the pen is mightier than the sword but it seems social media has whittled the strength of the pen.
If he brandished only a mere deed, why didn't his house go down as well?

It's common sense, if they do not demolish that house, then they should rebuild all the houses they demolished and allow all the developers come for the said regularization of papers because what is good for the goose is also good for the vulture.

This is exactly why young girls always warn broke or older men not to start what they can not finish. It is not to mount a bulldozer, it is to bulldoze everything.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi To Nigerians: Whatever You Voted For Is What You Deserve by NwaAmaikpe: 6:48am On Jan 21
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I've always and will always admire the Lion of Ubima. Anyone who knows him, knows he is blunt, honest and devoid of sentiments.
Even while serving under Buhari he did not shy away from saying that Nigerians were suffering and hated the administration.

Nigerians deserve the type of leaders they get. How will any sane human being collect money at polling booths, or vote incompetence based on ethnoreligious sentiments and expect accountability from the one who has bought your vote or performance from the one who knows nothing about the office?

Even girls have the conscience to know that a man who bought them sharwarma, fresh fish pepper soup and Smirnoff Ice merits their kpekus by default.

Likewise we must imbibe that culture and accept that a politician who spent his life savings and incurred debts just to buy our votes merits looting the treasury dry after assuming office by default.

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Actor, Kunle Remi And Tiwi's White Wedding by NwaAmaikpe: 6:39am On Jan 21
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I've started my timer, I advice you start your stopwatch.
Don't ask me why, because time always tells.

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Crime / Re: Legalize & Democratize Gun Ownership In Nigeria - Activist, Raphael Adebayo by NwaAmaikpe: 6:23am On Jan 21
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Please don't!!!
Telegram was democratized and what did we get out of it?

Girls advertising paid video sex calls and selling nudës plus miscreants flagrantly adding one to Fx groups where 1dollar exchanges for 700naira or betting groups where odds destined to make one a billionaire are distributed for a fee.

We do not need guns because Nigerians will forget why it was legalized and use it for other things; if Bilikisu does not use the Beretta as a diIdo on Snapchat, Baba Tiamiyu will use the Norinco's butt for Kamarudeen's head each time he bedwets.

Let guns only be for security operatives and Fulani herdsmen please.

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Politics / Re: Video Of Army Female Personnel: Women Affairs Minister Visits Army Chief by NwaAmaikpe: 11:30pm On Jan 19
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What do these women want and who can teach us how to please them? The Bible defined the heart of a man as being desperately wicked but was lost for words to describe that of a woman.

It is not fair that mankind have to spend 98% of all their conscious state fearing women.

How do we explain somethings,
Like how this soldier girl told us that her salary was stopped when documentary evidence has now proven otherwise.
or
How a woman left her husband for cheating and became a married man's sidechick?
or
How women complain of being sexualized by men when their only aim of saving any money in life is to fix fake yansh and boobs to attract the same men.

How do they talk from both sides of the mouth without their tongues getting confused.

My only happiness is that I did not have any pity in my back pocket to spare for the soldier girl when I heard her story because my father said that a woman who chooses to serve in a barracks rather than in a convent has no regards for her kpekus.

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Romance / Re: Who Is The Father Of The Child? EX OR HUBBY. by NwaAmaikpe: 10:13am On Jan 14
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Not once has a married woman asked me to use a rubber while plumbing her.
Not once.
The way they spread their legs and pin your buttocks to ensure you deposit every drop into them is how I know that there is no one without a conscience like a cheating wife.

But after reading this write-up, what I will never understand is how you can claim a man loves you and still be certain that he is capable of killing you.

What type of love is that?

You obviously do not know what love means, because if with all those features you've listed that he has, you still had the nerve to spread your legs like a cheap sports newspaper in the hands of an idle bikeman waiting for a passenger for an ex who did not consider you wifable then you are a moral corpse.

Honesty remains the best policy.
Free your soul and tell him the truth; true love may conquer it all; but if you are sure that he will kill you if he finds out, then maybe you should kill him first and call it premeditated self defense.

Because it will not be fair for you to allow a man go to jail for killing someone without any worth like yourself.

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Religion / Re: Annual New Year Prophecies: A Man-made Tradition Or Inspired Of God? by NwaAmaikpe: 9:48am On Jan 14
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They are not prophecies but permutations.
In the Bible, God got his prophets to prophesy at regular intervals, but in Nigeria, they are released only at the start of the year.

One person started it, others thought it was cool, copied it and it has now become a norm of Nigerian Christianity.
The same way one lady started shaving off her real eyebrows just to draw fake brows with colored pencils and other girls copied it and today, it as a fashion norm.

But what I don't understand is god's interest in premier league, APC, G5 and even impeachments; another thing I don't understand is why no one ever holds these pastors accountable when their permutations don't come to pass.

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Religion / Re: Abuja Pastor, Great Johnson Philip Takes Succour To Widows, Orphans In Gwarimpa by NwaAmaikpe: 9:44am On Jan 14
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I do not know about him, but God knows I have never helped and I will never help any widow without seeing her pant or the remote possibility of this happening.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 2 Wives (pics/video) by NwaAmaikpe: 7:32am On Jan 14
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This is what sisters supporting sisters should be about.

Since we all agree that no man with the means, opportunity and the health stays faithful in marriage, why won't married women encourage their husbands to adopt their single friends?

And to think it is married women that show the most concern and outright nosiness over their single friends' relationship statuses.

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Romance / Re: Man Spotted Singlehandedly Lifting Heavy Bike Unto The Roof Of A Bus (pics/vid) by NwaAmaikpe: 7:20am On Jan 14
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Except he is taking it back from the brother of the girl who just broke up with him, nothing justifies this stupidity.

Just a wrong move on that ladder and he's gifted with a written-off spinal cord.

By the time he is 70, when he should be busy enjoying widowerhood with under 20s, his back will be curved like a bra wire.

Men must be wise enough to keep themselves safe and fit, if not for themselves, at least for the daughters of other men who have pumped their yanshes, bleached their skins and borrowed to buy expensive wigs just to be attractive enough for us to want to climb them.

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Romance / Re: Emotional Boyfriend Kneels Down In Public To Beg His Girlfriend (pics/video) by NwaAmaikpe: 7:08am On Jan 14
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Except in the process of pulling off pant and one has to kneel for further inspection of the port of entry or to take an oral tour of the female orīfice, I am yet to imagine any reason in this world that justifies a man kneeling for a lady.

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Politics / Re: Atiku: I Am Ready To Lead Coalition Against Tinubu, APC by NwaAmaikpe: 6:59pm On Jan 12
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I admire baba's patriotism; realists like myself have given up on Nigerian politics but baba has refused to.

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Politics / Re: Jubilation In Kano On Affirmation Of Governor Abba Yusuf By The Supreme Court by NwaAmaikpe: 6:53pm On Jan 12
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What is going on with the Supreme Court judges; with the outcry that all eyes were on them, I expected them to at least remove three governors to pacify the eyes on them.

I don't play bet, but there is a term people use when all matches in a week for a league are all goalless, not too good with English but it is not from my mouth that you will hear that the word I'm looking for is fixed.

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Travel / Re: Man Narrates His Sad Experience Applying For China Visa With Nigerian Passport by NwaAmaikpe: 6:28pm On Jan 12
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I wonder what he expects and why he is aggrieved. With how Nigeria is, how Nigerians are and what we accept as norms in Nigeria, will you treat a Nigerian without bias?

It is only human to have a bias based on precedence, facts and what you know.
I will not feel comfortable carrying a herdsman on a bike for fear of being stabbed neither will I go for a prayer with Mama Basiratu's Alfa without a skull helmet.

It is common sense. If your last wife cheated on you, you will not allow your new wife have a male bestie; if you know what Nigerians do to countries that have given them the benefit of the doubt to visit, you will be the one advising other countries to use the strictest bottlenecks when processing intending Nigerian visitors.

He should do what I did before I got a second passport; if you can not wrap your passport with a foil or wrapping paper, keep quiet, enjoy the profiling and work at getting another passport.

Because when we tell Nigerians to be good because of the consequences of what they do on everyone, they'd say, nwanne kwechiri, no gree for anybody.

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Crime / Re: UNIJOS Student Stabbed By Female Neighbour For 'Making Noise' by NwaAmaikpe: 6:26pm On Jan 12
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I will never endorse violence, but was it fair of him to be having a threeesome in the same hostel where another woman was dying from conji, and still rub it on her face by moaning so hard?

To live at peace with your female neighbors, ensure you allow all of them have a taste of the P before bringing in women to your house for the same.

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Romance / Re: No Matter How Much A Girl Loves You, Don't Be Broke: Pastor Advises by NwaAmaikpe: 6:21pm On Jan 12
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Obviously not a lie, my own father told me the same.
He said, "a woman would derive satisfaction from the weak, small preek of a wealthy man, she will find perfection in an ugly, obese richman.

What looks and love will not get you, money will buy.

Leave women and make money"

Verily, verily I say unto you, the wife of a richman condones and justifies his wrongs but a poor man is by default, unworthy.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple With "Massive" Height Difference Share Cute Video (Pics/Video) by NwaAmaikpe: 6:03pm On Jan 12
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Picture this,
Every time these two hugged while courting, this guy's head was pressing into fresh cleavage and you're wondering why he didn't hesitate to wife such a woman.

When nowadays, instead of getting pleasure from hugging a lady, your account balance reduces for embracing her responsibilities.

God knows I don't hate women and I can not survive in a world without them if I am amputated that I can not make myself cum, but it is not too much to ask them to become responsible for once, if not for anything or anyone, at least for themselves.

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Celebrities / Re: Jay Jay Okocha And His Daughter At Flavour's House Party by NwaAmaikpe: 5:39pm On Jan 12
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Time really does fly, it still feels like yesterday when NwaAmaikpe almost sprained his neck while staring into Jay Jay's wife, Nkechi's silver convertible Mercedes Benz S coupe as she drove along Ogui road in Enugu.

It might surprise you to know that it was not even remotely because of my fetish for other men's wives or because I was interested in finding out if she had any underwear on, but simply because we had been told that she gave birth to a white baby for Jay Jay, and this very girl who was barely 7months old, was in the car with her that day.

It's been many years now; one fact has changed, I won't be considered a pervert for picking any interest in her now; but one fact still remains the same, what fake news can not do, does not exist.

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Politics / Re: Yul Edochie Slams Nigerians Demanding Justice For Mohbad by NwaAmaikpe: 6:48pm On Sep 17, 2023
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Walahi, odogwu a búró guy name.

Anyone who knows Yul upclose knows he is an akpa akönuche.
I realized this firsthand when he facelifted his old Lexus GX470 rather than buy a new car, he further displayed his wealth of wisdom when he went for a well-weathered, fairly-used wife with an experience of failed relationships rather than go for Rudeboy's chewing gum undergraduate type.

He has said nothing but the truth.
We only do things for clout.

How can you see Mohbad as a victim but call Yul a villain?
Yul who was unjustly demonized just because he did not want his new son hidden away.

You people did not see anything wrong in a married woman who is not in showbiz hanging around showbiz circles, going for shows and awards without her husband and even getting endorsements.
We all enjoyed the cancelling of Yul and rejoiced when his wife claimed ownership of his house in Lagos.

We did not hesitate to accuse Yul and his new woman of killing his own son.

Where is our heart?
If it is in our chests, then why does it only beat for clout?

We should not wait till someone is dead to remember to show love.

What Mohbad allegedly experienced in the hands of his oppressors is no where close to what Yul experiences daily in our hands.
But people will rather wait till someone passes to show love, share photos, make chats public and hunt for clout.

Look at yourself in the mirror and say, it is not fair. With that said, I'd ever respect Yul, for standing up to the hate.

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