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Properties / Re: A Female Roommate Needed In Abuja. by NwaChibuzor: 11:04am On Nov 08, 2017 |
winnar:I don't mind. WHere in ABuja? Gimme ur number. |
Properties / Re: A Female Roommate Needed In Abuja. by NwaChibuzor: 10:09am On Nov 08, 2017 |
I can be your roommate. I will wash plate, sweep , buy pepper etc. On one condition that we will _fuck everyday like the world's gonna end tomorrow. |
Romance / Re: Female Soldier Stuns In Leggings And Skin Tight Jeans & Crop Top (Photos) by NwaChibuzor: 9:49am On Nov 08, 2017 |
ahmEenu:Guy bone if you know the Nigerian military well, just know that if ur a female, pretty and well endowed , You are definitely food for ogas at the top. You can't tell me the top dogs in the military haven't been looking for this girl and telling their colleagues how sweet her pussy is. Its just like a university setting where lecturers will ask a lady out just to pass his course. Here in military its even worse. If you like your career and need promotion better she bow her pussy to the sight of their dick. If she refuse any advances, dem fit vex post her go borno or yobe. So those shouting food for oga at the top aren't wrong. Its not just possible for them to allow this one rest. Shes to pretty and hot to be ignored. If I were a general or a commisioned officer, she'd already be bouncing that juicy ass of hers on my dick as I dey type sef. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: 11-killed-as-gunmen-open-fire-on-plateau-villagers. by NwaChibuzor: 9:36am On Nov 08, 2017 |
To me its better to die in the hands of fulani/hausa gunmen that to follow an untrusted yoruba man to his house. What he will do to you will be worse than death. Fear the yorubas. Then the hausas. In fact an Hausa man will have more mercy killing you but a yoruba man will not. I am telling you from experience. A typical yoruba man will kill you , bury you and still come back weeks later to uproot your carcass from the ground so as to confirm if you've truly been dead all these while. I've escaped death several times from these people. May God continue to save us all. |
Crime / Re: Inside Dreaded Igwebuike Forest In Imo Where People Are Murdered And Buried by NwaChibuzor: 9:31am On Nov 08, 2017 |
Reports have it that its the yoruba people from the south-western part of Nigeria that have come to colonize Igwebuike forest. Thats the more reason you hears stories of killing and mining of carcass. 1 Like |
Health / Re: How I Contacted HIV From Sleeping With Different Prostitutes At The Age Of 24 by NwaChibuzor: 4:05am On Nov 08, 2017 |
HenryDion:Ur very right . Though I believe Hiv is real but the mind does plays trick at times. I once bleeped a hoe and the condom busted. That same night I started feeling the symptoms of Hiv which is not possible because it takes several weeks or even months for any symptom to start showing. LoL. Later went for test months later and it was negative. Funny how the mind and brain are wired to trick us in times of fear. |
Health / Re: How I Contacted HIV From Sleeping With Different Prostitutes At The Age Of 24 by NwaChibuzor: 3:59am On Nov 08, 2017 |
GenBuhari:alcatraz005 and genbuha, Hiv no be hoax o. Its real only that its highly overrated. But its real. Pls play safe. |
Properties / Re: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by NwaChibuzor: 12:36am On Nov 08, 2017 |
If u no live for face me I face u, u no enjoy the funny side of life. I've lived in one before. Remember when my nigga joseph (jo baba) went into the toilet and was peeping at a girl taking her bath in the bathroom (toilet and bathroom share same demarcation). The girl somhow caught him and started shouting ontop of her voice. As usual na the whole compond don come out gather see wetin dey happen. We waited for the culprit to come out but nobody show naso the girl just vex open the door forcefully. Surprisingly there was nobody there. Everybody don dey insult the innocent girl sef say she raise false alarm. Then it dawned on me that my nigga must have escaped through the tiny window. It wasn't easy to believe that someone of his size could easily pass through but I was pretty much sure of what jobaba could do. Then hours later I saw jobaba coming down the streets. Dude bin dey try pretend and he never even enter house finish nahim the girl wan chop am o. See shout. As jobaba be my nigga I supported him with everything in me even though I knew he was guilty. Then after the whole situation died down finish we enter room and our other friend said one statement that still makes me laugh till date. ''Jobaba u nor well o. Shey girl wey no get yansh before u still wan use eye chop small commot''. . We just burst into laughter. Till date we are still friends and anything we flashback at that incident, we still laugh. In face me I face u there is always 1. The gossipers 2. The quiet ones (These category no send anybody. They go about their daily routine and come back late at night) 3. That bros wey don nearly impregnate all the girls for hood finish 4. The woman whose husband is not always around and bleeps the next door neighbour 5. The tennants children who can turn the whole compound upside down on their own 6. The public toilet girl wey all the guys for compound don chop finish. (Funniest thing is at night everyone come out to discuss their sexcapades they had with her) 7. The old man who advises the younger generation and knows the history of that compound. ( The man be like chai back then in 1992 when mama nkechi dey live for the room u dey now) the list goes on and on mehn. These things are just a phase of life. E go better. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Maid For Allowing Kerosene To Dry Up In A Stove by NwaChibuzor: 5:46pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Some of these children can be very stubborn. When I was at her age, I received worse than this. In fact the whole pot of hot yam with the water will be emptied on me. The hotness of that water always affected my brain. Sometimes, I won't be able to think well for weeks. I remember always running to mama nkechi to help me come and beg. Common sense should tell her to make sure the stove is filled up when cooking marathon foods like beans or yam. But let her just exercise patience, with time and gradually, the scars will go. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu With Her Daughter & Mother: 3 Generations Photo by NwaChibuzor: 5:45pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
I don't mind having a three some with the ladies left and right. |
Sports / Re: Why Michael Emenalo Quit Chelsea by NwaChibuzor: 5:32pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
That Emenalo ran the affairs of chelsea like a typical Nigerian. Very corrupt and after nothing but his own stomach. Glad he left . Nicholas Goodison once said ''A tired chairman is a bad chairman. A dead one is usually worse.'' 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Proposes N8.6trn Budget For 2018 by NwaChibuzor: 5:27pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Before I comment let me drop this quote by Henry Miller Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood. 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Welcomes Obasanjo As He Leads Brenthurst Team To Enugu (Photos) by NwaChibuzor: 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Its something of a shame for an Igbo man to bow to a yoruba man. It should be the other way round because if you start mentioning great people in the country we the igbos take the lead from sports , entertainment, poetry, agriculture, business, politics , education etc.. After all , a man called Abraham Maslow once said ''The most stable and therefore most healthy self-esteem is based on deserved respect from others rather than on external forms or celebrity and unwarranted adulation.'' 26 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Replies Denrele ‘i’m The Boss Now, Sit Down And Learn’ by NwaChibuzor: 4:27pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
If I were president in this country, I will legalize gay marriage. In fact it will be one of my campaigns for 2019. People have the right to marry whatever they want. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by NwaChibuzor: 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: So Touching, Before And After Pix Of A Nigerian Kid Adopted By Denmark Woman by NwaChibuzor: 3:54pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Donates $5,000 To Orphanage Home In The US by NwaChibuzor: 9:18am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Very good of suleiman but he should have done better. How much is 5k dollars that will not be blown off in a blink of an eye. Suleiman should be donating millions of dollars not thousands. |
Sports / Re: Photos: Kanu Nwankwo Shares Photos As He Arrives Indonesia With Other EPL Legend by NwaChibuzor: 9:13am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Nwankwo Kanu. The best football product ever from Nigeria. Simply because he's Ndigbo. We conquer Nigeria in every sector. Agriculture, Business, Education, sports, entertainment etc |
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Or Dated An Older Lady? by NwaChibuzor: 9:01am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Older girls are more mature. They tell you want they want. In fact na dem go say dem dey come ur house con Bleep. Unlike all the small girls. dem wan Bleep na no. Dem no wan Bleep na no. Its difficult to understand what they want. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 8:31am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Juzec:lol u think say I play that colorful game? U must be a clown 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 11:09pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Juzec: Alligator dey line up agama lizard sef show face. Dude is now feeling like one important person for this thread. If we dey count better punters for here you no go see space join queue. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Someone Told Me If I Die Today, He Will Urinate On My Grave by NwaChibuzor: 9:47pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
What kind of nonsense talk is this na? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: About 27 Dead In Texas As Gunman Opens Fire On First Baptist Church by NwaChibuzor: 9:27pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
I was there live. Thank God my survival instinct allowed me run away and take cover on time. When the FBI arrived , I joined them in looking for the culprits. It wasn't easy at all. 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Juzec:the red wey dey this your ticket is enough to paint a 5 bedroom duplex inside out. 3 Likes |
Agriculture / Re: Extremely Fast Growing Specie Of Catfish Fingerlings Available For Sale In PH by NwaChibuzor: 7:02am On Nov 04, 2017 |
IamOlusa:you still have the guts to lie that u sent me airtime. Well thank God the mods locked that thread for good. You are truly a criminal which everyone noticed from the start. I waited patiently yesterday and the day before. There was no recharge on that number. Abi will I still come here and be lying ontop 500 naira recharge card again? You deserve a long ban from the mods boy. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 2:02am On Nov 03, 2017 |
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 1:54am On Nov 03, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko:we shall recover our money back from your next 25 deposits. Moreover u think say u get sense for that ashawo thread abi? I will teach u a bitter lesson. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by NwaChibuzor: 1:12am On Nov 03, 2017 |
wetin dey worry this bet9ja website na. Why is everything in this country just upside down 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Today is 2016 Batch B Stream 1 Passing Out Parade. October Allowance 2017 Delayd by NwaChibuzor: 1:03am On Nov 03, 2017 |
frankIzuchukwu:you met someone during nysc and shes already you dearest. When will you boys have sense? |
Education / Re: TOBI M. OLUSA SCIENCE QUIZ Season1 Episode 1 =>win Airtime by NwaChibuzor: 12:11am On Nov 03, 2017 |
IamOlusa:oga you are nothing but a crook. Kindly do me a favor by editing my post you quoted. Edit it and remove my phone number for me pls. I don't need your card again but just edit that post and remove my phone number from ur quote |
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