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meenah04:
No, i am not into ICT

Good morning

Morning,
I was thinking you are one, wrong prediction as always. Maybe I will need an octopus.

What are you into.

meenah04:
Shy guys love more genuinely, calm but don't dare take their shyness and calmness for granted else you go hearam. Abi am I right or wrong

You are not far from the truth. I believe they always desire for a supportive partner who will bring out their goals than any random girl for wife sex.

You seem to be a conservative extrovert. Are you into ICT?

meenah04:
Yes but not extreme

I thought as much but, good to know some women love introverted men.
And you like shy guys too. What attracts you in them.

meenah04:
Yes but not extreme

I thought as much but, good to know some women love introverted men.
And you like shy guys too. What attracts you in them.

meenah04:
I prefer an introvert to extrovert. Love and understanding is the main thing. Just understand your partner. When he blinks, coughs, no what he meant by that. That's just it.

But then introvert or extrovert, love and understanding conquers everything.

Are you an introvert?

meenah04:
I prefer shy and gentle guy

For Nairaland abi?
I know say women no dey like shy guys but again different strokes for different folks.

Me I shy too, women dey like me too but them dey quickly japa. Because I no sabi talk the talk. So me too I conclude say no woman dey like introvert.
In fact, one lady like that na when I dey chance her dey touch am join the thin dey sweet am.
Only say she be bad woman. One nigga wey been dey knack her for her yard wey don come marry, she no want leave the guy. I just dey pray make she no destroy that small girl marriage.

IgweOfNnewi:
Ask GOD to choose for you or marry or marry a virgin without experience people will not listen, if you marry a virgin without bad experience or someone GOD choose for you, you wouldn't have any problem, A virgin that didn't fornicate when she was single and free, is it in marriage she will start cheating, it will be hard, a fornicator or cheat will be hard to change her ways.


I have a friend that earn no single Kobo between March and September last year and even his wife is earn over 300% of his salary but there is peace in their house, they have been married for over two years now, the wife normally send her salary to her husband's account and they spend it together. Stop marrying non virgin or ungodly people, marry someone GOD choose for you

My Boss would say women are weird.
Some will jump from man to man when single and when they marry, they stay faithful.
Others won't do nada when they are single. But would go on fxcking spree when married because any bastard can be brought to the husbands house.

Except the Lord choose for you most times, you would choose a hoe.

We call them government of change. They are setting precedence for other governments to follow.
#NigeriaEnjoyYourChange

Mattswaggz:
Pls,, is there any site that I can learn Python for free or I need to pay?

YouTube

klawaaa:
Yeah, start from Python... It is more user friendly and interactive. I promise you gonna like programming when you are into it fully. Just make sure you are not in a hurry; learn a piece at a time. Another is to look for a project you want to solve that would require you to use a programming language and that would increase your curiosity.

xyz123456:
Check ustacky.com. Those guys dey teach wella

awulio:
Google Odin they teach you free how to code and there’s a discord community that guide you and help you filled with ppl from around the world.

justmondris:
Maybe you should start with html and CSS before trying JavaScript

Thanks to you all.

However, I am trying my hands on publishing and it's quite demanding.
I don't know if I can concentrate enough to do both well.

EkenmaPeter:
Welcome everyone.
Today I will be writing about starting a life as a programmer which I will list 5 things to know and be ready to do or let go to be able to be a successful programmer.


1. You don't need to be a computer science student

These days it's very easy to pick up a skill you are interested in and learn. Content are so much available for anything possible you can learn or you wish you know about.
In programing, you are expected to be a computer science student but in reality you don't even need to be in a computer related field to be a successful programmer.
Non computer science student are breaking borders and solving problems.


2. Google is your friend

No programmer can know everything, the best programmers in the world still use Google to find a way out of there problems.
In programing, no man is an island. I once watch an interview between Bill gates and Steve Job. Steve Job talks about how they had to fly bill gate from his location down to there factory just to help them build a particular function for their pc OS. So always ask for help through any means.


3. Don't follow the crowd.

Let me paint a picture for you on this.
Peter wants to start learning programing, his friends tunde is a PHP developer. Just because he don't want to follow tunde because NodeJs is the next big thing he followed the crowd.
1 year later peter is still looking for a job but tunde keep cashing out on PHP Core language.
In programing you choose what you want and can do and not what other people wants. Do you want to go into robotics look in python etc, you want to go into app look into java etc.

PHP alone can make you a billionaire if you chose the right path. In PHP you can choose to go into WordPress which are break into Themes, Plugins, Add-on and many more, or Magnito or OpenCart or Laravel etc which are build on PHP. Choose a language you no you can create and build on not just because Mr A is into it then you want to do the same.


4. You don't need a job, you only need an idea

In Nigeria, going into programing is all about working in a good reputable company and earn a moderate salary. But little do they know that there are markets meant for programmers. People sell scripts, plugins , fully customized Website and get millions of dollars with $100 per download.
Choose your path in this great adventure you find yourself into. We need more programmers in this country. Check YouTuber you find out that india's has dominant the web development space. Good programmers sharing ideas to help young developer to excel. They are making the use of their large population of programmers to improve there life and that of their country.



5. Have a pet projects

Pet projects helps in building your path to where you wish to end up. A pet projects is your small little miracle waiting to happen. A twitter engineer was using Bootstrap as a pet project for job for his tasks till it became best frontend css framework.
Don't start programming without having a pet project, it shape you. It takes your boring time and it also keep you consistent which is the key in our line of job.



Thanks. I hope you understand me.
By EkenmaPeter

Good tips.
I don't have a skill and still have many things in my head. I have tried to learn Java but just can't understand nada. I am planning on looking forward to python.
I am really really confused. My head no just want carry this programming of a thing.

Romanoff:
That is why they will be dating you and four other guys.
There's no relationship without a clear cut definition.

I am tempted to believe you.
One wisdom juice for your head.

Romanoff:
That is why they will be dating you and four other guys.
There's no relationship without a clear cut definition.

I am tempted to believe you.
One wisdom juice for your head.

Soon sir, you will be more familiar with all the prisoners and then, you will be singing another different song for Nigeria.

Beremx:
Dangote right now....

The thing go pain am eh.

osamz007:
AWON VANITY CREW I AWAIT YOU

Person cannot joke come near you again.

Small thing you don carry bottle. Who do you this thing.

DeSepiero:
...and we got to insert 50kobo coin inside sometimes to help it work.

See you sef. You follow do this thing that time. 50kobo or 1naira coin. Good old days.
I dey even change bulb holder put for another sef wen d switch spoil and I no want throw am away.

Zzor:
And finally my humble self:Only a man with deep wisdom will see through me,I am that pest you will so much miss her absence, no place for hate in my heart,I have a great passion for the old and weak and I'm blessed with an uncommon deep wisdom, I pity Nairalanders who think I'm dumb lol.

I came to read, I have read, I will see what to make up with the list.

So these are the ones you think are worth mentioning?

Very him go go UK Abi na India for treatment.

A lady once told me "what have you done to me that another man hasn't done."

In this life, bang the bangs till you marry.

Only love your wife.

Do what gives you joy so far it's legit.

Kicking well. Love this.

Tobi is a real player who knows how to pull the strings. Never in a rush and yet took her resisting walls away.

Cheating is not good whether man or woman.

veave:
Omo. The truth is that 25k is too small for 5people no be lies. Chai, what can you do to improve on your income? I guess she's still a breastfeeding mother. It's not good for a young mother to be hungry honestly. Kai!!!

Only me as a man if I want chop satisfy myself for the month, 25k na small money.

The woman dey try no be small.

Weytin dey anger the woman na be say she don push the man to go hustle another thing but the guy no dey gree.

My brother and his wife had similar experience.
I dey dey house dey hear how the wife dey draw map for success. That one na one pikin o.

Make the guy buckle up and hustle more.

Freedom lost indeed for now.

God bless us oooo so our women no go use us play.

sandygechy:
I want to understand something.Which wife should prepare breakfast and lunch? Same wife taking care of triplets without a housemaid? Odiegwu....

Inside life.

That time na their two enjoy the f*ck oooooooooooooooooo.
The guy dey pose that time with 55k dey buy things for the girl and mama.
The girl no tell am say invest in so so so and so. The man no no say 55k with monthly investment of 15k in kindle direct publishing or other online business can take him a long way and make him bigger man.

Now, woman wey dey cook well de guy dey chop well no want cook again.

Time never pass cha.

eliok:
You have to use multimeter to test them. Make sure it gives 3-3.7 volts.
There is a 12v connection called 3s
And a 14.4 volts connection. Called 4s
So for how long it last depends on the no of battery in parallel .
So join the batteries in 33 cell each pack 33+33+33 = 12.6volts (11.1 volts)
Or
25+25+25+25 cells = 14.6v. (3.7v each pack)
If a. Single bcell contain 1.8 amp
Power is 1.8 x 33 = 60amp multiply by voltage
60 x 12 = 720 watts.
A laptop consume around 50 watts 3 dc bulbs is 15 watts x 3 = 45 watts
Phones if you charge 6watts
It will last you about 6 hours. Untill nepa bring light
Thank you

How much does each of the battery goes.

We were in a numerical class one certain day and a student decided to go get soft drinks for himself but then, one of the girls who sell these items came around so the student decided to buy from her. He also asked the lecturer to take a bottle of soft drink and banana. The lecturer before collecting the items asked if it were devil's gift.
According to him, the devil no dey give without collecting. Now, you should know how sweet numerical is.

Good development but extend to other LGAs

So a friend helped me submit my CV to his company. Though I know not the work but I was briefed and coached on the job.
Three months past and we were still waiting but I was in touch with my friend and never paid much attention to the CV again since I thought I would be called to come over to the company for interview.

Three days ago, I was awakened by my phone ringtone from a deep sleep and next question, where did you work.

My brain na Pentium 3 so it couldn't boot fast. My company is ATY is responded. ATY What.
ATY investment. How many years experience, I forgot what I used on the CV so I dabbled between 2 n 5 but settled on 5years.

What is your duty. I did answered this one correctly and he put off his call promising to get back to me today.

He never introduced himself to me and I was expecting call from three different HR.
My friend just called that the other person he submitted the CV with mine has been text to come to the company on Monday. He wanted to know if I am invited too but not yet.

How can I even explain this to my friend, that I fxcked up on my year of experience?

Naija my country. Very powerful and united when it comes down to pulling one down.

Committee set up two days ago and pain, they have impeached him.
Was the man called to defend himself?

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