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TenthMan:
What is the Name of Your Organization?

Where is it Located at?

Where do you hold your trainings/ Where is your training school?

Who has Certified your training outfit?

Are you ISO Certified (since you claim you train to ISO Standard)? You will be engaged latter on this your claim. For instance, upon which ISO Standard is your training based?

What is your company's web address?

Who is the individual or group of individuals running your organization?

There are lot of more questions to be asked.

You need to provide these (and more) details so that people will take it seriously.

Good luck.

bro which reputable organization can one get HSE certification in Lagos?

Again you said something about ISPON... please can you explain further on this??

Lastly I just concluded my masters in env. mgt. and want to get HSE certification... do I need to start with hse 1 or just hse 2&3?

Thank you

Babadee1900:
Let me give you a tip on how to avoid getting blocked due to too many cancellations.

At the end of every working day, check your activity score before you close for the day. If you see that you have exceeded 48% of cancellations, do this: stay online, accept any trip that enters, turn off network for the phone number your rider will call, slide on arriving now and wait. Some riders will cancel but if the rider did not cancel wait for 5 minutes then cancel.

If you want it to be faster, increase your radar/coverage to 20km. Sometimes I will be on my bed in Ajah and accept requests from Ikorodu

The screenshot below is from this evening, my cancellation rate was at 56% when I closed. I have balanced it!

P.s Do this at your own discretion

noted bro. Thanks

kodred:
Why did they block you for that long?

too many cancellations bro

izzou:
[color=royalblue]0803-901-2019[/color]

thanks

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Badoo Omo Mushin

Only you LASTMA, LOCAL GOVERNMENT, VIO, POLICE, FRSC, WHO, .....

I greet you boss [/color]

my bolt account was suspended till 14th March. Help me with the number to call

TenthMan:
Kindly verify/acknowledge receipt.


Good luck.

seen. Thanks

NOL2dworld:
Lets chat on What'sapp

no qualms

Your no.

xana101:
Bolt/Taxify are mad!!!
Took this lady from vi to freedom way.
We went to eko hotel first and I waited for more than one hour. She begged me to wait cos her stuffs were inside my car. When she came I checked the price was N1,300. Got to her destination Price was N1,700 from eko hotel with toll gate fee to freedom way. Bolt wrote price was recalculated cos of poor route. She gave me 2k and ask me to keep the change. I do not expect the fare to be less than 2k. I think I will stop waiting for Bolt rider. Some will tell u wait for me after-all my money is reading.

bro for your sanity, please stop checking price. Just end ride and take whatever you see in peace

Brainbox0806:
You sound too vain...so short d fuc up and go and enjoy ur job with ur posh car, you keeps over flogging this issue of lasdri , let it rest. people like you are the type that treat drivers like trash... unknown to you vain lots that some drivers are multi millionaire and people have different motives for driving,some people drive for funs.pretty bad you were once a driver but now believed you've grown a wing. Met some quite numbers of your type while fun driving , put them in check always. Guys, don't lose guard, don't be cowards, go out make money and quit panicking when you see vio or their likes, you got to be brave if you want to be rich and stop pointing fingers..that I'm not who I want to be .. because of this or that, cowards do that. Dress well, smell nice while in work, the way you dress prone the way you will be addressed. To drive or excel in lagos, you must possess the calm and crazy characters, apply the appropriate conducts when needed. Don't do sir sir or ma ma to enter grave, use your brain. Don't enter people compound except well known hotels, let your brain be on high frequency always. N Guys complaining about bolt cheating them in fare calculations or not giving you cancellation fee (it sucks n disheartening when you drive 3/4km to go pick a rider but end up canceling on you after a long wait), make sure you run the day always and don't let the day runs you, if a system try to fuc u ..then fuc them too. Nobody will teach you how to.. devise ur own way

true talk bro

I’ve found out that when you dress well and are composed, no rider will take you for granted

Me personally I try to maintain my cool always but if you show me say you get craze then I go show you say I be Lagos boy and put you in your place especially all those mannerless and classless girls

Again I find it funny that on a thread like this which is meant for Uber drivers to share their experiences, we would let some dimwit girl to decide how and what we do. Someone that has never contributed constructively on the thread nor have been of any use. It’s a shame

Lastly yes angryigboman could go overboard sometimes but he really makes sense in most of his comments. God knows there’s no way I would have modified my post if I had posted that girl’s pictures

mrjaydee:
Just look clean and presentable. Nice haircut clean shave, make your car always fresh and smelling nice.

Be firm when talking to the ladies look into thier eyes and lips (Note only the ones that says you are cute, I get that alot) before you go go tell Army officer wife/girlfriend.

Do this and watch how the ovens beg for your lighter

nice one baba

Lmao @army officer wife/ girlfriend

medd422:
Can u really drive on ehailing and don't light oven. I really don't think so.

lolz

This is my 7th month and I never light any oven abi e get wetin I suppose do wey I no Dey do

mrjaydee:
Lol bro no be so. We are all human, cos some riders are bad doesn't mean all the riders are bad. Ever wonder why things like this rarely happens on uber? I gave her that chance cos it's just 1600. I'm trying to save the next driver she might use and try this stunt. This will make her think again and also I'm sure she would tell her friends about this issue.

It's a Win situation here bro.

true bro.

Has she paid you?

suco01:
This is not an issue of pity for anyone. The reason why I said I won't believe a side of a story is I don't know the real story of this matter. send her your account number through SMS and lets see if she's really scam or not. Me am just not in support of posting riders number anyhow, there are better ways to go about it. I don call some riders here based on numbers drivers put here where riders will tell me that he/she will substitute the money to the insult other callers gave them. No be all of us wey dey here Sabi address issue maturely, some are ready to escalate things while some are just to achieve the riders pay their money.

baba I commend you for the way you spoke to her but most of those girls are plainly rude, arrogant and lie a lot

She must have lied to you to save face. She should post the message of the guy that asked for a fvck. Besides respect is earned. If she had wanted one she would have paid her debts

No need supporting her but if you still believe what she told you then you can as well believe my grandma of 85yrs is still a virgin

mrjaydee:
This is my first time and going to be the last time I will do this. Its obvious some people here dont reason like a normal human being.

You read my story that I picked up riders the fare was due to surge, I lent her 1k to buy things on the way and at the end she paid 4000naira and told me she will pay the balance on monday.

What other info did i left out? What will i gain by putting up someone's number for us to call? Is it not so the person wont do this shit to another driver?

Make I rest here getting angry already

baba nawa o... you of all people

Me wey never even reach one year for this hustle no fit make this kind mistake surge or no surge

Well shit happens. We move

I just hope she pays

nitigriti:
Thank you for having a view different from mine, which you expressed.

All I've just be saying is e-hailing drivers cannot afford to pretend like the Lagos State Government factor is not there. It is there, it stares us in the face. For instance, the latest VIO is saying is that e-hailing vehicles drivers should have Hackney permit and LASDRI. No driver can afford to ignore these directives.

For instance, if VIO should stop me and is able to identify me as an e-hailing driver; then ask me for my Hackney permit and LASDRI, will I tell them Uber or Bolt have not notified me, so I don't have? Won't my vehicle be impounded?

One of our responsibilities on this thread is to guide people right so their investments in e-hailing can be protected. Anybody can come on this forum and say I'm not getting this and I'm not getting that; which will end up misleading so many people such that when it comes to time to face these officials on the road, they will be on there own and at the mercies of the officials.

i get you bro. Nobody is denying the government factor. In fact as someone rightly pointed out the government would always win

But what I’m saying is that there’s no way the government would implement an order without informing Uber. No official statements from government yet and we just carry am for head

Just like the case of gokada ban, there was official statement from the government and the firm was also informed

We are less than 2% of the entire Uber drivers in Lagos on this platform so tell me how drivers not on this thread will be aware if not from Uber coz apart from this thread I’ve not heard, seen or read about these permits(radio, tv, internet)

Again I’m yet to see anybody whose car was impounded coz of those permits. It’s just hearsay and nothing more

nitigriti:
So in our collective reasoning, what Uber or Bolt or OCar or InDriver says is more important and should be taken more seriously than what Lagos State Government says?

Please what's the meaning of "denial" again?

baba I’m surprised this is coming from you

Uber/bolt/ocar/Indriver gave us a platform to come partner with them with the “claim” that they are registered with the government for the business hence the commission they charge.

I don’t have any business with Lagos state government and if they feel that drivers need to get any permit, then they should communicate the firms that gave the drivers the platform and then the firms will communicate the partners(drivers)

Till then I’m not paying shishi for any shit

Modified::
Guys we can all agree to disagree on issues like this and others. No need for insults please
We are a big family here and let’s not forget the purpose of this thread

Peace

deedee44:
As for me and my household, I'm not getting any goddamned lasdri neither am I getting any fccking permit. The ONLY way I'm paying shishi for the two is if I'm unable to go online without them. Till then I'm still waiting for that VIO that will prove that I'm uber.
RUBBISH!!!

same here my brother

If they do not log me out... I’m not paying for any shit

Sometimes I wonder the kind of people we are.. any small thing panic everywhere

Graduates go dey behave like mumu

Spits

waks1:
How do you top up? I did via gt bank app with 100 charges again. These banks self.

best you download the LCC app and top up via the app. Zero charges and user friendly

waks1:
Some of those toll attendants are thief. I passed admiralty toll plaza and I always like to pay with cash there so as to reserve my etag credit for the lekki-ikoyi link toll since that is strictly non-cash, so I gave this guy cash 1k and he balanced me my change after which he press a button and thank God I notice the electronic balance display which shows I have also been charged on my etag. I quickly challenged him and he came out of the cubicle and return my cash. I told him is this how you guys keep robbing unsuspecting users of their hard-earned money. When you get sacked now ur eye go clear. Guy be vigilant when using the toll so as to avoid double payment especially when u have etag.

i think the best thing to do is stick with e tag if you have one and cash if you don’t. That way you avoid unnecessary arguments and save time

It’s very easy to top up your e tag. You don’t have to go to their office as you can do it on your bank mobile app and on LCC app also

Blu03:
nah!
It increased it rather.
I couldn't comment without someone asking why i changed my gender.
A guy even gave me a lecture on how i should be proud to be me and unique. Bla bla bla

noticed that people were commenting on why you changed your gender also

But one shocking thing was how your comments were as if you were a guy. I don’t know if you did that intentionally tho but that really amazed me

Happy Sunday

Blu03:
nah! It's lame...

how?

I guess it reduced the attention you needed to feed on

AshiraWealthy:
For a total skincare recommendations, holla me at my email.
Please note you'll pay consultation fee before you will be attended to.

haha

Please in the spirit of valentine do this for me

I know it won’t be the end and I promise to pay for consultations subsequently and patronize you

AshiraWealthy:
What's this one saying? Did you not see where I recommended an SPF for him? For you to even think of Otentika as broad spectrum SPF shows you know little to nothing about skincare! Who uses otentika these days? I'm talking about pure sun screen, you're mentioning otentika.... You're still very backwards in this field. Move with the times girl. The skincare Industry has gone beyond otentika and the likes of it. Stop sounding archaic.

For your info, Im a pro skincare therapist and cosmetic formulator. So go and ammas more info to up your game cos you're still far behind in matters of skincare.

Don't waste your time mentioning me cos I dont argue with skincare wannabes who dont understand the science behind how certain skincare formula work. Only to to make noise with halfbaked info they stumbled upon online.

Cheers

please I want to tone up a bit. I currently use clear nature soap and lotion but I noticed it somehow leaves dark patches(due to previous blemishes on my face)

What soap and cream can you recommend I use that will even tone and look fresh on me

Thanks in anticipation for your response

Go and make money op. That’s the only language ladies understand

AngryIgboMan:
No. Am not driving to make money. Am sharing a ride with a rider headed to my destination. If I want, I will take money from the person to buy fuel. If I want, I will carry the person for free. Its not there business. Its my car. Abi did they catch me collecting money for commercial services?

Anytime they see me..

VIO: Technically you are an Uber driver

Me: Nope. Oga, am headed to my office and I decided to help someone who is headed in my destination"

VIO: Where is your office

Me: Nnewi

VIO: What then are you doing in Yaba?

Me: "Oh that? My dear, I heard Sanwo Olu is patching up Lagos roads. So, am driving through Yaba to connect to Ikorodu road enroute berger to have a first hand view information of the workings of the Lagos state government. Am a tax payer in this state. So I will like to know how my tax is being spent... Here is my tax ID card. Itesiwaju Ipinle eko Lojewalogun"

SINCE WE HAVE ALL DECIDED TO BE MAD! LETS SEE WHO THEY WILL CHAIN FIRST.

So Technically ko, Theoretically Ni... I don't give a hoot about there opinion. Abi did there father buy me a car?

lolz at nnewi

Baba you just said my mind.

Kachi fo!

chucsmoore:
Facecap

Bag, Bucket and sponge, bathsoap in the booth

Looking like alien . ( Said by angryiboman)

Store Provisions in the pigeon hole

All manners sport stickers and banners e.g arsenal, Chelsea, man U it's inside and outside the car

Dents and scratches all over car. Broken headlamp and rear light. Broken side mirror hold by cello tape

Always on sleepers or Pam sandal

Different colours of Throw pillow at back of the car windscreen

Always on reserve. N500 fuel Gang

Glass protector from sun

Aggressive driving, they don't give U chance in traffic

And so many more I wish could list here

rotfl

You’re damn so funny bruh

brainwave:
Hmm...well. my honest opinion may not be accurate as I'd very likely have a positive bias towards HSE cos that what I know and have the most passion for.

Nevertheless, if finance is not a deterrent and you have international career aspirations like the original guy (Eleniyan) who asked the question, I'd definitely recommend HSE because, you might be better placed competing for HSE jobs with Arabs, Europeans or Americans than if you were to compete with them for HR positions. It all boils down to your personal circumstance and future desires or plans.

As for the question of which to go for between HSE (I'm assuming by this you mean Nigeria-based programs from organisations like ISPON etc) and NEBOSH, of course if you've got the resources and have to choose one, NEBOSH is the way to go!

Hope this helps!

thank you bro

It did really help

Cheers!

brainwave:
Well...HSE is quite different from HR or personnel management (CIPM) although both disciplines have in common, some form of people management function. I know a couple of people who decided to go the HR route after their first degrees in Sociology as well as there are people who chose to pursue the HSE route after a first degree in the social sciences.

You might need to do a comparative analysis of the number of opportunities potentially available in both fields (HSE vs HR) in the labor market post-NYSC because the truth is that irrespective of your interest in a certification or qualification, the end goal in investing time and other resources towards acquiring such is to move you forward towards your career goals and enhancing your job prospects.

In summary, I think you should compare both professions and determine which would serve your best interests in view of the resources available for you to work with (especially finances) and against the backdrop of your future plans and desires.

Cheers!

sir in your honest opinion which offers more opportunities out there

Please NEBOSH or hse which would you advise I go for?

Thanks.

Gimli:
[I wonder why people always want to make money from rendering help...well I got all nebosh materials from someone in this group for FREE..and made a distinction..I didn't have to pay a dime for d materials..please there certain things that one should be happy to give out without attaching any cost to it..

please could you help me.with past question and materials.... jsunday413@gmail.com

please I need the materials also

iamakeeno@gmail.com. Thanks