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ItsModella: the guys obviously..

Even you?

[quote author=~vicky~]^^^ the guys of course [/quote]*scoffs*
Like I expected you to say the truth

Yeah yeah...
Every guy: "I have self control".
Girls: "I do not know why, but guys cannot control themselves"

Who is lying?

Obinoscopy: Hon I've turned a new leaf. Why should I've go after all the women when I've got you. You are all the women in the world combined together .

*coughs and rolls eyes around the world*

Idowuogbo: Replied...

okay...

Kill-joy!

Aaaarghhh! I thought you were all out (porrn intended)

[quote author=~vicky~]some traveled, some are partying, some are sleeping [/quote]Does that mean we are alone?

Hahaha... Damn funny
I no believe the story sha

[quote author=~vicky~]Hon Oahrey how re u?

@ Hon Beync howdy?[/quote]I'm fine jare. Where are the other inmates?

Beync: YES!

Okies Figured out from the 'faithful and discreet...' post.

Nice place this is

ItsModella: hehehe!! I didn't understand nada but yeah, it sounds like Esan so I belive you...

that was edo not esan






kidding Edo no sweet reach like that.

ijebabe: Oops, just noticed this. How you dey?

I hear pesin dey give free clothes

They made her change her mind

ItsModella: of course I heard what you said, I'm not deaf

lmao. Smartie much? You know what I meant jare.

ItsModella:
your language tho, sounds very tongue twisting...only a rapper can speak it fast..

your voice pitch too dropped, all because you were speaking Esan...that is one helluva language

still, nice one, nice...

hahaha... Nah. Different recorder, and I didn't speak too close to the mic like I did with the others.

So, did you hear a word?

kandiikane: What is it? You know anything for idowu has to go through me right?

alright, check her mail

Idowuogbo, anytime you see this, check your mail.

ItsModella, almost forgot about this... No mind the voice o, still hoarse.

Obinoscopy: U get odeshi? I never knew esan antelopes wear odeshi

Your lack of knowledge put you on the right track. Wearing odeshi is for Igbo antelopes. I do not wear any. Why wear what you are born with?

suxes2005: Leggo Dublin (local station here) and come get the best weed man

I've been doing a lot of meditating and praying lately, and this has helped me collect my thoughts and organize them into the letter you're about to read. Here's my side of the story: If you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that to Suxes2005, acting like a quasi-judgmental, illogical agelast is a lot of fun. (The merits of Suxes2005's solutions won't be discussed here because they lack merit.) If you've read any of the neo-acrasial slop that he has concocted, you'll clearly recall his description of his plan to place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Suxes2005 has never had that faculty. He always does what he wants to do at the moment and figures he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems that arise. Finally, whatever your thoughts or feelings about Suxes2005 are, I urge you to help me detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his aberrant little schemes.

Obinoscopy: Aha! Its u oahray!

*Cocks Gun*

*taps odeshi button, whispers something inaudible*
Oya shoot na.
*yimu*

Shugamania:
That's because u were eyeing the cook now..
Good afternoon..i want my date

Wait a min, Did u just call Obino bingo??

His name is not Obingoscopy? Didn't know o

We'd have the date tonight. Then I'd show you my apartment
I love night dates.

Shugamania: Hey...
U ran away without taking me on my date abi.

Morning chicco..

hehehe... You called bingo for me nau. Didn't want 'OBINGOscopy' to come that close
Good afternoon dear.

Idowuogbo:

hello newbie

Beync: *searches* 'who is the faithful & discreet husband that when his wife travel & come back, she find him taking care of himself & his households?'

connecting....
waiting for result...
No result was found...

u know how much of my juice i fed u b4 i traveled and not quite long b4 u started crying and beggin for wat i gives u in a plata of gold

*faints*

hahaha... Are you JW?