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Rooneyboy: Who's this one

Have u taken ur drugs today

It can talk!

Caracta: *sprinkles holy water on him*

Leave me alone

but I'm not holding you... yet. Just wanted to... em... Never mind *walks away wondering if his shirt sprinkled with holy water has become holy too*

Idowuogbo: *flicks her locks* woeva!

hmmnph! I know how to catch you!

Caracta: Goodmorning y'all.

Goodmorning dear. It's just the both of us here. You know what that means

Idowuogbo: *clicks ignore*

ya crazy jeans dia!

Idowuogbo: Jus u and me? Dangerous! *runs out of the thread*

see this one. Na guys suppose dey fear being alone with you except me of course

dont8: Who be your brother You blind ni, do I look like Awilo Logomba

you deny me? ok na

dont8: No, I be Ishan Jew

my brother!

dont8: Sharrap, go tell that to the Isrealites

you no be igbo jew?

caseless: i hope u sent this post from ur church with congregation and ur pastor preaching in front of u.


Leave here this minute!

see this one. I did not mention church only. What's more, I might be getting ready, who knows?

dont8: Sharrap, get behind me, you sinner

I have only three verses for you:

"All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" - Romans 3:23

"If anyman does not stumble in word, this one is a perfect man, able to briddle his tongue" -(Not sure what verse)

"If we say we have not sinned, we are making him (God) a liar, and his word is not in us" -1John 5:10

You need Jesus in your life brother. Accept him today

See these cassanovas. Make una comot from here this minute! Go to church or chill somewhere else that's not here.

Ishilove: See him, agent of strife and discord.

ha! You exaggerate jare. I did not join the squabble, simply watched like an agent of peace and accord. How do I settle a fight I did not watch, eh?

Caracta: Now i know who has been liking these posts. Can you imagine? Lol...

who? *brings plate and spoon* Spill the ewa agoyin.

lalaosky: your left eye there, antelopic AWWRAY

madam lalaoskiatu, wetin your eye go find for my left eye? *resets the clock eye from half-past one*

Idowuogbo: I'll pay d price.Tell me!

hehehe... *throws cowries, gazes thoughtfully for a while*
Its quite cheap sha. The liver of a virgin cockroach, a female fly that is the third child of her mother, and... Bring those two first

lalaosky: ur left testicles there..antelope...awwray....*angry*

I have four (ever wondered why yours is empty?) and the two extra are on the left

Caracta: @oahray, you know my writing sucks...but i could try some with you. Where? When?

maybe not tonight. Would go to bed soon. Just booking an appointment

[quote author=acidosis™]ayam innocent hajiah lalaoskiatu[/quote]


A-LA-O-SKI-A-TU

Show's over already? Nice thing I no buy VIP ticket

@caracta, up for some rhymez?

lalaosky: it was fun while it lasted

Swallow your words madam Lalaoskiatu! The movie get part two

Pheew! Show's not over. *grabs nearest bowl of popcorn, not minding who has it* Make sense!

Shollypopz: hahahaha....trying too hard for what?? Nah mehn, ur master is the one getting a*ss whooped and pushed around, e dey pain u right? mu ska ska ska ska

Thanks for the compliment, I be dancer by profession....most talented entertainer, yes!!

Good gal, I get to decide when we exchange words, not you. You can return to laughing at your own jokes and entertaining us now

lalaosky: lol...come sit in the VIP with me so that you go see wella

Thank you bro

Shollypopz: That rat Oahray aka a*ss licker don show again?? mu ska ska ska ska, I go laugh today!! Small pikins!

You still try too hard sholly. BTW its not my fight. You are the entertainer here, do your job.

lalaosky: lol...you dey craze walayi

I no dey see this show well from my seat o, abeg shift small for me. The Likers Crew looking to be like Club15 . So glad I did login tonight

Idowuogbo: Who is d OG?

that info get price o

lalaosky: oahray, voltron the defender of the universe don show..oya H-enter ring

I come watch fight jare I wan see if the fake of club15 fit make person quit NL

Ishilove: What da fucck is going on here?

This is disgraceful. Just disgraceful! . A really lovely thread derailed by puerile e-fights. For shame!

Hi Ishi please could you move a bit to the left? A bit more.... Yes, thank you

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I thought Idowu and sholly were cool sha[/quote]Auntie abeg shift comot from road... Ehen, thank you

lalaosky: lmao..back me up man...stop laughing... Gree-die is not happy with me right now

*arranges building blocks behind vending machine* there, done!