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Idowuogbo: Well done o!

I missed you too

lalaosky: lmao...oahray, so naija mentality of bribery has engulfed you?...chei, what happened to the oahray i used to know

*clears throat* em... Hellxcuse me?

Smartie gurl: compliment? Hmmmmm!

*low whisper* This is your conscience speaking, I know I'v not been exactly active before now, but I'v repented. It is not a compliment. I repeat, it is not a compliment! Feel free to sue her azz... and hire Oahray for the job

binger: Holy crixus! Somebody slap this guy abeg

you beta pass am? No be you wan blind people with graphic descriptions just now?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*yawns* i'm out.
Nanyt guys[/quote]goodnight uju extend my thanks to whatever put you in tonight's mood.

lalaosky: lol...i thought you're an incorrigible judge but it's obvious that you're not...i don't do shady deals but i'll agree if you go allow idowu be my val ..deal?

incorri... gini? I'm a hustling lawyer jare. I auction my services.

As for Idowu4val, if you have plenty money to spend, we can consider considering you.

binger: Taa,NOTA,u know what i mean jor

Ok, I'm lost. Where else can you make cash withdrawal?

ItsModella: yep, dealio...

lalaosky, we're coming for you

oh, the faster finger. I have been signed.

Lalaosky, you might wanna settle out of court

lalaosky: *slaps her azz*....hush it this green aproko girl

must you expose me like this..in fact, i'm suing you for suing me

40% and I'd represent you instead of her. Deal? Take it or...

ItsModella: hold up, hold the f*ck up, you stealing my words? you're stealing my lines, dude...this is not about illbliss anymore, I gotta sue your a$$ for N20 million.

*whistling in a dark corner* I'm a bad ass lawyer, Grisham has written about me b4. I'd help you with this case for just 5% of proceedings. Deal?

binger: So u no dey use am na? Na withdrawal u dey do ni? Bushmeat

Bank counter or ATM?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol i'm in a silly mood tonight izz all [/quote]I know

Uju ooooo
well, every nun has her ***** moments

dopeJemi: Park welL jare


U no even happy say I dey share U.J wiv u

I double dare you not to share with me, and go find your own
You know say you don search NL for babe tire.

Uju just dey yarn some kind things this night. hmmm....

dopeJemi: And u remind Me of oahray cuz dis was d ilLustration he gave 2 when I said d same thing

*ultimate yimu*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol methinks black phones are sleek and sexy [/quote]on point!

[quote author=uj_sizzle]see them u never know if na mountain of fire prayers we go do oo [/quote]Better sef. All night things

lalaosky: lol.. Sharap jor...bado wey develope wings wan fly, you clip her wings just to catch her for that corner come do am strong thing

Badosky na you lalaosky dey talk about so o

[quote author=uj_sizzle]oahray n Dopejemi how our val go be na? U up for a 3some ?[/quote]party? *reading all 999 maenings at once* Two guys, only you?
actually a good idea sha

[quote author=uj_sizzle]u no like me at all. You want me to become d laffing stock of NL so u can pull a sweetlemon on me ba? [/quote]classic!! This is officially a NL idiom from today

lalaosky: yeah right!!..like james, YOU HARDLEY CHASE yet you dey pursue idowu bumper to fender like person wey steal your BB

how could I have pursued her when she was not running from me?

lalaosky: lol..omo, i'm temporarily free...the wicked lecture that we ought to have today,tomorrow and next tomorrow went for a burial..so i'm kinda free till monday and i plan to utilize it to tha fullest..how your various wives them dey?

I gree get wife? I no sabi fish na.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Guy, me too dey think am o. I'm known as Eze Promoe online and offline. My posts could be used against me on the day of judgement; before my future wife and before my God. I'll sell this moniker after my birthday [/color]

Its easy, you'd tell your future wife you were searching for her
I don try, make another person contribute wetin you go tell God.

Lalaosky find where squeeze me name Nothing do you jare. Welcome back.

ItsModella: Eze, just say you're in love with Idowu...simple. This your oyibo akalia...

someday my grandkids might stumble upon this post through google and ask why grandpa said nothing when someone else was loving grandma. I wonder what I would say then

ngozievergreen: Well, u av decided to quote d side of the bible that pleased u and d side u wished for igbos. Ok, we all know about God and the israelites, whole story,dont we? How israel laughed at last.
So, no point arguing with u, choose anoda person.

hmmm... Someone isn't reading her bible. Ok na. Be a Jewess if you wish. I'm not wishing anyone anything bad. Trying to use the Bible to paint the Igbos as God's chosen people is rather silly when the the same Bible says that the original Jews have been rejected. It becomes worse when that comes from a christian who believes in an impartial God.

These people are crazy

ngozievergreen: we are thinking same things o. If we are israelites, i see it as a blessing. Cos i know how God vindicated dem in d bible and made people,tribes and nations go down for dem and fear dem. It happens in naija steady.
Den, if igbos are not, then, there is transfer of favouritism.
Hey peepz, dont get worked up, u cant question God. His decision is final !!

*facepalm* when religion weds gullibility, the result is embarassing. The same God that let Assyria, Babylon and Rome defeat the Jews and destroy their cities?
If Igbos are Jews, you can be sure God has rejected them as his chosen people like he did Israel.