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Literature › Re: Five Smooth Stones by Oahray: 2:23pm On Feb 07, 2013
Bluesparkles: Uche burst into laughter
"See this guy o. Na pastor you suppose be, shey you know? I wonder why God never call you yet. Oh, I know, you no get phone."
rotflmao! grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Are Igbo Jews, The Lost Tribe Of Israel? - CNN by Oahray: 1:12pm On Feb 07, 2013
tonychristopher: its an indivual perception... igbo land are formed based on migratory trends and some have jewish heritage just like the ethiopian jews,german jews,chines jews and american jews etc... i am an anambra man and i know that we have a strong nri/eri roots but that cant be said of enugu man.. we might or some might have the jewish genes in them but one thing is that they all are igbos like in ethiopian jews been ethiopian and american jews been americans.. but one thing is that JEWS ARE BUSINESS MINDED PEOPLE, OTHERS JEALOUS THEM, THEY ARE GOOD IN SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING AND THEY ARE ALWAYS LOATED BY THEIR NEIGBHOURS BE IT IN EU OR USA OR AFRICA,THEY HATE TO BE RULED BY STRANGERS AND FIGHT AGAINST DOMINATIONS NOW THE QUESTION IS DO IGBOS HAVE THESE IN COMMOM WITH THEM... ARE THE BUSINESS MINDED. ARE THEY SCIENCE MINDED. WAS THERE ANY TYPE OF COLONIAL DOMINATION TO THEM, BUT OTHER TRIBES IN NIGERIA WERE RULED BY BRITHIAN AND ITS ONLY IGBO TRIBE IN AFRICA I THINK THAT HAS INDIRECT RULE BY COLONIALIST AND THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT FOUGHT COLONIALIST IN A FULL SCALE WAR VIA AROCHUKWU RTC... SO WHATS YOUR TAKE .. THEY MIGHT HAVE THAT JEWISH GENES
yes, a lion walks on four legs and can shake its tail which is at its back. The goat can do this too, therefore the goat might have that lion gene.

Makes plenty sense doesn't it? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2013
Idowu, ur mail smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 12:49pm On Feb 07, 2013
tchidi: oº°˚ Jes I do (in akwa ibom mans voice)
See ground nut chop add am! grin
lol. Nna I would havu preferred ya veli sweet Ndigbo accent o grin *keeps the groundnut for later garri* smiley
Politics › Re: Are Igbo Jews, The Lost Tribe Of Israel? - CNN by Oahray: 12:08pm On Feb 07, 2013
Dem must come from Israel o, by fire by force! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:53am On Feb 07, 2013
Chukskalidon: smartie gurl hav u heard abt me. Y did translate that transmonopolyconspicious post to that anyari. U no dey fear abi. Agwo turu mbe tukwara okpokoro.
you really thought I do not understand igbo abi? Na your pikin go be albino angry efulefu!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:50am On Feb 07, 2013
tchidi: That is what we call a Heiny!! grin grin
SART rocks!!
shocked You mean I just pulled a Heiny? *jumping* Yaaaaaaaay! *popping corn* Care for some dear? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:38am On Feb 07, 2013
Chukskalidon: I cn c u've got a translator
good to know your eyes work wink
Romance › Re: The Mr. Valentine Challenge: Write A Love Letter! by Oahray: 11:20am On Feb 07, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Not at all. It's never too late for anything. [/color]
Can I nominate myself for the past Mr Nairaland contest then? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:17am On Feb 07, 2013
xynerise: Freakazoid grin
tongue tongue tongue too much spareparts dey worry me cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:16am On Feb 07, 2013
Badosky oooooo. Eye yam waiting smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:13am On Feb 07, 2013
xynerise: *slaps his eyeballs*
*gasps as eyeballs fall off and roll away, brings out two of several spare eyeballs from pocket*
Look here mr Man, don't try that again o! You think I get those eyeballs for free? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:06am On Feb 07, 2013
xynerise: undecided. Is that a thank you?
I think so dear aturu m smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:05am On Feb 07, 2013
Smartie gurl: lolz! He said he wil slap you, nd he asked if u thnk you guz are mate and that u should beta insult yourself. *winks*
Chai! These igbo people are something else. Tsk tsk...
Thank you jare.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:57am On Feb 07, 2013
Chukskalidon: nga amawa gi nti o. Iche na mu na gi bu ogbo eh? Kparikwa onwe gi o.
Smartie gurl abeg translate sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:56am On Feb 07, 2013
Idowuogbo: I'll catch u.
I'm not exactly running tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:47am On Feb 07, 2013
Chukskalidon: bia kedu sexkillz, ebee ka i no? Its hightime u close this thread and mow all these trivial and frivolous chats.
Is that not why this thread was created in the first place?
*sees the learner sign hanging from his neck*
Oh, no wonder.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:44am On Feb 07, 2013
Idowuogbo: Don't sugar me! Am waiting angry
there is a lil price o wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:39am On Feb 07, 2013
xynerise: Am only helping an illiterate here cool
who leads a blindfolded person towards a pit? angry
Romance › Re: The Mr. Valentine Challenge: Write A Love Letter! by Oahray: 10:37am On Feb 07, 2013
Is it too late to join? For the fun of it smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:36am On Feb 07, 2013
Smartie gurl: ok. Lets start with....ahuru m gi n'anya(means i love ya) *dnt get it twisted*
You do? smiley cheesy embarassed
wait o, that long thing means 'I love you' only?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:33am On Feb 07, 2013
Smartie gurl: Oahray he is calling a sheep. Lol
shocked sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:33am On Feb 07, 2013
Idowuogbo: Oahrayyyyyyyy! angry angry angry
yes sugar? kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:27am On Feb 07, 2013
xynerise: Aturu m. cheesy
em... huh
Good morning sha.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:23am On Feb 07, 2013
Smartie gurl: Aww! Poor Oahray does nt understand igbo. Oahray good morning o
you can tish me na smiley
I'm a fast learner. Start with the most romantic of igbo words.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 10:20am On Feb 07, 2013
Lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:17am On Feb 07, 2013
Smartie gurl: Nna anyi Binger na Oahray....ututu oma o. *continues singing and sweeping*
*pretending to understand*
good morning dear. Em... Binger na Oahray? shocked shocked *rushing to the nearest mirror to be sure*
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 10:09am On Feb 07, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: For lazybones like me, its gonna take a year to plot a scene, never mind creating a character tongue
yeah right! tongue no be only a year. Why not a lifetime? Mxm tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 10:04am On Feb 07, 2013
grin grin
Literature › Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 9:40am On Feb 07, 2013
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Oahray, I see you smiley . Your name has been added.[/quote]hmmm... Thanks. Writing after 9 people must have twisted the plot to their heart's content. grin Starting tomorrow right?
Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op): 9:31am On Feb 07, 2013
Tovot: nice but i dnt understand the latter part of it,that aura and light?
thanks... The 'aura' as used here is a sort of energy field that surrounds the wielder, and radiates from within at will, it is predominantly light energy that may be visible to others.
Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op): 6:58am On Feb 07, 2013
After what seemed like eternity, they finally reached there. The journey, yes journey, was long and silent and Ray hated it. The moonman he followed seemed not to know how to talk, completely ignoring the many questions he hurled at him. A dumb creature perhaps?

Once, his guide disappeared completely behind a pillar of nothing, leaving Ray stranded momentarily. Seeing that Ray did not take any step further, the guide's face soon reappeared, half of it, like a man peeping at a woman in his neighbour's bathroom.

It was the way buildings were made on the moon, invisible along with anyone in it, to the ordinary eye.

"How did they do this?" Ray wondered aloud. The guide looked at him, and said nothing. It was beginning to irritate.

After they continued for a while, his guide stopped and glowed. It seemed to be some sort of telepathic communication. A few metres away, another man stepped out from behind another invisible barrier, a pillar or wall. He was short compared to the other moonmen, very short, he looked to be no more than 4 feet tall. He had long white beards and a narrow strip of hair extending from front to back on the middle of the head.
The guide bowed his head and stepped aside.

"At last he arrives!" the short moonman exclaimed, looking at Ray the way the winner of a raffle draw would look at his ticket the moment the number on it is announced.

He did not wait for any response. He continued.
"Come inside, I must show you something"

"Inside?" Ray was puzzled and rightly so. He could see nothing else around. Besides the short man and the guide.

"Ahah! You have not mastered your aura, it seems" the short man exclaimed, "I am Tiragus, guardian of the Scroll of Light and the Stepping Stone. You should come inside."

With that he held his hands and pulled him along. When he stopped, Ray looked around. It was no different from where they had stood moments ago.

"I see confusion in your eyes" Tiragus spoke, looking up at Ray. "The aura is the core of our existence, just as light is the very essence of reality. Control light and you can control reality".

"I thought that was time, the fourth dimension" Ray objected. He had always been the best science student in his class, but he had never been proud of it, until now.

Tiragus smiled and shook his head.
"Offspring of Huu-mann, you have been away too long. You see, light energy is the very essence of our universe. The earliest form of energy that existed and the only one that has always been. We call it the Light Eternal, the ONE. To it we owe our existence, all beings of the universe... Well, almost all. Control light energy in its purest form, and you have limitless power".

"I... I do not understand"

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