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Acidosis: lalaoskiatu...

A L A O S K I A T U

ijebabe: I will put it up o! At least that will be the day that we can confirm that ALL Nigerian men are cry babies

and we'd have the biggest gender based e-fight on NL ever! War of the Sexes!
I know say lalaoskiatu go join her fellow ladies

Acidosis: You are right, lalaosky...
btw, we have about 3 female mods... ijebabe self na female mod...

there are more than three actually. BTW cuddles doesn't frequent romance section.

ItsModella: y'all don turn FBI because of this skanky guy

na Jack Bauer things o. God punish devil!

caseless: kaaaaai! No stir gender war for here. I knw the 'm' sex is better, why tellin me again? Sholly, itmodella friend in 'm'

no let them remember Eze promina(f), dopeJemilat(f) and lalaosky(f) sha

lalaosky: well said...i loved the update till i read the thread and was like WTF!!....the latest gossip didn't fly with me at all...cuddles can't do such..that thread aint nothing but cauldron of bullshît stirred by a demented troglodyte on the path of attention seeking

troglo... gini? caseless, binger and acidiosis don bite lalaosky
he is an alt acct alright, and its not exactly attention seeking. It seems more like a maliciously made-up tale for pound of flesh purposes. The whole siggy and following thing is just to lead people to the desired conclusion.
I only wonder how cuddles could possibly upset someone.

caseless: e for beta say we meet dem for final...bunch of xenophobic 'mensahs'.....no react on her behalf pls.

nah, I won't. This one does not look like a personal attack.

caseless: oahray, i smell gender metamorphism here. Who is that sholl guy, na de female one change to male? Abeg i wan knw.

yep. She realized she would have preferred being the better sex male. *looks around for feminists*

lalaosky: lol...with the childish acts of the OP, i don't believe that cuddles will have anything to do with him much less send her nude pics to the OP...mbanu

The guy is a spineless coward jare. I no like this new gossip update

lalaosky: lol..but IMHO, it can't be cuddles... That OP is high on horse dung

add cow dung to the mix

caseless: is that a pre-requisite? I don pay, so stay away! Go find ur own. Where that ghana gal u were dying for last time?

she dey mourn their black stars na

caseless: regrow hand in 3 seconds.....hahahaha... Na cartoon u be? Those hands are gone by the power of my machette.

U enter my lane, u come the tel me make i de my lane....what!

If you never pay bride price, no be your lane. Oya vamoose!

Caracta: The poem chat thread. Not now sha. It has to be interactive...if you are up to it.

I was born ready

Caracta: Not here. On the poem thread later.

There are many poem threads
I don write one already sha, but after reading it again, I think I was high on something I'm not sure of.

binger: Orisirisi

Aturu m

Caracta: Na wa o. Things are happening o. Hmmm.

@oahray and binger, i expect poems from you guys. For a nun.

here abi? How do you want it?

caseless: *closes his arm and uses machette to chop his hands off*

I hate it when these humans do this! *regrows hands in 3seconds*
*pulls him closer and stuffs chopped-off hands in his mouth* Next time dey your lane!

CFCfan: Abeg oh, for the record; I no dry stalk Tonto Dikeh . I only admire her.

don't mind dem jare. Em... What does dry stalk mean?

binger: U don't need to say it directly. *in 2face voice* implication...implication...implication.

If you did not see it directly on Emmanuel TV, it did not happen

Caracta: Funny guy...lol. I'm too tired for another round of explanation. I just wanna faint in someone's arms.

*opening arms* You can faint here. While you are at it, I'd explain. But you have to use the 10-minute fainting style on page 31 of this book. *hands her a copy of 101 FAINTING STYLES*

binger: Haha! How sure are you he isn't stalking her(online)?

DISCLAIMER: I have not said he is not jare. Neither have I said he is. Don't put words in my mouth.

Caracta: *rolls eyes to the Vatican City and back*
Issokay o

did you get the explanation? Or should I come again? *preparing for a ten-minute explanation*

ItsModella: as in ehn, he's got some serious celebrity crush...damn!!

you can help him get over it if you want

binger: Nna,the obsession too much oh

but everybody get freedom of crushing sha... Its not that bad as far as he does not start stalking her

Caracta: Big habit? Explain with examples

*spends five minutes explaining* ...like a nun's costume

binger:

that guy like Tonto Dikeh pass food and water sha

[quote author=Mynd_44]Oh fûck, I have a poem to write....I wonder who I will write it to?[/quote]Wondering if it's too late to pull out. All of a sudden, the contest thing seems ridiculous to me. To think I'v submitted already

Caracta: Good afternoon everyone

The nun with a big habit, good afternoon ma'am

Shollypopz: none is barking here, i see no capital letters ....or u just used bark because u think it sounded cool, hahahahahahaha

lol, the mistaken ish here is I'm no coward. I diss Idowu allday, errday on this handle, no point creating a new one. And no, nnekagirl doesn't insult like me....Yes, I would hv used shollypopzzy, this kid is daft yo!!

lol, @ deny!! Yes, I'm Nnekagirl. Smart Oahray and caseless chronique figured it out, y'all are geniuses!! Einstein got nuffin on u!

You are trying too hard Sholly. You can move along now It was nice chatting with you.

Shollypopz: no more yawns for me, fully awake!! You know u are just exposing urself to be st*upid!! Lol, only fools actually believe I'm nnekagirl.
Gosh, even the name of the ID is something I can't and won't even think of using, jeez una dull no be small ooo.

If u don't want the attention, stay off grown up sh1t!!

Ok, smart peeps would expect you to use 'shollypopzzy' for a cowardly alternate handle, right?

What is more, I simply agreed with chronique's opinion (yes, someone else thought so too). It's pretty obvious, but you still have a right to deny it and bark in the process.

*yawn* another rainbow mosquito saga.

Idowuogbo: Blame my crazy Jeans!

Caracta: You this guy, stop wasting your talent. Go and contest for Mr. Valentine.

Good afternoon

chai! Evil