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[quote author=~vicky~]i hear, saint oahrey!
[/quote]I'm no saint, but I had no idea there was anything called sampling method of inspecting humans.

[quote author=~vicky~]he's using d sampling method of inspection [/quote]Una no go spoil me for my mama

Idowuogbo: Na only arsenal fan dey talk dis kian tin, u won't catch Barca fans slipping.

lol... You wey be barca president no gree give us value for our ticket money na No be my fault.

Idowuogbo: Who is dat? Yanshless! Bedt! She fine o!

she try for back jor. No be wetin she wan use take sitdown? No need for overload na

tchidi: *rushing in*
Wetin happen? Tortie? What's up na?

fine o... Missed you bad bad

Welcome vicky, but what is that guy doing to the girl?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u r a very vulgar boy lol bed for what?[/quote]me? how? You asked to be turned to stone and I wanted to know how you wanted it. Is that bad?

NB: your happiness matters alot to me.

ikekings: Chill bro!!! Why are you getting so worked up?

cos you dey gimme your shoe wey big pass my leg. You the gigolo of legends.

Tchidi!

If na pyguru hide that post, e don ban person pikin

[quote author=ikekings][/quote]Your big, black and black head there!

Crystallin: Not necessary

true... We agree you have a right to choose. However, your username tells a tale of hidden potential. We only wish to help you acknowledge it. Whatever your choice, we hope you enjoy your stay here and feel at home. No one hides her face at home.

Once again, you are welcome.

Oahray
Solicitor and Advocate,
Romance Derailers Thread.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]u no even lemme see am sef mtcheeeew[/quote]lol... Not NL jor. The other zone.

Idowuogbo: Jerosi!

make e pain you

Crystallin: Hello guys,evening to y'all

hello... Welcome to the Miss Romance section beauty pageant. Please put a pic on your profile.

Idowuogbo: U no get baby face o! Na we get am.

Na foetus face you get

[quote author=uj_sizzle]u have babyface too? Eyah pele, it's a burden we must bear
but it's adorable too...dimples nko?[/quote]just on one side. Babyface might be adorable for a gal, but not a guy. HBG actually argued that I was 16. Smh

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Is it just me or does NL member i.d stat increase by a thousand per day [/quote]Yes it is just you... and 1,005,885 other Nairalanders

Idowuogbo: Yearrit! Dat ur face strong pass all dose bois for iweka road.

hahaha next thing na to chill for one dark corner for Nairaland dey seize people phone and laptop as dem dey pass.

Idowuogbo:

This pic wey una dey laugh actually hangs on a friend's wall and he is proud of it. The drawing made him look younger sef. If my face could be this strong, I for dey put my pic steady na. Babyface pics go make these people see me finish

ItsModella: chei!! what a travesty...isorrait, my brother..God dey!!

Yes o sista! The Lord is good...

Idowuogbo:
No wonder! Dat place dark tru tru.

which place?

ItsModella: your face strong like koko...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha... Children even dey run from me sef, and masquerades used to greet me in their festivals

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol u're the prince charming?
teach me esan...

I've been around, lurking in the shadows.[/quote]lol... No problemo. Night classes only

Vanneni: I didn't greet you specially.

ok, I pardon your mistake

ItsModella: Oahray, your profile picture

wetin do am?

10guests! since when? *silent mode activated*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol @Cindy pumpkin carriage . Thanx dear.[/quote]Oya come and meet your prince charming. No glass slipper drama required.

where have you been sef?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]turn me into stone[/quote]hmmm... How do you want it? Bed or bedless?

CAMEROONPRIDE: https://www.nairaland.com/590285/she-opened-legs-me-when#7576883

that guy is crazy his threads are silly but funny. Thanks jor, I'm bookmarking his profile till I'm done reading them.

Vanneni: HI OAHRAY. HI PEOPLE!

Hey dear, welcome

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hello room *waves*[/quote]*waves back at lady in cinderella's pumpkin carriage* welcome Uju