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ifyalways:
lol.Is mid last year "recent" enough?

Who wan carry me go Dubai?Dayo wey dey use ruler measure yam,Agaba that counts meat in the soup pot abi Pres-elect that gets me panties from garage sales

I'm upgrading dis year to loaded guys jare,no more dulling with chewing gum boys-2-men.

Upgrade to Inspired_m, you will be inspired and your life will never be the same again



_{Inspired_m. am doing a promo for you now o. you owe me one.}

Idowuogbo:
i got tired waiting on you to swallow concortions in order to skip to my beat.

Which kin concortions be that? Emi okunrin meje fun ra mi, Ina njo, ogiri o sa, aka Mr Capable

Idowuogbo:
Buda u dey hop,which bobo wicked you now.I went to juru accordingly u here talking about arresting somebody,u watch too much CSI ogbeni.

Emmh Jonathan can keep his  yeye award jare,I rada prefer a year free food pass for iya basiras joint.

Why I go dey hia and you go com dey juru for another naw till your body come sempe like that?

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9883378#msg9883378 date=1325546018]

I'm not single!  I'm married, with 6 kids!  [/quote]The oracle said because you are already a mother of 6, you are as good as single  

Idowuogbo:
Sion Mr moderator of the year bros na new year do me o instead,as I type my body don sempe due to too much jirating.

Emmh as per d new year reso,my main one is to send in a monkey with a mini school bag packed wiv time bombs strong enough to wipe out an entire village to d Boko barracks.

Some bobos wicked sha. Tell me the guy wey jirate your body to sempe like that, and I will have him arrested.

You try with this your new year resolution sha, if you succeed, Jonathan go give you GCFR award

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9883350#msg9883350 date=1325545531]I'm not sure I like the new tougher meaner O4AJM that says "There is no Excuse for Failure" or some &^$%."  I think I prefer the older easier blissful 4AMOJ.  [/quote]I know i need a transformation, I asked and the oracle said I need 3 single women to baff for me in a flowing river and I will be transformed. Will you volunteer yourself?  

mukina2:
my resolution is to go to the moon this year, to play as a striker for arsenal and score plenty goals   

I have a good idea where your moon is.

I thot you should be defending and not attacking, but then this is 2012, there are so many styles formations that allow a natural defender like you to attack. 

I imagine you will be scoring a hat-trick 


[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9883237#msg9883237 date=1325543462]Hey your royal badness, moderator of the year!  You know there's a thread for Resolutions already.  hmmm.  Heck, I don't care.


My RESOLUTION for year Twenny-Elve! 

1 ) Lose 15lbs (5 off my back, 5 off my front, 5 all over) by March
2 ) Pay all my debts and start a new business
3 ) Buy a new home and my dream car
4 ) Finish all the unread/half-finished books on my bookshelf
5 ) Master 2 more languages by the end of the year
6 ) Start a private Nigerian school in my area
7 ) Heal the sick and make the blind see
8 ) End hunger and poverty in Africa
9 ) Find the secret of the universe
10) Rule the world
11)
12)

Resolutions Schmelotutions 

That means, Resolutions koo, Elocution nii. 

What I really want isn't on that list.  In your face, OMAJ4!  [/quote]I can help you with the 1st one. And it will be achieved in one week, especially with the font and the back excess weight 

Odunnu:
We would be honored to have you here, Sir

Would you also be honored to have me here lecturing young babes on romance, relationships and lovemaking. Trust me am an expect in the field 

@Badosky

Wetin you take celebrate new year remain nao?


And I wan know your new year resolutions. (And that goes for every one on this thread too)


My resolution are: In 2012 I will . . . coming back

Katsumoto:
Yes o, gidigbo is such a powerful art that it is being studied in martial arts schools all over the world. Why would anyone study Wushu, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, Capoeira, Karate, Aikido, etc when there is the powerful gidigbo.

I urge you to watch some videos of Junior dos Santos, Alistair overeem, Anderson Silva, George St-Pierre, etc and then tell me who your current gidigbo champions are.

I not making fun of gidigbo o, you know I love you Yoruba peeps.

Sharaapppp dia!

Do you even know the functions of those things Kilode listed up there? You think they learn those things in the classrooms? For you to fully learn the act of gidigbo and make use of all those things kilode listed, u have to undergo a training with the irunmoles for 21 days at any of the Irunmole forests and come back alive.

When someone well trained in the act of gidigbo kicks or slaps another, it will be a kick or slap from legions of irunmoles. Now tell me how some of your ordinary folks can withstand that?

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9875689#msg9875689 date=1325439911]E ku odun ire o. 

We've said goodbye to Twenty Eleven.

T'was a mixed year:  Rough, Eye-Opening, Emotional, Joyful, Disastrous, Life-Affirming, Soul-Destroying, Debilitating, Depressing, Torturous, Passionate, Lonely, Friendly, Romantic, Impoverishing, Unrequited, Rewarding, Memorable, Fulfilling. . .  and that was just January.

Hope we remember all we learned.  Unlike previous years.  [/quote]All these for you alone in 2011? na wa o




@Iyalode Naijababe

Happy birthday o. No wonder you have not been online. Mushin people go suffer, I know say you don close some streets for 3 days to celebrate your birthday.

Anyways send all the ajeku cake and meat my side in US$ equivalent

iice:
[color=#9900ff]This OJ sef.  Read the posts again. [/color]

lol   Just seeing your reply.

Dont worry, was only kidding with you. I know you and kobo are are obvious introverts even with your personalty traits on NL.  

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=835298.msg9881113#msg9881113 date=1325522639]a clear way to spot an introvert online is they tend to stand alone [most of the time or initially] unless/until they make a conscious effort to be more interactive.


this is because they're used to doing their own thing unless somehow prompted to socialize more.

the prompting could be either within or from external sources.

an extrovert, on the other hand, will flow with others right from the getgo and might not stand out so much at first.

This is also because they're used to being part of a crowd and place lesser importance on individuality, or sense of self.


an extrovert is also more likely to "blow their own trumpet" so to speak, or list qualities they deem attractive in themselves, eg i have butt, i have the biggest whatever, online. They're less inhibited and faster at chasing the opposite s.ex, or a person of interest. The introverts catch up later.[/quote]Spot on.

Bliss4Lyfe:
wat social conditions create introverts and extrovert. nature or nurture?

May be it is in the genes, but I also agree that upbringing, environments and life experiences might play a role.

freecocoa:
Where are the extroverts? Everybody now seems to be an introvert,or is it just for this thread and today?

They are taking notes, trying to understand us or less concerned as usual to read a thread like this when there are current affairs threads to read and post on    

[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=835298.msg9880832#msg9880832 date=1325519641]A great part of this article seems to be about me. Judging from it, I'd say I fall under the introvert category.

Very funny how these ''introverts'' suddenly become extroverted on NL.   [/quote]hehehehe really funny   imagine all of you claiming to be introverts  

from kobo, to tpia, to iice, to freecocoa even ileke and my celebrity girl Missy B claiming to be an introvert. Very interesting indeed  

At least people know am an introvert on NL  

freecocoa:
Yes dear,I always had the impression that introverts don't even talk at all(you know what I mean) I guess I never really knew much about the ish.this is really educating, Thanks.

Am an introvert, am not shy, am bold, I can face any audience however large, I kid many times and can be crazy sometimes too, but not every where and every time. I choose where, when and what I want to do, rarely act on impulse. It's more romantic to watch a romantic movie with my girl at home than go clubbing and I prefer a cool get together with company of friends and associates than loud extroverted parties, yet i supported a loud extroverted party for the burial of one of my beloved grandmothers and danced big time celebrating her good life well spent.  

I agree with you Kobo. Confirmed Introvert here.

Tolu,

As for me, I want you to be more regular and post more in politics section this year    

That way you will be able to analyze, silence and educate Beaf and company  

OP, go and find out the cost of a liter of petrol in Venezuela and why, then come back and advice Nigerians.

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=819947.msg9871171#msg9871171 date=1325353693][b]In the Spirit of Good Sportsmanship, I want to Congratulate OAM4J.

I am Extremely Humbled to have been nominated as Moderator of the Year given my Very Short Span of Being a Moderator.

I was Not the Likeliest Moderator to have been Nominated alongside Other Fantastic Moderators and I am Grateful to members Who took Out their Time to Nominate and Vote The Inspired Brand ( It was Fun while it lasted )

The Autos Section Is Arguably the Section that generates the Highest Income On Nairaland, In this Ending Year We have Sold Vehicles Worth Over 2 Billion Naira.

An Estimated 5 Million Naira Exchange Hands DAILY on the Autos Section Between Buyers and Sellers in Nigeria and Diaspora.

We Have Provided a Safe Haven for Auto Dealers and Sellers to Advertise Cars, We have also Given Out the Best Deals to Buyers/Members of the Forum alike.

We Have a  Pool of Automobile Experts that has given Auto Related Solutions and Diagnosis to all and Sundry Free Of Charge.

Myself and My Co Moderators have taken Our time to Weed out Scammers and Sanitize the Section to Restore Buyers Confidence.

Given the Current Political Instability in Our Country, The Politics section may Seem to have the Highest Traffic from afar, But in the Real Sense Of it, The Autos Section Is the Highest Visited Section By REAL Men Of Substance.

I wish to thank everyone who has Contributed In a way to Our Success on the Autos Section, We Promise to Continue to Make the Autos Section the Best Online Auto-mart in Africa.

Have a Wonderful New Year 2012 and God Bless.

Cheers

Inspired_m ( Moderator, Nairaland Autos Section )[/b][/quote]Thank you chairman. We are all winners. Just BTW, I became a mod after you, so I have a shorter span of being a moderator and you are still my senior for 'moderatorship' 

I like your marketing strategy and promo for auto session, but politics section own no be promo o, no be say "it seems to have the Highest Traffic from afar", na [b]fact [/b]say we generate the highest traffic for Nairaland, hence we make the highest money for Nairaland/Seun. if you doubt me, check the number of threads that make the home page from politics section daily or simply ask olori-oko himself (Seun) or madam Mukina2, they have the figures. 

And when it comes to winning elections like this one, it is not by perceived "REAL Men Of Substance" but by numbers, facts on the ground and good strategy 

Anyways like you said it was fun while it lasted. 

Cheers.

OAM4J
Moderator of Politics Section: The highest traffic generating section for Nairaland 
& The reigning Nairaland Moderator of the year 

_{vanity upon vanity, this should be my last post on this ish}

ifyalways:
Wow @ Katsumoto.That was quite something!

Congrats OAM4girls.

Thank you my dear Ifyalways and congratulations too for winning the Culture Poster of the Year.



Finally, finally . . . I wish to dedicate this award to [size=15pt]Fayimora[/size] - this guy transformed a dead, stinking, spammer haven section into a beauty for programmers

denzel2009:
Congrats mr oam4jenny.

kai, why people come carry this thing for head like wyclef - yahoo aka inspa

Thanks my guy.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=819947.msg9873455#msg9873455 date=1325395038]OAM4J, happy new year baby.

[/quote]Thanks sweetheart, I wish you a great year too

Happy New year My People!

I wish you all the best this new year.

^I wish you  more super powers 


[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=836299.msg9872051#msg9872051 date=1325364388]I wish you long life and prosperity   [/quote]I wish you success and wish u become mine in 2012

I wish for myself all the best things in 2012 

Let me again congratulate you here Emeka.

You gave the best campaign and added much fun to the whole election.

And many thanks for your campaign for me too.

Congratulations. You deserve it.

mukina2:
blasphemy my lawyer will be calling you

is it safe to say you are now a monk
share na afterall there is slap joy in sharing

mukina2:
bia the next person that calls it saro go hear me

Is salone s-a-l-o-n-e

I know a good lawyer that can fight your case, on the ground that you wont dish him hot slaps cos of popcorn.