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^^^ Carry go I know say Idowuogbo na 'eruobodo'

_{am sure you need naijababe to interpret that for you}

Idowuogbo:
Emmh Papi O hang your coat biko ,haba u shud b around d  likes  of Maradona nau pls pave d way for young Ronaldos.

Again am sure u no new inventions has confused d traditional way of verifying new products, so if u down Viagra b4 theory how me wan no if your engine na Ferari

Kaki no be leather jare. Danwo lo bi iya okere, you go know say this one no be viagra.  

Katsumoto:
I don't think Viagra is a performance enhancing drug; it is just a one part stand at attention drug. I am sure you will know the difference between a Ferrari and a Skoda. Besides, Ferrari fit win 100m dash but e no fit win marathon.  

Tell her o.

Katsumoto:
OAM4J

We have to start banning people on this thread. The use of terms and village grammar should result in automatic banning. There are several terms that I have requested an explanation for but met with no success.

Apart from the outstanding terms, what do the following mean
1. Ogbonaiya (thats an Igbo name)
2. Toyosi (thats a yoruba name but what does it mean in the context used by the new troublemaker poster on this thread)
3. E-Honda?

$1000/hour. . . . ready?  

Alternatively, you can work for Iyalode naijababe for one week and she will teach you. Just be ready to do all kinds of work including washing those 'things'  

Katsumoto:
Why you dey fall my hand nao?

Naa, just dey get you ready for the task ahead ni jare. I heard form a reliable source that badoski na one omo ele to badt gan and there are many on the queue for her yes  

Katsumoto:
Ok, good to know. *Katsumoto to Butler (Alfred) ; 'we have a mission'.

Unless you are below 21, I aint old enough to be your aristo.

Katsumoto:
Not following

You misunderstood; let me explain. I did not allude to being interested in anyone under-21; I was merely stating that unless you are under 21, I can't be old enough to be your, or anyone else for that matter, aristo.  

There was no offer or transaction; just merely correcting an impression.  

Na wa o, u were getting to break bottle.

Player 205. . .

Anyways, friendly advice: Idowuogbo aka Badoski-I no be small meat o. Hope your leg strong for ground.

naijababe:
Won ma tun ede yoruba ko lori itakun yi o; shio pelu ri?!   . Odua gbawa lowo awon onimo ede igbalode yi o

You need to change your Yoruba dictionary from the one Awolowo gave you to the millennium edition.

jo is now jor


shio is now shior and when it is a long shio you write shiorrrrrr  

Idowuogbo:
Youthful ke dats mean I beliv Fela died age 12, all of una b Bros mehn ema yo ra yin ni setting u sef b Aristocrat

Last time I checked I was told I can still play for under 16.  Na all these 'I was there' be Aristo. me I read history, I was not there  

Again na the sound of the engine go give you idea of the age, some of these 'yoot' looking guys fit get refurbished body. . . ala plastic surgery.

If you wanna test run my engine to know the age, let me know  

Katsumoto:
Open questions

What is Panama?

What does 'ta ka su fe' mean?

Katsumoto:
Ok, good to know.   *Katsumoto to Butler (Alfred) ; 'we have a mission'.

Unless you are below 21, I aint old enough to be your aristo.  

Baba miliki!!!!!!!!!!!!! Na wa for all these terms o. What is miliki?  

see kwenshons  

$1000/hour. . . deal?

dayokanu:
Are you sure Isale didnt mean ARA OKO like re-re re-mi?

is the bolded the translation for Diiickk head?

hahahahaha another of DK's classic

nku5:
@ mods - this site is regaining some sanity kindly put this where it belongs thanks - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=828560.0;wap2

Thanks.

Na wa o!

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9798088#msg9798088 date=1324313392]Whatever.  It wasn't about you anyway.  You think I'm gonna be cool with that stuff.  Ne-vah! 

You this guy better get off my case o. [/quote]Thot you said you were cool then. . .

Ok I can see say 'forgive and forget' no dey your books even after the guy explained and apologized. Carry go.

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm I see wia all my sugardaddies bin hiding ,even blacksta and debo dey ya interesticano

Welcome to this 'ori eto' sugarbabe badoski. 

It's true we have some sugardaddies here like. . .     (dem know demselves)

But there are still some of us who are very youthful 

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9797340#msg9797340 date=1324306243](Crud!  Not being able to modify is wreaking havoc on moi!  lol.  Hence 3 posts where one would do.)


Okay, so Debo and OJ, I have to take you to the woodshed on this one.  It took me until now to know whattheheck OJ was talking about here:

I know y'all think you're perfect, but I am here to tell you both that the "amin" should be "ami."  Just try saying it.  Phonetically, it doesn't sound right.  a-mi-n?  aa-mi is what it sounds like to me o.    

How's my Yoruba now?  Huh?  I say, HOW'D YOU LIKE ME NOW?      [/quote]

Katsumoto:
In baba 70 mode -
'teacher teacher o, no be lecturer be your name,
teacher teacher o, no be lecturer be the same
make ee you no teach me again oh'
, me and u no dey for the same category

Yeye! 'ami' or 'amin' same na ni for your level of Yoruba. See someone tagging ara oko as 're-re mi-mi' instead of 're-mi re-re' correcting ami and amin. . . shior!

And see kats dey laff like say he even know wetin be ami

[quote author=okada_man link=topic=816612.msg9797489#msg9797489 date=1324307915]OK Oga OAM4Jollification, I have a message from Kilode?!

Please make my last post appear as soon as you can, and unban my ID. Your Spambot is acting like a face-slapping pentecostal pastor, misunderstanding somebody's comment/posts 


Cc: r231, Freiburger[/quote]Am told the anti spam bot has released kilode?!, the post has been reported but only the 'Olori Oko' can release the post and he will do so as soon as he is online and less busy 


[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9797800#msg9797800 date=1324310791]I strongly advice that you not incite those power-hungry ** )$&T^#&@$)_%^$)$#*!!!($Y*)#YR@_EUWR)(WRYE)*YT)$*R@__@$R$E excuse for moderators into ya biz.  Remember how they used that opportunity to go deletions crazy in the other thread.  "Off-topic posts" in a general thread, my a@@!  

Anyway, from experience, I know that most spam-botted posts will usually auto-resolve.[/quote]Totally unnecessary

Katsumoto:
Haha

Kila gbe kile ju.

Wetin no go work for one month  

If e no work for one hour, person go meet hin maker. It had better not be the sontin that I am thinking. I no dey take that part play o.  

He who have ears, make him hear o.  

Ti a ban se re ka mo pe an se re; this one no be play o. Homer  OJ Simpson, e so ara yin. Ema je ki omode kan ri yin fin o.

Am sure na the same sontin we are talking about, but wait till Oluwo asks awon Iya to lock am, then u go sabi

Katsumoto:
$1000/hour to teach Yoruba; what do you want Mandarin and Japanese teachers to charge? Even Mandarin teachers charge no more than $25/hour. And thats learning in the comfort of a house; if you learn while your teacher is doing his shift in chinatown, you can get for much less than that. shior

You are better of buying an AK47 and dispossessing people of their valuables. Ole aji bole

You think its easy to teach 'amin oke', 'amin arin' and 'amin isale'? Besides am an expert

[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=815508.msg9790800#msg9790800 date=1324222786] OAM_issy4J, have you been threatening prof. Ola?

Merry christmas to you, too.[/quote]No darling, you know am a gentle man. I only told Prof Ola that am a gunner and he started shaking like a fowl in the water but I meant am an Arsenal fan

Sagamite:


As I dey read the thread, I just dey think say "E be like say most of these peeps are drunk".

Well those who dey drink sabi themselves, me I no dey drink except the drink of the gods: emu funfun = palm wine. That one no dey shack person nao


[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9792590#msg9792590 date=1324242363]Koda, mo ti fe fi oro Katsumoto yii to awon iya leti.

Anyway, a kii binu ori ka fi fila de ibadi. mo ti dariji.[/quote]Oluwo ero o. Omode ti ko mo ogun to npe le fo ni. e kan fa leti die, like make a particular sontin no work for hin body for like one month so e go know how to fear fear

Katsumoto:
You need to take your Yoruba classes more seriously like me. You have some masters on this thread such as Kilode, Naijababe, and DK

I almost forgot about OJ Simpson.

But if na pidgin, leave matter for mathias. Me sef na master for that one.

Come and pay me for all the Yoruba Language classes I gave you jare.


@Isale

As you can see am coaching kats well, you too can enroll for special coaching. I charge only $1000/hour.


[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=816612.msg9792665#msg9792665 date=1324243144]It's deja vu all over again.  hmmm.  Katsumoto = Kats/Katz; OAM4J = OJ.  Take your own advice, infallible moderator. [/quote]Watch it

P.S. Found out this friend I was concerned about, eventually passed away.  Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun.  Very sad.  He was quite devout too.  Did his prayers all the time; I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to fast this past August when he was probably already on his way. . . .  Oh dear.  I just dug up a Prayer Book he gave me too.  His wife is already back at work.  What else to do?  America is not Africa; Gotta take care of 4 children and his nephew they were raising.  I am convinced there is a strong case for wrongful death - his employers' doctors put him on wrong meds and everything. . . Will recommend a couple of good med malpractice/workers comp lawyers to the wife.  It won't bring him back, but we can't be victims forever.  So long, brother Camara.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-590933.288.html#msg7629010

My sympathy.

naijababe:
WTF!!! Can't modify here; why did OJ open this thread in this stoopid section

All of you changing my name without authorization will chop ban

Erm. . . would you have preferred I opened it in sexuality or Romance section or Meeting/dating zone

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9787105#msg9787105 date=1324157968]Anjoonu to n da seria fun cretins ti wolu  

This is a No Cretins Zone o. Your food is not available.

Cretinvore  [/quote]lol

Happy Birthday to one of the few honest Nigerians

Maturity or . . .

Na wa!





---------------> Travel Section

beauty comes in various forms. Nice!

^We hid it from you.

Anyways you are welcome to the most important thread on NL.

My people welcome the Inspector of cretins, morons & retards

Na wa!

^^Show us you pictures then, not the one you took during the foundation laying ceremony of Cocoa house o.

I mean the recent ones you took with Fashola during the last Lagos Gubernatorial debate, or are u not Baba Randle? 

E ma da awon omo alaileko yen lohun o jare

A good development!

Eko o ni baje o!

Ola one:
Okay . . okay. Let me shame the devil jare. Honesty is a virtue!

I was a teacher at St Gregory college in 1992.

Now, Mr Kilode, I am not a yootu oooo

Professor Pa Ola, Iba o!

Sagamite:
Una see?

Una all see am?

Bloody Africans! They will always supppress the opposition in elections. They are making the most intelligent human being on Earth not qualified for elections particapation.  

Wetin to see? Why you quote me or na mistake  

PointB:
I have seen call for merger between Gbawe and Kats, but I am yet to see any specific call for votes on ethnic line. What Houvest did was an innocuous appeal to me to help rally support for his candidate OnlyTruth for nomination. The appeal was not made on this thread, and if you noticed, I tactically ignored it. Nevertheless, there is nothing to suggest that OnlyTruth would not have emerged whether Beaf was banned or not, banning Beaf (rightly or wrongly) may or may not have helped the emergency of  OnlyTruth.

But in tacitly admitting without solid evidence (note that Jarus claimed you both  currently don't know the direction of the voting since it's secret) that this election is trending ethnically rather suggesting otherwise, you have helped whipped up the ethnic sentiment. Therein lie my disappointment.

To be fair, I don't agree with bigoted view of Gbawe on many issues; I don't read the long articles of Kats, nor I am impressed with the pretense of ekt_bear, how can I nominate or vote for them.

Wouldn't it have been better if you and Jarus had suggested that people are not supporting them because they don't agree with them on issues, rather than the simplistic and over-flogged ethnic reasons? If that suggestion does  not hold for you, then perhaps the idea of protest vote due to banning of Beaf is tenable. But simply buying into the idea that every unusual and 'inexplicable' event can be excused as ethnicism is a defeatist and escapist approach to dealing with reality.

Gbawe, Ekt_bear and Kats are popular among some people, just as Beaf, OnlyTruth and some other are popular in their own sphere. None of these people are better than the other - they are just different in their approach to issues. That is my opinion.

OK. No problem. But believe what Jarus said and you can ask other moderators too, none of us can see the result till it is over. So we don't know the direction of the voting or who is voting for who, our reaction are only based on what we read on this thread.

Have Fun guys! May the best man win.  

PointB:
It is only disgruntled people and those who are too full of themselves that will believe that support for OnlyTruth is ethnically biased.
What exactly does Gbawe do here, if not to rave and rant against anything  GEJ and PDP and hail and sell anything Tinubu, Aregbe and the ACN goons? How can such one way person be the best - well perhaps in the kingdom of the blind.

As for Kats, if the topic is not about (actually against Biafra) you hardly notice him, so the less said of him the better.

OnlyTruth stands for justice, a deviation from the past, and a new direction.

If he wins, he won simply because people believe he is the best; all this attempt (including by the mods) to undermine his credibility and immense contribution actually strengthens it.  

I am actually disappointed with the Mods - Jarus and OAM4J, for their insinuations that the vote is trending towards ethnic bias. How exactly did you determine that? Or do you prefer few voters to decide the outcome like previous, when 38 people decided the winner, or a more robust and informed voters creating the necessary awareness and making the vote more competitive? I just dont understand while you both will make comments that undermine your own poll. It is quite unfortunate to put it mildly!

The mods are not against any of the candidate or blaming one particular ethnic group. We are only against the calls from some posters here asking for people to vote on ethnics line. Some are even asking for a merger. This is against our aim. We want any of the candidate to be elected not base on his ethnicity but simply because he is found to be the most objective, matured, intelligent and articulate poster.

Now, don't pretend you didn't see some of those calls and campaigns to vote on ethnic line. We mods are only doing our duty calling people to order and stopping a wrong trend.

So how have we gone wrong or disappointed you doing this?

I absolutely have no problem with any of the candidates winning but let's not vote on sentiments, let's be objective.

Also if I may ask, can those who nominated and campaigning for a candidate copy & post some of the posts of their candidate they consider brilliant?

This will help us shift focus from sentiments and be more objective.

Thanks.