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You be 1st class liar jor. Bring the evidence of any of my wives or girlfriends telling you that am impotent.

Na wetin cause your bow leg? No be my pump action energy cause am? Remember say na straight legs you get when I newly marry you.

That is not true my Babe! You know how much I love you nau

You were not around at the time I was active online.

How are you my love? I really miss you

mukina2:
lol u wiked smol oh

Sharaaaaaap dia! like say you are not the prove of how strong and capable I be. 

kandiikane:
Even if them they na them season your impotency is of no use to them. .

Why do you keep talking about me being impotent? How you go take know? Are you my wife or girlfriend?

talk true jor, you wan make I come prove to you say I am not impotent so you go take style enjoy my pee pee.

Terrible!

Enjoy this My Ekiti Girl!

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e be like say you sef dey for your season

Great!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]As evident by your chicken dance?

Do try again [/color]

Naaa, as evident by each of them's inability to manage you alone. I managed 7 wives peacefully.

You sister is just in her season, you know as it be now during hot weather  

Naa, Eric and Jonny will need to come to me for tutorials

Very Good job, GenBuhari. Please keep it up.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nothing like one afternoon stand [/color]

kekekeke, now I sabi how to vex you. 

If you no wan do one morning stand or one afternoon stand, then tell your sister Mukina to double up her effort 

The WHO has warned that kain-kain with ganja is dangerous for your health.

I told you to stop drinking gari with kerosine, you no go hia

mukina2:
i lie?

before nko. 90% of all that come from your mouth na lie. When am doing you, you go dey lie say 7 men dey do you

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Dey dream  

And it's not JO. . .stop mangling my husband's name [/color]

Wetin sef? Na just to borrow you for one afternoon stand now. 

kandikane:
As for me OAM4J my bride price you cannot afford, even your whole life savings cannot afford me

Stop overpricing yourself jor. I cant even pay 4 dalasis for you, when there are Gambians who can read and cook available for 4 dalsis 

mukina2:
Johnny is real . .Oj is fictional  

Do you know the difference between real and fictional? Judging from your ogogoro induced behavior lately, I think not. 

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=451442.msg8710216#msg8710216 date=1310572455]@OA4J

God forbid whatever you said!!

@post
I am sooo hungry, didnt have time to eat breakfast. Somebody surprise me.[/quote]OK o. But Alhaji is also a good man sha

BTW, What would you like to eat?

kandiikane:
I read that DNA test and they gave you the wrong results betta go get your own wer you are proven not to be the father. .Take style taste your pee pee? Abeg, we need to feed it to the fishes because its of no use cannot even fertilise egg. . You cannot afford my bride prices sef. .wait, wait ke ke ke ke

people dey talk you sef dey talk. It cost me more to have a glass of soda than to buy you as a wife. Everybody knows your official bride price in Gambia  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Tufiakwa!

I only bare Johnny's babies. . .

There is no time to do anything [/color]

JOhnny and OJ wetin be the difference? What JO can do, OJ can do better

Enjoy!

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kandiikane:
Abeg, stop fooling yourself. .We all know you have been suffering from impotency. .You better go do DNA test for those children

You too dey use style wan taste my pee pee? Nothing for you, i no want a cheap bride

I know say you no sabi cook and read otherwise you for don read for my post wey you quote say i don do DNA test already.  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]There is no doing anything at anytime

So you trust me in the light Be wary what you wish for [/color]

I no say you be winch for dark, but i no fear you for daytime. Oya pick the time wey we go do the thing jor, you sef suppose give me one junior  

mukina2:
i tel you i get 9 husbands

he is afraid of oscar . abi wetin na that ghost name sef?. . . even wee willie winkle scares him

9 imaginary husbands wey dey help me take care of you, but wey no fit perform anything cos of magun. If any man apart from me touch you, na die without remedy be dat. Warn them o

Who no go fear una winch for dark. Na cos of ur winch I put big light for our bedroom nao  

I can see say somebody don teach you bad things 

Anyways, the kin magun wey you get was prepared with cobweb, no style wey the magun no go fit catch. 

Just name the food birthday girl and it's yours

mukina2:
who dash you triplets ?

they ain't urs . .na one of the other 7 of 3 born am

dey dia dey deceive yourself, You no know say i don do dna test since cos i no too trust you. The babies are mine.

besides nobody else fit impregnate you, cos you get magun

iice:
[color=#9900ff]You dey tell me you're afraid of the dark?

No stand [/color]

naaa, am not afraid of the dark, I just dont trust you in the dark. So we have to do it under a broad day light

akunta:
Na wah o!, i become MIA just for a few days n the kitchen is on fire?
Anyways Missy, Sunday(10th) was my Buff day,
so what special treat do i get frm the kitchen?

Happy belated Birthday akunta!

With love from Missy and I, please enjoy

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mukina2:
poor young man

see him, he is hallucinating again

better stop the shepe wey you dey drink and face reality

snthesis:
oam4j- your pikin sabi dance o

Naaa, he is Ika's missing boy found somewhere in Freetown.

My triplets with Mukina are doing fine

which week? what of the stands we had last nite and dis morning already? And wey you don dey beg me say make i no spend all my energy with my other wives b4 i come see u

See your mouth, I know say you like those lunch time quickies

Is this not coming rather late. After they have bombed the orientation camp already.