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I dont trust you in the night, i know say u be winsh, that is why i prefer morning. But if you no like that, lets just have "one afternoon stand"

mukina2:
she is not interested in thumb kinda pee pees

thumb wetin? even Mr**** has nothing on me. The thing wey dey sweet you pass any other thing. Why you think say iice sef wan a taste of it?

mukina2:
try last week in july

I said go back to your duty? Is my launch ready?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yes i'm interested in your pee pee. . .only if it's unattached to your person as i have a potion to make with it.  Don't need to tell Mukina what we all know. . .oya i'm informing you that i will be severing your pee pee

There is no having me  Come back in a million years. . .na still won't be having me [/color]

Who doesn't know the trick of making meat disappear from the mouth? I know you trick jor. me sef no want you, who wan live with an alien? just one morning stand is ok. 

mukina2:
when our week of being married gets here you can talk but not now
lets have his pee pee i still have some potion remaining  

My friend go back to your work of taking care of me jor. You no get mouth/choice again, not even the right of appeal or legal services for the money I paid to have you.  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Retract that or i'll have your pee pee.
419 is for shady people. I don tell you no refunds. . .simple clear statement.[/color]

hehehe. So you are interested in my pee pee? You should have asked me nicely or ask Mukina to inform me  

OK, You are not a 419, but then I must have you in addition to Mukina for the money I paid.  

iice:
[color=#9900ff]No refunds![/color]

Kai, who would have suspected that even iice is capable of doing 419

mukina2:
erm sorry i meant last Wednesday and Thursday for every month
Gbam!

Go and sit down jor! Who cares sef, as long as I have access to u everyday.

Even sef, your work load don increase from 2 times a day to 4 times a day cos I paid more than i should have paid for your bride price.

@OP

Please what is your source?

I thought you are my wife on Wednesdays and Thursdays and my concubine on other days, abi the paraga you drank yesterday never clear from your eye?

If any of those coppers should die, there blood should be required from GEJ and NYSC DG.

^Thanks.

Please continue here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-712404.0.html

This is terrible, and our President and security forces have no solution yet. In a sane and lawful country, some people would have resigned by now.

If any of those coppers should die, there blood should be required from GEJ and NYSC DG.

[size=13pt]Boko Haram bombs Borno NYSC camp •Thousands flee •3 killed as fresh bombs rock Maiduguri[/size]


[b]THERE was pandemonium yesterday in the National Youth Service Commission (NYSC) camp on Biu road Maiduguri, Borno State, as a bomb suspected to be planted by Islamic radical sect, Boko Haram exploded.
Scores were said to have been injured though there was no official confirmation.

A corps member who spoke with our correspondent on condition of anonymity, said soldiers took over the camp immediately and ordered corpers to stay indoors.

The bomb reportedly went off at 9:27pm.

This was as some southern states have concluded arrangement to evacuate their indigenes from Borno State, as attacks by radical Islamic sect, Boko Haram, continued yesterday.

However, government pleaded with residents not to flee assuring that adequate measures have been put in place to ensure that safety.

Daily Champion gathered that the decision of some of the states is to save the loss of lives and property of their indigenes.

In Anambra, Governor Peter Obi said his government would begin the evacuation of indigenes of the state from the troubled city. Last week, Abia State had warned that it will evacuate its citizens if the attacks continue.

Obi said the state is now set to commence evacuation of Anambra Indigenes from crises prone areas. He said this yesterday while speaking with State House Correspondents at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

Obi who is Deputy Chairman of the Governors Forum, said the decision became necessary to save citizens from being killed in the cross fire between members of the Joint Task Force (JTF) and the Boko Haram.

"The option is to begin the evacuation of Anambra indigenes from Maiduguri, Borno State if the bombings in the state continue".

He said he was taking the option because he was not prepared to see any son or daughter of Anambra to be harmed in any part of the country from crisis.

He described the actions of the Boko Haram sect which has resulted in killings of innocent Nigerians in parts of the country, as unacceptable and must be tackled.

He said members of the sect have no justifiable reasons for their actions, noting that there was no need for some group of people to make the country very inhabitable to citizens. "This is the only country that we have as our own; we have no place to go".

Meanwhile, two soldiers were injured in the attack on Baga road, Maiduguri Metropolitan Council (MMC) while operatives of the Joint Task Force (JTF) the allegedly shot dead three members of the Boko Haram sect who attacked the military vehicle.

Confirming the attack, the spokesman of the JTF Colonel Victor Ebheleme said the bomb was thrown at the patrol vehicle of the soldiers, while on a routine duty in the area, injuring two soldiers.

He said the soldiers engaged the sect members in a gun duel killing three of them, while others who fled and were pursued with a view to arresting them and bringing them to book.

Another bomb blast occurred when a NEMA vehicle matched on a bomb buried in pot hole on the same Baga road but no injury was reported yet.

Meanwhile, people in their thousands are relocating from Maiduguri to their villages and other neighboring states they consider safe, as the city has been turned into war zone were business and social activities have come to a stand still.

When our correspondent visited some motor parks in the metropolis, thousands of people including students of the University of Maiduguri which was closed on Monday were seen boarding vehicles going outside the state.

It could be recalled that the management of University of Maiduguri, on Monday due to what it described as security threat to both the institution and the students.

Speaking to our correspondent, a student of the institution, Ibrahim Idris said they received the news of the closure with mixed feelings because students can no longer settle and read peacefully, as gunshots and bombing were the order of the day around the institution, but also regretted that the school calendar will be distorted due to the closure.

Borno State government described the security situation in the state as unfortunate but that the security measures put in place is aimed at curtailing the incessant bombings and killings of security agents and other innocent citizens.

The Borno state government and JTF assured the public not to panic or migrate from their houses as adequate measures have been put in place by the government to ensure public security.

In a press release signed by the Secretary to the State Government (SSG) Ambassador Baba Ahmed Jidda the state government said it is not unmindful of the hardship being experienced by the public as a result of the recent ban on commercial motorcycle operators. However, government will soon distribute tri-cycles and buses as palliative measures to ease the current hardship.

Late on Monday, a bomb rocked Madalla, the FCT’s border with Niger State[/b]

http://www.champion.com.ng/displaycontent.asp?pid=10276

Source: http://allafrica.com/stories/201107061044.html

Dis Guy:
our impeccable source
a financial experts who does not want to be identified

nigerian journalist that cant top up his own phone!

lmao

mukina2:
wetin?

abeg lif me alone jor.

i cant cook,  na by fox?

smh! Your bride price suppose cheap pass the Gambians own sef. I think I have been robbed.

@iice
I think we need to discuss about refunding some excess money and pammy i paid for Mukina 

kandiikane:
Wetin na lafidi sef? Maybe if ar siyam ar go sabi . .lol born wata nko? neba yherie da wan dae, nor sabi ow bon wata lok lek cos ar noe eva bon natin

Ar sure say yu nor sabi ow kitchen lok lek sef

Kai, this is what we call "Iso" or "owo" in Lagos

if she no dey hia, i for defend her but now I can only smh.

Hi Sweety!

GenBuhari:
How does a thread get onto the front page?

Can I get my thread about Nigerian history compiled by archived news stories on the front page also?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-693700.0.html

Very useful and educational thread.

You have done all that has to be done to get  it to Home page by recommending it here. Both Admin and the Super Mod follow this thread and they will look at and if they found it suitable for home page they will put it on the home page.

I missed the thread initially, I think the title is a lil confusing. I will go through it and modify the thread title if need be.

I commend what you are doing on it, meanwhile am sticking it to the front page, keep it up.

ola olabiy:


If I decide to discuss this, you would say "I said I'm not into econs"

me i dey here to learn o. So abeg discuss make I learn.

@Ola

Am not an economist, but If I get you right, are you saying nothing stops CBN from engaging in commercial activities? So CBN can open its own commercial banks too, set up its own construction companies, Agric farms etc and still remain an unbiased regulator? Some ends dont justify the means and you dont have to be an Economist to know that.

mukina2:
oj simpson u nor well at all.

Na me you suppose face or the person wey say u no sabi cook? You don fall my hand sef.

She said common fish barbecue you no sabi to make, you dey call me. If you no dey around, i for defend you, but as you dey here nothing I fit do o.

Abi you no sabi cook true true? may be your love don blind me sef, e no allow me see say you no sabi cook. Abeg defend yourself o, before i change my mind.

kandiikane:
When you wife did not even know what mbaxal is? I think she needs cooking lessons from me I tried the so-called "chicken yassa" from that kitchen and I spend 4days in the toilet.


Well muki  did serve you brown pammy and burnt fish

You too dey lie, if you spend 4 days for toilet you go don die now. I remember you were so thankful after we served u the chicken yassa and you didnt come back for the mbaxal. If u come to the kitchen now, you will get a good plate of mbaxal. Since I know you cant cook, come and get it for free. 

I still wont say anything, I will let Muki defend herself.

kandiikane:
Ar sabi cook pass all your girlfriends, your wives and future wives.

Plus, your village concubines.

Kai, I wont say a word. See as you just insult Mukina right in her house. I will let her defend herself

BTW, one of my wives manages the Official Nairaland Kitchen. If you are nice, I will let her teach you how to cook.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=451442.msg8704821#msg8704821 date=1310504940]Missy B just make sure that as you are leaving OAM4J's house, you are coming to mine.

@OAM4J [/quote]Sharrraaaaap dia! Nobody in this land, not even Seun can take MissyB from me.


@Ileke Idi and Alh Harem,

Is their something I should know that you two are not telling me? How come both of you came to the kitchen today at d same time? Alhaji am watching you around her o

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg8704500#msg8704500 date=1310501583]You go hope taya.   I just hope it nor be my ingredients you used in preparing that Pizza and veg. salad . . . If so, just pick up your ghana-must-go and leave my house this minute.   [/quote]You berra shakes hands and make up with Goldie nau before i vex with you and flog you with extra round of my koboko this night.

Na who get you, your ingredients and your house? Your ikebe and everything you get na mine jor.  

Now jokes aside, Goldie is my good friend and you are my wife, I'll hate to see you too fight again, please.  

Odunnu:
Chop knucle my guy. You sabi 'whatzup'. I'll consider your PR application.

See yourself. So because I disagree with you, you wan sack me as your PR manager? When I don already conclude arrangements with top Abuja politicians who go dey need your services everyday and who go dey pay you in foreign currencies. Wetin be N50K sef? Am just waiting to confirm who the new ministers go be and those who go dey for important ministries cos If i line you up for all the ministers and Senators, dem go put you out of market in one year because many of those guys are more corrupt inside room than inside office.

mukina2:
they are my husbands  no charge 

Just remember to tell them say you get magun.

kandiikane:
I think say I nor wam am fine
Me husband tell me mek ar drink boku boku bata

You yeah if you want to try me I will insert teeth in your mouth and broke broke am for you. .
I did not cook it, a friend of my mother did. . I can cook ooo, I was in the kitchen since age 2. .Fact

Comot jor! You no sabi cook, common to warm food you no sabi, dem suppose reduce your bride price to just 2 dalasi

Goldieluks:
thanks OAM4J .

No hard feelings,yea,she started it first.

well, i would like a piece of pizza and some vegetable salad.
cheers!

Thanks. Hopefully she will extend her hand of friendship to you when she comes back online.

Enjoy!

https://www.laurens-kitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/duckpizza.jpg

https://www.cookingnook.com/images/marinated_veg_salad.jpg

[img]http://www.afrodomtom.fr/alimentation_exotique_par_pays/Afrique/cameroun/malta-guiness.jpg[/img]

kandiikane:
yu wan noe wetin apin tiday? Ar go fen okro soup na fridge, big yeye ar tek am eat, me beleh cam begin foe art me ar fi say na poison den don poison me don.

See as you fine, you no sabi cook. How the thing no go be like poison? Na so you go dey poison your husband abi? no wonder una bride price cheap

mukina2:
sorry i am fully booked  

You don join them for that business? How much you dey charge?