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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=616372.msg7853914#msg7853914 date=1299372478]"my" girl? Ogbeni, sho ara e!
She's not your girl  [/quote]Actually it's a top secret, so dont tell anyone.

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[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=616372.msg7853665#msg7853665 date=1299368951]Did anyone read the title on the front page? Ouch!!
Mukina was having her laugh with this one lol
Naughty gyal![/quote]free my girl jor.

Seun changed the topic on the front page, not Muki. I know.

I full ground!

I dey kampe!

fstranger3:
we shall see

you'll see nothing

Too much fantasies

thanks for nothing

mukina2:
thanks my baybee

Anything for Love

table is set 


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^sup? long time

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=616372.msg7852611#msg7852611 date=1299357527]Thanks man!

On the "I SPOKE TO THE MOST INTELLIGENT NIGERIAN. . . . ."  topic,lol, what can I say? Lol. But, really, if that thread wasnt hijacked I would have shown (based on the discussion with the Ibo taxi driver) why I felt most of what Beaf was preaching at the time was "right". In hindsight, I'm happy the usual fights occurred before the thread could become meaningful because I now see that GEJ is the worst thing that can/might happen to Nigeria! Dude is a basket case!

As per the characters (okay lemme explain this is as best as I can), I believe, in Napoleon, you'll find little bits of every Nigerian thas has ever led the country. Notice that I made Old Major into Mr.Awolowo---- bottom-line the pigs are the elite, the rich, the ones dividing up the national pie amongst themselves etc whether you feel your man/their man  fought/fights for good or not; its now up to you to see the bottom-line: THE WAR IS BETWEEN THE RICH AND THE POOR; NOT TRIBES, RELIGION OR RACE!!! Its between those that will push a $350,000 Rolls Royce while the average Nigerian probably wont ever save enough to buy a steering wheel even if he lived to be 95yrs old, to talk of even buying a BRAND NEW car fresh off the lot!

So, seeing this, why would anyone vote in a man that has been the number two, then number one, in a govt that cannot provide electricity or a safe enough environment that is conducive for business. . . . business that would uplift the welfare of his people? How can you live seeing you people starve? Suffering?! I can just imagine (and I'm pretty sure my imagination is 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000 milder than the reality on ground!) a society with no electricity; HOW THE FUXCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION??! Schools? Hospitals? Street Lights? Offices? No electricity in all those places? Are you fucxking kidding me? Then no drugs in the hospital! No books! Jesus! I watch the African Channel all the time and everytime the show focuses on Nigeria I'm just so disgusted! Then you see people on NL and other sites hailing incompetents like GEJ just because he's from their village? Are you kidding me?!

Ive read on all the aspirants and the only sane vote should be to Gen.Buhari. He has shown his hands at least three times, why cant Nigerians fuxcking see this?He had the chance to become a billionaire, probably, 5 times over in more than 30yrs but this man chose integrity and love of mother-land over anything else! Rumors have been spread about him being a religious fanatic; he has repeatedly refuted them. His household---even is wife---- is said to include christians, he chose a christian as running mate; A FREAKING PREACHER, what more is he supposed to do to show that he is not a religious fanatic as being falsely spread?! Maybe he needs to appeal to God to send down Jesus to campaign on his behalf!!!

He abhors corruption, he has shown he wont bow down to the west if it means his people will be trampled upon. What more do Nigerians want?!

Mr. Ribadu is another terrible choice. He cavorts with the same criminals supporting GEJ. Gen.Obasanjo is his puppeteer; he'll never prosecute him. GEJ pardoned him; will he ever prosecute him? His sponsor is a known major drug dealer, is he going to send him off to jail? For these reasons I believe he's just a pawn and he doesnt know it. GEJ, OBJ and co brought him back to Africa in order to split the votes in the North while I believe Mr.Bola Tinubu is using him in the same capacity---- and also to use him as a bargaining chip with Gen.Buhari since this election might very well be settled via a Run-Off.

Anyways, thats how I saw the characters in the book, and thats my stance for now. Like I said though, you can decide who is who in the book; depending on your outlook of events currently occurring in your country.

Yes, GEJ deserves to be Napoleon in my depiction; he's "quiet but has a way of forcefully and deceitfully getting his way" doesnt he?! Yup, GEJ is Napoleon![/quote]Beautiful Analysis Akogun Ibukun.

It is the reason why I support Buhari-Bakare Ticket.

[quote author=eku_bear link=topic=616372.msg7853025#msg7853025 date=1299362187]Nigerians are religious and ethnic bigots. Many southern Nigerians will never vote for Buhari in 1 million years, because he is a Muslim Fulani.[/quote]I think religion is now playing less and less role in Southern politics, is now more about people.

Most Southerners are just tired of the personalties the North kept throwing up for leadership

When Southerners find a courageous, transparent and intelligent  Northern leader, they will support him

Katsumoto:
Idea is needed; ok, so I can't write very well. Bite me  

Is it only a Yoruba man that can marry Isale [b]gag[/b]2?

you want to gag my aburo? o buru gan o, se tori wipe mo ni ko ma fe o mo. O da ma binu, Olorun a pese iywo tie fun e o.

And yes only a certified Yoruba man is qualified to marry her. We must be able to trace your lineage down to Oduduwa, else no show.

fstranger3:
I dont know for you. As for me, I have a way of making something out of nothing. Yeah, I am that gifted. Emi naa ko ooo, Olorun Oba ma ni




For starters, Tpia is not married, never will and never could she be the MILF outta the two.

Mukinatudeen, on the other hand, is one hot mama, who, for all we know, could have had one or two abortions in secondary school, making her a confirmed MILF. And yes, I love MILFs.

You are tpia's 3rd husband, she confessed to you on this thread before you two said your vows openly.

I am the 1st and the last with Mukina2.

Go and watch that magun film son! And learn from it.

fstranger3:
^^^  What harm lie therein in the indiscriminate use of an unsheathed rubber sword?

We dont want no Daikoku MASAMUNE DNA  palava in our family. Thanks.



BTW fstranger, you are very true with your new location and signature.

The relationship btw me and tpia is truly = relationship btw you and Mukina2 = Nothing, and between tpia and Mukina2, we know who is MILF

Katsumoto:
Come and see pa no pa no.

is this egun or anago?

se panapana ni pa no pa no?

Am not sure you deserve my aburo, you need to prove you are a Yoruba man for me again.

Katsumoto:
Condom ke; I am not DK. Naijababe is married and off-limits. I was referring to a literal sword. Don't you know that Aworis like to carry umbrellas? 

stop d explanation jor, we are intelligent enough to decode the message u are sending to a married woman.

Where is my aburo, Isale gan? I think we need to reconsider his proposal, we cant afford an inlaw that will be sending coded message to all our wives

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=590933.msg7852109#msg7852109 date=1299351354]LOL @ Awori umbrella, Is that a new short name for Condom? [/quote]lol  

so the MASAMUNE sword is actually not what i tot it was

Katsumoto:
I warn you for the last time; remember that the Japanese fight to the death unlike you Yoruba that always run from fights.

i will call you kat/cat in yoruba then,- Ologbo o o o

BTW, nibo ni agbo ile yin ni Eko?

Katsumoto:
BTW

Is it that Nigerians are lazy or they just love shortening names?

The people in my village must not hear that you guys are shortening my proud ancestors name to Katz.

who wants to call a chinoafgnanjapanese name in naija forum.

anyway kats looks better, 'sexy' i guess, and makes me imagine u look like a cat.

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Anything for my iyawo


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fstranger3:
Fixed. 

I will send you pictures of me and Mukina2 from the Emirates tomorrow.

Wish us luck!

What Sango has joined together, let no OAM4J put asunder.

O je ma fi emi e wewu

If you just near my babe, just as near as shaking her hands, wa ma ko bi akuko ni o.

abo oro la nso fun omu oluabi. . .

stick with tpia, the girl changed a lot cos of you, am sure your union with tpia is already blessed by amadiora.

mukina2:
OAMJ
go buy fine pammy, my twinnies drink over night pammy only. you gast 'please' them first

Anything for my sweethert, I have to get the best concentrated one for my babe, pure undiluted palmwine

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[quote author=190: link=topic=599076.msg7848315#msg7848315 date=1299287842][color=deeppink]OM4J

Are u crazy ( which mukina are u massaging )

Back off

mukina:

this song is for you,

[/color][/quote]hey young boy, leave this place at once!

cant you see? 

Be careful, be very very careful  cos am

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Where have you been katz?

Am sure you know I am happily married to mukina2

so, so enu e, ok.



anyway make una enjoy this old classic 'collabo' with me 

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DK na official NL ashewo playboy.

::::waiting anxiously to see my baby in her new outfit::::

I'll do anything for my sweetheart

but Iran ke, there is fighting going on for dat place o, I no mind Kuwait sa.

DK and fstranger

You people will not go and look for your own woman, na someone eles wife you go dey pursue.

Especially, fstranger, how will he get a woman, when he would not stop insulting all those girls in romance section.

So what did you buy for yourself honey?

Can I see how they look on you?

::::puts on the music:::::

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::::now lays Muki on our luxurious bed and start giving her best of massages:::::

I dont want you to be doing house shopping by yourself, let the helps assist you. Am not paying them for nothing you know.

I hope you are not too tired honey? guess you need some massage, come and lie down and let me take care of you

Where have you been honey? Dont tell me you've been busy cos I told you to stop stressing yourself

I stress myself to make much money so that you'll not be stressed.