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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=611621.msg7805759#msg7805759 date=1298734653]Stop backtracking and parambulating joo, you don already spill say na candle dey do you special favours so quit fibbing about buttons jare No lie, Mukina nor sabi press any button joo, abi nor be the reason you still dey sneak out go meet Jennykadry be that Oh chei, that was supposed to be a secret between Jenny and I I promise not to tell anyone else henceforth

We don't want Mukina to hear that, she go combust due to jealousy ^{Oh the joy} Ah, that also reminds me not to tell Mukina you went behind her back and flew Gestapo to Milan to console her for not getting any valentine Don't worry, your secrets are safe with moi [/quote]hahahaaha you dey expose yourself.

Muki already knows your plans, she read all the BB messages you pinged me, how you were begging me to fly you to Milan cos you were stranded on valentine's day

You got nothing on me girl, I already confessed the few 'mistakes' I made with you and Jenny to Muki, and she understands that I did it out of pity, thinking it will reduce your stay at Yaba left.

I am with my Muki 24/7. I dont cheat.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=611621.msg7805409#msg7805409 date=1298729329]What am i reading What will my eyes not see on NL You get shivers and get turned on by men You love Mukina using candles on you Hold on will be back, got some very very urgent pressing thing to do




^{Hastily places a phonecall to Mukina} Er . . . Mukina2, come here, i don vex plus you Why you nor tell me say na candling be the secret weapon you dey take snag/keep men You have to teach me this candling trick wey OAM4J dey wax lyrical about, by fire by force otherwise me and you go enter one trouser today today  

Hmmm, candling, can't wait to practise that on my e-harem and double my meagre number of men [/quote] 

You have just earned yourself the right to remain indefinitely at Yaba left. Congrats!

I dont need to tell you that you will be losing your posting privileges soon on NL. Muki will click all the right buttons when she joins me on bed shortly.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=611621.msg7805300#msg7805300 date=1298727197]Yeah i know the person you are talking about, na who else but Mukina2 But, but, but you get liver to dey talk about am like this oh My hands nor dey oh Mukina2 see as hin dey disresket you Did i not warn you about dating/marrying this dude You should have listened and let me marry him instead so I can show and teach him pepper [/quote]Show some respect young woman!, I was talking to the one and only gbeborun NL It's not Muki and I' fault that you have not had it for a while or that you were stranded on valentines' day

Please call my babe's name with some respect, next time say Aunty/Sister Mukina2. And for your information, you cannot handle me, ask Jenny, only a woman with Super status like Muki can handle me.

I get turned on when men shiver at her comments. Now fall in line else your small ikebe will be banned, plus including all your supporters and exs.

I can tell someone is Hot. . . yeah, the news of a woman giving birth does that to some people _gbeborun

fstranger3:
The first thing you do is to ask after the health of mother and child.

Food is not everything. You must be fat in real life, are you?

lol Balogun, I no go allow you to kill me with too much laugh on NL

You are a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddd boy, ika e ti poju

I didn't even know AD is still existing

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7803124#msg7803124 date=1298684116]What'chu talking about, Willis?!

Brother, what mine eyes have seen this past few weeks on NL.   I'm not completely sure who you're talking about, so we'll just pretend we didn't hear the "B" word.  lol.  Unless you want to remove all doubts.[/quote]Pray tell, what a gwan? speak no more parables, am all ears.

btw, am talking of your one and only katz

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7803124#msg7803124 date=1298684116]So, where are you, OAM4J?  What else do you go by?  Share only what you feel like. I could go read your posts but I don't want to feel like a stalker tonight.[/quote]Bits and bits of me is everywhere, might be closer or far away from you than you think. Feel free to read my posts dear, am sure it will be interesting and worthwhile

chiogo:
Lol you think this is your village? town-crier indeed!

Ok, I've had enough fun on this thread, good to see the "tribalists" having fun together haha.

I intend to marry you properly according to my Ndigbo in-laws tradition nao. The town crier must 1st announce our engagement.

Tell my in-laws to send me the engagement list asap, am fast forwarding the marriage, cos I dont trust Ezeuche.

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=612237.msg7803143#msg7803143 date=1298684725]God forbid any of these Yoruba get their hands on an Igbo woman.

Always coveting something that does not belong to them. They hate "IGBOS" yet want our women. Our women are IGBO as well.

These negross. . .[/quote]Your opinion/POV is not needed.   Have you ever read any comment that depicts hatred from me?

Chiogo and I are the reason why people like you should stop all your ethnocentric comments. Cos some of us find real/true love across those boundaries

jason123:
Gbam!!!

Wetin nau?? 

Thanks bro!  

chiogo:
Are you sure? I coulda sworn. . .hmm, if you say so, until I see your ethnocentric comments.  

I doubt you'll ever read one, I dont judge a race/ethnic by the action of one or few individuals.

Don't mind me so long as he's fiiiiine, rich(yes, I'm a true Igbo girl), smart,  umm caring, funny, and all those other things, I'm all in. So, OAM4J, do you have all these qualities?

You've not even mentioned a tithe of my qualities honey  

Where is Nairaland town-crier? let it be announced all over NL, that Chiogo is now betrothed to OAM4J, and any trespasser will be severely dealt with.  

chiogo:
Are you Yoruba? Sorry, my husband has to be Igbo. Igbo Kwenu!!

Yes, I am a Yoruba man, but not an ethnocentric Nigerian. . . so dont break my heart now, lets make a good example of true love and unity that cut across ethnic barriers

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7802959#msg7802959 date=1298680720]Nigerians Abroad and at home:

Here is an opinion piece Chinua Achebe did for a (USA) newspaper.  It's a few weeks old, but it is still relevant and can be discussed.  Things Fall Apart was a seminal work, but I'm ambivalent towards Achebe due to some of his poor later works, and other activities.

Nigeria’s Promise, Africa’s Hope
By CHINUA ACHEBE, Op-Ed Contributor
Published: January 15, 2011
New York Times

AFRICA has endured a tortured history of political instability and religious, racial and ethnic strife. In order to understand this bewildering, beautiful continent — and to grasp the complexity that is my home country, Nigeria, Africa’s most populous nation — I think it is absolutely important that we examine the story of African people.

In my mind, there are two parts to the story of the African peoples ,  the rain beating us obviously goes back at least half a millennium. And what is happening in Africa today is a result of what has been going on for 400 or 500 years, from the “discovery” of Africa by Europe, through the period of darkness that engulfed the continent during the trans-Atlantic slave trade and through the Berlin Conference of 1885. That controversial gathering of the leading European powers, which precipitated the “scramble for Africa,” we all know took place without African consultation or representation. It created new boundaries in ancient kingdoms, and nation-states resulting in disjointed, inexplicable, tension-prone countries today.

Read entire article here: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/16/opinion/16achebe.html?ref=nigeria[/quote]I agree with the bold. The map of Africa would have been very different from what it is now without the European interventions. But then as they say, that is now history. What should be the center of discourse now is undoing the wrongs done by the African colonial masters.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7802847#msg7802847 date=1298678332](which is where I met OAM4J, who is a mensch btw)[/quote]

_{Tell your boyfriend it's a brotherly kiss, before his blood gets hot and his heartbeat starts accelerating where is he btw?}

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=612237.msg7802792#msg7802792 date=1298677529]Hhahahahaha, The "Elections"!!! lol. EzeUche didnt even need to campaign too hard for that; he was the front runner from jump! ROFLMAO!!!!

Know what? My sisters even came on and voted FOR me!!! One of them came to me and was like: "Hey, that election u told us about? We went on and voted for u, hopefully u win!!!". I almost fainted! "YOU WASNT SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR ME, YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR SOME1 OTHER THAN ME!!!". LOL. They thot the point was for me to get as much votes as possible. I guess you just cant take the Ibo out of Ibos; how hard would it have been spending 2 more mins reading the whole shiyyt and figuring out how to cast your vote?!!

We still laugh about that shiyyt till this day.

Thanx to Jah, Ezeuche won tho.

How u doing, Ibo Hitler?

lol

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=612237.msg7802863#msg7802863 date=1298678519]Those were the days I only had ONE moniker and could not vote over and over like some people. Or there are just more Yorubas on Nairaland. Either way, the champion I should remain. The Awolowo thread I created did go to well with Yorubas. [/quote][/quote]hahahahaah typical naija complains after election; the election was rigged. . . my opponents over-rigged me. . . bla, bla, bla

Whatever, you are still the undisputed champion. Long may you reign

Intel led me to this thread, I heard this is where my babe hangs out.

What is going on here?

Who is meeting with iice?

Why does it look like this thread is about my babe and not about iice?

Is anyone messing with my girl here?

Answers before. . .

Whao! not again!!

mukina2:

honey, I was just kidding with her, dont know why she picked on my comment.

BTW, I think we need to try dayokanu recommended position and other positions, I want twins

dayokanu:
^^ Caught red handed

Meshionu! You think you or anyone can come in between us? Our bond is stronger than super glue.

ruffrider:
My daughter in law will never have to worry about me. If my son looses his job, I would help them with food, mortgage, you name it, and even network with my friends concerning him finding employment. Sounds like you have a nagging mother

Many of the current troublesome mother-in-laws promised more than that before their sons got married, but later felt a new woman can not be more important than them in their sons' life

dayokanu:
^^ Simple question

What happened to these text messages

"Dokpesi where is our Balance"

"Na we do am"

"Lets meet in IBB campaign office"

There is a new txt message sent to one Yinka and it shows that the bombs were actually assembled at a church in ikeja and the Coordinator was a retired general from Daura in Katsina State

The text says

'Oga Yinka, we don do the job o, na only 2 of the bomb we fit use, the remaining one still dey the ikeja church. When we reach Daura, the general no wan gree pay our balance, abeg talk to am o'




_{(High Tech Intel, i tell ya)}

doja:
Oh ! Sorry people I said it was Dokpesi and IBB then, because I never knew he was my father but now that I know he is my father we are looking at the possibility of labelling some other persons with that terrorist act.

lol see the resemblance

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324293_Jonathan_10Jun2010_480_jpg143c18d1469a929b47074b0942a6d77a

[quote author=EzeUche_ link=topic=612237.msg7802252#msg7802252 date=1298670931]DO I CREATE TRIBALISTIC THREADS?

The answer is NO! I have better things to do. [/quote]Dont forget you are still the undisputed champion till we have a new election

was surprised at the wide margin you gave bkbabe

I think GEJ is still the man to beat, no thanks to the failed alliance between ACN and CPC

But I am keeping faith with BB for the good of Nigeria. . . It is possible!

Love all your efforts guys.

I really wish am in naija now.

But am spreading the news to my naija peeps.

chiogo:
It's your choice, hun. . .although y'all seem to be taking this internet thing too seriously. Obviously the so-called threads aren't personally attacking you but your ethnic group. Besides the threads are opened by just a handful of people who do not represent the whole group.

I'm not gonna open anti-Yoruba threads just because a handful of Yoruba people opened anti-Igbo threads. If everyone starts opening these threads, that would be so redundant since the so-called threads serve no useful purpose anyway.

. . . . But knock yourself out.

I think I have found my Igbo wife.

Chiogo, will you marry me by 2014. . . citeris paribus?

OP, get a job and be a man and all your troubles/worries will be over.

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=611621.msg7797681#msg7797681 date=1298622609]Congrat mum

You never born? Chineke!! What are you waiting for? [/quote]You nao, are you ready now?

Congratulations blank!

How is the father coping? I can imagine him taking care of both mother and son. . . lots of work, I know. Give him my salute. Ise lo se.



I feel like having a child now

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=611741.msg7796511#msg7796511 date=1298603783]"billionaire son"

Oyo has suffered! chai!! Ontop of all the rubbish, them allow am to become "billionaire"?[/quote]Are you interested in his son? I can link you, except you have to 1st become a Muslim and change your name to Kafaya or Zuweba

BTW, Arisekola has been a well known Billionaire for more than '21yrs'.

more blunders upon blunders. . . this guy is fast running out of luck

tithe:
You are right i tried starving them, but they started feeding on my home theater cables.

Take a shooting class, get a gun and kill them like mad 


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