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[quote author=ndu_chucks]Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy.

After agonizing for several weeks, I've decided to come in and ensure that this bar is clean in every sense of the word. May I then, humbly request that all babes in the bar, line up for inspection, sharp sharp? There is a pressing need for me to certify that the skirts are of the correct lengths, the boobs are not too exposed (this will require close inspection), and the pants do not suggest the outline of their units (so to speak) in a manner which could affect blood flow in certain areas of men's anatomy .

In the meantime, where is that popular Lertee, and Berem to help me with a drink?[/quote]lol...And I guess the inspection will be done on one-on-one in a private room, right?

lertee: I felt real bad today,I don't feel this bad after a loss by man U.

Sorry. Time to change your team. I recommend Arsenal.

Katsumoto: I know because I am a gentleman and not because I am a player.

It is obvious to everyone who the player is. On this thread alone, you have confessed to many ex-wives and current wives.

That is the point, players don't confess... they play their games so well such that no one detects, and their games are equally not aware they are being played.

Am only a generous African man, definitely not a player.

Katsumoto: Hahahahahaha

I don't drink bear. I only touch spirits; so yes, I MAY have experimented with spirits.

Besides, ladies drink mainly spirits when going out, so you need to know what gets them going.

And they say I like women, yet I didn't know all that, but Katsumoto knows... Player!

Katsumoto: Actually Vodka is best with tea. Add a bit of sugar.

From experience, abi? Ogbologbo! Now I suspect all those your tea breaks in between official meetings

wesley80: ^ And your point is?

OAM4J: Part of the reasons why:

Just confirming part of the reasons why the story could be true. The mill was commissioned last year and importation down this year, make the connection.

naptu2: Can I have a cup of tea please?

Why not?

Waitress give Naptu a cup of tea... flavored with brandy or whisky

Part of the reasons why:

Lagos State Government Tuesday inaugurated a rice processing factory, which it said had the capacity to produce 20,000 metric tonnes per annum (equivalent to either 350,000 or 400,000 bags)

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Governor Babatunde Fashola unveiled the factory in Imota, Lagos along with the state Commissioner for Agriculture, Mr. Gbolahan Lawal, and Minister of State for Agriculture, Mr. Alhaji Bukar Tijani Borno.


Speaking at the inauguration ceremony, the governor said the development was a wakeup call on hoodlums popularly referred “to as area boys to vacate the street and key in on the employment opportunities that the factory offers.”


According to him, the factory was situated on a 23,000-hectare industrial estate and had about 10,000-tonnes storage for rice paddy and 45,000-ton capacity storage for finished rice.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/lagos-unveils-mega-rice-processing-factory/115907/

The Ogun State Government on Wednesday allocated 500 hectares of land to the Lagos State Government for agricultural purposes.

The government said this in a statement jointly signed by the governors of Ogun and Lagos states, Ibikunle Amosun and Babatunde Fashola, at the end of a meeting between the two states.

https://www.nairaland.com/1084470/gov-amosun-allocates-500-hectares

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deols: Kai..he was wooing. and fast forward, I have become ex wife for everyone to hear of.

Dont misunderstand my comment up there sweetheart. You are among my current wives not an ex. I told the lady to find out about my "capableness" from my wives (which include you) and my ex wives that I didn't name.

You still my beautiful wife... You think I will leave you alone for maclatunji to take over? God forbid!

I will prefer to meet my maker whenever I become useless to myself and my surroundings irrespective of my age.

The last thing I want is to be a burden to someone or my surroundings.

lertee: Hian,plenty ex-wives like this hmm,me sef go soon turn to ex o.
Ok na **looks left and right**
Oya na,we go dey run side show no marriage

What can I say? I am too generous like that and I will like to help my sister/staff in cold.

Erm... erm.. meet me in my office, we need to discuss some important matters about the bar.

lertee: Very fine,cold morning though.

Cold morning?

Damm! Ilugunboy is not doing a good job. You should wake up from bed sweating, cold or no cold.

With me there is no cold season, only hot seasons.... Ask Mukina2, rocktation, Missy B, deols and all my ex wives

Katsumoto: Yeah, you are living in the moment when Vieira lifted the last trophy for Assnal. Patrick who? Vieira has since played for Juventus, Inter Milan, Man City, and retired for over 4 years now.

Lennox Lewis was still heavyweight champ

The world has seen 3 Olympic events

Wait, what exactly are you living in again?

Story story....story! Who is at the top of the league at the MOMENT?.... say it LOUD and CLEAR... It's ARSENAL!

You wish its Loserpool; Dont ya?

naijababe: His headache will finally turn to migraine when Suarez joins us in January

They nearly all died of heart attack when the guy requested to be freed. Imagine from their chairman to their manager to the least player all begging one player to stay.

RVP wanted to leave, we showed him the door, cos at Emirates, we dont beg players to stay and play.

Katsumoto: Very rich coming from an assnal supporter. Since Assnal last won a trophy -

Boys that were born subsequently have signed professional contracts with football sides

Obama has won two elections

The US economy was in recession for 5 years and has recovered

Three English teams have won the champions league

Greece has been replaced as European champions in two 4 year periods

Facebook became a collosus

Nairaland was started and has existed for 8 years

Katrina destroyed New Orleans which has since been rebuilt.

Mourinho has managed Inter Milan, Madrid and is back at Chelsea

Story story....story!

I know you like history and storytelling, but we Gunners don't live in the past...we live in the moment!

Am sure at the moment you wish loserpool has it as good as Arsenal

Katsumoto:
Would you like to place a friendly wager as to whose team will finish higher this season?

Liverpool will finish higher than Assnal, I can bet my left butt cheek on that.

Hehehehe... Loserpool is going no where, forget.

Katsumoto: Its not your fault. Just watch.

Assnal season will be over by January; your squad is too thin.

You mean our victory will be concluded by January... well may be by January we can loan you Ozil to assist you qualify for Europa