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Katsumoto: Bro code 567 - don't take a gal that belongs to another bro (Demdem)

Demdem has not paid her bride price to me... as far as am concerned she is as free as air.

Idowuogbo: I'm marketing both! As per testing, I'm sorry sir,I resemble Harrods? I no get tester mehn! D tester wey I get sef,na for sale.

Well if you no get taste for me, na him be say you are not permitted to market that thing here, any attempt to do so will warrant sexkillz visiting your profile.

Demdem:
Oam4J like woman and doing this thing that elders do, no be small. Mukina2 is right.

I never said I hate women na; to quote Seun, "am as straight as an happy joystick".

So you don dey talk with Mukina2 about me behind my back? Sexkillz will soon deal with you for me

Katsumoto: hmmmmmmm

You are wrong. Romance and politics don't go together; sex and politics go together.

And romance with money is the trick politicians like you use to get sex. Lobatan!

Katsumoto: OAM4J

Your sales gal is being rude to customers. She has mistaken me for one of those customers who is pinching her bumbum.

May be she likes you. You are permitted to have a private chat with her and let me have the outcome of that chat.

Lilimax: If it is 'alcoholic ogi', it will be similar to 'Alomo bitters '
Make una kuku replace am with Fresh Zobo drink
That one make sense nah

Do you sell Zobo? I mean natural ones?

Idowuogbo: Iya Ologi dey oooooo

Buy ur Ogi, fresh Ogi! Fresh Ogi!

Bobos,my Ogi go make ur tombo thick wella

Kokolets,my Ogi go help una produce cowbell

Buy ur Ogi, Fresh Ogi! Fresh Ogi!

Ogi-baba, Fresh Ogi! Fresh Ogi!

Ogi for beer parlour? What type of Ogi be that?

Is it alcoholic ogi or natural ogi fresh from 'the source'?.... I like and welcome the 2nd, but I have to taste it 1st before you market it to my customers.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I just found out that i have a gift, can i be the table dancer for this bar? [/quote]Can you send me your full length pictures please. I would not want a table dancer that will drive away our customers. You must have flesh in the right places to qualify.

Have your favorite drink and peppersoup on me. While I wait for the pictures

lertee: You see now,leadership should be by example o.
As the oga at the top,I need a watch over from you.
No touchry and no lookry..I know say I gather every for the right places but NO lookry!
Ehen I can now take the job if this is guaranteed.

But somebody must look and touch na...or how else will it be appreciated? Erm erm... ok I will try

You are now EMPLOYED!

lertee: **looks left and right**
What happened to the first waitress..
Politicians be hitting my bmbmbm..naaaa I dodge am.

The 1st waitress Berem is still a staff she only took the weekend off.

We need at least 3 waitresses here.

Dont worry no one will be hitting your bumbum apart from me

jmaine: Na Pataki rename me Jamiu . . .Demdem pick am , Seanet02 come popularize am , and the rest is now history . . .

My adversaries seeking to get under my skin address me as Jamiu and i just laugh it off .

Jamiu is a nice segxy name na.... jst imagine those small small girls u dey chase pulling your bia-bia and calling.... Jamiu...oh Jamiu my love..

So sad!

My condolences to his family!