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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
naptu2: Can I have a cup of tea please?you can have it Sir! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by blacksta(m): 5:55pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
lertee: I felt real bad today,I don't feel this bad after a loss by man U. Moyes was only appointed cause he is Scottish. Man has no record as a successful manager |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 7:18pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
I'm back to the Beer Parlour |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:27pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
Katsumoto: we r still on top. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
lertee: I felt real bad today,I don't feel this bad after a loss by man U. Sorry. Time to change your team. I recommend Arsenal. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mukina2: 7:44pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
Katsumoto: Ok, I will stop beating assnal fans up. Its not fair; its like Obama engaging GEJ in a debate.people are talking, Liverpool now decides to talk. Even if all the teams decide to dash Liverpool 50 points upfront you will still fumble this is indeed the bar, i think Kasu is either drunk or trying to be drunk |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:48pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
@Eggy baba for peeping . ..hw tinz?..longest tym..or se that afofun Sex-"killed" ban you ni? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by lertee(f): 8:02pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
OAM4J:This is one of the jokes of the season,of all the clubs in england,arsenal. Forever manchester United till Eyimba wins European champions league lol. 1 Like |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:37pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
mukina2: So na even liverpool the lost one is supporting. I was thinking he was supporting a decent club like sunderland or wigan. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 8:06am On Sep 29, 2013 |
Talktimi is really high ...why would he say Amaechi's monorail is heading nowhere.... Okija_juju: Abeg na who give Talktimi Drink o!! Re: NANS To Amaechi: Your Plan To Polarize Students Union Has Failed by talktimi(m): 9:04am On Sep 28 Amaechi should pls complete his multi billion naira monorail to nowhere first before dragging students into his rofo rofo fight (Quote) (Report) 3 Likes (Like) |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by nduchucks: 11:27am On Sep 29, 2013 |
Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. After agonizing for several weeks, I've decided to come in and ensure that this bar is clean in every sense of the word. May I then, humbly request that all babes in the bar, line up for inspection, sharp sharp? There is a pressing need for me to certify that the skirts are of the correct lengths, the boobs are not too exposed (this will require close inspection), and the pants do not suggest the outline of their units (so to speak) in a manner which could affect blood flow in certain areas of men's anatomy . In the meantime, where is that popular Lertee, and Berem to help me with a drink? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:54am On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. Awusubillahi!!! What is a Mallam doing in a beer parlour ? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:18pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy.hmmm.. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 1:43pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. lol...And I guess the inspection will be done on one-on-one in a private room, right? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 1:44pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
I need hot ooo, i'm tired of beer.. Why does this Bar man not want to sell Hot for me now, i don Vex na Mineral I cum nid nau |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by donphilopus: 1:46pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
OAM4J:lolz, you just said my mind |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Katsumoto: 1:59pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. @bolded Do you mean counter-KONJI thingz?.. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Dpeacemaker101: 2:24pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Bar no open today,berem wey bar man? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by blacksta(m): 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
bar closed |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
blacksta: bar closedNa who close am? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by DuduNegro: 6:53pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
berem: you can have it Sir! Nwanyi, next time you serve clients cup of tea in a beer tavern your liquor license will be suspended. Naptu, alaiye mi, im here for next two hours......im going to soak on heineken, berem will bill you for the damages. Nwanyi, start me off with hot isiewu and two bottles. make sure the bottles are crying..... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by DuduNegro: 7:00pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
ndu_chucks: Greetings. I have hitherto hesitated to visit this beer parlor for many reasons, some of which include my opposition to public intoxication and the presence of scantilty clad babes in such premises. In my world burka is quite sexy. Kukuwenu, kukuwenu, kukueenu....long time my broda. Squeeze the chest make sure the bra is proper fitting also. lift up and look under the skirt, make sure underwear dey. amy wey no wear underwear send to me for spanking. Kukuwenu wa zabanga...nice to eyeball u again. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by DuduNegro: 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
mukina2: show up here more often. Take ya hijab off before coming in. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by lertee(f): 7:04pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:41pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Dudu_Negro:your orders are ready oke mmadu! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:42pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
lertee:Ki lo de? se ko si? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by lertee(f): 7:59pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Tommorow is monday,weekend is just a scam awwww. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by talktimi(m): 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
smartchoice: Talktimi is really high ...why would he say Amaechi's monorail is heading nowhere....i gree say i way high but i definitely know what i was saying, the monorail scam runs a very short distance between two bus stops that are not even far from each other and are very strollable, now compare it with the billions involved in its construction ;( |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Okijajuju1(m): 8:47pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
talktimi: i gree say i way high but i definitely know what i was saying, the monorail scam runs a very short distance between two bus stops that are not even far from each other and are very strollable, now compare it with the billions involved in its construction ;( And let me just tell you now that I understand you in every way.. But sadly, it just has to be so. Buying the right of way for that monorail was very expensive.. Okay ask yourself this question, 'How would this monorail get to Obigbo? Where would it pass in places like mile one, through to Water lines. How many houses would we need to break down. How much do we pay in compensation, how much is spent to achieve this'.. The amount spent on compensation alone for that project was astronomical.. More would be spent for the next hase which will run from Azikiwe to waterlines.. Then the third phase to artillery or so.. But each leg will cost billions. Thats why all the new cities being built all take into consideratiion allowance for mordern transportation, water supply and gaslines. So that should the government someday be able to give Nigerians gas in their homes like they do abroad, the money spent will not be that much as space for such was considered in the planning from start. If the monoail is completed to obigbo, all public trans port buses will be banned from running on Aba road. That will reduced the traffic on Aba road astronomically. That Monorail is a futuristic development that I dont expect an alcoholic like you to understand.. #Pulls shirt, breaks bottle and is ready to chook Talktimi if he talks bad about Amaechis mono rail again.. Barman.. Bring me 1 chelsea dry gin and cranberryjuice.. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by DuduNegro: 8:57pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
berem: your orders are ready oke mmadu! Berem, i hear you are behind Ngige. Nice choice! "sic" up PDP! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by DuduNegro: 8:59pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Next round my sista...two heineken. I scratched under the cover. "sic". i didnt win anything |
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