jmaine:

Na Pataki rename me Jamiu . . .Demdem pick am , Seanet02 come popularize am , and the rest is now history . . .

My adversaries seeking to get under my skin address me as Jamiu and i just laugh it off .

OAM4J:

Hi, lady Lertee,

Seems the guys and the politicians here like you.

Would you mind to be our 2nd Waitress here.

Please say YES.

lertee:
**looks left and right**
What happened to the first waitress..
Politicians be hitting my bmbmbm..naaaa I dodge am.

OAM4J:

The 1st waitress Berem is still a staff she only took the weekend off.

We need at least 3 waitresses here.

Dont worry no one will be hitting your bumbum apart from me

lertee:
You see now,leadership should be by example o.
As the oga at the top,I need a watch over from you.
No touchry and no lookry..I know say I gather every for the right places but NO lookry!
Ehen I can now take the job if this is guaranteed.

OAM4J:

But somebody must look and touch na...or how else will it be appreciated? Erm erm... ok I will try

You are now EMPLOYED!

OAM4J:

But somebody must look and touch na...or how else will it be appreciated? Erm erm... ok I will try

You are now EMPLOYED!

ilugunboy:

If na joke...stop am or else...I will withdraw my support for you in this community...

...and you lertee...what do you think you are doing? I didn't bring you in here to come and start getting cosy-cosy with the guys.

Oya...let's go home now!

lertee:

Ahan, I gave condition na

emirate prince: Pls lerte,can u resume extra duty in my private bar?

lertee:
No sir,we are not allowed to do off duties..place your order in the presence of everyone

lertee:
No sir,we are not allowed to do off duties..place your order in the presence of everyone

tunapa2009: I am back oooo!!! Sorry, I went for a wedding ceremony. I don't need to order tonight except suya!!!! I like meat. Where dat barman, abeg give me a pack of suya to step down...

emirate prince: Lertee go answer you lol

ilugunboy:

Oya..lets go home...your shift is over. There are too many wolves in this bar tonite.

otijah: O boy see wetin I dey miss, plss who is the waitress here can I talk to privately.

achi4u: Who is this lertee?
what stuff was she made off?


I think I need to part of this show anyhow.

lertee: I am the new waitress here,berem is on a short leave.
No trespassing,no lookery not to talk of attempted touchery.
All your orders are taken already,I will deliver shortly.
No more orders tonight,the bar is about to close

bebornagain: Try lertee she is the waitress,call her I believe she went outside to look for change , and I sent her to buy me roasted fish

otijah: where she dey kwanu? I need some punny dis nite to calm my temper

Dive-Bomber:
For all haters of GEJ, I hav cryaquin capsules for sale, u will need to take 2 capsules 3 times daily. Crying frm now till 2019 will be a vry difficult task, trust me, u need dis capsules. Hahahahohoho.

I know ur type
Jonathan peeps no matter what. Enjoy.

Dive-Bomber:
OAMJ and sexkillz, I hope dat if I call demdem's father wit d same names he has bn calling our president u will nt slam a ban on me.

Dive-Bomber:


keep ur useless advise to urself; I don't need it.

U don try am

Katsumoto:



It seems you don't know what an adviCe is. I was simply telling you not to make mouth but to act. Translation don't pull a gun if u don't in tend to use it.

Advise is a verb and not to be confused with advice, which is a noun. In case you don't know, that is a lesson before you call it a threat.

achi4u: where is our waitress Berem?

is she on leave or has she committed the uncmmittable?

Anybody wey see am,,, tell am say one of her own dey miss am.