₦airaland Forum

tunapa2009: U want to monopolise her abi? U wan turn to dangote?

Monopolise ke! She has been my one and only heart-doctor since, she is my beautiful Onyinye. You need to check a poetry thread in literature section to understand the chemistry, physics, biology and mathematics between us.

Katsumoto: Yes you are a country of mumus.

There are other things to be fixed first - corruption being number one. If Buhari is on a revenge mission to lock up 5% of thieves, Nigeria will be better for it.

plus you minus me.

[quote author=Prof. Ogogoro]I'm a born again Children of God.

I don't take alcohol.

If you want to buy me a drink it should be a non-alcoholic drink like Star or Harp.

Thank you.

[/quote]You are born again but your name is not born again.

Ok o. Barman, give him 3 bottles of Malt drink.

Rocktation: I'd love to have a chat with kaeto. Does he visit here? Tell him I said hi!

Oam4j, hi too.

Who is kaeto??

If I see him here, I will ban him till 2099 for trespassing. Rule 101. Nonsense!

You are mine and mine for ever.

Barman!, if anyone talks to this lady, you have my permission to break coca cola bottle on his head.

[quote author=Prof. Ogogoro]Stop being a hypocrite with your senseless sarcasm.

You wish to castigate a man in charge of over 150 Million people when you and your fellow Idiotic mods cannot manage this section without acting like A55-Holes.

Just zip it....ok??

Effing hypocrite!!

P.S. You fools can ban this handle if you like. I opened 4 others alongside this ID....... [/quote]Barman, please give this man 1 keg of ogogoro and suya....after, lock him up in Room 06 with one of the Indian women that was with Abacha in his last days.

Katsumoto: How can a man who cant manage a party or control his uncouth wife, manage a country?

The same chap weakened his own hand as a 'do or die' elections beckons.

He has been managing a country of 150 million people since 2010.

Are you saying we are a country of 150 million mumus as sang by Lagbaja?

Katsumoto: What is going on here?

Who opened a bar in the politics section?



And please give Tunde some cookies to go with his milk.

See you!

We opened a bar for more than a week now and you were no where to be found.

Barman give me 2 empty coca cola bottles make i break on his head, after you give him his favorite drink and suya

tunapa2009: None ooooo. I don't want to believe that there is no real leader in the whole Nigeria There is a need for change. Everyday we clamour and lament on the problems of Nigeria. We need solutions to all our problems.
I don't Trust buhari at all, he is a goat in sheep clothing while jonathan is an hyena in decision making.

I still want u to pick one. Assuming you go to poll and the only 2 candidates you have in your ballot paper are Jonathan and Buhari... or I give you Atiku as your 3rd option. Which will you vote for?

tunapa2009: Really, our president is the retardeen,
Currently, our president is very frustrated. Though indecision was his problem but he has graduated into an higher level.
His only ambition presently is 2015 "bye" election. (Bye bye election)
But my main concern is that who can take Nigeria to the promise land?? Jonathan has nothing to offer in his so-called transformation agenda, I don't trust malaam Buhari.....

And if you must choose between the sea and the devil, which would you pick? Jonathan or Buhari?

emirate prince: Clear throat** he be like say as no body buy me beer my gist go continue 2mao

barman, give this man 12 bottles, make he continue hin story. Give him Suya too.

gbanikiti: @ OAM4J, the video is not from youtube. It's from my phone. It's not uploading at all!

Sorry, upload it to youtube 1st and share the link here. I wish I know a better way.

gbanikiti: To whom it may concern , i want to upload a video here. It cannot upload. wetin make i do?

Is the video from youtube?

If yes, click on "share" under the video window and copy the embed link and paste here, like the example below for Davido - Gobe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFDu6ACKLKo

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i also want to be a pvt jet owner [/quote]Erm... no problem, you have come to the right place. There are politicians with the right connections here. Which one do you want? PDP1 or PDP2 or APC Connections?

I will advice you pick PDP1, cos the president belongs to that party...and anytime Sincere 9gerian takes you to Aso rock to say 'hello' to the president, you can at least be sure of $50k transportation fare.

But you will make it big and buy a jet quicker if you have special services you can provide the president or the goverment. For instance Tompolo provides special security services that Chief of Army, IGP, and other top Military Chiefs cannot provide so he earns in billions officially, while our security chiefs cannot boast of 1 million salary per month (officially)... you get the drift now?

tunapa2009: I hail ooo! Me be tunde politically called DSA. Am progressive in nature and thinking. I believe in transformation through collective transformed minds (not transformation agenda). I don't think, smoke or womanise. I treat everybody with respect. Nice joining this progressive room.

Welcome to the Politics' bar Tunde-Tunapa,

Am sure you drink coca cola and Malt drinks with good peppersoup or Suya. Make an order for yourself and for me.