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ikisehchuks: All dese GURLS aint smilin sha...#JESSICA#...d guy(Obago) no one post again?

i am not smiling either.

Viewing this topic: Chiemeka orizu ( m ), obago ( m ), Metaphycist ( m ), greatestkel , WackyJ1 ( m ), ikisehchuks ( m ) and 3 guest(s). Lol. Keep waiting for my 'catty' comments.

Too much money. Money is never my problem. God has always been providing for me. I am free like a bird.

Metaphycist: I tink I ws faced wit d smile 4 almost a whole day!
It's perfect.
N 4 dose who dnt knw her,
She talks very fast o!
N she's very sharp.
She says almost evrytin she tinks.
She doesnt form dust lik som girls
She's a perfect "Sanguine "

she is a PARROT then.

Happy new month to you all. This month is my month of jubilee. Less than 14days to my birthday.

Mexyz: Ha! Me i did nt see d uniben admsn leta oo

you don enta one chance. Oya start praying.

miracle477: I av a problem wit my clearance...afta fillin in my atm details and submitting,a page appeard dat said payment failed, i tried again again bt no show,.it still displayd payment failed...bt afta some hourz a debit alert was sent 2 my fone by my bank(skye bank) indicatin dat 45k had been taken by uniben...i loggd in2 my kofa page to chek if dat was true,bt it stil displayd "payment failed'...pls wat should i do...m xo xo confusd...pls make una bring suggestns pls

your money done enter one chance. You are already a miracle,you don't need any miracle again.

Manchester united is a cheat. They are stinky and corrupt. I rep the blues. Chelsea for life.

Below are the documents that are expected to be printed out after your online clearance at the cyber cafe or wherever u did yours:
1) online payment slip
2)admission letter from Uniben.
3)clearance slip.
All other documents apart from those three (3) above are counterfeit,bastardize and invalid.

Metaphycist: Ehmmmm!
I'm wrong I agree...
Bt smhw u pay 10,000 4 faculty clearance
3,000 as departmental clearance
6,500 for Gst clearance.
(I hvnt even mentioned other courses)That's already 19,500
All d clearance will nt happen in d auditorium.
If u clear 8 courses wit 2000,is dat nt 16,000 already
If u com wit 15,000,pls dnt ask me 2 lend u some money later on.
I hate it,in fact I'm pissed off wit it.Bt wat else cn I do oda dan sought 4 d money n tell my friends on Nairaland 2 do d same?
U beta let ur parents knw wat's up...A lot of money drilling stuffs awaits us.

[b][/b] What are u feeling like and who will even beg u for money? Mtcheew...plz keep your analysis to urself,they are all full of falsehood.

voucher: From deir hrt dey wuld add? Ur parents re good ppl o

and your parents are ....

Metaphycist: Read d analysis I gave 2 Voucher carefully! U'll knw if it'l be up 2 30,000
Abt properties,I mean.
Bed: 6000
Bed Spread: 2,000
Gas/stove:12,000/3000
Pots:5,000
Plates n spoons:3000
Start cloths: 15,000 (at least)
N oda miscellaneous
FOR OFF KAMP
Rug/Carpet:10,000/3000
Fan:5000
Sittin stools:3000
Swaggy Off Kamp
Generator:15,000
Television,new/2nd hand:25,000/12,000
DVD: 6,000
Painting:5000
Fridge:20,000
etc
So u c, properties wil consume some money...

what of dstv? Won't u watch african magic or supersports. lol! I hope ur wife and children will be coming with you?

I think the main reason our school fee and acceptance fee were increased is due to the suspension of part time and diploma programmes. They were good source of income for Uniben. No institution will run smoothly without finance.

Metaphycist: It comprises of....
Faculty clearance:10,000
Departmental clearance:3000
Gst clearance: 6,500
Student record file: 3000
And oda Miscellaneous expenses!
If u come 2 Benin 4 physical clearance wit 5 or 10 thousand, u beta prepare to break one leg,burst one eye den hold umbrella and stainless plate in front of maingate 2 start begging.

yeah! Gst is N6,500. N10,000 for faculty clearance? It won't be up to that bro

voucher: 30,000 for physical clearance? I'm seeing dz for d first tym

don't mind metalphycist,i think he is going gaga. 15k-20k should be enough.

Metaphycist: TOTAL AMOUNT 2 BE SPENT!!!
Clearance fee:45,000
Online service:2000
Physical clearance:30,000
School fee: 46,000
Hostel(on camp only):8,500
Accomodation(off k):70,000
School Properties:30,000
Pocket Money:10,000
Total wit Hostel only:181,500
Total wit accomodation:233,000
So 45,000 4 clearance z jst d begining.Prepare 4 gross expenditures!

school hostel is N8000 while N1000 is for d access card making a total of N9000. We can never spend up to N30,000 during physical clearance. School properties fee is not included oh. Plz stop putting fear in d minds of people but rather Put hope and faith in their minds. Or do u want people to start withdrawing their admission?

Chiemeka orizu:

gbagaun

Uniben main gate.

Sir Fidelis: lol...Whats ur 2go username?

thanks for d lol. U don't nid to add me on 2go bcus we won't chat much.

Jessicavizzy: u make me laugh...@dsame tym u r Funi!...well c u in skul jorh...infact u b my paddy now...or u will refuse dat..am sorry i deleted uoooo

I have nothing against you. Everybody on this thread are my friends. I don't av enemies.

Sir Fidelis: Are u serious? U have cat to be kitten me!

cat is 2 small for me. I need a lion to masticate your bones.

I advice u all pay early. Ur sch fee is likely to increase by N5000 or more if u don't pay early. If u think i am lying,u can confirm from any 'reasonable' Uniben students.

Jessicavizzy: well i dont have tym to xchange words wit u...doz wo r wise dnt talk anyhw to pipo tey av not met bfor...so only doz wo r silly nos dia fellow silly pipo..das minz u r also 'SILLY' IS not an insult but z d truth,,if u r nt silly den u shud av behav ursef...u added me doz nt min i will accomodate all ur rubbish..point of correction i dnt kip Frds wo cant control tey sef in public..n Doz wo talks anyhw witout reasonning...u talk anyhw das was y i deleted u..i Hav everyrite 2kip wo i wanna kip n doz wo i dnt want...it's my phone..So y avin a pblem wit that?....am sorry if u find dis as insult...so sorry!

As a mature man, i don't want to reply u in a hard way. I don't argue with people lyk u. Plz park well b4 i ....

jazinogold: d SUG went into series of meetings wit skul! Bt dy said u r nt yet matriculated! D union can fite 4 only matriculatd studnts!

All laws are amendable. The constitution should be reviewed and amended for d sake of freshers that are coming nxt year and in d future. We need vibrant SUG and not corrupt SUG.

Jessicavizzy: Menh! yterday was Gr8....spent d whole day with metaphycist..It was fun!..not only fun but also *ROMANTIC*...BUt uniben rilly stressed me up...Gudafternu! ;DMenh! yterday was Gr8....spent d whole day with metaphycist..It was fun!..not only fun but also *ROMANTIC*...BUt uniben rilly stressed me up...Gudafternu!

Mtchew...so u are d silly girl that deleted me from ur 2go account for joking with u. @METAPHYCIST,What was romantic about the date? Guy Gist me

BACHELOR OF LAWS (LLB)
Code :
LLB
Title :
BACHELOR OF LAWS
Study Mode :
Undergraduate Full Time
Start Level :
100 (Year 1)
End Level :
500 (Year 5)
Application Category :
PUTME, PUDE, PCE, PRENCE
Initial School Fee :
46000.0
Returning School Fee :
12000
God go punish Uniben. Na wa oh! N46000 for my school fees. Many people will withdraw their admission because of this high fee. This is injustice of d highest order.

Faculty of Law Uniben. We rep here.

Sir Fidelis: AK what? *bend my head low to avoid strayed bullets*

hahahaha. Lets me make it ak27 for ur own safety. But Ak47 does not kill,wat it does is to suspend ur breath for some years b4 d end time.

I support Nigeria info and their presenters. Lagosians can testify of it. They are gud. They treat their callers and listeners with optimum respect, especially the sports presenters-femi,kelechi,osita,etc vote for them plz.

I met with the speaker and the chief whip of the faculty of Law parliament today. Chatting with them was fun,educating and everything u can ever imagine. To study law no be beans oh. I have gat a lot of works to do. God dey sha. Godstime570 on 2go.

@leobreezy and other learned colleagues, wearing of black trousers and white long sleeves is not compulsory during physical clearance at the main auditorium but it is compulsory to wear them when we are going for faculty and departmental clearances. We rep Law.

Sir Fidelis: In Benin preparing for next week's battle.Hope u've got ur armour ready and ur......

yea bro. My armour car,rockets,ak47,etc will be in uniben by monday. I am going to fire my haters and those insulting me. Na play oh.