₦airaland Forum

purem:
Why are u so addicted to dirty things like this?
Na so ur life b 4 real?

hypocrite.why u open d page for d first place

why would i take a bullet 4 dis garbage. am 100%sure dat those ass ain't real

DontForceUnity:
I am sure nobody will give Aisha such a reception in the South.

who b Aisha?who know Aisha?
abi thunder wan fire Aisha and her husband

StrongandMighty:
Is it dat underage Pussy dey sweet pass or wat? Tufiakwa 4 diz set of pple!!

the tin dey over sweet dem and moreover dem dey follow their prophet footsteps, d dude too marry underage

and you will hear them saying "Islam is the religion of peace,freedom and peace of mind".
whenever i hear them say such tins,i tell them to kiss my black ass .

MasViews:
Bros, aswear bro northerners give no Bleep about those wack artistes and their wack songs.

the same way we too don't give a damn about their own wack,useless artistes of theirs.
anything pertaining entertainment as far as Nigeria as a whole is concern,u age to come down south.any oda one is get together

MasViews:
In Southern Nigeria you mean?

which one b"in southern Nigeria"we are talking about the whole federation you are saying anoda tin.or are you an alien, you just land

erigga,dis dude lyrics are too raw for the Nigerian audience

Offpoint:
Both are natural and you can't cheat either of them. one was designed to be control for a Long Time and other for a short time.

when time comes for the former to perform it CONSTITUTIONAL duty, you'll be surprised to see your Agama Lizard doing press ups when you're in a market place.

so u haven't seen someone dat has been celibate for 5years?
well i have.the truth is dat we have d power within us to control it.
take the Reverend fathers as a case study,how do they manage to control it and still stay focus

i don't know why people Luke throwing tribal jabs on nairaland
every tribe in naija have a tribal mark,no one is exempted.
me dat am typing i have one on my face and am Igbo.the mark have meaning,some its for identification and some its for spiritual purpose
whichever way if you see someone with a tribal mark just know its for a purpose and not their doing

Offpoint:
will you be busy 24/7? just like there's the level you can hold yourself when shiits hits...same applies to X.... when nature call you answer.

shits and X.... are very different
the latter is controllable while d former is natural and u can't cheat it.have gone three months without sex,but can you go three days without shitting?
if u are preoccupied with something dat takes most of your time ,the last tin dat will b on your mind would b sex
the only time you will even know dat u have a DxxK is when u want to urinate

IHEOMA,OGOROMA

the best way is to keep yourself busy,one way or d other.it worked for me remember an idle mind is the devil's workshop

who wan click am b4

Juniorbuba:
I smell something fishy in your story.... Lemme sha come and be going

where are you going? wait and say whats on your mind.believe it or not its 100% authentic

Pascalville:
Wen Chelsea fans go to church on Sunday and the pastor told them to open to the book of ROMAns 3

guy u are very funny,can't stop laughing.i will send it to my Chelsea friend

sKy007:
Inbox pls

have sent u an email, reply back

me dat my own is N75m am not complaining, its a normal tin.last week own was N50m,so guy chill u are a learner

intheclouds:
lol.. that's hallucination, you see something that you think is real but it's not, i felt the same way but it took a lot of convincing for me to calm down.. in your case you were too scared of what has happening inside you. trust me it's hallucination

if u say so bro

intheclouds:
yeah I think taking jumbo makes you incredibly high without warning, and the problem is that your friends won't tell you what to expect till you get high, at which you start being confused if they're lying to you or not. you were hallucinating though, it happened with me and I thought I was mad but when I remember it now, I just laugh.

bro what i experience was way pass hallucination, it was damn real and to make matter worse i dreamnt about it dat same night.it scared d shit out of me

in our area we call these people"SU" serious after useless. after taking all d dicks she cpuld ,she's then advising odas not to.if u check her own e go don turn to shalanga
.

after going three rounds straight on her as i lay down on d bed to relax my mind i felt something crawling into my boxer. lo an behold it's her hand trying to stroke the tin ,i told her to wait a little longer for d tin is completely flaccid she said she wants it now, i said no then she told me d most painful run age ever heard "aren't you a man come and show me u are man" me i was like kukuma kill me,na person wey u go kill u dey find

mine was years back on a construction site,during break time we went to an uncompleted building and one of my guy brought it out and asked if i wanted some i said yes,he asked if ave taken it before i nodded.he molled it and gave me one of the jumbo.i light it and started Puffing it after a while a lie down to take a nap. twenty minutes later i woke up and d next tin i saw will forever remain in my mind till the day i die.i saw GHOSTS real ghost starring at me
my guy was still sleeping i quickly woke him up,but he wasn't seeing any of it .i became uneasy and shouting so d said he asked me if ave taken d stuff b4 i said yes.
he ran back to d site and called our headman who hinself has PhD in weed smoking,d guy slapped me five times and poured water on me that was when my body calm down.he gave both of us 1week suspension

naija i hail thee.in Nigeria nothing is unprecedented